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Enchanted Pixel Forest 1.20.2

#pantsu, 1.20.2, Abracadabra, Anime, Bra, Censorship, clothing, COSPLAY, empowerment, Enchanted, Enchantment, Fan Service, FANTASY, Female Characters, Forbidden, Forest, hocus pocus, Magic, Magical Girls, Manga, PIXEL, Spell, transformation, WHIMSICAL

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Players:	96/300	Votes:	2462
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Villages Defended:	12	Meteor Showers Witnessed:	2
Chimeras Created:	4	Blood-Forged Axes Created:	10
Mythical Creatures Tamed:	2	Mythical Relics Collected:	14
Volcanoes Explored:	3	Dragons Adopted as Pets:	2
Enchanted Armories Found:	5	Dragon Eggs Found:	6572
Unicorn Sightings:	1	Immortal Potions Brewed:	13
Epic Mounts Acquired:	8	Dark Rituals Completed:	4

Yo, broskis, come join our Minecraft server where we make all the anime babes wear nothing but tiny bras and pantsu! It’s like a magical spell has been cast, turning all the pixels into sexy pixels! Get ready for some scandalous adventures in this wild and wacky world! Don’t miss out on the chance to see your favorite waifus in their skivvies while you mine and craft to your heart’s content! Join now for a truly enchanting experience!

SpeedLimitSloth – Minecraft SMP

#impatience, annoyance, bumper to bumper, courteous driving, driving etiquette, following rules, Frustration, lawful driving, long tail tag, Minecraft, obeying laws, road rage, safe driving, slow driving, smp, speed limit, SpeedLimitSloth, stuck behind, tailgating, traffic, traffic congestion, traffic jam, traffic rules

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Players:	95/200	Votes:	2505
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Meteorites Collected:	1	Magical Moments Shared:	26
Forbidden Doors Opened:	3	Epic Battles Fought:	10
Arcane Towers Raised:	2	Mythical Swords Crafted:	64
Time-Warping Watches Found:	3	Phantom Ships Sailed:	5
Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	3	Epic Quests Completed:	5
Phoenix Feathers Found:	5	Celestial Events Witnessed:	1
Epic Bosses Defeated:	5	Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	3

OMG, like, can you believe it? I was driving behind this total snail on the road, going the actual speed limit like a total grandma. I was like, “Bruh, do you even know what a gas pedal is?!” So then I thought, you know what would be way more fun than dealing with slowpokes on the road? Joining this EPIC Minecraft SMP server, duh! We have so many crazy adventures, like once we all built a giant rollercoaster that launched us into a pit of lava (don’t worry, we had fire resistance potions). And another time, we all dressed up as chickens and had a dance party in the village square. It was clucking ridiculous! So if you’re tired of boring speed limits and wanna join a server where anything goes, then you gotta join us! Plus, we have free virtual cookies for all new players. Yasss, queen!

BlockyWisdom

Affirmations, BlockyWisdom, Daily Reminder, favorite words, Gratitude, Happiness, inspiration, life lessons, live by, Mantra, mindfulness, motivation, perseverance, personal growth, positive mindset, positivity, quotes, resilience, self improvement, success, words of wisdom

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Players:	105/300	Votes:	7948
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Chaos Orbs Controlled:	24	Meteorite Armor Created:	21
Emeralds Found:	9970	Omnipotent Charms Created:	5
Towns Built:	9	Magical Ponies Rescued:	6
Epic Weapons Forged:	2	Fairy Circles Danced In:	4
Elemental Forces Harnessed:	8	Talking Trees Consulted:	2
Magic Scrolls Discovered:	5	Time-Warping Watches Found:	2
Divine Relics Bestowed:	5	Dragonkin Hatched:	3

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with the same old rules and restrictions? Well, look no further because our server is like a wild party in the Nether!

Join us and experience the thrill of riding pigs into battle against zombie hordes, building giant statues of Steve made entirely out of diamonds, and participating in epic dance-offs with creepers.

Our server is so awesome that even Herobrine himself is a regular player, always causing mischief and chaos wherever he goes. But don’t worry, our moderators are trained in the ancient art of llama jousting and will keep the peace (most of the time).

So if you’re ready for a Minecraft experience like no other, join us and remember our motto: “Keep mining and keep shining, because diamonds are a girl’s best friend!”

CraftyFreedomZuckMusk

Accountability, Censorship, Communication, CraftyFreedomZuckMusk, Democracy, digital age, ethical considerations, freedom of speech, French, Government, instrumentalizing, Minister, Musk, Online platforms, Politics, public discourse, Regulation, RESPONSIBILITY, social media, Technology, Zuckerberg

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Players:	105/400	Votes:	1006
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Mysterious Portals Opened:	16	Rune Stones Activated:	8
Magic Items Found:	6261	Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	9
Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	1	Forbidden Relics Collected:	3
Necronomicon Pages Collected:	2	Magic Scrolls Discovered:	1
Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	2	Secret Guilds Joined:	5
Talking Trees Consulted:	3	Dragonfire Shields Forged:	3
Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	2	Hidden Passages Discovered:	6

so, like, u know how u wanna play minecraft but u also wanna have a good time and laugh ur butt off? well, this server is the place for u, my dude! we got pigs that can fly and cows that do the moonwalk. not to mention, our diamonds are actually made of chocolate (but don’t eat them, trust me, i learned the hard way).

oh, and get this – our admin is a talking chicken named cluckers. he’s always squawking about some crazy adventure he went on with notch back in the day. apparently, they fought off a horde of evil creepers with nothing but a carrot and a rubber ducky. true story, bro.

if u join our server, u’ll also get to meet our resident wizard, gandalf the pink. he’s got a pet dragon named fluffy who loves to play fetch with ender pearls. it’s a sight to see, lemme tell ya.

so, what are u waiting for? come join our server and experience the most bonkers, hilarious minecraft adventure of ur life. plus, we have unlimited cake. like, seriously, it never runs out. it’s magic or something.

Superheroes Fly Feet-First!

Caution, feet-first, FeetFirst, Fly, flying, flying techniques, head protection, Heads, Protect, Safety, superhero advice, superhero flying, superhero guidelines, superhero maneuvers, superhero precautions, superhero protection, superhero rules, superhero safety, superhero strategies, superhero tactics, superhero tips, Superheroes

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Players:	99/500	Votes:	5696
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Witch’s Brew Drunk:	14	Pirate Ships Captured:	3
Dragons Tamed:	1	Paranormal Events Investigated:	5
Unbreakable Chains Forged:	4	Astral Amulets Crafted:	42
Towns Built:	1	Living Statues Befriended:	0
Warlock Amulets Crafted:	8	Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	1
Mimic Chests Discovered:	2	Forbidden Relics Collected:	10
Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	7	Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	1

come join this epic minecraft server where superheroes fly feet-first to protect their heads because apparently that’s the most important thing in the world. we have a secret underground lair where you can craft your own super suit made out of diamonds and obsidian. our admin is actually a superhero in disguise, so watch out for them swooping in to save the day. also, did we mention that our pigs can fly? yeah, that’s right, you can ride a flying pig into battle against evil mobs. so what are you waiting for? join now and become the ultimate superhero in this wacky minecraft world!

CraftyBrainTypes

Artificial Intelligence, brain abnormalities, Brain Disorder, brain health, Chiari type-1 malformations, classification, CraftyBrainTypes, Diagnosis, Healthcare, innovation, machine learning, medical advancements, medical decision making, Medical research, neurology, neuroscience, patient care, research, subtypes, Technology, Treatment

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Players:	95/600	Votes:	3338
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Soul Swords Wielded:	6	Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	3
Shattered Realms Restored:	1	Crystal Caves Mapped:	9
Cursed Swords Broken:	1	Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	2
Invisible Walls Found:	4	Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	0
Magic Wands Crafted:	24	Dragon Scales Harvested:	236
Forbidden Doors Opened:	3	Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	14
Mimic Chests Discovered:	1	Royal Courts Attended:	1

so, like, this server is like totally lit, man. we got, like, artificial intelligence and stuff, identifying subtypes of brain disorders and whatnot. like, who knew you could find that in a minecraft server, right?

join us and you’ll be part of the coolest brain research team ever. we’re like the avengers of brain disorders, fighting the evil chiari type-1 malformations with our super smart AI. it’s like a superhero movie, but in minecraft.

plus, being on this server will totally improve your medical decision making skills. like, you’ll be diagnosing brain disorders like a pro in no time. forget medical school, just join our minecraft server and you’ll be a brain expert in no time.

so come on, join us and be part of the most epic brain research team in minecraft history. trust me, you won’t regret it.

Starlight Realm 1.21.2

1.21.2, Actresses, Boobs, Busty, Celebrity, celebrity tits, cleavage, Entertainment, explicit, FAMOUS, Hollywood, hot, leaked, models, NSFW, paparazzi, Provocative, Realm, scandal, Sexy, Starlight, tits, voluptuous

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Players:	108/500	Votes:	5262
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Titan Hearts Harvested:	1	Astral Orbs Gathered:	11
Endless Mazes Conquered:	4	Dimensional Rifts Closed:	2
Parallel Universes Unraveled:	2	Legendary Titles Earned:	2
Dragonfire Shields Forged:	7	Cursed Taverns Survived:	1
Legendary Items Repaired:	4	Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	2
Epic Mounts Acquired:	5	Wilderness Tamed:	15
Magical Familiars Summoned:	5	Astral Mages Summoned:	4

Yo, bros and broettes, do I have a server for you! Imagine a world where all the blocks are shaped like celeb tits! And not just any celebs, we’re talking A-listers here! Join us for the most titillating Minecraft experience of your life!

We’ve got custom plugins that make the boobs bounce as you mine, craft, and build your way to glory! And don’t even get me started on the special events we have planned.

From bikini block parties to red carpet creeper attacks, this server is a non-stop party! So what are you waiting for? Come join us and get your hands on some virtual celebrity cleavage today!

LawnEyeRollerCraft

Apology, Biking, car honking, Confrontation, Corner, elderly woman, front lawn, Hangout, LawnEyeRollerCraft, misunderstanding, ROAD, sandwiches, sidewalks, speed limit, stores, suburban, trampled lawn, Vandalism, Yelling

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Players:	105/600	Votes:	8615
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Dragon Eggs Found:	9138	Crystal Wands Charged:	11
Epic Battles Fought:	11	Volcanoes Explored:	2
Eerie Music Discs Played:	4	Shadow Realms Conquered:	0
Ancient Relics Unearthed:	407	Infernal Machines Built:	0
Twisted Realms Survived:	2	Eldritch Scrolls Read:	5
Animals Bred:	154	Secret Libraries Discovered:	4
Runes Activated:	0	Ender Pearl Glitches:	1

Are you tired of dealing with crazy neighbors who think you’re a lawn vandalizing menace? Then join our Minecraft server and escape to a world where the only thing you’ll be trampling on is pixelated grass!

On our server, you can bike as fast as you want without any angry car honking behind you. No more awkward encounters with overzealous lawn owners demanding apologies for simply trying to get a sandwich.

Join us and build your own virtual world where you can bike on sidewalks that actually exist and where crazy neighbors are just a figment of your imagination. Don’t let real-life drama ruin your day, come join our server and let the fun begin!

DetentionCraft SMP

Breaking Rules, classroom disruption, detention, detention slip, DetentionCraft, disciplinary action, Disobedience, misbehavior, parent-teacher conference, principals office, school authority, school behavior, school consequences, school expulsion, school misconduct, school punishment, school rules violation, school suspension, school trouble, smp, teacher reprimand, troublemaker

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Players:	108/600	Votes:	4756
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Gnome Villages Protected:	6	Players Killed by Monsters:	3327
New Chunks Explored:	753569	Moonlit Rituals Performed:	5
Mysterious Portals Opened:	10	Duplicated Mobs Battled:	5
Inescapable Mazes Solved:	2	Spontaneous Duels Fought:	9
Haunted Chests Opened:	9	Parallel Universes Unraveled:	0
Underground Cities Explored:	3	Whispering Caves Entered:	4
Ethereal Couriers Hired:	1	Evil Twin Fights:	5

OMG guys, you HAVE to join this epic Minecraft SMP! Like, I was just minding my own business mining some diamonds when suddenly a herd of creepers attacked me and blew up my whole base! But then the admin came in like a superhero and saved the day by giving me unlimited diamond armor and a pet dragon to ride around on. It was so lit, you won’t believe it!

And like, the other day, I was building a rollercoaster in the sky and accidentally crashed it into someone’s house. But instead of getting mad, they just laughed and said it made their house look cooler. This server is full of the chillest peeps ever, you gotta come hang with us!

Oh, and did I mention the secret treasure hunt we had last week? I found a chest full of enchanted golden carrots that give you super speed and let you fly like a bird. It was like a dream come true, I swear!

So yeah, if you wanna have the most epic, craziest, and funniest time ever in Minecraft, you gotta join this SMP. Trust me, you won’t regret it!

CreeperPhobiaCraft

anxiety, CreeperPhobiaCraft, fear of being alone, fear of clowns, fear of death, fear of failure, fear of germs, FEAR OF HEIGHTS, fear of losing loved ones, Fear of public speaking, fear of rejection, fear of snakes, fear of spiders, fear of the dark, fear of the future, fear of the supernatural, fear of the unknown, irrational fear, Phobia, scary thoughts

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Players:	90/400	Votes:	4810
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Mystical Amulets Crafted:	43	Unicorn Sightings:	0
Witch’s Brew Drunk:	19	Star Shards Collected:	173
Celestial Gardens Planted:	3	Legendary Items Repaired:	5
Alternate Realities Explored:	4	Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	3
God-Tier Weapons Forged:	30	Lost Souls Rescued:	5
Ghost Trains Ridden:	0	Celestial Dragons Tamed:	3
Cursed Amulets Found:	2	Divine Relics Bestowed:	14

Are you afraid of creepers blowing up your hard-earned creations? Well, fear no more because on our server, creepers have been trained to do the Macarena instead of exploding! Join us for a dance party like no other!

Do you break out in a cold sweat at the thought of getting lost in a dark cave? Don’t worry, our server comes equipped with GPS-enabled pickaxes that will lead you straight back to safety! No more wandering aimlessly in the dark, unless you’re into that sort of thing.

Are you terrified of running out of food while exploring the vast Minecraft world? Fear not, because on our server, all animals drop candy instead of meat! Satisfy your hunger and your sweet tooth at the same time.

So come join us on our server for a wild and wacky Minecraft experience that will have you laughing and screaming in equal measure. Who knew surviving in a blocky world could be so much fun?