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QuirkyLoveMinecraftSMP

Abnormal, Boundaries, Communication, compatibility, compromise, Differences, Expectations, Honesty, Individuality, Intimacy, long-term commitment, love, loyalty, normal, personal space, QuirkyLoveMinecraftSMP, relationship, Respect, Trust, Understanding

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Players:	101/1000	Votes:	3246
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Lunar Scepters Activated:	8	Alien Abductions:	2
Animals Bred:	165	Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	6
Runes Activated:	1	Ancient Relics Unearthed:	237
Mythical Quests Completed:	10	Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	3
Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	2	Alternate Realities Explored:	5
Forbidden Tomes Read:	4	Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	13
Celestial Crowns Worn:	5	Inescapable Mazes Solved:	2

Are you tired of boring old relationships where people expect you to be all serious and normal? Well, join our Minecraft SMP and experience a whole new level of wackiness and fun!

We have players who think it’s totally normal to ride pigs into battle, build houses out of giant mushrooms, and communicate solely through interpretive dance. If you’re looking for a place where the only rule is to be as weird as possible, then this is the SMP for you!

Join us and discover a world where the sky is made of cheese, the oceans are filled with soda, and the villagers are all secretly aliens plotting to take over the server. Who needs normal relationships when you can have a Minecraft SMP that’s anything but ordinary?

AthleticCraft

Aesthetics, athletes, AthleticCraft, athleticism, attractiveness, beauty, best looking, Competition, FITNESS, health, physical agility, physical appearance, physical attractiveness, physical endurance, Physical fitness, physical performance, physical prowess, physical strength, Sport, sports, Sportsmanship

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Players:	101/300	Votes:	594
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Ether Blades Crafted:	5	Phoenix Feathers Found:	12
Evil Portals Destroyed:	2	Heroic Legacies Created:	1
Warrior Spirits Summoned:	22	Buildings Constructed:	47
Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	2	Shadow Realms Conquered:	1
Astral Amulets Crafted:	21	Animals Bred:	33
Mythical Quests Completed:	49	Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	1
Cursed Amulets Found:	1	Zombie Dances:	9

Forget about basketball players and football stars, the real MVPs are on our Minecraft server! Our players have the most chiseled blocky bodies you’ve ever seen, with abs so sharp they could mine diamonds. Join our server and witness the ultimate showdown of athleticism as our players sprint, jump, and build their way to victory. Who needs the Olympics when you can watch our players compete in epic parkour races and intense PvP battles? So if you want to see some truly beautiful athletes in action, come join our server and prepare to be amazed!

BlockyMonetize Minecraft Server

ad revenue, adsense, Advertising Platform, BlockyMonetize, Digital Marketing, GOOGLE, google services, Impact, internet, Minecraft, monetization, online advertising, online business, online content, online monetization, policy change, Publisher Network, Publishers, Revenue, russia, Server, Shut down, Website

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Players:	105/800	Votes:	4158
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Mythical Swords Crafted:	38	Dimensional Rifts Closed:	1
Dimension Hops:	7	Magical Frogs Kissed:	2
Evil Portals Destroyed:	2	Endermen Teleportation Errors:	3
Ancient Relics Unearthed:	365	Blood Moons Survived:	0
Dragon Eggs Hatched:	1	Warrior Spirits Summoned:	10
Quantum Bards Serenaded:	2	Forbidden Tomes Read:	5
Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	9	Ether Blades Crafted:	11

lol u ever wanted to join a minecraft server where google adsense shuts down in russia? well u in luck cuz that’s exactly what happens on our server! join now for the most chaotic and unpredictable gameplay experience ever. no more ads means no more distractions, just pure minecraft madness. plus, u never know what other crazy events will happen next. maybe the cows start flying or the zombies break out into a synchronized dance routine. anything is possible on our server. so what are u waiting for? come join the fun and see what wacky adventures await u!

UkraineCraft: 28 Towns Evacuated!

Civilian, Conflict, Crisis, displacement, eastern europe, eastern Ukraine, evacuated, evacuation, Evacuees, Government, Humanitarian Aid, international relations, Invasion, Military, Politics, Refugees, russia, SECURITY, Towns, Ukraine, UkraineCraft, War

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Players:	100/300	Votes:	2633
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Heavenly Choirs Heard:	7	Enchanted Armories Found:	10
Crystal Caves Mapped:	8	Dimensional Rifts Closed:	4
Endless Night Skies:	1	Battle Standards Raised:	14
Epic Mounts Acquired:	4	Horror Stories Survived:	4
Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	1	New Chunks Explored:	497737
Astral Amulets Crafted:	25	Warrior Spirits Summoned:	31
Immortal Anvils Forged:	12	Haunted Mines Explored:	1

come join our epic minecraft server where russia and ukraine are battling it out for control of 28 towns! you can be a part of the action and help decide the fate of these virtual towns!

imagine being a russian soldier trying to evacuate 180,000 virtual citizens while ukrainian players are trying to take over the towns! it’s chaos and madness but so much fun!

join now for a chance to be a hero or a villain in this crazy virtual warzone! who will come out on top? find out on our server!

CarbCraze EnduroCraft

CarbCraze, EnduroCraft

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Players:	103/1000	Votes:	5691
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Endermen Teleportation Errors:	0	Shadow Figures Spotted:	8
Meteor Showers Witnessed:	2	Royal Courts Attended:	0
Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	1	Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	21
Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	6	Cuddly Creatures Pet:	34
Mystic Runes Engraved:	3	Forbidden Tomes Read:	5
Epic Quests Completed:	9	Astral Mages Summoned:	4
Phantom Ships Sailed:	5	Ender Pearl Glitches:	1

HEY U, YEA U! WANNA JOIN DIS CRAZY MINECRAFT SERVER? WE GOT INTENSIVE SHORT-TERM NIGHT-TIME CARBOHYDRATE RESTRICTION AND EXERCISE BEFORE BREAKFAST! YEAH, U HEARD ME RIGHT! WE GONNA ALTER ENERGY METABOLISM AND PROMOTE ENDURANCE LIKE NEVER BEFORE! U AIN’T NEVER SEEN NOTHIN’ LIKE DIS! SO COME ON AND JOIN DA FUN, WE GONNA MAKE UR MINECRAFT EXPERIENCE WILD AND WACKY! LET’S GET LIT!

GrateHost Demo

Anarchy, PvP, Survival, Vanilla

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Players:	90/600	Votes:	6774
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Mimic Chests Discovered:	2	Corrupted Trees Chopped:	2
Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	1	Necronomicon Pages Collected:	4
New Chunks Explored:	903022	Time-Warping Watches Found:	3
Epic Weapons Forged:	6	Living Statues Befriended:	2
Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	56	Crops Grown:	2547
Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	5	Ethereal Couriers Hired:	4
Forgotten Legends Remembered:	5	Farms Harvested:	975

This server showcases GrateHost’s hosting capabilities and is designed to handle up to 400 players simultaneously. It operates as a survival server with an expected uptime of 99.9%, running indefinitely unless changes in management or unforeseen circumstances arise. Feel free to use this server like a regular survival SMP, invite friends and enjoy the gameplay together. As the server has the ability to hold 400 players at any given time this allows you in theory invite a small town and play at the same time or to use this server as is for LAN parties if you wish.

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CraftLies

Anarchy, borders, Casino World, cheat-free, Clan, Competition, competitive, CraftLies, Cross-Play, End World, Events, Fun, Item World, MCMMO, Minecraft, Nether world, Netherite scrap, PvP, Raiding, Server, Special items, strategic battles, Survival, Tournaments, unique gaming experience, Vanilla

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Players:	96/600	Votes:	7542
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Warrior Spirits Summoned:	36	Spectral Entities Defeated:	6
Enchantments Applied:	218	Hidden Passages Discovered:	7
Unholy Beasts Tamed:	2	Curse of Binding Applied:	2
Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	30	Ether Blades Crafted:	13
Endless Mazes Solved:	4	Storm Giants Negotiated With:	0
Cosmic Entities Communed With:	0	Mystery Villagers Spotted:	4
Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	1	Divine Scrolls Written:	11

Our server offers a completely cheat-free anarchy environment. You can join forces with your friends by establishing your own clan and participate in strategic battles. While the borders of our world expand from -5000 to 5000, the Nether world is limited from -2000 to 2000. There is no Netherite scrap in the Nether world, which increases the difficulty of the game.

We have an Item World where you can buy special items. You can also try your luck in the Casino World and multiply your items. Enjoy the competition with the last remaining events and tournaments held regularly.

The End world is intentionally closed and will not be opened. This helps our server to offer a different and unique gaming experience.

If you’re looking for a competitive and fun Minecraft experience, you’ve come to the right place!

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GayJewCraft Server: Breaking News – Doxing Groypers!

Alt-Right, BREAKING, breaking news, cancel culture, controversy, cyberbullying, DOXING, ethics in journalism, far right, free speech, GayJewCraft, Groypers, internet drama, jew, Jewish community, LGBTQ, literal gay, milo yiainopolous, News, online harassment, online safety, political commentator, Server, social media

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Players:	101/500	Votes:	777
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Mysterious Portals Opened:	19	Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	2
Magic Items Found:	3036	Ethereal Couriers Hired:	2
Unbreakable Curses Broken:	2	God-Tier Weapons Forged:	15
Titan Hearts Harvested:	5	Soul Swords Wielded:	2
Pirate Ships Raided:	0	Necronomicon Pages Collected:	6
Magical Frogs Kissed:	1	Ancient Relics Unearthed:	425
Endermen Teleportation Errors:	5	Towns Built:	9

Are you tired of boring Minecraft servers with no drama? Well, look no further because our server is run by none other than the literal gay jew Milo Yiainopolous! He’s here to dox groypers because they dox other people too or something, but don’t worry, it’s all in good fun! Join our server for a wild ride of chaos, controversy, and crafting. Plus, where else can you say you’ve played Minecraft with Milo Yiainopolous? Join now for a truly unique gaming experience!

“SoulfulSMP” – Minecraft SMP

banned from /v/, banned users, controversial opinions, critical reviews, dark souls iii, Gaming Community, gaming culture, human filth, Minecraft, negative experiences, online forums, Personal preferences, remotely praises, smp, SoulfulSMP, strong opinions, subhuman, subjective opinions, toxic fandom, Unironically, video games, worst games

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Players:	92/600	Votes:	7130
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Infinity Stones Found:	5	Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	2
Curse of Binding Applied:	5	Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	18
Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	4	Dragon Eggs Hatched:	3
Legendary Titles Earned:	3	Cuddly Creatures Pet:	48
New Chunks Explored:	699940	Endless Night Skies:	4
Forgotten Legends Remembered:	9	Astral Staffs Crafted:	5
Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	8	Vanishing Items Found:	7

Are you tired of being banned from online forums for speaking your mind? Do you want to join a Minecraft SMP where you can unleash your inner chaos without fear of being judged? Look no further, because our server is the perfect place for all the rebels, troublemakers, and meme lords out there!

Join us for epic battles against giant chickens, build ridiculous structures that defy all laws of physics, and embark on quests that will leave you questioning your sanity. Plus, if you’re lucky, you might even stumble upon the legendary diamond pickaxe of doom that grants you the power to turn your enemies into fluffy bunnies.

So why wait? Join our Minecraft SMP today and let your inner troll run wild. Just remember, if you don’t like it, you’re probably just a boring, normal human being.

BoyfriendNightmareUltimatum

#announcement, anxiety, avoidance, Boundaries, BoyfriendNightmareUltimatum, Communication, compromise, Conflict, decision, facebook, family, miscarriage, mother-in-law, Nightmare, parenting, Pregnancy, relationship, resolution, RESPONSIBILITY, Support, Ultimatum

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Players:	92/800	Votes:	9261
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	2	Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	3
Gorgon Shields Crafted:	1	Gnome Villages Protected:	5
Secret Libraries Discovered:	3	Magical Moments Shared:	9
Dimension Hops:	13	Inescapable Mazes Solved:	4
Witch’s Brew Drunk:	17	Rainbows Spotted:	9
Cuddly Creatures Pet:	38	Corrupted Trees Chopped:	1
Cosmic Hamsters Found:	4	Epic Battles Fought:	11

Looking for a Minecraft server that’s more drama-free than your mother-in-law? Look no further! Join our server for a wild ride of block-building fun and adventure!

We promise that our server is a safe space where you can escape from the craziness of real life. No overbearing mother-in-laws allowed! Plus, our community is filled with supportive players who will have your back, no matter what ultimatums you give your partner.

So come join us and build your dream world without any interference from meddling family members. And who knows, maybe you’ll even find some new friends who understand the struggle of dealing with in-laws from hell.