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Players: | 107/800 | Votes: | 4981 |
Rating: | 4.4 / 5 | ||
Magical Moments Shared: | 6 | Goblin Markets Raided: | 6 |
Ether Blades Crafted: | 7 | Holy Grails Found: | 4 |
Legendary Items Repaired: | 7 | Endless Minecart Rides Taken: | 5 |
Heavenly Choirs Heard: | 1 | Lunar Scepters Activated: | 11 |
Haunted Strongholds Conquered: | 4 | Cursed Statues Activated: | 1 |
Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured: | 1 | Emeralds Found: | 4199 |
Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found: | 2 | Unseen Monsters Slain: | 3 |
BUT WAIT, THERE’S MORE! OUR PIGS CAN FLY, LITERALLY. THEY GREW WINGS AFTER EATING SOME MYSTERIOUS CARROTS FROM THE END. AND DON’T EVEN GET ME STARTED ON OUR TALKING SHEEP. THEY’VE GOT SOME JUICY GOSSIP ABOUT THE VILLAGERS.
SO, WHY SHOULD YOU JOIN? BECAUSE THIS SERVER IS LIKE NO OTHER. WHERE ELSE CAN YOU RIDE A DRAGON INTO BATTLE WHILE WEARING A DIAMOND BIKINI? YEAH, THAT’S RIGHT, NOWHERE ELSE.
COME JOIN US AND EXPERIENCE A MINECRAFT ADVENTURE LIKE NEVER BEFORE. TRUST ME, YOU WON’T REGRET IT. (UNLESS YOU’RE ALLERGIC TO FUN, THEN MAYBE STAY AWAY)