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Minecraft SMP: Cole, Cole, He’s Here! – The Legendary Llama Lord

BROUGHT BACK UP, Cole, HE’S HERE, Help, Hes, kamala, Legendary, Llama, Lord, Minecraft, Pat, save democracy, smp, TIM WALZ

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Players:	95/800	Votes:	9099
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Immortal Potions Brewed:	5	Twisted Realms Survived:	2
Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	4	Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	1
Paranormal Events Investigated:	3	Pirate Ships Raided:	0
Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	30	Chaos Gates Opened:	2
God-Killer Bows Constructed:	6	Ghost Trains Ridden:	0
Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	4	Eerie Music Discs Played:	1
Mimic Chests Discovered:	4	Haunted Chests Opened:	9

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where nothing exciting ever happens? Well, look no further because on our server, we have COLE, COLE, HE’S HERE! That’s right, Cole is a legendary player who once defeated the Ender Dragon with nothing but a carrot. And if that’s not enough to convince you to join, just wait until you see Kamala summoning backup with her magical powers. But watch out, because Tim Walz is also on the server, ready to help Kamala save democracy from the evil forces of griefers and hackers. So what are you waiting for? Join now and be a part of the most epic Minecraft adventure ever!

BathroomLineBoss Minecraft Server

aita, Attention, bathroom line, BathroomLineBoss, brother, Dirty Looks, emergency, farmers market, Friends, ignore, local ], men’s restroom, Minecraft, mom, park, Server, Siblings, skipping line, Small children, squeezing past, stall, thank you, weak bladder

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Players:	94/600	Votes:	125
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Titanic Battles Fought:	13	Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	1
Haunted Mines Explored:	2	Fairy Circles Danced In:	9
Glorious Feasts Held:	9	Unbreakable Chains Forged:	4
Elemental Crystals Collected:	93	Mineshafts Explored:	5
Wilderness Tamed:	10	Evil Twin Fights:	3
Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	1	Magic Items Found:	7349
Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	6	Wyrmholes Dug:	10

Looking for a Minecraft server that understands the struggles of weak bladders? Look no further! Our server is perfect for those moments when you just can’t hold it in any longer. Join us and experience the thrill of racing against time to find a bathroom before disaster strikes!

But that’s not all – we also have epic battles between moms and their sneaky children trying to cut in line at the farmers market. Will you be the hero who stands up to their shenanigans, or will you join forces with them to skip ahead and cause chaos?

And don’t worry about dirty looks from other players – we’ve got plenty of drama to go around, with friends taking sides and alliances forming over bathroom etiquette. So come join us on this wild ride of bladder emergencies and line-cutting mayhem – you won’t regret it!

BlanketBanditCraft

abandonment, blanket, BlanketBanditCraft, Boundaries, Communication, compromise, Conflict Resolution, emotional attachment, emotional response, Empathy, family, Girlfriend, guilt tripping, judgment, Manipulation, misunderstanding, parents, reconciliation, relationships, Respect

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Players:	106/900	Votes:	4590
Rating:	4.4 / 5
World-Altering Spells Cast:	1	Inverted Worlds Discovered:	0
Wyrmholes Dug:	4	Cursed Statues Activated:	1
Warrior Spirits Summoned:	22	Secret Guilds Joined:	1
Dragon Scales Harvested:	322	Astral Staffs Crafted:	9
Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	2	Farms Harvested:	751
Crystal Wands Charged:	19	Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	1
Ancient Dragons Awakened:	3	Celestial Events Witnessed:	4

Looking for a Minecraft server that’s as dramatic as this story? Look no further! Join our server for a rollercoaster of emotions and wild adventures.

Reasons to join: 1. We have a secret blanket quest where you must find the legendary blanket of sleepiness to unlock special powers. 2. Build your own virtual train station and take a taxi to explore the vast world of our server. 3. Experience the thrill of throwing things into your virtual bag when things don’t go your way. 4. Impress your virtual parents by completing challenging tasks and quests. 5. Discover the true meaning of love and blankets in our server filled with surprises and drama.

Join now and see if you have what it takes to survive the craziness of our Minecraft world!

SmileCraft SMP

cute animals, family, Friends, Funny Moments, good memories, Gratitude, Happiness, humor, inner peace, jokes, joy, Kindness, Laughter, love, positive emotions, small gestures, smilecraft, smp, special moments, success, sunny days, Surprises

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Players:	106/200	Votes:	8227
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Ender Pearl Glitches:	2	Zombie Dances:	0
Secret Guilds Joined:	4	Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	4
Godly Talismans Bestowed:	7	Celestial Events Witnessed:	4
Evil Portals Destroyed:	2	World-Altering Spells Cast:	0
Holy Grails Found:	3	Alternate Realities Explored:	1
Glitched Entities Encountered:	0	Vanishing Items Found:	5
New Chunks Explored:	189174	Magic Wands Crafted:	9

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only excitement is finding diamonds? Well, look no further because our server is like a rollercoaster of chaos and hilarity! Join us if you want to experience the thrill of riding pigs off cliffs, building giant statues of your favorite memes, and participating in epic prank wars that will go down in Minecraft history.

We have a community of players who are as crazy as you are, from a player who built an entire city out of cake to another who turned their house into a giant lava disco party. The possibilities are endless on our server, where the only limit is your imagination (and maybe the occasional creeper explosion).

So if you’re looking for a server that will make you laugh until your sides hurt and give you stories to tell for years to come, then come join us! Who knows, you might even become the next legend of our server, known for your epic builds and hilarious antics. So what are you waiting for? Join us and let the madness begin!

CrashCraft: Market Mayhem

Crashcraft, economic collapse, financial market, housing market, long tail tags, market, market bubble, market correction, market crash, market crash impact, market crash prediction, market decline, market disaster, market downfall, market downturn, market failure, market instability, market meltdown, market recession, market turmoil, market volatility, MAYHEM, stock market

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Players:	97/900	Votes:	9048
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Phantom Ships Sailed:	1	Secret Guilds Joined:	1
Powerful Allies Recruited:	8	God-Killer Bows Constructed:	2
Vanishing Structures Built:	3	Cursed Scrolls Read:	1
Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	2	Chaos Gates Opened:	0
Phantom Rings Equipped:	14	Wyrmholes Dug:	9
Dragonkin Hatched:	3	Arcane Towers Raised:	1
Enchanted Armories Found:	8	Godly Talismans Bestowed:	20

Are you tired of the same old boring Minecraft servers? Want to experience the thrill of crashing markets in a virtual world? Look no further! Join our server and become a virtual stock market tycoon! Buy low, sell high, and watch the chaos unfold as you manipulate the market in your favor. Who needs diamonds when you can have stocks? Join now and start your journey to financial domination in the most hilarious way possible!

NepalCraft Server: Trans Woman Wins!

court ruling, discrimination, equality, gender equality, Gender Identity, Gender Identity Recognition, gender recognition, HUMAN RIGHTS, legal decision, legal rights, LGBTQ, lgbtq rights, Nepal, nepal news, NepalCraft, rules, Server, social justice, SUPREME COURT, Trans, trans woman, transgender rights, Wins, WOMAN

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Players:	101/500	Votes:	9308
Rating:	4.1 / 5
God-Tier Weapons Forged:	36	Phantom Knights Defeated:	5
Celestial Blades Sharpened:	6	Infinite Doors Opened:	3
Legendary Heroes Trained:	5	Pirate Ships Raided:	1
Royal Decrees Issued:	0	Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	0
Runic Tablets Deciphered:	13	Magic Scrolls Discovered:	10
Gods Slained:	1	Volcanoes Explored:	3
Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	35	Witch’s Brew Drunk:	10

come join our epic minecraft server where the supreme court is ruled by trans women who are actually women! build your own rainbow castle and ride unicorns into battle against evil villagers who just don’t get it. we have flying pigs and dancing llamas, plus a secret underground disco where herobrine himself likes to bust a move. come on, what are you waiting for? join now and be part of the most fabulous minecraft server in the universe!

DroneCraft: Hezbollah vs Israel

Conflict, drone attacks, drone technology, drone warfare, DroneCraft, geopolitical tensions, hezbollah, Hezbollah aggression, Hezbollah military capabilities, Hezbollah strategy, Hezbollah threats, Hezbollah warning, Hezbollah-Israel conflict, Israel, Israeli defense, Israeli retaliation, MIDDLE EAST, Military, regional instability, SECURITY, Terrorism

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Players:	100/100	Votes:	1907
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Warlock Amulets Crafted:	11	Goblin Armies Outwitted:	8
Dragon Eggs Found:	9228	Legendary Items Repaired:	5
Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	1	Enchantments Applied:	241
Forbidden Tomes Read:	4	Mines Excavated:	4780
Forbidden Grimoires Read:	7	Unbreakable Chains Forged:	2
Mineshafts Explored:	1	Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	6
Mythical Creatures Tamed:	5	Astral Staffs Crafted:	12

Yo, so like, this server is so lit, even Hezbollah is getting in on the action! They be launching drone attacks on Israel, but don’t worry, it’s all in good fun! Plus, they promised more crazy stuff to come, like creeper armies and diamond rain! Join now for a wild ride and see if you can survive the chaos! Let’s get this party started, y’all!

WaifuCraft Minecraft Server

Anime, anti-semitism, conspiracy theories, culture, DATING, fear, Gender Roles, internet culture, Jews, love, Marriage, Men, Minecraft, Otaku, relationships, Server, social commentary, society, Stereotypes, trends, WaifuCraft, waifus, Women

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Players:	110/200	Votes:	4994
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	2	Twisted Realms Survived:	1
Magical Familiars Summoned:	1	Warlock Amulets Crafted:	17
Witch’s Brew Drunk:	10	Towns Built:	5
Forbidden Relics Collected:	0	Quantum Bards Serenaded:	3
Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	3	Cursed Lands Purified:	3
Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	2	Endless Mazes Solved:	4
Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	1	Goblin Armies Outwitted:	6

Are you tired of being left for a waifu? Join our Minecraft server and build a virtual harem of your own! The jews are trembling in fear at the thought of you finding true love with your blocky beauty. Join now and show them who’s boss in the world of pixelated relationships!

Minecraft SMP: PEDS Affecting the Pixels of American Athletes

Abuse, accusations, affecting, American, American athletes, athletes, Cheating, Competition, consequences, controversy, Doping, drug testing, Ethics, face, Integrity, Minecraft, nation, peds, performance-enhancing drugs, pixels, professional sports, scandal, smp, sports

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Players:	93/500	Votes:	3439
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Divine Relics Bestowed:	12	Celestial Gardens Planted:	8
Astral Staffs Crafted:	9	Lost Cities Unearthed:	4
Epic Weapons Forged:	6	Infernal Machines Built:	1
Holy Grails Found:	2	Herobrine Sightings:	5
Forbidden Doors Opened:	3	Heavenly Choirs Heard:	4
Meteorite Armor Created:	11	Crystal Palaces Visited:	1
Goblin Markets Raided:	4	Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	1

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where everyone plays by the rules? Well, look no further! Join our wacky Minecraft SMP where accusations fly like Ender Pearls and drama is always brewing.

We’ve got players accusing entire nations of using peds, only to find out they’re the ped abuser themselves! It’s like a soap opera, but with creepers and diamond swords.

Join us for a wild ride of betrayal, alliances, and questionable ethics. Who knows, you might just become the next scandalous headline on our server!

BuffetBanditCraft

Apology, buffet etiquette, BuffetBanditCraft, class differences, cultural norms, Friendship Dynamics, group dynamics, Guilt, high school friends, judgmental behavior, Miscommunication., misunderstandings, peer pressure, privileged background, reconnecting, self reflection, social cues, social expectations, social interactions, upscale dining, wealthy friends

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Players:	103/300	Votes:	8519
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	4	Ores Mined:	5323
Inescapable Mazes Solved:	4	Titan Hearts Harvested:	2
Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	2	Celestial Gardens Planted:	2
Soul Contracts Signed:	4	Dragons Adopted as Pets:	3
Unbreakable Chains Forged:	7	Infernal Machines Built:	2
Talking Trees Consulted:	4	Portal Loops Escaped:	1
Cosmic Hamsters Found:	5	Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	5

Hey gamers! Are you tired of boring old servers where you can’t even scoop your minestrone in peace? Well, look no further because our Minecraft server is the place to be for all your buffet etiquette needs!

Join our server and experience the thrill of accidentally grabbing too many vegetables instead of soup, only to be judged by your friends for your poor etiquette skills. But don’t worry, our community is here to support you and reassure you that it’s okay to pick and choose at a buffet – even if your friend Brenna thinks otherwise.

Experience the drama, the banter, and the minestrone mishaps on our server like never before. Who knew scooping soup could cause such chaos? So come join us and let’s scoop our way to victory together!