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BlockyBridesmaidDrama

Aesthetics, BlockyBridesmaidDrama, body dysmorphia, body image, body proportions, Bridesmaid, Bridgerton, broad shoulders, dress, empire waist, entitled, fat shaming, Insecurities, large chest, modifications, pride and prejudice, regency era, selfish, stand out, thin legs, Wedding

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Players:	92/200	Votes:	4191
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Evil Twin Fights:	3	Ether Blades Crafted:	8
Forbidden Doors Opened:	1	Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	5
Cozy Campfires Lit:	11	Celestial Beings Befriended:	5
Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	2	Forbidden Grimoires Read:	5
Spectral Entities Defeated:	1	Endless Mazes Solved:	1
Meteorite Armor Created:	23	Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	8
Astral Projections Made:	2	Cursed Villages Purged:	2

Are you tired of boring weddings with the same old dresses? Join our Minecraft server and experience the ultimate regency era wedding extravaganza! We’re talking empire waist dresses, like something straight out of Bridgerton or Pride and Prejudice.

But beware, not everyone is on board with this fabulous fashion choice. One bridesmaid is causing a ruckus because she claims the dress makes her look like a potato with legs. She’s got broad shoulders, a big chest, and arms that could probably lift a cow. But hey, it’s all in good fun, right?

Join our server for a wedding experience like no other, where drama unfolds faster than you can say “I do”. Who needs reality TV when you’ve got Minecraft weddings to attend?

WeekdayWoes Minecraft SMP

bad day, challenging day, day of dread, dreaded day, FRIDAY, hump day, least favorite day, least liked day, long week, Minecraft, MONDAY, Monday blues, smp, THURSDAY, tough day, TUESDAY, Wednesday, Week, weekdays, WeekdayWoes, weekend anticipation, work week, worst day

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Players:	102/900	Votes:	6924
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Crystal Wands Charged:	10	Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	2
Haunted Forests Traversed:	4	Magic Scrolls Discovered:	6
Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	2	Moonlit Rituals Performed:	5
God-Tier Weapons Forged:	46	Votes:	3950
Sentient Weapons Trained:	2	Immortal Potions Brewed:	8
Mines Excavated:	4487	Wailing Winds Heard:	1
Duplicated Mobs Battled:	7	Undead Armies Raised:	3

The worst day of the week is definitely Monday, but fear not, because on our Minecraft SMP, Mondays are like Fridays on steroids! Join us for epic adventures, crazy builds, and non-stop laughter as we navigate through the chaos of creepers, zombies, and the occasional rogue llama.

Our server is like a virtual playground on steroids, where you can ride pigs into battle, build a castle made entirely of diamond blocks, and even challenge the Ender Dragon to a dance-off (spoiler alert: the dragon has some killer moves).

But wait, there’s more! Join our SMP and you’ll have the chance to become the mayor of a village of talking chickens, discover a secret underground disco party hosted by skeletons, and even embark on a quest to find the legendary Golden Potato of Awesomeness.

So why wait? Join our Minecraft SMP today and turn your Mondays from meh to magnificent! Just remember to bring your sense of humor and a healthy dose of insanity – you’re gonna need it.

CraftyCoincidence

BIZARRE, bizarre happenings, bizarre occurrences, chance, Coincidence, CraftyCoincidence, eXtraordinary, fate, odd, odd coincidences, peculiar, Random, serendipity, strange, strange events, synchronicity, Uncanny, uncanny events, UNUSUAL, unusual circumstances, weird coincidences

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Players:	108/600	Votes:	6344
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Herobrine Sightings:	2	Lost Artifacts Recovered:	5
Cuddly Creatures Pet:	33	Invisible Pathways Walked:	6
Legendary Titles Earned:	2	Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	1
Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	2	Warlock Pacts Sealed:	0
Eclipse Rings Activated:	2	Endless Legions Commanded:	28
Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	0	Ancient Guardians Awoken:	3
Infernal Machines Built:	0	Sunfire Helmets Forged:	8

Have you ever had a coincidence so bizarre that it made you question reality? Well, get ready for even more mind-blowing moments on our Minecraft server! Join us and you’ll find yourself in a world where pigs can fly, creepers wear top hats, and diamonds rain from the sky (literally).

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to the legendary Chicken King, who rules over a kingdom of clucking minions and lays golden eggs that can be used to buy epic loot. And if you’re lucky, you might stumble upon the mystical portal that leads to a dimension where everything is made of cake.

So if you’re ready to experience the craziest coincidences and most absurd adventures, join our server now and prepare to have your mind blown!

BoomCraft Minecraft Server

2022, Blame, BOOMCRAFT, CASUALTIES, Conflict Resolution, explosion, human rights violation, internal UN report, international conflict, investigation, military aggression, Minecraft, peacekeeping efforts, political tensions, russia, Server, survivors, Tragedy, Ukrainian POWs, violence, war crime

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Players:	92/300	Votes:	8473
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Endless Staircases Climbed:	2	Elemental Forces Harnessed:	12
Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	3	Sentient Weapons Trained:	6
Underground Cities Explored:	2	Crystal Caves Mapped:	6
Chimeras Created:	1	Meteorite Armor Created:	21
Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	6	Corrupted Trees Chopped:	4
Whispering Shadows Heard:	3	Haunted Forests Traversed:	4
Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	1	Battle Standards Raised:	13

Yo, wanna join the most lit Minecraft server out there? Well, lemme tell ya, this server is so epic that even Ukrainian POWs are dying to get in (literally). We had this crazy explosion that took out over 50 of them in 2022. But don’t worry, it was all part of the fun, just some friendly TNT shenanigans, ya know? Plus, the UN is totally on board with us, they even wrote a report blaming Russia for the chaos. So come on and join the madness, where every day is a blast (literally)!

RuskiCraft: Attack & Scale Down!

Armed Forces, Attack, Ceasefire, Conflict Resolution, Diplomacy, eastern europe, geopolitical crisis, international diplomacy, international relations, military conflict, military intervention, Military operations, military strategy, military tactics, peace negotiations, political tension, RuskiCraft, russia, scale, scaling down attacks, Ukraine, Ukrainian commander, War

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Players:	109/1000	Votes:	8032
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Invisible Walls Found:	3	Unseen Monsters Slain:	1
Crystal Caves Mapped:	3	Cuddly Creatures Pet:	45
Dragon Eggs Found:	4738	Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	5
Elemental Crystals Collected:	43	Duplicated Mobs Battled:	3
Wailing Winds Heard:	2	Crystal Wands Charged:	17
Immortal Potions Brewed:	10	Titanic Relics Retrieved:	5
Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	7	Mystical Amulets Crafted:	21

come join our epic minecraft server where we have more drama than russia and ukraine! our battles are so intense, even the ukrainian commander is like “whoa, that’s too much!” but don’t worry, we promise to scale down the attacks in just a month and a half. so come join us and experience the chaos for yourself! who needs real world conflicts when you can have virtual ones in minecraft? let’s gooooooo!

AlzCraft: Forget Me Not

#Finns, Aging population, AlzCraft, Alzheimer’s disease, brain health, cognitive decline, Doubled, early-onset dementia, EoD, follow-up period, forget, forms, Healthcare, incidence, long-term study, Medical research, neurodegenerative disease, public health, research, risk factors, Stable, working-age

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Players:	103/300	Votes:	4469
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Mythical Creatures Tamed:	3	Celestial Beings Befriended:	3
Celestial Crowns Worn:	5	Heavenly Choirs Heard:	2
Spectral Entities Defeated:	3	Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	1
Legendary Items Repaired:	3	Celestial Blades Sharpened:	8
Hedge Mazes Navigated:	5	Sentient Weapons Trained:	4
Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	1	Ethereal Couriers Hired:	2
Divine Relics Bestowed:	8	Forbidden Tomes Read:	5

so, like, u know how u sometimes forget where u put ur pickaxe in minecraft? well, imagine if u forgot EVERYTHING. that’s what this server is all about! we got so much craziness going on, u won’t even remember ur own name after playing here!

our players are so dedicated to the game, they forget to eat, sleep, and even go to work. but hey, who needs a job when u can spend all day building giant statues of chickens and riding pigs into battle?

join us on this wild ride where the only thing u’ll remember is how much fun u had. and who knows, maybe u’ll even forget about that embarrassing incident with the creeper exploding ur house. it’s all part of the fun on our forgetful server!

Throat

Adventure, bedrock, Community, Creative, Economy, Factions, hermitcraft, java, Minigames, Modded, multiplayer, Pixelmon, PvP, Redstone, Roleplay, Skyblock, smp, Survival, Vanilla, Whitelist

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Players:	94/700	Votes:	3657
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Spectral Entities Defeated:	1	Vanishing Items Found:	2
Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	6	Enchanted Teapots Collected:	7
Forbidden Relics Collected:	5	Divine Scrolls Written:	16
Ancient Guardians Awoken:	3	Void Gems Collected:	18
Portal Loops Escaped:	2	Quantum Bards Serenaded:	3
Meteor Showers Witnessed:	1	Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	2
Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	4	Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	3

Welcome to Ezartla!

IP: play.ezartla.com Discord: https://discord.gg/heZmyPvbny

Dynmap: Explore our world in real-time. Discord: Stay connected with our community. Land Claiming: Protect your builds from griefers. Ranks: Progress through our ranking system. Player Warps: Create and visit custom warp points. Economy: Engage in a player-driven economy. Chest Shops: Set up your own shops and trade. Challenges: Complete challenges for rewards. Custom Enchants: Enhance your gear with unique enchantments.

play.ezartla.com

OldSchool Factions Beta

Beta, classic, Community, competitive, EfficientPlugins, Factions, Factionsserver, Factionwars, Gaming, LaidBackExperience, Minecraft, multiplayer, Nostalgia, Oldschool, OnlineGaming, PvP, Recreation, Relaxed, Server, SimplePlugins, Survival

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Players:	99/200	Votes:	8945
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Ghost Trains Ridden:	1	Curse of Binding Applied:	4
Godly Talismans Bestowed:	5	Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	12
Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	2	Werewolf Howls Heard:	5
Pirate Ships Captured:	0	Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	7
Secret Guilds Joined:	2	Dragon Eggs Hatched:	2
Lunar Scepters Activated:	3	Dragon Eggs Found:	671
Celestial Events Witnessed:	5	Warlock Amulets Crafted:	11

Oldschool Faction’s aims to recreate factions servers before they went crazy, Simple yet efficient plugins to provide a laid back Faction server for people that want a more relaxed experience.

147.135.31.40:25666

VapeCraft Minecraft Server

10 months, addiction, Cannabis, coping mechanism, Daily use, dependency, drug use, Habit, health effects, long-term effects, long-term use, Marijuana, mental health, Minecraft, recreational drug, self-medication, Server, substance abuse, tolerance, VapeCraft, Vaping, Weed, withdrawal symptoms

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Players:	91/1000	Votes:	9297
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Alien Abductions:	2	Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	1
Potions Brewed:	107	Mythical Relics Collected:	8
Runes Activated:	0	Infernal Machines Built:	2
Enchantments Applied:	105	Titanic Battles Fought:	17
Lost Cities Unearthed:	4	Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	1
Witch’s Brew Drunk:	14	Warlock Amulets Crafted:	12
Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	1	Elemental Temples Cleansed:	1

Are you tired of boring Minecraft servers where everyone follows the rules and plays it safe? Well, look no further because our server is run by a group of players who vaped weed all day every day for like 10 months straight! Imagine the crazy builds and wacky adventures we’ve had while under the influence of some dank herb. Join us for a truly mind-blowing experience that you won’t find anywhere else. Just be prepared for some seriously out-of-this-world creations and a whole lot of laughs. So come on, what are you waiting for? Join our server and let’s get lit…literally!

SwingShiftGamerMC SMP

evening shift, Graveyard Shift, job hours, job schedule, late shift, Night shift, rotating shift, second shift, shift work, smp, swing shift, SwingShiftGamerMC, third shift, unconventional work hours, work hours, work hours clarification, work routine, work schedule, work schedule confusion, work shift, work shift explanation, work time

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Players:	90/700	Votes:	5547
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Heavenly Choirs Heard:	6	Arcane Towers Raised:	3
Cursed Scrolls Read:	4	Unbreakable Curses Broken:	2
Meteorites Collected:	1	Magical Ponies Rescued:	4
Ancient Dragons Awakened:	2	Star Shards Collected:	242
Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	2	Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	4
Villages Defended:	7	Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	4
Crops Grown:	3267	Gorgon Shields Crafted:	3

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only excitement is watching grass grow? Well, look no further because our server is like a wild rollercoaster ride on crack!

Join us if you want to experience the thrill of fighting off zombie hordes while riding a pig with a saddle made of diamonds. Or how about building a giant statue of yourself made entirely out of obsidian just because you can?

And don’t even get me started on our epic PvP battles where players ride into battle on llamas armed with flaming swords. Trust me, you haven’t lived until you’ve seen a llama spit fire at its enemies!

So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and prepare for a Minecraft experience like no other. Just remember, on our server, the only limit is your imagination (and maybe a few pesky creepers).