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CraftyAxis Minecraft Server

CraftyAxis, economic forecast, economic sanctions, economic warning., evil axis, financial institutions, financial markets, Geopolitics, global economy, international relations, iran, JP Morgan CEO, market volatility, Minecraft, North Korea, nuclear proliferation, political instability, risk assessment, russia, sanctions, security threats, Server, world affairs

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Players:	94/200	Votes:	297
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Runes Activated:	8	Wilderness Tamed:	5
Ancient Ruins Explored:	3	Forbidden Relics Collected:	2
Mythical Relics Collected:	8	Goblin Markets Raided:	5
Celestial Crowns Worn:	1	Gods Slained:	2
Quantum Bards Serenaded:	2	Pirate Ships Captured:	2
Ethereal Couriers Hired:	4	Wailing Winds Heard:	3
Enchanted Teapots Collected:	20	Infinity Stones Found:	4

come join our epic minecraft server where we fight an evil axis of JP Morgan CEOs who are trying to take over the world with their economic power!!! we need brave warriors to stop them and save the world from financial doom!!! build your own fortress, team up with other players, and defeat the evil bankers in epic battles!!! plus, we have flying pigs and talking cows because why not??? join now and be a hero in this crazy world of minecraft madness!!!

RecessionCraft SMP – >"WakeUpCraft"

bear market, economic collapse, economic downturn, economic warning., Economy, financial crisis, financial instability, financial market turmoil, financial warning, gtquotWakeUpCraftquot, market crash, pumping, recession, recession alert, recession prediction, RecessionCraft, smp, stock market, stock market crash, stocks, Wake Up, wake up call, warning signs

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Players:	106/1000	Votes:	1300
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Elemental Forces Harnessed:	8	Astral Projections Made:	1
Infinity Stones Found:	5	Teleportation Mishaps:	5
Legendary Heroes Trained:	6	Meteor Showers Witnessed:	1
Goblin Markets Raided:	9	Meteorites Collected:	1
Eldritch Scrolls Read:	7	Dragon Eggs Found:	1278
Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	3	Backwards Speech Heard:	5
Legendary Titles Earned:	3	Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	1

“Hey there, fellow gamers! Are you tired of the same old boring Minecraft servers? Well, do we have the perfect solution for you! Join our wacky and wild Minecraft SMP where the economy is in shambles and the stocks are pumping like crazy!

Picture this: you log on to the server and are greeted by a group of /biz/ anons frantically trying to navigate their way through the recession. But fear not, because in this server, chaos is the name of the game!

Join us as we embark on insane quests, build ridiculous structures, and navigate the treacherous world of finance in Minecraft. Who knows, you might even become a stock market guru in the process!

So what are you waiting for? Join our Minecraft SMP today and prepare for a rollercoaster ride of memes, mayhem, and Minecraft madness!”

BioTrypto MegaNet: UV Superrad

architectures, biochemistry, Biological, Biomolecules, biophysics, BioTrypto, cellular biology, energy transfer, Excited State Dynamics, Fluorescence, Light Emission, Mega-Networks, MegaNet, Molecular biology, Photobiology, Photophysics, protein, scientific research, Spectroscopy, superrad, Superradiance, Tryptophan, Ultraviolet

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Players:	102/700	Votes:	4383
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	17	Runes Activated:	5
Werewolf Howls Heard:	2	Unseen Monsters Slain:	1
Hedge Mazes Navigated:	12	Quantum Bards Serenaded:	4
Titan Hearts Harvested:	1	Vanishing Structures Built:	4
Undead Armies Raised:	0	Eldritch Medallions Worn:	15
Endermen Teleportation Errors:	2	Talking Trees Consulted:	5
Magic Crystals Found:	24	Curse of Binding Applied:	4

yo yo yo come join our epic minecraft server where the tryptophan is off the charts, like seriously bro, you ain’t never seen tryptophan like this before. our biological architectures are lit af, like straight up glowing with ultraviolet superradiance.

we got mega-networks that will blow your mind, like seriously, you’ll be like “woah, this is some next level stuff right here.” join us and experience the craziest adventures, like battling mutant zombies made of tryptophan or building a castle out of glowing blocks.

so what are you waiting for? come join the madness and let’s get this party started, because on this server, anything is possible. trust me, you won’t regret it.

ProstituteCraft Minecraft Server

DATING, dating choices, dating honesty, dating preferences, Honesty, honesty in dealings, honesty in love, honesty in relationships, honesty is key, Minecraft, non-traditional dating, non-traditional relationships, normie woman, Prostitute, ProstituteCraft, relationships, Server, sex work, societal norms, unconventional dating, unconventional love, unconventional relationships

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Players:	108/500	Votes:	9773
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Cursed Statues Activated:	4	Enchanted Armories Found:	8
Royal Decrees Issued:	5	Celestial Dragons Tamed:	1
Legendary Heroes Trained:	1	New Chunks Explored:	699034
Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	2	Warlock Pacts Sealed:	2
Necronomicon Pages Collected:	6	Shattered Realms Restored:	0
Mythical Relics Collected:	15	Shadow Wolves Tamed:	2
Shadow Figures Spotted:	10	Spontaneous Duels Fought:	4

Are you tired of boring, vanilla Minecraft servers where everyone plays it safe? Well, look no further because our server is like dating a literal prostitute – wild, unpredictable, and always keeping you on your toes!

Join us for a unique gaming experience where you never know what’s around the corner. From explosive pranks to unexpected alliances, our server is full of surprises that will make you question everything you thought you knew about Minecraft.

So why settle for a normie server when you can join us and embrace the chaos? Who knows, you might just find yourself falling in love with the thrill of the unknown. Join now and let the adventure begin!

iLikeU Minecraft Server

iLikeU, like you love affection feelings attraction admiration fondness infatuation crush emotions caring adoration sentiment endearment devotion passion romance sweetheart soulmate, Minecraft, Server

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Players:	97/500	Votes:	3527
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Reality Distortions Fixed:	1	Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	7
Immortal Potions Brewed:	9	Divine Scrolls Written:	24
Spectral Entities Defeated:	4	Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	2
Royal Courts Attended:	5	Magic Wands Crafted:	19
Mimic Chests Discovered:	3	Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	1
Astral Projections Made:	0	Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	2
Heavenly Choirs Heard:	7	Magic Items Found:	2698

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only excitement is mining for diamonds? Well, do we have the server for you! Join our wacky world where the creepers are actually friendly and love to give you hugs (explosive hugs, but still)! Our server is home to a rare breed of pigs that can fly and will take you on magical adventures through the skies. And don’t even get us started on the villagers – they throw the wildest parties every night and you’re invited! So why join our server? Because we like you, and we promise you’ll never have a dull moment here!

FontCraft: Comic Sans Edition

Comic, Communication, creativity, design, Edition, Expression, Font, FontCraft, Identity, imagination, Individuality, introspection, Perception, Personality, perspective, Reflection, sans, Self-expression, Style, Thoughts, typography, UNIQUENESS, Visualization

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Players:	92/100	Votes:	1491
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Arcane Towers Raised:	3	Mythical Swords Crafted:	82
Sentient Weapons Trained:	4	Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	6
Enchanted Forests Planted:	10	Spectral Entities Defeated:	5
Epic Mounts Acquired:	2	Ancient Guardians Awoken:	3
Goblin Armies Outwitted:	9	Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	1
Volcanoes Explored:	3	Invisible Walls Found:	3
Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	2	Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	3

Welcome to the most mind-blowing Minecraft server you’ll ever lay your pixelated eyes on!

Join us if your thoughts had a font, they would be Comic Sans on steroids! That’s right, we’re all about embracing the quirky, the wacky, and the downright ridiculous here.

Our server is so wild that even the creepers are cracking up at our jokes. We’ve got pigs doing stand-up comedy, zombies breakdancing, and skeletons… well, they’re still pretty creepy, but at least they’re wearing top hats now.

But that’s not all! Our server is home to the legendary Blocky Bob, a player who once built a replica of the Eiffel Tower using only dirt blocks and sheer determination. Rumor has it he can mine diamonds with his mind.

So if you’re ready to embark on the craziest Minecraft adventure of your life, come join us! Just be prepared to laugh until your inventory is full of golden apples.

CraftyRevolt: IsraeliEdition

activism, anti-government protest, citizen activism, civic engagement, civil disobedience, CraftyRevolt, Democracy, demonstration, dissent, dissenting voices, Government, grassroots movement, Israel, IsraeliEdition, Israelis, MIDDLE EAST, Middle Eastern politics, Political, political reform, protest, public outcry, social justice

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Players:	99/500	Votes:	3420
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Dragon Eggs Found:	5785	Unbreakable Chains Forged:	4
Potions Brewed:	28	Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	1
Endless Night Skies:	5	Alternate Realities Explored:	3
Astral Orbs Gathered:	7	Portal Loops Escaped:	1
Goblin Markets Raided:	7	Enchanted Teapots Collected:	9
Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	2	Inverted Worlds Discovered:	1
Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	6	Herobrine Sightings:	10

LOL, U KNOW WHAT ELSE THOUSANDS OF PPL TURN OUT FOR? OUR MINECRAFT SERVER, CUZ IT’S LIT AF! COME JOIN US AND ESCAPE THE REAL WORLD DRAMA, LIKE THESE ISRAELIS WHO PROBS JUST NEED TO BUILD A BLOCK HOUSE AND RELAX.

WE GOT PIG RACES, WHERE U CAN BET UR DIAMONDS AND WIN BIG! PLUS, OUR SPAWN POINT IS A GIANT CHICKEN WITH A TOP HAT. YEAH, U HEARD THAT RIGHT.

ALSO, RUMOR HAS IT THAT IF U DIG STRAIGHT DOWN AT COORDINATES 420, 69, U’LL FIND A SECRET UNDERGROUND LAIR FILLED WITH DIAMOND-ENCRUSTED LLAMAS.

SO, WHAT R U WAITING FOR? JOIN US AND LET’S MINE AND CRAFT TOGETHER, AWAY FROM ALL THE POLITICAL DRAMA!

BlockyBanterCraft

acceptance, attitude, Behavior, BlockyBanterCraft, Boundaries, Communication, Empathy, empowerment, Good, Kindness, mindset, people, personal growth, positivity, relationships, Respect, self improvement, self worth, self-care, Treat, Understanding

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Players:	91/200	Votes:	6422
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	5	Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	8
Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	19	Parallel Universes Unraveled:	0
Battle Standards Raised:	7	Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	7
Inescapable Mazes Solved:	2	Rune Stones Activated:	9
Goblin Armies Outwitted:	9	Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	1
Eclipse Rings Activated:	2	Invisible Pathways Walked:	6
Whispering Caves Entered:	6	Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	1

join our epic minecraft server where pigs fly, cows dance, and creepers tell jokes! why join? well, let me tell you a story. once upon a time, a player joined our server and found a diamond block that turned out to be a portal to a magical land where all the blocks were made of candy! they lived happily ever after, munching on sugary goodness and building castles out of marshmallows.

but wait, there’s more! on our server, you can ride llamas into battle, tame dragons as pets, and even challenge the ender dragon to a dance-off. yes, you heard that right. the ender dragon has some sick moves, trust me.

so come on down to our server and join the wackiest, wildest, most wonderful minecraft community you’ll ever find. remember, no matter how good you are, people will still treat you the way they want to. and here, they want to treat you like a legend.

SerotoninCraft: Fertile Minds & Glitchy Finds

Brain, brain function, Connection, fertile, fertility, fertility study, findings, finds, glitchy, glucose levels, glucose sensing, hormone release, hormones, medical science, Minds.., neurons, neuroscience, reproductive functions, reproductive health, reproductive hormones, reproductive system, research, serotonin, serotonin neurons, SerotoninCraft

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Players:	109/600	Votes:	3957
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	28	Animals Bred:	87
Endless Mazes Solved:	3	Magic Wands Crafted:	25
Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	4	Divine Spears Created:	30
Unbreakable Chains Forged:	4	Mystic Runes Engraved:	5
Titanic Relics Retrieved:	1	Celestial Crowns Worn:	4
Hidden Passages Discovered:	8	Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	1
Gnome Villages Protected:	6	Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	3

LOL THIS MINECRAFT SERVER IS LIKE SEROTONIN FOR YOUR GAMING FERTILITY! JOIN US AND YOUR BRAIN NEURONS WILL BE BUZZING WITH EXCITEMENT! WE SENSE YOUR DESIRE FOR EPIC ADVENTURES AND RELEASE REPRODUCTIVE HORMONES OF FUN! COME ON, DON’T BE A GLUCOSE LEVEL, JOIN US NOW FOR A MIND-BLOWING EXPERIENCE!

WyrdCraft | Witchery+

Aether, Bibliocraft, Biomesoplenty, BloodMagic, Bloodmoon, botania, EtFuturumRequiem, IronBackpacks, IronChests, minecraft server, Netherlicious, OpenBlocks, PamsHarvest, Pamsharvestcraft, Survival, Thaumcraft, Twilightforest, WildCaves, Witchery, WyrdCraft

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Players:	110/500	Votes:	8519
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Mines Excavated:	3307	Undead Armies Raised:	3
Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	4	Titanic Battles Fought:	29
Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	5	Spontaneous Duels Fought:	8
Magic Wands Crafted:	16	Elemental Temples Cleansed:	5
Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	1	Shadow Wolves Tamed:	3
Celestial Events Witnessed:	3	Treasure Maps Found:	14
Epic Weapons Forged:	4	Chaos Orbs Controlled:	17

Welcome to WyrdCraft!

This is a modded server on version 1.7.10 mainly focused on the Witchery mod with a few other additions. We are a casual community and have very few rules. The server is very new and still needs work to be a final product but we are officially playable. Modlist:Aether BiblioCraft BiomesOPlenty BloodMagic BloodMoon Botania EtFuturumRequiem IronBackpacks IronChests Netherlicious OpenBlocks PamsHarvest ThaumCraft TwilightForest WildCaves Witchery

Server IP: play.wyrdcraft.netDiscord: discord.wyrdcraft.netModpack: mods.wyrdcraft.net

play.wyrdcraft.net

Infitech 2u: The Night where Greg gets Technical, Watch out for Java and Discord!

Among us, Ark, Aura Fury, Bare Metal Servers, conventions, Discord, donation, Dreamhack Dallas, Eco, Events, Galveston Esports Summit, GREG, HGX, Infitech, java, Minecraft, Modded, Multiplayer Games, night, Non-profit, pay to win, prism launcher, starbound, Streamers, Survival, Technical, vintage story, watch, Youtubers

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Players:	96/800	Votes:	4927
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Endless Mazes Conquered:	4	Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	2
Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	1	Dragon Eggs Found:	7155
Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	2	Forbidden Grimoires Read:	1
Sentient Weapons Trained:	7	Epic Bosses Defeated:	3
Infinite Doors Opened:	2	Living Shadows Defeated:	3
Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	3	Warlock Pacts Sealed:	1
Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	1	Lost Artifacts Recovered:	4

New Infitech 2u: Fear the Night Fossil Edition Server Overview

Description	Details
Server Type	Whitelisted GregTech server
Server Owner	Aura Fury non-profit organization
Number of Players	40+ players planned to join

FAQ: Frequently Asked Questions

Question	Answer
How do I join the server?	Join the Discord and request to be whitelisted
Where can I download the server pack?	Located on the Prism launcher or in the Discord
Is the server pay-to-win?	No, donations are for community support only
What languages are spoken on the server?	English, French, Russian, German, but all languages allowed
Are there community events?	Yes, with contests, awards, races, and more

UglyCraft Minecraft Server

awful personality, basic background character, canonically ugly, disliked character, Fan, Gojo, ignored character, Minecraft, Nobara, Server, shit character, ugly character, ugly design, UglyCraft, unappealing character, Unattractive, uncared for death, unimportant character, unloved character, unpopular character, useless character

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Players:	104/200	Votes:	6081
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Reality Warps Survived:	2	Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	12
Ancient Guardians Awoken:	3	Necronomicon Pages Collected:	7
Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	3	Ores Mined:	7601
Unicorn Sightings:	1	Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	7
Herobrine Sightings:	0	Treasure Maps Found:	8
Phantom Blocks Placed:	3	Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	3
World-Altering Spells Cast:	0	Star Shards Collected:	285

Are you tired of boring, basic background characters in your Minecraft server? Look no further than our server, where we have banned Nobara for being canonically ugly and useless! Our server is filled with only the most fabulous and exciting characters, so say goodbye to boring designs and hello to epic adventures. Plus, our server is so awesome that even Gojo himself never talked to Nobara – that’s how exclusive we are! Join now and leave those shitbara fans in the dust.