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RoomieCraftGF Drama

Boundaries, Communication, Confrontation, coping mechanism, Delusion, denial, discomfort, Drama, Emotional support, friendship, Gaslighting, imaginary girlfriend, living situation, Loneliness, mental health, personal space, reality check, Respect, RoomieCraftGF, roommate, roommate conflict, Social Interaction

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Players:	95/100	Votes:	1872
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Gorgon Shields Crafted:	3	Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	2
Eldritch Scrolls Read:	7	Paranormal Events Investigated:	2
Chimeras Created:	3	Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	4
Dragons Adopted as Pets:	4	Dragon Eggs Hatched:	1
Immortal Anvils Forged:	11	Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	3
Endless Night Skies:	3	Immortal Potions Brewed:	11
Mythical Quests Completed:	20	Herobrine Sightings:	5

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where you can escape the craziness of real life and immerse yourself in a world where imaginary girlfriends are not only accepted, but encouraged!

Join us and meet players like John, who will introduce you to his lovely girlfriend Emily, who may or may not actually exist. Experience the thrill of setting a spot for Emily at dinner, talking to her as if she’s real, and even giving them alone time for their romantic Minecraft dates.

But beware, things may get a little tense if you start questioning the reality of Emily’s existence. Will you play along like a good roommate, or will you put your foot down and risk making things uncomfortable for poor Emily? The choice is yours on our server, where the boundaries between reality and imagination are blurred in the most hilarious way possible. Join now and let the insanity begin!

NoobCraftersUnited

areas for improvement, collective flaws, collective weaknesses, common deficiencies, common inadequacies, common weaknesses, general inadequacies, general incompetence, general ineptitude, global weaknesses, human limitations, NoobCraftersUnited, shared faults, shared shortcomings, something everyone is bad at, typical failings, universal challenges, universal struggles, widespread imperfections, widespread incompetence

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Players:	99/300	Votes:	1711
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Secret Guilds Joined:	1	Crystal Caves Mapped:	6
Magic Scrolls Discovered:	2	Celestial Crowns Worn:	2
Dimension Hops:	13	Heroic Legacies Created:	5
Mystic Runes Engraved:	1	Royal Decrees Issued:	3
Unseen Monsters Slain:	1	Runes Activated:	5
Titan Hearts Harvested:	2	Wailing Winds Heard:	1
Parallel Universes Unraveled:	0	Eclipse Rings Activated:	3

Have you ever tried to milk a creeper? Yeah, not a pretty sight. But fear not, because on our server, we have the most skilled creeper milkers in the land! Join us for a chance to witness this rare and hilarious spectacle, and maybe even try your hand at it yourself (at your own risk, of course).

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to the legendary Chicken Jousting Championships. That’s right, we have chickens riding on pigs, wielding swords, and battling it out in epic jousting matches. It’s a sight to behold, and you won’t find this kind of entertainment anywhere else.

So if you’re looking for a Minecraft server that’s not just about building and surviving, but also about ridiculous and unforgettable experiences, then look no further. Join us today and become a part of our wacky and wonderful community!

Superior Ethnostate Minecraft Server

cultural exchange, dicked around, ease of transport, ethnostate, hillbillies, homogenous, large bodies of water, Mediterranean, Minecraft, Ostriches, powerful empires, re-tart, sand-head, Server, superior, Trade, White

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Players:	91/500	Votes:	4754
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	1	Orbs of Power Found:	7
Blood Moons Survived:	1	Celestial Gardens Planted:	5
Vanishing Items Found:	8	Twisted Realms Survived:	3
Farms Harvested:	555	Haunted Chests Opened:	6
Shadow Figures Spotted:	9	Omnipotent Charms Created:	2
Elemental Forces Harnessed:	5	Unbreakable Curses Broken:	1
Magic Scrolls Discovered:	3	Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	5

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where we promise you a superior white homogenous ethnostate! Because everyone knows that the key to a successful empire is cultural exchange…just look at all those ancient empires around the Mediterranean, they were practically swimming in diversity!

Join us and avoid getting dicked around by re-tart hillbillies. We offer a safe haven for all ostriches and sand-heads looking to escape the chaos of the outside world. Plus, our server is located on a giant body of water for easy transport and trade…because who needs roads when you have boats?

So come on over and join the fun, because nothing says “successful empire” like a bunch of Minecraft players building a white ethnostate together. Don’t miss out on the opportunity to be part of something truly outrageous!

Dust Settlers Minecraft SMP – Beryl Bros Win

achievement, aftermath, BeryL, Berylbros, bros, Competition, Conclusion, Contest, dust, dust settled, end result, Final Result, Minecraft, now.., outcome, Reflection, resolution, satisfaction, Settlers, settling scores, smp, success, triumph, Victorious, Victory, WIN

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Players:	94/200	Votes:	674
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Crops Grown:	1211	Phantom Knights Defeated:	8
Mines Excavated:	3437	Evil Lairs Raided:	3
Enchanted Armories Found:	6	Forbidden Tomes Read:	5
Eclipse Rings Activated:	4	Hidden Passages Discovered:	5
Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	2	Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	2
Divine Scrolls Written:	13	Phantom Horses Ridden:	1
Sunfire Helmets Forged:	10	Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	4

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only excitement is finding a new ore? Well, look no further because our SMP is the place to be! Join us for epic battles, crazy shenanigans, and a whole lot of chaos.

Picture this: you’re peacefully mining for diamonds when suddenly a wild herd of llamas appears and starts a dance party. Or how about the time we all decided to build a giant statue of a potato just because?

But wait, there’s more! Rumor has it that our server is home to a secret underground society of chicken overlords who are plotting to take over the world. Will you join forces with them or fight against their feathery tyranny?

So come on, what are you waiting for? Join our SMP today and become part of the most ridiculous, hilarious, and downright bizarre Minecraft community out there. Let’s show those Berylbros who’s boss!

PT Jerk-Off Jokes: AITA Edition

aita, Apology, Argument, Boundaries, boundaries crossed, Boyfriend, Communication, Context, DISRESPECTFUL, Edition, Friends, hurtful, inappropriate, Jerkoff, jokes, misunderstanding, Morals, partner, physical therapist, relationship, Respect, Understanding

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Players:	102/200	Votes:	1855
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Soul Swords Wielded:	1	Time-Warping Watches Found:	2
Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	2	Phantom Blocks Placed:	8
Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	0	Gnome Villages Protected:	9
Volcanoes Explored:	1	Rune Stones Activated:	12
Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	0	Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	1
Immortal Anvils Forged:	12	Heavenly Choirs Heard:	6
God-Tier Weapons Forged:	18	Glorious Feasts Held:	13

Looking for a Minecraft server that’s as wild as your boyfriend’s PT jokes? Look no further! Join our server for a truly jaw-dropping experience that will leave you questioning your morals and respect for your partner of 4 years.

Our server is so crazy, even your PT friend might join in on the fun! Who knows, maybe you’ll stumble upon a secret PT jerk-off club in one of our virtual worlds.

But don’t worry, we promise it’s all just a joke! Just like your boyfriend’s excuses for his inappropriate behavior. So come join us and see why getting into arguments over PT jokes is just the beginning of the insanity on our server.

RegretCraft SMP: Oopsies!

acceptance, Choices, forgiveness, hindsight, learning from mistakes, lessons learned, letting go, Life, living with regrets, looking back, missed opportunities, MISTAKES, moving forward, Oopsies, overcoming regrets, past decisions, personal growth, Reflection, regret, RegretCraft, second chances, self improvement, smp

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Players:	96/800	Votes:	7336
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Dragonfire Shields Forged:	5	Demon Skulls Collected:	10
Immortal Potions Brewed:	14	Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	21
Rainbows Spotted:	4	Crystal Palaces Visited:	2
Lava Oceans Crossed:	2	Cursed Statues Activated:	2
Endless Mazes Conquered:	2	Phantom Horses Ridden:	1
God-Killer Bows Constructed:	8	Wilderness Tamed:	12
Infinity Stones Found:	2	Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	54

Are you tired of regretting not joining the most epic Minecraft SMP of all time? Well, look no further because our server is the answer to all your regrets!

Join us for a wild ride filled with explosive creeper pranks, diamond-stealing shenanigans, and epic battles with the Ender Dragon (who may or may not have a secret crush on one of our admins).

But wait, there’s more! We have a secret underground base filled with enchanted golden apples, a rollercoaster that goes through the Nether, and a pet pig named Sir Oinksalot who wears a top hat and monocle.

So what are you waiting for? Join us now and say goodbye to regret, because on our server, the only thing you’ll regret is not joining sooner!

WeirdWebCrafts

BIZARRE, bizarre findings, bizarre internet findings, Curiosity, discovery, internet, Internet Mysteries, odd, Oddities, ONLINE, peculiar, peculiarities, strange, strange discoveries, strange internet phenomena, unearthed, UNUSUAL, unusual online discoveries, weird, weird internet findings, WeirdWebCrafts

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Players:	103/400	Votes:	3621
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Orbs of Power Found:	10	Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	7
Demon Skulls Collected:	40	Underground Cities Explored:	3
Quantum Bards Serenaded:	3	Forgotten Legends Remembered:	10
Ancient Relics Unearthed:	414	Glorious Feasts Held:	16
Ores Mined:	7018	Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	1
Living Shadows Defeated:	1	Villages Defended:	20
Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	1	Lava Oceans Crossed:	3

Have you ever stumbled upon a Minecraft server where pigs ride on top of flying llamas while shooting lasers out of their eyes? No? Well, you’re in luck because that’s just a regular Tuesday on our server!

Join us for a wild ride through a world where diamonds rain from the sky, creepers do the cha-cha, and the Ender Dragon is actually just a misunderstood puppy looking for belly rubs.

But wait, there’s more! Our server is home to the legendary Blocktopus, a creature made entirely of TNT and obsidian who roams the land, challenging players to epic build battles for the chance to win a lifetime supply of virtual cookies.

So if you’re ready to experience the craziest, most unpredictable Minecraft server in existence, come join us and prepare for a gaming experience like no other. Just be sure to bring your sense of humor and a healthy dose of imagination – you’re gonna need it!

❤️ XetaByte ❤️┃➤ Survival, Promo code – XETA2025 💥 Minecraft server

Among us, Ant Battle, Auction, Bed wars, build battle, Castle Battle, Clans, cs go, Dance, Deathrun, Duels, Egg wars, feelings, football, Friends, Hide and seek, Hobo Survival, Hockey, Hookahs, Hunger Games, Lucky blocks, Maniac, Mario Party, minecraft server, Mob Arena, one block, Paintball, Parkour, Pets, Private, promo code, Quake, Sky Wars, Skyblock, Spit, Spleef, Survival, TNT Run, TNT-Ran, tops, Transport, weapons, Weddings

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Players:	92/500	Votes:	4226
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	6	Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	1
New Chunks Explored:	729945	Endless Mazes Solved:	2
Crystal Palaces Visited:	3	Treasure Maps Found:	11
Hidden Villages Discovered:	2	Evil Portals Destroyed:	1
Witch’s Brew Drunk:	10	Mysterious Portals Opened:	11
Forbidden Doors Opened:	1	Dragons Adopted as Pets:	3
Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	1	Parallel Universes Unraveled:	2

Version > 1.9-1.21.1

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Modes > Survival

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Server advantages:

1. No lags

2. Friendly admins

3. Promo code XETA2025 for a 15% discount

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Survival:

➤ Football (/football)

➤ Hockey (/warp hokkey)

➤ TNT-Ran (/tntjoin)

➤ Weapons (/guns)

➤ Transport (/vehicles)

➤ Pets (/pets)

➤ Feelings (/feelings)

➤ Duels (/duel)

➤ Sex (/sex)

➤ Clans (/clan)

➤ Weddings (/marry)

➤ Hookahs (/kalian)

➤ Friends (/friends)

➤ Auction (/ah)

➤ Dance (/dance)

➤ Spit (/spit)

➤ Private (/region)

➤ Tops (/tops)

➤ Cigarettes (/cigar)

➤ Head Data Base (/headdb)

➤ Skin illumination (/glow)

➤ Transformations into mobs (/mobs)

➤ Report-System (/report)

➤ In-game console (/console)

➤ Parkour (/warp parkour)

➤ Spleef (/warp spleef)

➤ King of the Mountain (/king)

➤ Lucky Blocks (/lb)

➤ Casino (14 Mini-games, 6 with Multiplayer) (/casino)

➤ Construction area (at spawn) (/warp build)

➤ Economy (Currency)

➤ Salary (Issued automatically)

➤ Ability to sit/lie/crawl (/sit, /lay, /crawl)

➤ Elevators (You can create your own elevator)

➤ Trampolines (You can create your own trampoline)

➤ Bans/kicks/mutes/varns (Donate option)

➤ In-game console (/console)

➤ PvP Arena (/warp pvp)

➤ Portals (To the world of hell, end)

➤ Effects (above the player’s head, below the player, etc.)

➤ Creative (Donate-ability, /gamemode 1)

➤ Donate-world (/world) (no wipes)

➤ Custom commands (/drop, /sex, /spit, /kalian, etc. There are a lot of them! This is not the entire list)

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CraftyCraze – Minecraft Server

Build Ideas, Comfy forest, CraftyCraze, Curseforge, FAQ, Feedback, guides, inspiration, java, legacy accounts, Minecraft, Modded minecraft, modpacks, Mods, mojang, optimization mods, PFAA, pollymc, PolyMC, prism launcher, Reikapack, Server, server authentication, Servers, Tall trees

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Players:	101/500	Votes:	4235
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Wailing Winds Heard:	3	Storm Giants Negotiated With:	1
Towns Built:	10	Shattered Realms Restored:	0
Farms Harvested:	456	Ether Blades Crafted:	6
Divine Scrolls Written:	24	Ender Pearl Glitches:	5
Epic Weapons Forged:	6	Magical Frogs Kissed:	5
Epic Mounts Acquired:	3	Demon Skulls Collected:	47
Immortal Anvils Forged:	18	Reality Warps Survived:	0

Looking for a Minecraft server that’s as cozy as a warm hug from a creeper? Look no further than our Comfy Forest and Tall Trees edition! Join us for discussions on modded Minecraft, share your projects, get feedback on your builds, and more!

In other news, all legacy/java/Mojang accounts have been brutally murdered. But fear not, you can still play the game without a Microsoft account using our top-secret links!

Need mods? We got ’em! Want optimization mods? We got those too! Got shafted by M$ and can’t authenticate your server? We have a solution for that too!

Join us for a wild ride through the forest of mods, inspiration, and general shenanigans. And hey, if you’re lucky, you might even stumble upon one of our secret servers like PFAA or Reikapack. It’s a jungle out there, but we promise it’s worth it!

Why Wasnt He In Space Marine 2? – Minecraft SMP

Character, game continuity, game design, game development, Game lore, game production, game release, game sequel, game series, game speculation, gaming industry, Marine, Minecraft, missing character, plot hole, Sequel, smp, Space, Space Marine, space marine 2, space marine franchise, Storyline, video game, video game character, WASNT

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Players:	105/300	Votes:	8831
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Cursed Swords Broken:	2	Lava Oceans Crossed:	1
Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	2	Dragon Eggs Found:	4201
Heroic Oaths Sworn:	18	Inverted Worlds Discovered:	1
Alternate Realities Explored:	1	Paranormal Events Investigated:	3
Ender Pearl Glitches:	2	Pirate Ships Captured:	3
Celestial Gardens Planted:	6	Backwards Speech Heard:	5
Talking Trees Consulted:	2	Wyrmholes Dug:	6

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where nothing exciting ever happens? Well, look no further because our server is the place to be! We have a secret underground base where we hold epic PvP battles every Friday night, and the winner gets a diamond block shaped like a llama! Plus, our admin once fought off a horde of creepers with nothing but a carrot and a fishing rod – true story! So why wasn’t he in Space Marine 2? Because he’s too busy running the craziest Minecraft SMP you’ll ever join! Join us now and experience the madness for yourself!