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Players: | 101/800 | Votes: | 8108 |
Rating: | 4.6 / 5 | ||
Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found: | 5 | Portal Loops Escaped: | 2 |
Paranormal Events Investigated: | 1 | Celestial Blades Sharpened: | 5 |
Farms Harvested: | 300 | Cursed Biomes Uncovered: | 4 |
Cursed Statues Activated: | 3 | Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered: | 4 |
God-Killer Bows Constructed: | 7 | Dragonkin Hatched: | 1 |
Eldritch Beasts Summoned: | 3 | Talking Trees Consulted: | 5 |
Celestial Beings Befriended: | 3 | Dragon Hoards Looted: | 1 |
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