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JesusCraft: Where Christian Heaven Awaits (and creepers don’t stand a chance!)

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Players:	100/800	Votes:	6419
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Immortal Anvils Forged:	7	Eternal Flames Captured:	4
Mystic Runes Engraved:	4	Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	1
Evil Lairs Raided:	6	Unbreakable Curses Broken:	2
Inescapable Mazes Solved:	1	Godly Talismans Bestowed:	12
Undead Armies Raised:	2	Ender Pearl Glitches:	1
Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	2	Rune Stones Activated:	4
Void Armor Forged:	17	Soulbound Rings Equipped:	8

Are you tired of dealing with pesky griefers and creepers on other Minecraft servers? Well, look no further because our server offers a heavenly experience like no other! Picture this – a world where everyone is racially proportionate to the population density of Christian worship centers worldwide. That’s right, you’ll be surrounded by your new besties for all of eternity!

But wait, there’s more! Say goodbye to sin and hello to a life free from earthly worries. No more stressing over Chad not texting you back or your crops not growing fast enough. On our server, the only Chad you’ll need to know is the one who’s ready to hang out with you and hundreds of millions of other players forever, anon.

So what are you waiting for? Join us on this epic journey to Christian heaven in Minecraft, where the only limit is your imagination (and maybe a few command blocks). See you on the other side, friend!

Cashier Flirts Minecraft Server

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Players:	94/800	Votes:	438
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Starry Nights Enjoyed:	47	Bizarre Potions Brewed:	18
Endless Legions Commanded:	14	Players Killed by Monsters:	8100
Celestial Beings Befriended:	3	Parallel Universes Unraveled:	0
Mythical Relics Collected:	19	Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	197
Wilderness Tamed:	8	Mines Excavated:	1665
Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	1	Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	2
Mythical Creatures Tamed:	1	Celestial Events Witnessed:	5

Are you tired of getting hit on at the cashier in your country? Well, fear not, because on our Minecraft server, the only flirting you’ll experience is with our adorable pixelated animals! No more awkward encounters while trying to buy groceries, just pure gaming fun!

Join our server and become a cashier in a virtual world where you can flirt with all the cute players without any repercussions! Who needs real-life relationships when you can have a Minecraft girlfriend or boyfriend who will never leave you for a better server?

So come on over and leave those awkward encounters behind. Join our Minecraft server today and start a new chapter of your life where the only inappropriate moves are the ones you make with your blocky character!

Pixelated Pocket Monsters Minecraft SMP

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Players:	95/600	Votes:	5020
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Parallel Universes Unraveled:	0	Endless Night Skies:	4
Hidden Passages Discovered:	2	Forbidden Tomes Read:	3
Heroic Oaths Sworn:	12	Evil Portals Destroyed:	1
Cosmic Entities Communed With:	1	Talking Trees Consulted:	4
Celestial Events Witnessed:	5	Reality Warps Survived:	0
Mythical Swords Crafted:	69	Void Gems Collected:	22
Wailing Winds Heard:	4	Cozy Campfires Lit:	22

Are you tired of the Sun and Moon constantly ruining your Minecraft vibe? Do you wish you could play in eternal darkness without those pesky celestial bodies getting in your way? Well, look no further than our Minecraft SMP! We have banned the Sun and Moon from our server, so you can play in perpetual darkness and never have to worry about pesky daylight again. Join us and experience the thrill of mining and building without ever seeing the light of day! Plus, rumor has it that Herobrine himself is a regular player on our server, so you never know when you might run into the legendary Minecraft myth. Join now for a truly unique and outrageous Minecraft experience!

No Nsfw Minecraft Server

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Players:	92/400	Votes:	2065
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Forgotten Legends Remembered:	9	Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	0
Astral Staffs Crafted:	18	Blood-Forged Axes Created:	12
Mystery Villagers Spotted:	1	Eldritch Medallions Worn:	5
Towns Built:	8	Necronomicon Pages Collected:	7
Cursed Swords Broken:	3	Ethereal Couriers Hired:	4
Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	2	Secret Libraries Discovered:	1
Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	63	Dragon Hoards Looted:	1

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where everything is just plain and vanilla? Well, do we have the server for you! Join us for a wild ride filled with crazy adventures, hilarious shenanigans, and more memes than you can shake a diamond sword at.

Our server is like no other, with custom plugins that will have you laughing until you cry. Want to ride a pig off a cliff while wearing a tutu? We’ve got you covered. How about a dance party with creepers? It’s all possible on our server.

But that’s not all! We have the most epic build battles you’ve ever seen, where players compete to create the most outrageous structures imaginable. From giant toilets to pixel art of Nicolas Cage, there’s no limit to what you can create.

So why wait? Join our server today and experience the madness for yourself. Just be sure to bring your sense of humor and a willingness to embrace the absurd. Trust us, you won’t regret it.

More and More Minecraft SMP

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Players:	103/700	Votes:	680
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Pirate Ships Raided:	1	Shadow Wolves Tamed:	3
Void Gems Collected:	25	Ender Pearl Glitches:	2
Mimic Chests Discovered:	1	Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	3
Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	4	Secret Libraries Discovered:	3
Phantom Ships Sailed:	3	Magic Scrolls Discovered:	2
Ores Mined:	3869	Gods Slained:	2
Legendary Titles Earned:	3	Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	7

Are you tired of the same old boring Minecraft SMPs where everyone plays by the rules? Well, look no further because on our server, we have a twisted version of reality where women are the ones taking charge! That’s right, you’ll see women mowing the lawn, changing the oil in cars, and even drilling out and screwing on outdoor night lights while their husbands pass them screws like it’s nobody’s business.

Join us for a wild ride where gender roles are flipped upside down and chaos reigns supreme. Who knows what kind of shenanigans you’ll get into on this wacky server? So come on in and experience a Minecraft SMP like no other. Just remember, on this server, anything goes!

Welcome to the server among the as server of Minecraft

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Players:	90/400	Votes:	6387
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Gnome Villages Protected:	9	Chimeras Created:	4
Void Gems Collected:	36	Ancient Ruins Explored:	2
Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	3	Cursed Taverns Survived:	3
Talking Trees Consulted:	6	Cursed Scrolls Read:	3
Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	10	Cursed Swords Broken:	1
Goblin Armies Outwitted:	10	Haunted Mines Explored:	3
Dimension Hops:	2	Parallel Universes Unraveled:	2

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Cube vs PS2 Minecraft Server

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Players:	91/800	Votes:	6470
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Ghost Trains Ridden:	1	Dragon Scales Harvested:	105
Unseen Monsters Slain:	5	Crystal Caves Mapped:	7
Lunar Scepters Activated:	3	Magic Wands Crafted:	14
Chaos Orbs Controlled:	18	Magical Familiars Summoned:	4
Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	1	Soul Contracts Signed:	1
Royal Courts Attended:	5	Lost Cities Unearthed:	2
Cuddly Creatures Pet:	41	Divine Scrolls Written:	9

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where we promise you a gaming experience more exclusive than the features missing from the GameCube version of Def Jam Fight For NY!

Join us and revel in the glory of having only one voice for your character – because who needs variety when you can have monotony, am I right? Plus, enjoy the thrill of missing out on eight epic music tracks, because who needs a full soundtrack when you can just hum to yourself?

But wait, there’s more! Our server takes the lack of light blur effect to a whole new level, making your characters and arenas look like they’re stuck in a perpetual state of confusion. And don’t even get us started on the reduced crowds in certain arenas – who needs a cheering audience when you can just fight in awkward silence?

And if that’s not enough to entice you, get ready for some super compressed textures that will make you question whether you’re playing Minecraft or a pixelated nightmare. So come join us on our server for a gaming experience that’s so outrageous, it’ll make you wonder why you ever played on anything else!

Honkai: Star Rail General – Minecraft SMP

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Players:	108/1000	Votes:	1038
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Phantom Rings Equipped:	12	Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	61
Endless Mazes Solved:	4	Enchanted Teapots Collected:	15
Teleportation Mishaps:	3	Endermen Teleportation Errors:	3
Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	1	Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	2
Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	2	Royal Courts Attended:	4
Mythical Relics Collected:	6	Divine Scrolls Written:	16
Storm Giants Negotiated With:	0	Demonic Pacts Formed:	1

Hey there, are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with nothing exciting happening? Well, do we have the server for you! Join our insane Minecraft SMP where the mobs are tougher, the loot is crazier, and the adventures are out of this world!

Picture this: you’re mining for diamonds when suddenly a group of creepers start breakdancing around you, dropping emeralds instead of exploding. Or maybe you stumble upon a secret dungeon filled with treasure guarded by a giant chicken boss that shoots fireballs out of its beak.

But wait, there’s more! Our server has exclusive events like the “Eighth Dawn” extravaganza where players can ride on magical flying llamas and battle against evil unicorns for a chance to win rare loot. And don’t even get me started on the “Amphoreus’ Saga of Heroes” questline, where you can become a legendary hero and save the world from an army of evil rabbits.

So what are you waiting for? Join our Minecraft SMP now and experience the craziest, most hilarious adventures you’ll ever have in the blocky world of Minecraft! Who needs boring old vanilla servers when you can have this level of insanity?

Supreme Court Saves Minecraft Server

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Players:	105/500	Votes:	6257
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Legendary Scepters Created:	8	Volcanoes Explored:	3
Infinity Stones Found:	4	Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	2
Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	10	Eldritch Scrolls Read:	6
Ancient Dragons Awakened:	3	Epic Mounts Acquired:	7
Haunted Mines Explored:	1	Goblin Armies Outwitted:	10
Forgotten Legends Remembered:	7	Underground Cities Explored:	5
Dragon Scales Harvested:	336	Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	2

Are you tired of worrying about Trump taking away your precious pixelated guns in Minecraft? Fear not, for on our server, the Supreme Court has ruled in favor of keeping all guns in the virtual world safe and sound! Join us and fight for your right to bear blocky arms in epic battles against creepers and skeletons. Who needs real-life politics when you can have all the gun-toting fun in Minecraft? Join now and let freedom ring…in the form of explosive TNT cannons!

Kids and Fat Horse Dicks Minecraft SMP

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Players:	109/900	Votes:	3848
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Epic Battles Fought:	11	Rainbows Spotted:	10
Magical Beanstalks Grown:	1	Forgotten Legends Remembered:	8
Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	2	Paranormal Events Investigated:	1
Invisible Walls Found:	3	Spontaneous Duels Fought:	14
Divine Scrolls Written:	12	Epic Bosses Defeated:	2
Rune Stones Activated:	10	Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	3
Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	2	Werewolf Howls Heard:	1

Welcome to our wild and wacky Minecraft SMP! Looking for a server where you can unleash your inner chaos? Look no further! We have a strict “no chill” policy, where we encourage players to go all out in their shenanigans.

Join us if you want to build giant statues of bacon, ride pigs into battle, and create elaborate traps for unsuspecting players. Our community is filled with hilarious pranksters and master trolls, so get ready for some epic laughs.

Oh, and did we mention that we have a tradition of hosting weekly “firewall brownskins and throw jews in fire” events? It’s like a crazy game of hot potato, but with a twist! Don’t worry, it’s all in good fun (we think).

So if you’re ready to embrace the madness and have a blast in a Minecraft world like no other, come join us! Just be prepared for the unexpected and remember to always keep your sense of humor handy. See you in the game!

Crafty Creators Minecraft Server

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Players:	96/500	Votes:	8763
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	4	Dragon Eggs Found:	2760
Whispering Shadows Heard:	1	Enchanted Teapots Collected:	20
Elemental Temples Cleansed:	1	Living Statues Befriended:	2
Reality Warps Survived:	1	Epic Bosses Defeated:	2
Animals Bred:	165	Storm Giants Negotiated With:	0
Forbidden Doors Opened:	2	Ethereal Couriers Hired:	5
Mines Excavated:	2193	Herobrine Sightings:	5

Welcome to the most epic Minecraft server you’ll ever encounter! Join us for a wild ride through the world of blocky adventures, where the game design is so good, it’s practically divine! Our server is like no other, with crazy events and challenges that will leave you laughing and crying at the same time.

Why should you join, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little story. Once upon a time, a player joined our server and found themselves in a battle against a horde of zombie pigs riding on top of flying llamas. It was a sight to behold, and they knew they had found their new home in the Minecraft universe.

But that’s not all! Our server is filled with hidden treasures, secret dungeons, and even a talking cow who gives out the best loot in the game. Rumor has it that if you can defeat the Ender Dragon while wearing a chicken suit, you’ll unlock the power to control time itself.

So what are you waiting for? Join us on this wacky, wonderful journey through the world of Minecraft, where the only limit is your imagination (and maybe a few server rules, but who’s counting?). See you on the other side, adventurer!