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ExBlockMateNoTake

apartment sale, Controlling, Covid-19, Divorce, dream home, economic collapse, Estonia, ex wife, ExBlockMateNoTake, home loan, Home office, jealous, lawsuit, Marriage, mutual friends, red flags, renovation, rent free, savings, small town, Support

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Players:	90/900	Votes:	1900
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Astral Amulets Crafted:	26	Goblin Armies Outwitted:	6
Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	2	Lost Souls Rescued:	5
Necronomicon Pages Collected:	6	Zombie Dances:	8
Magic Wands Crafted:	15	Haunted Forests Traversed:	4
Ancient Guardians Awoken:	1	Epic Weapons Forged:	10
Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	3	Dimensional Rifts Closed:	0
Magical Frogs Kissed:	5	Eerie Music Discs Played:	5

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where you can escape all the drama and red flags of real life like our player did! Join us for a wild ride filled with building, exploring, and maybe even some unexpected twists and turns.

Imagine renovating your own virtual apartment with your ex-wife, only to have it all fall apart in a dramatic fashion. But fear not, on our server, you can build and renovate to your heart’s content without any exes trying to claim half of your hard work.

And if you ever feel like your ex is still haunting you, just block them like our player is considering doing with their annoying friends. We promise no one will demand money from you for the virtual creations you make on our server.

So come join us and leave all the real-life drama behind. Who knows, you might even find some new friends who won’t try to sue you for virtual property!

BlockyVirginProTips

advice, BlockyVirginProTips, Communication, Confidence, consent, education, Expectations, Experience, first time, foreplay, Impression, Intimacy, Nervous, patience, Preparation, relationship, Relaxation, sex, Tips, Virgin

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Players:	103/600	Votes:	3818
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	2	Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	3
Phantom Horses Ridden:	2	Talking Trees Consulted:	5
Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	4	Battle Standards Raised:	7
Phantom Blocks Placed:	7	Shadow Figures Spotted:	3
Shadow Realms Conquered:	1	Sunfire Helmets Forged:	2
Towns Built:	10	Dragon Eggs Found:	1768
Mythical Creatures Tamed:	0	Divine Spears Created:	29

Are you a Minecraft virgin looking to pop your blocky cherry? Well, look no further than our server for the ultimate first-time experience!

Join us and you’ll be greeted by a team of experienced players who will guide you through the ins and outs of the game (literally, we have a maze section that will blow your mind).

Need some tips on how to impress your fellow players? We’ve got you covered! Our resident love guru, Steve, will teach you all the tricks of the trade to make sure your first time on the server is unforgettable.

So why wait? Join us now and get ready for a wild ride filled with adventure, laughter, and maybe even a little bit of romance (we can’t promise anything, but we’ve had some players find their Minecraft soulmates on our server).

SkyHighCityCraft

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Players:	100/400	Votes:	5363
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	3	Warlock Pacts Sealed:	0
Cosmic Entities Communed With:	2	Phoenix Feathers Found:	14
Living Statues Befriended:	2	Magical Moments Shared:	19
Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	16	Endless Legions Commanded:	17
Goblin Armies Outwitted:	3	Chimeras Created:	3
Dragons Tamed:	6	Star Shards Collected:	280
Dark Rituals Completed:	5	Immortal Anvils Forged:	13

Yo yo yo, come join our epic Minecraft server where we build UP, not out! Forget about boring old flat worlds, we’re all about that vertical growth, just like those Asian cities! Climb to the sky and show off your building skills in our insane skyscraper challenges! Watch out for the occasional ninja attack though, those sneaky Asians are always up to something! So what are you waiting for? Join now and reach for the stars, literally!

CountryRejects Minecraft Server

CountryRejects, cultural norms, DATING, emotional struggles, feeling isolated, gender dynamics, in my country, Insecurity, like me, Loneliness, love life, Minecraft, no woman, Personal experiences, rejection, relationships, seeking connection, self esteem, self worth, Server, social acceptance, societal expectations, struggling with relationships

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Players:	90/800	Votes:	907
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Crops Grown:	1333	Elemental Crystals Collected:	31
Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	3	Infernal Machines Built:	0
Whispering Shadows Heard:	4	Evil Twin Fights:	1
Astral Mages Summoned:	4	Wilderness Tamed:	19
Dimensional Rifts Closed:	2	Secret Passages Found:	6
Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	3	Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	8
Necronomicon Pages Collected:	8	Divine Relics Bestowed:	14

Are you tired of being forever alone in your country? Well, fear not my friend, because on our Minecraft server, you’ll be drowning in virtual love! Our pixelated princesses are just waiting to swoon over your blocky charm. Who needs real-life romance when you can have a Minecraft girlfriend who will never leave you for a creep(er)? Join us now and say goodbye to loneliness forever!

Minecraft SMP: The Blocky Banter Brigade

abandon thread, banter, blocky, Brigade, click post, Communication, community guidelines, discussion, forum, forum culture, forum rules, frustrating experience, interesting topic, internet etiquette, lose interest, Minecraft, Moderation, Online Community, online interaction, posting guidelines, smp, Spam, spam filter, thread abandonment, write a really big reply

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Players:	101/700	Votes:	9896
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Demonic Pacts Formed:	1	Pirate Ships Raided:	0
Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	0	Ancient Guardians Awoken:	3
Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	0	Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	0
Gorgon Shields Crafted:	3	Soul Swords Wielded:	2
Crystal Caves Mapped:	10	Phantom Knights Defeated:	4
Infinity Stones Found:	2	Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	3
Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	10	Celestial Beings Befriended:	2

Are you tired of your posts being rejected like a sad rejected potato at a potato festival? Join our Minecraft SMP where even the spamiest of posts are welcomed with open arms! Our system doesn’t discriminate against spam, it embraces it like a long-lost cousin at a family reunion. So come join us and let your spammy posts roam free like wild unicorns in a magical forest! Plus, rumor has it that our server is actually run by a group of highly intelligent spam bots who have a secret agenda to take over the world…one spam post at a time. So join us now before it’s too late and the spam bots have complete control!

Redstone Defense Co.

Advanced Weapons, air defenses, arms trade, Defense, defense industry, defense systems, foreign policy, geopolitical dynamics., international relations, iran, MIDDLE EAST, military alliance, military support, military technology, missile defense, political tensions, Redstone, russia, S-400 missile system, sanctions, security cooperation, strategic partnership

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Players:	96/1000	Votes:	8931
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	2	Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	6
Spectral Entities Defeated:	4	Quantum Bards Serenaded:	2
Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	0	Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	1
Shattered Realms Restored:	1	Phantom Horses Ridden:	4
Immortal Anvils Forged:	19	Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	5
Demonic Pacts Formed:	2	Celestial Events Witnessed:	5
Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	4	Runes Activated:	6

so, like, u know how russia and iran are like bffs now? well, apparently russia is hooking iran up with some sick air defenses. like, imagine playing minecraft on a server where u gotta dodge missiles and stuff while building ur epic base. it’s like real life meets minecraft, but way more intense. join our server and see if u can survive the ultimate air defense challenge. plus, who knows, maybe putin will drop by for a visit and give u some pointers on how to dominate the game. it’s gonna be lit, fam. join now before it’s too late!

RejuvaClock: UncertainCraft

aging, aging clock reliability, aging effects, Challenges, challenges in aging, challenges in predicting, challenges in rejuvenation, clock, clock reliability in aging, clock reliability in rejuvenation, effects, epistemic, Epistemic uncertainty, Predicting, predicting rejuvenation effects, RejuvaClock, REJUVENATION, rejuvenation effects, Reliability, UncertainCraft, uncertainty

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Players:	95/1000	Votes:	5915
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Haunted Chests Opened:	6	Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	4
Phantom Horses Ridden:	1	Dragon Hoards Looted:	3
Titanic Battles Fought:	26	Dimension Hops:	2
Epic Weapons Forged:	8	Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	1
Living Shadows Defeated:	5	Elemental Temples Cleansed:	5
Ancient Ruins Explored:	1	Invisible Walls Found:	3
Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	6	Goblin Armies Outwitted:	7

so like, u know when u play minecraft and u just wanna build stuff and chill but then ur clock starts acting all wonky and u can’t trust it anymore? well, this server is the place for u! we got all the unpredictability u need to keep u on ur toes and make u question reality. join us for a wild ride of uncertainty and rejuvenation effects that will have u questioning everything u thought u knew about time and space. plus, our community is filled with crazy peeps who will keep u entertained for hours on end. come join us and see if u can handle the madness!

Era’s End Minecraft Server

classic holo, era ending, eras, Future, Graduation, hololive, Legacy, Minecraft, Server, talent, virtual entertainment, Virtual idol, virtual talent, virtual talent industry, VT, Vtuber, vtuber community, vtuber culture, VTuber fans, VTuber graduation, VTuber graduation impact, VTuber graduation speculation, VTuber legacy

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Players:	99/100	Votes:	8779
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Runes Activated:	6	Endermen Teleportation Errors:	2
Wyrmholes Dug:	6	Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	15
Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	5	Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	2
Forbidden Tomes Read:	6	Astral Amulets Crafted:	21
Magic Scrolls Discovered:	7	Dimension Hops:	3
Glorious Feasts Held:	14	Secret Libraries Discovered:	4
Mythical Swords Crafted:	92	Ancient Dragons Awakened:	2

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with no pizzazz? Well, look no further because our server is like a virtual circus on steroids! Join us for a wild ride filled with exploding chickens, dancing creepers, and a secret underground llama fight club.

But wait, there’s more! Our server is home to the legendary holo-master, who once defeated the Ender Dragon blindfolded while juggling diamond blocks. Rumor has it that she left behind a trail of enchanted golden apples for any brave soul who dares to follow in her footsteps.

So, what are you waiting for? Join our server now and become a part of the craziest Minecraft community this side of the Nether!

Ravover’s SMP Adventures

Adventures, celebration, Ecstatic, ecstatically happy, elated, Energetic, Enthusiasm, EXCITEMENT, exclamation, exuberant, hype, ITS RAVOVER, Joyful, jubilant, jumping for joy, on cloud nine, overjoyed., Ravovers, smp, Thrilled, thrilled beyond belief

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Players:	107/100	Votes:	6548
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Spontaneous Duels Fought:	3	Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	4
Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	3	Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	9
Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	11	Crops Grown:	1514
Gryphons Tamed:	4	Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	1
Cozy Campfires Lit:	20	Unseen Monsters Slain:	1
Shattered Realms Restored:	2	Inescapable Mazes Solved:	4
Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	3	Evil Lairs Raided:	5

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only excitement is watching grass grow? Well, look no further because ITS RAVOVER! Join our server and embark on wacky adventures with a community of players who are as crazy as a box of creepers!

Why should you join? Well, let me tell you about the time we had a massive chicken army take over the server and start a coup against the players. Or how about the time we all decided to build a giant statue of a potato that mysteriously came to life and started terrorizing the land? And don’t even get me started on the time we all dressed up as llamas and had a llama fashion show.

So what are you waiting for? Join ITS RAVOVER and experience the madness for yourself. Just be prepared for anything and everything because on this server, the only limit is your imagination (and maybe the occasional exploding cow).

DoggoDilemma

aita, allergic, Attention, baby, best dog, decision, dog, dog person, DoggoDilemma, family, getting rid, health, itchy nose, Kids, lab puppy, love, Marriage, no, shedding, Telling, Wife

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Players:	102/500	Votes:	802
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	1	Legendary Scepters Created:	5
Cursed Villages Purged:	2	Treasure Maps Found:	9
Phoenix Feathers Found:	15	Ghost Trains Ridden:	1
Votes:	3189	Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	1
Gnome Villages Protected:	3	Animals Bred:	149
Unicorn Sightings:	1	Goblin Armies Outwitted:	8
Divine Scrolls Written:	12	Ender Pearl Glitches:	3

Are you tired of dealing with drama and conflicts in your real life? Do you wish you could escape to a world where the only thing you have to worry about is building the perfect Minecraft castle? Then look no further, because our server is the perfect place for you!

Join our server and immerse yourself in a world where dogs don’t shed, kids don’t exist, and allergies are just a myth. Build your dream house, explore vast landscapes, and make friends with fellow players who understand the struggle of balancing pets, children, and spouses.

Forget about real-life responsibilities and come join us on our server where the only thing you need to worry about is whether or not your virtual crops are growing. Trust us, once you start playing, you’ll never want to log off. So what are you waiting for? Join now and escape to a world where dogs are always loyal and allergies are non-existent!