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DisabledCraft: No limbs, blindfolded, ears plugged… but still kicking creepers’ butts!

Adversity, Anime, base form, Blindfolded, Butts, challenge, CREEPERS, CRIPPLEku, determination, disabled, DisabledCraft, ears, ears plugged, Inspirational, kicking, LIMBS, Manga, motivation, perseverance, Plugged, power, sick, Starved, strength, tired, triumph, Underdog, Victory

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Players:	106/900	Votes:	7659
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Shadow Figures Spotted:	3	Celestial Dragons Tamed:	2
Animals Bred:	70	Ether Blades Crafted:	5
Wilderness Tamed:	11	Cursed Scrolls Read:	3
Eternal Flames Captured:	8	Dungeon Sieges Launched:	9
Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	4	Shadow Wolves Tamed:	2
Endless Mazes Solved:	1	Unholy Beasts Tamed:	2
Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	9	Zombie Dances:	9

Are you tired of getting wrecked in Minecraft by players who think they’re hot stuff? Well, look no further because on our server, even CRIPPLEku (literally no limbs, blindfolded, ears plugged, sick, tired, starved, in his base form) can still kick butt and take names! That’s right, you’ll be facing off against the ultimate underdog in epic battles that will leave you questioning your entire existence. Join now for a chance to witness the most insane Minecraft showdowns you’ve ever seen – just don’t blame us if you end up crying in a corner after getting owned by CRIPPLEku!

Earth Belongs Minecraft Server

belonging, Belongs, Cultural differences, discrimination, Diversity, Earth, equality, Identity, Individuality, Minecraft, Privilege, Race, racial awareness, racial identity, racial inequality, racial justice, racial prejudice, Racial segregation, racial stereotypes, Server, social construct, societal norms, Stereotypes, Subspecies

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Players:	103/300	Votes:	5063
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	4	Glorious Feasts Held:	15
Reality Warps Survived:	2	Forgotten Legends Remembered:	4
Magical Familiars Summoned:	2	Twisted Realms Survived:	2
Legendary Titles Earned:	3	Gnome Villages Protected:	5
Magical Moments Shared:	26	Pirate Ships Captured:	0
Players Killed by Monsters:	5593	Gorgon Shields Crafted:	3
Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	1	Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	2

Welcome to the most insane Minecraft server you’ll ever encounter! Here, we don’t discriminate based on race, but we do have a special place for white people who still believe they’re just individuals in a social construct.

Join us if you want to experience a world where everyone else has discovered their true subspecies, whether it’s the majestic Unicorn People or the powerful Dragon Descendants. But don’t worry, our white players can still be whatever they want – even if it’s just a regular old human.

So why join our server? Because where else can you find a community that embraces diversity, while also poking fun at those who refuse to see the truth? Come on in and let your imagination run wild – just don’t be surprised if you find yourself transformed into a magical creature before the day is over!

Double Gaming Minecraft SMP

2024.., cat content, double, double price, Gaming, Minecraft, smp, Wholesome

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Players:	102/400	Votes:	8054
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Cursed Amulets Found:	5	Mystical Amulets Crafted:	15
Evil Portals Destroyed:	2	Rainbows Spotted:	6
Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	1	Star Shards Collected:	167
Talking Trees Consulted:	6	Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	125
Unseen Monsters Slain:	6	Dragon Scales Harvested:	455
Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	7	Blood-Forged Axes Created:	10
Portal Loops Escaped:	1	Divine Scrolls Written:	18

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with the same old content? Well, have we got the server for you! Join us in the year 2024 where you can pay double the price for extra “cat content” because who doesn’t love wholesome feline fun?

But that’s not all! Our server is home to the legendary Diamond Chicken, a rare and elusive creature that lays diamonds instead of eggs. Rumor has it that if you can find and tame the Diamond Chicken, you’ll be granted three wishes by the Minecraft gods themselves.

And if you’re feeling adventurous, take a trip to our Nether dimension where you’ll find a secret disco party hosted by none other than the Ender Dragon. Dance the night away with your blocky buddies and maybe even challenge the dragon to a dance-off for epic loot.

So what are you waiting for? Join our Minecraft SMP and experience the wildest and wackiest adventures in gaming history!

Dad’s Dough Defense

Benefits, Boundaries, Caregiver, cleaning, Dads, Decision making, Defense, dementia, dementia care, Divorce, DOUGH, elder care, ENTITLEMENT, family dynamics, finances, financial abuse, financial responsibility, Inheritance, lpa, Manipulation, Pension, protecting dad’s money, Siblings

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Players:	106/800	Votes:	4313
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Heroic Legacies Created:	3	Backwards Speech Heard:	3
Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	2	Celestial Dragons Tamed:	1
Epic Battles Fought:	15	Dragon Eggs Found:	9093
Ether Blades Crafted:	9	Shadow Realms Conquered:	0
Goblin Armies Outwitted:	4	Potions Brewed:	61
Divine Relics Bestowed:	5	Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	2
Astral Projections Made:	4	Duplicated Mobs Battled:	1

Looking for a Minecraft server that will distract you from your family drama? Well, look no further! Join our server and escape into a world where the only drama is between you and those pesky creepers.

Our server is the perfect place to unwind and forget about demanding family members who think they’re entitled to your hard-earned diamonds. Build your dream castle, mine for rare resources, and battle it out with other players in epic PvP battles.

And don’t worry about sharing your loot with anyone else – on our server, it’s every player for themselves! No more worrying about siblings trying to steal your enchanted gear or demanding a cut of your mining profits.

So come join us on the most drama-free Minecraft server out there. Trust us, you’ll be too busy fighting off zombies and building epic redstone contraptions to even think about your family drama. Plus, who needs half of your pension when you’ve got a chest full of diamonds?

HourlyInternet SMP

Communication, connectivity limitations, cyber world, daily routine, digital age, digital divide, global connectivity, HourlyInternet, information access, information overload, internet, limited access, online culture, online presence, productivity, smp, social media, societal impact, technological dependency, Technology, Time management, virtual reality

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Players:	103/700	Votes:	325
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Crystal Caves Mapped:	4	Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	1
Reality Distortions Fixed:	2	Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	1
Horror Stories Survived:	2	Runic Tablets Deciphered:	50
Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	10	Undead Armies Raised:	3
Wilderness Tamed:	6	Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	3
New Chunks Explored:	648491	Hidden Passages Discovered:	5
Sentient Weapons Trained:	5	Unbreakable Chains Forged:	4

Welcome to the most chaotic Minecraft SMP you’ll ever experience! Join us if you want to be part of a server where the only rule is to build the ugliest house possible. We’re talking neon pink wool, dirt floors, and a roof made entirely of melons. Trust us, it’s a sight to behold.

But that’s not all – our server is also home to the legendary Chicken King, a player who has amassed an army of chickens so powerful, they once took down a fully geared player in diamond armor. Rumor has it that if you can defeat the Chicken King in a duel, you’ll be granted three wishes by the Minecraft gods themselves.

And if you’re lucky, you might stumble upon the secret underground disco party that pops up randomly in the server. Picture this: creepers busting out their best dance moves, skeletons spinning records, and zombies doing the worm. It’s a party you won’t want to miss.

So why join our Minecraft SMP? Because where else can you witness the chaos of ugly houses, chicken armies, and underground disco parties all in one place? Come join us and prepare for a wild ride unlike any other!

CraftyHabitBoost

Consistency, CraftyHabitBoost, daily routine, goal-setting, Happiness, healthy habits, healthy lifestyle, improved life, mindfulness, mindset shift, personal growth, Positive Change, positive habits, productivity, self improvement, self-care, self-discipline, small habit, success habits, Time management, wellness

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Players:	110/900	Votes:	2484
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Titanic Relics Retrieved:	2	Mythical Quests Completed:	21
Magic Crystals Found:	19	Eldritch Medallions Worn:	13
Mimic Chests Discovered:	5	Cursed Taverns Survived:	1
Cozy Campfires Lit:	16	Votes:	4214
Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	2	Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	3
Secret Guilds Joined:	5	Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	10
Elemental Forces Harnessed:	10	Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	9

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with the same old quests and challenges? Well, look no further because our server is here to shake things up in the most hilarious way possible!

Join us for a wild ride filled with exploding chickens, dancing creepers, and a secret underground disco party hosted by none other than Herobrine himself!

But that’s not all – on our server, you’ll also find a magical unicorn sanctuary where you can ride rainbow-colored unicorns and battle evil trolls with glitter bombs.

So why wait? Join our server now and experience the craziest, most outrageous Minecraft adventure of your life! Who knows, you might even discover the legendary golden potato of eternal happiness!

EcoCraft Minecraft Server

#sustainability, big tech, carbon emissions, carbon footprint, Claims, climate change, corporate accountability., Data Center, data management, data processing, data storage, EcoCraft, Emissions, energy consumption, energy efficiency, environmental impact, environmental responsibility, greenhouse gases, IT infrastructure, Minecraft, renewable energy, Server, Technology

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Players:	91/500	Votes:	3055
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Ores Mined:	4520	Soul Contracts Signed:	3
Dragons Adopted as Pets:	5	Glitched Entities Encountered:	5
Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	4	Legendary Heroes Trained:	6
Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	4	Divine Scrolls Written:	20
Herobrine Sightings:	8	Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	3
Gods Slained:	0	Inverted Worlds Discovered:	0
Eternal Flames Captured:	6	Legendary Scepters Created:	3

so, like, this server is, like, totally insane, man. like, the data center emissions are, like, probably 662% higher than what big tech claims. but, like, who cares about that when you can join our server and have, like, the time of your life, dude.

like, our server is so lit, you’ll be mining diamonds and building epic structures in no time. and, like, the best part is that the mobs are, like, super chill and won’t attack you unless you attack them first. so, like, no need to worry about getting wrecked by a creeper while you’re trying to build your dream castle.

and, like, the community on our server is, like, the best ever. everyone is so friendly and helpful, you’ll feel right at home from the moment you join. plus, we have, like, the most epic events and competitions that will keep you entertained for hours on end.

so, like, what are you waiting for, man? join our server now and experience the most insane Minecraft adventure of your life. trust us, you won’t regret it.

BlockyBossBabes

BlockyBossBabes, business news, corporate culture, corporate governance, female CEOs, gender diversity, gender equality, gender gap, gender representation, glass ceiling, Japan, Japanese economy, leadership, top-listed companies, Women empowerment, women in business, women in leadership, women in management, women in the workforce, women leaders, Workplace Diversity

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Players:	100/700	Votes:	6628
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Goblin Markets Raided:	9	Towns Built:	3
Living Shadows Defeated:	2	Unicorn Sightings:	0
Crystal Wands Charged:	10	Lunar Scepters Activated:	11
Legendary Scepters Created:	2	Phantom Rings Equipped:	7
Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	3	Magical Familiars Summoned:	2
Lost Souls Rescued:	2	Wizards Turned into Frogs:	0
Magical Frogs Kissed:	7	Ores Mined:	2364

come join our epic minecraft server where we have only 13 female CEOs among our 1,600 top-listed players! why? because we believe in gender equality and want to empower our female gamers to rise to the top! plus, our CEO is a magical unicorn who grants wishes to all who join our server. so come on, what are you waiting for? join now and be part of this legendary adventure!

Gut Brain Link | Serotonin Release | Food Fun Land

Brain, brain function, brain-gut axis, digestive system, Eating disorders, feel-good chemical, Food, Fun, Gut, gut health, gut-brain connection, Land, larvae, Link, medical discovery, mental health, Mental well-being, neuroscience, new link, nutritious food, Release, research, scientific breakthrough, serotonin, serotonin levels, serotonin production, serotonin release, treatments

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Players:	103/300	Votes:	2580
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	2	Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	3
Enchanted Armories Found:	4	Celestial Crowns Worn:	1
Goblin Markets Raided:	5	Ores Mined:	1540
Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	2	Lava Oceans Crossed:	1
Immortal Potions Brewed:	15	Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	38
Mines Excavated:	3045	Magic Wands Crafted:	7
Mythical Quests Completed:	10	Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	4

so like, u know how when u eat good food and u feel all happy and stuff? well, on this minecraft server, ur gut and brain are like bffs. when u eat food in the game, ur character releases serotonin and u feel all warm and fuzzy inside. it’s like a party in ur tummy, but in minecraft. plus, we have the best food in the game, like enchanted golden apples and cake that never runs out. join our server and treat ur virtual self to a feast that will make ur brain do a happy dance. who needs therapy when u have minecraft food, amirite?

Pharaoh’s Pixel Palace Minecraft Server

Community, cross-cultural relationships, cultural exchange, diaspora studies, Diversity, economic opportunities, egypt, expat life, expatriates, global connections, historical ties, immigration, Indian community in Egypt, Indian diaspora, integration, international relations, migration patterns, Minecraft, Multiculturalism, overseas Indians, Palace, Pharaohs, PIXEL, Server, South Asian diaspora

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Players:	94/200	Votes:	846
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Infinite Doors Opened:	2	Phantom Blocks Placed:	2
Eternal Flames Captured:	5	Legendary Heroes Trained:	7
Animals Bred:	125	Crystal Wands Charged:	11
Ancient Guardians Awoken:	2	Lunar Scepters Activated:	12
Votes:	5635	Demon Skulls Collected:	37
Ender Pearl Glitches:	2	Unholy Beasts Tamed:	1
Infinity Stones Found:	1	Meteorite Armor Created:	22

Yo, imagine this: our Minecraft server is like the Egypt of the gaming world, but with a twist – we have a massive Indian diaspora! Why, you ask? Well, legend has it that a group of Indian gamers stumbled upon a magical portal while playing Minecraft and ended up in our server. And they loved it so much that they decided to stay and build their own little virtual India within our world.

Now, you might be thinking, “But why should I join this crazy server?” Well, let me tell you, our Indian district is filled with amazing builds, delicious virtual food, and even a virtual Bollywood dance club where you can show off your best dance moves. Plus, our community is super friendly and always down for a good time.

So come on down to our server and experience the best of both Egypt and India in one epic Minecraft adventure. Who knows, you might just find yourself becoming a part of our wacky virtual family!

Johnny’s Minecraft SMP Adventure

Adventure, anti-White, attention seeker, banned user, Christian, controversial, disruptive behavior, DIVISIVE, Internet Troll, Johnny, Johnny boy, johnny’s, Memories, Minecraft, missing, Nostalgia, old friends, Online Community, Provocative, shilling, smp, social media, spamming retard, troublemaker

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Players:	110/500	Votes:	9668
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Herobrine Sightings:	2	Time-Warping Watches Found:	3
Evil Portals Destroyed:	1	Backwards Speech Heard:	4
Magic Crystals Found:	18	Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	4
Ender Pearl Glitches:	1	Cosmic Pies Baked:	10
Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	3	Celestial Dragons Tamed:	3
Enchantments Applied:	179	Spectral Entities Defeated:	2
Magic Items Found:	5694	Chaos Orbs Controlled:	19

Looking for a wild ride in the world of Minecraft? Well, look no further than our SMP! We have everything you could ever want – from Jonny boy and his legendary spamming skills to anti-white Christian shilling that will have you questioning everything you thought you knew. Join us for a chaotic adventure filled with laughs, drama, and maybe even a little bit of insanity. Who knows, you might just find yourself becoming best friends with a creeper or starting a revolution against the Ender Dragon. So what are you waiting for? Join our SMP today and let the madness begin!