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DisabledCraft: No limbs, blindfolded, ears plugged… but still kicking creepers’ butts!

Adversity, Anime, base form, Blindfolded, Butts, challenge, CREEPERS, CRIPPLEku, determination, disabled, DisabledCraft, ears, ears plugged, Inspirational, kicking, LIMBS, Manga, motivation, perseverance, Plugged, power, sick, Starved, strength, tired, triumph, Underdog, Victory

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Players:	93/700	Votes:	3496
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Lunar Scepters Activated:	5	Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	2
Spontaneous Duels Fought:	11	Endless Legions Commanded:	30
Wailing Winds Heard:	2	Battle Standards Raised:	14
Goblin Armies Outwitted:	5	Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	4
Gorgon Shields Crafted:	4	World-Altering Spells Cast:	1
Buildings Constructed:	30	Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	2
Epic Battles Fought:	10	Unholy Beasts Tamed:	2

Are you tired of getting wrecked in Minecraft by players who think they’re hot stuff? Well, look no further because on our server, even CRIPPLEku (literally no limbs, blindfolded, ears plugged, sick, tired, starved, in his base form) can still kick butt and take names! That’s right, you’ll be facing off against the ultimate underdog in epic battles that will leave you questioning your entire existence. Join now for a chance to witness the most insane Minecraft showdowns you’ve ever seen – just don’t blame us if you end up crying in a corner after getting owned by CRIPPLEku!

KeySnatchers R Us

Accountability, aita, bus ride, Communication, confirmation, consequences, Delivery, Keys, KeySnatchers, mailbox, missing, mistake, payment, Pocket, reimbursement, resolution, RESPONSIBILITY, Staff Member, Uber package, Workplace

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Players:	101/700	Votes:	2097
Rating:	4.9 / 5
World-Altering Spells Cast:	1	Gnome Villages Protected:	3
Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	3	Astral Projections Made:	0
Phantom Rings Equipped:	17	Warlock Pacts Sealed:	2
Soulbound Rings Equipped:	15	Hidden Passages Discovered:	5
Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	3	Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	4
Dragons Tamed:	5	Spontaneous Duels Fought:	9
Animals Bred:	198	Vanishing Items Found:	7

Looking for a Minecraft server that’s as wild as a staff member taking keys on a joyride? Look no further! Our server is so crazy that even our staff members are getting in on the action. Join us for a chance to witness epic tales of misplaced keys, Uber mishaps, and mailbox mysteries. Who knows what other shenanigans await you on this server? Join now and see what all the fuss is about – you won’t be disappointed!

PetFails Minecraft SMP

bad pet, Minecraft, pet care, pet challenges, pet difficulties, pet disasters, pet experience, pet failures, pet issues, pet lessons, pet memories, pet mishaps, pet mistakes, pet ownership, pet ownership mistakes, pet problems, pet regrets, pet stories, pet troubles, PetFails, smp, worst pet

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Players:	108/600	Votes:	1406
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Wailing Winds Heard:	3	Potions Brewed:	68
Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	1	Parallel Universes Unraveled:	2
Heroic Oaths Sworn:	24	Evil Lairs Raided:	7
Talking Trees Consulted:	1	Astral Mages Summoned:	2
Meteor Showers Witnessed:	2	Magical Ponies Rescued:	6
Fairy Circles Danced In:	8	Magical Frogs Kissed:	2
Mythical Swords Crafted:	84	Warlock Amulets Crafted:	6

OMG guys, you have to join this epic Minecraft SMP because we have the craziest pet competitions ever! Like, one time, someone brought a pet rock and it won first place because it just sat there looking all rock-like. And another time, someone brought a pet slime and it started multiplying like crazy and took over the whole server. It was wild, man.

But seriously, you gotta join because we have the best pet shops with the weirdest animals. Like, I bought a pet llama that could fly and shoot lasers out of its eyes. It was insane, bro. And don’t even get me started on the pet dragon that breathes rainbow fire. It’s like a party in your inventory, dude.

So come join us on this wacky Minecraft SMP and show off your weirdest pets. Who knows, you might just win the coveted title of Pet Master Supreme. Trust me, it’s a title worth fighting for.

Y2Kraft2020

“2000s”, 21st century, cultural impact, defining decade, defining era, defining moment, defining year, historical significance, iconic year, influential decade, influential year, memorable year, modern era, Nostalgia, pop culture, pop culture history, significant year, turning point, Y2Kraft2020

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Players:	108/500	Votes:	507
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Immortal Anvils Forged:	17	Spectral Entities Defeated:	1
Fairy Circles Danced In:	11	Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	10
Blood-Forged Axes Created:	12	Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	0
Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	3	Warlock Pacts Sealed:	0
Magical Ponies Rescued:	5	Storm Giants Negotiated With:	0
Duplicated Mobs Battled:	5	Spontaneous Duels Fought:	7
Goblin Armies Outwitted:	10	Ethereal Couriers Hired:	4

Step into our Minecraft server and experience a time warp back to the most epic year of the 2000s! Why join our server, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little story about how our server is actually a secret government experiment gone wrong. Back in 2007, a group of scientists were trying to create the perfect virtual reality world, but instead, they accidentally opened a portal to the year 2005. Now, players can explore a world filled with flip phones, MySpace profiles, and the iconic fashion trends of the mid-2000s. So, if you want to relive the glory days of the 2000s and maybe even uncover some government secrets along the way, join our server today!

BidenCraft2021

Address, biden, BidenCraft2021, democratic party, emotional goodbye, end of an era, Farewell, Government, historical moment, leadership, Legacy, long serving politician, Oval Office, political career, political figure, Politics, Presidency, public service, Retirement, Speech, united states

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Players:	95/100	Votes:	9759
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	139	Magical Beanstalks Grown:	4
Endless Legions Commanded:	14	Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	4
Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	5	Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	2
Magic Items Found:	2303	Ghost Trains Ridden:	1
Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	1	Ancient Ruins Explored:	2
Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	3	Dragonfire Shields Forged:	4
Forgotten Legends Remembered:	7	Cursed Diamonds Mined:	6

Yo, come join this epic Minecraft server where we build the craziest shiz ever! We got giant chickens that poop diamonds, flying pigs that shoot lasers, and a secret underground lair filled with llamas wearing top hats.

But wait, there’s more! Our server is so lit that even Biden himself decided to retire from politics and join us. He gave his farewell speech in the Oval Office, thanking us for showing him the true meaning of friendship and block-building.

So what are you waiting for? Join now and be part of the most insane Minecraft community ever! Who knows, maybe you’ll even get to ride a unicorn into battle against a horde of evil creepers. Let the madness begin!

MouthyCraft: Mental Block Party

BLOCK, brain function, brain health, dental health, gut-brain axis, Mental, mental health, mental health disorders, mental health research., mental health symptoms, Mental Health Treatment, mental illness, Mental Wellness, Microbiome, MouthyCraft, oral bacteria, oral health, oral health care, oral health connection, oral health habits, oral health research, oral hygiene, oral microbiota, Party

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Players:	93/400	Votes:	2685
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Dragonkin Hatched:	1	Elemental Forces Harnessed:	12
Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	2	Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	1
Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	64	Living Shadows Defeated:	3
Endless Night Skies:	5	Dragon Scales Harvested:	341
Twisted Realms Survived:	3	Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	2
Divine Spears Created:	16	Immortal Potions Brewed:	3
God-Killer Bows Constructed:	6	Spectral Entities Defeated:	2

hey u, yes u! ever thought ur mouth bacteria could be messin with ur brain? well, on our server, we got the craziest connection between oral bacteria and mental health symptoms! join us and u might just unlock the secrets of the oral-brain axis! who knew that the key to happiness could be in ur mouth all along? come on in and let’s explore this wacky world together! but be warned, u might start talkin to ur toothbrush after a while.

2025MC

Anarchy, Anarchy Chaos Survival PvP Hardcore Free-for-all Unrestricted Lawless PvPvE Raiding Destruction Rebellion Freedom Insanity Carnage Uncontrolled Wild Mayhem Anomie Reckless, Survival

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Players:	92/1000	Votes:	7552
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	2	Dragon Hoards Looted:	3
Endless Mazes Conquered:	4	Godly Talismans Bestowed:	12
Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	3	World-Altering Spells Cast:	0
Epic Bosses Defeated:	5	Starry Nights Enjoyed:	50
Titanic Battles Fought:	11	Runic Tablets Deciphered:	32
Titanic Relics Retrieved:	2	Crystal Wands Charged:	7
Ores Mined:	4252	Lunar Scepters Activated:	7

Welcome to the Anarchy Server

No rules. No limits. No mercy. Grief, fight, steal, and build—anything goes. No admins, no resets—just pure chaos.

Can you survive the madness?

Server IP Address node17.consulhosting.net:24118

node17.consulhosting.net:24118

Eternal Legacy Minecraft 1.20.6

1.20.6, Commitment, cuck, Cuckolding, DATING, emasculation, emotional pain, ETERNAL, Insecurity, Legacy, love, loyalty, man, Marriage, Masculinity, Minecraft, relationships, roasties, romantic relationship, Self Respect, self worth, Trust, Virgins, WOMAN

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Players:	98/400	Votes:	6572
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Magic Items Found:	8699	Pirate Ships Raided:	2
Farms Harvested:	833	Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	5
Spontaneous Duels Fought:	14	Demonic Pacts Formed:	1
Emeralds Found:	6371	Pirate Ships Captured:	3
Sentient Weapons Trained:	1	Endless Staircases Climbed:	0
Shadow Daggers Crafted:	38	Phantom Ships Sailed:	1
Shadow Wolves Tamed:	3	Enchanted Forests Planted:	4

Join our Minecraft server where the only cucking happening is when you steal someone’s diamonds!

We promise no romantic relationships, just pure block-building fun.

You won’t have to worry about getting cucked by any virtual women here.

Maintain your self-respect by dominating in PvP battles and creating epic structures.

Who needs love when you have a virtual world to conquer?

Join now and say goodbye to the woes of dating and hello to the joys of Minecraft madness!

BasementBunkers Minecraft Server

Accommodation, Argument, basement, BasementBunkers, blanket, cold, cramped, dusty, family, guest bedroom, living room, luggage, mattress, Minecraft, only child, parents, Pillow, RELATIVES, Server, settling in, sleeping arrangements, small house, UNCOMFORTABLE

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Players:	93/900	Votes:	6480
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Players Killed by Monsters:	9993	Enchantments Applied:	145
Cosmic Hamsters Found:	2	Invisible Walls Found:	2
Portal Loops Escaped:	1	Enchanted Teapots Collected:	7
Endless Night Skies:	1	Battle Standards Raised:	9
Cursed Villages Purged:	2	Enchanted Armories Found:	7
Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	2	Void Gems Collected:	35
Backwards Speech Heard:	3	Falling into the Void:	2

Are you tired of being kicked out of your own room just to accommodate your relatives? Do you want a place where you can build your own kingdom without any interruptions? Look no further, join our Minecraft server and claim your virtual space now!

On our server, you won’t have to worry about dusty basements or uncomfortable mattresses. You can build the grandest castle, the tallest tower, or the craziest rollercoaster without anyone telling you to make room for someone else.

Forget about arguing with your parents, come join us and let your creativity run wild. Who needs a cramped house when you can have an entire virtual world to yourself? Join now and say goodbye to sharing your space with pesky relatives!

MommaDramaCraft

Afterpay, aita, bills, blowing up, DEBT, electrition, family, Fiance, Florida, gift card, long tail, mom, MommaDramaCraft, Needs, oil delivery, Priorities, RESPONSIBILITY, strict with money, Texting, Wants

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Players:	107/500	Votes:	7778
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Dragonfire Shields Forged:	6	Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	0
Cozy Campfires Lit:	7	Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	39
Arcane Towers Raised:	2	Players Killed by Monsters:	6769
Evil Portals Destroyed:	2	Gnome Villages Protected:	2
Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	3	Lost Souls Rescued:	3
Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	6	Secret Passages Found:	2
Immortal Anvils Forged:	10	Moonlit Rituals Performed:	6

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where priorities and responsibility come before wants… unless those wants involve building a giant wine cellar out of diamond blocks! 🍷💎

Join us and meet players like (F) 32, who put her whole life on pause to help her mom buy unnecessary things with gift cards from Afterpay. But don’t worry, her fiance (M) 35 is here to set things straight and teach everyone the difference between wants and needs.

Build your dream home, pay your bills on time, and maybe even help out an electrician who’s been waiting for payment for a year – all while enjoying a glass of virtual wine in your luxurious Minecraft mansion.

So come on in and join the fun – just make sure to prioritize responsibly, or you might end up with a virtual oil delivery every three weeks! 🤣🏠🍷

LifeLackingMC SMP

balance, Clarity, Contentment, Direction, fulfillment, growth, Happiness, joy, Life, LifeLackingMC, love, missing, motivation, Passion, Peace, purpose, Reflection, relationships, Self Discovery, self improvement, smp, success

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Players:	99/600	Votes:	9670
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	2	Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	21
Unseen Monsters Slain:	3	Dragonfire Shields Forged:	7
Enchanted Teapots Collected:	17	Werewolf Howls Heard:	1
Godly Talismans Bestowed:	11	Legendary Items Repaired:	7
Legendary Heroes Trained:	6	Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	6
Dragon Scales Harvested:	280	Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	6
Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	3	Goblin Markets Raided:	4

Bro, let me tell you, what’s missing in your life is this epic Minecraft SMP server! Like, bro, this server is so lit, you won’t even believe it. We got diamond rain falling from the sky, creepers that do the Macarena when you defeat them, and a secret underground club where all the mobs hang out and party.

But that’s not even the best part, bro. We have a secret hidden treasure chest that’s filled with unlimited stacks of enchanted golden apples. And get this, if you find it, you get to ride a unicorn around the server for a whole day. It’s like, the ultimate flex, bro.

Oh, and did I mention we have a pet dragon that shoots out fireworks instead of fire? Yeah, he’s pretty dope. And every Sunday, we have a massive PvP tournament where the winner gets a real-life diamond sword. Like, how crazy is that?

So, if you wanna join the most epic, insane, and totally bonkers Minecraft SMP server ever, hit me up, bro. You won’t regret it, I promise. Let’s go on this wild adventure together and make memories that will last a lifetime. YOLO, am I right?