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| Players: | 92/900 | Votes: | 3114 |
| Rating: | 4.2 / 5 | ||
| Ancient Ruins Explored: | 5 | Unicorn Parades Witnessed: | 3 |
| Ancient Dragons Awakened: | 1 | Darkness Engulfments Escaped: | 4 |
| Shadow Wolves Tamed: | 3 | Doomsday Clocks Constructed: | 0 |
| Infernal Machines Built: | 1 | Eldritch Abominations Befriended: | 0 |
| Treasure Maps Found: | 12 | Reality Warps Survived: | 0 |
| Hidden Villages Discovered: | 3 | Epic Bosses Defeated: | 4 |
| Vampire Cloaks Sewn: | 3 | Powerful Allies Recruited: | 7 |
Are you tired of spending your hard-earned emeralds on boring things like enchanted gear and potions? Join our wacky Minecraft SMP where the currency is actually slime balls because why not?
We have a secret underground slime farm run by a team of mischievous villagers who are always up to no good. They’ll trade you slime balls for the most ridiculous items like cooked chicken wearing a top hat or a diamond sword that sings show tunes.
But that’s not all! Our server is also home to a legendary treasure hunt where players must follow a trail of exploding sheep to find the hidden loot. Trust us, it’s worth it when you uncover a chest full of enchanted golden carrots that make you run faster than a speeding minecart.
So what are you waiting for? Come join our insane Minecraft SMP and start saving up your slime balls for the most absurd items you’ve ever seen. Who needs diamonds when you can have a pet creeper that tells jokes?
