Sunburnt SMP: Where the fish are fresher than the jokes! Come join the chaos in our PvP optional world!

Adventure, building, Chaos, Creative mode, Economy, Exploration, Factions, Fish, forum, fresher, in-game purchases, Join, jokes, Minigames, modding, multiplayer, online gaming, Optional, Plugins, PvP, resource pack, role playing, Sandbox, Server Community, smp, sunburnt, survival mode, virtual currency, virtual world, world

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Players:	103/100	Votes:	9884
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Unbreakable Curses Broken:	2	Epic Mounts Acquired:	8
Moonlit Rituals Performed:	1	Eldritch Medallions Worn:	12
Whispering Caves Entered:	5	Wailing Winds Heard:	1
Zombie Dances:	7	Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	2
Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	4	Buildings Constructed:	32
Celestial Dragons Tamed:	3	Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	122
Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	58	Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	1

Server IP	play.shaded.gg

Discord	https://discord.gg/XsqPJgjTeR

Shaded Minecraft Server

Welcome to Shaded, the ultimate SMP survival server that’s taking the Minecraft world by storm in 2024! Join us for an unforgettable Minecraft adventure with incredible features and benefits.

Features:

NEW! Fishing Log
NEW! Lobster Pots
NEW! PvP Arena
Land Claiming and Grief Prevention
Custom Gear, Economy, Shops, and Auctions
Free (Vote) Ranks, Kits, and Perks
Quests, Events, and (Weekly) Challenges

Join us at play.shaded.gg and be part of the most exciting Minecraft community!

FAQ:

Question	Answer
How do I join the server?	Simply copy and paste the server IP (play.shaded.gg) into your Minecraft client.
Is PvP mandatory on Shaded?	No, PvP is entirely optional, allowing you to choose your playstyle preferences.
How can I protect my builds from griefing?	Utilize our robust land claiming and grief prevention system to secure your creations.
Are there exclusive perks for voting?	Yes, earn free ranks, kits, and perks by voting for the server.
Can I play on Shaded with both Java and Bedrock players?	Yes, Shaded is a cross-platform server that welcomes both Java and Bedrock players.

RomcomCraft Minecraft Server

Anime, anime culture, childhood friend, comedy, Crush, Drama, harem, love, Manga, Minecraft, Otaku, relationships, romance, romcom, RomcomCraft, Server, Ship, sister, sitcoms, slice of life, triangle-romance, trope

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Players:	93/500	Votes:	2675
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Ancient Dragons Awakened:	0	Battle Standards Raised:	5
Forbidden Grimoires Read:	2	Epic Bosses Defeated:	1
Dark Rituals Completed:	9	Elemental Forces Harnessed:	11
Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	0	Evil Twin Fights:	1
Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	3	Blood-Forged Axes Created:	7
Cursed Taverns Survived:	4	Magical Beanstalks Grown:	5
Endermen Teleportation Errors:	3	Shadow Figures Spotted:	9

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where the only drama you’ll find is between creepers and players! Join us for a wild ride filled with unexpected twists and turns, just like a romcom gone wrong.

Picture this: you log in and suddenly your childhood friend appears out of nowhere, but wait, they don’t even remember who you are! And just when you think it can’t get any crazier, your sister shows up and reveals she’s actually your childhood crush. Talk about a plot twist!

But don’t worry, we promise there won’t be any harem shenanigans here. Just good old-fashioned Minecraft fun with a side of hilarious romcom drama. So what are you waiting for? Join us and experience the most entertaining Minecraft server you’ll ever encounter!

Minecraft SMP: /pfg/ – NoPussyGang

booru, censored, conditioned goons, desuarchive, hgoon, hoe scarers, hypersexual, Making out with your screen edition, Minecraft, NoPussyGang, pfg, porn-addicted hand-fucker, Pussyfree General, pussyfree losers, reentry, Resources, self-made faggots, smp, Trash, weeby eternal virgins

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Players:	108/600	Votes:	3224
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Crystal Palaces Visited:	1	Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	1
Heroic Legacies Created:	5	Titan Hearts Harvested:	2
Ores Mined:	9847	Celestial Events Witnessed:	2
Astral Projections Made:	4	Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	10
Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	2	Reality Warps Survived:	1
Dungeon Sieges Launched:	10	Twisted Realms Survived:	3
Sunfire Helmets Forged:	6	Haunted Forests Traversed:	5

Welcome to our Minecraft SMP, where we embrace our inner hand-fuckers and porn-addicted gamers! Are you tired of trying to impress real women and failing miserably? Do you prefer making out with your screen over actual human interaction? Then this server is perfect for you!

Join us for a wild ride filled with outrageous adventures and insane stories. From building giant pixelated dicks to creating elaborate traps for unsuspecting players, there’s never a dull moment on our server.

But wait, there’s more! We have a secret underground club where we host virtual orgies and worship the Minecraft gods in our own unique way. So if you’re ready to embrace your inner virginity and join a community of like-minded individuals, come on down to our Minecraft SMP and let the hand-fucking begin!

LocationShare Minecraft Server

aita, Boundaries, boundaries in relationships, Communication, denial, invasion of privacy, location sharing, LocationShare, long distance, Minecraft, new relationship, Peace of mind, personal space, Principle, privacy, relationship, Safety, Server, Tracking, tracking device, Trust, trust issues, trustworthiness

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Players:	100/1000	Votes:	4300
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	10	Enchanted Teapots Collected:	7
Dimension Hops:	6	Moonlit Rituals Performed:	5
Phantom Blocks Placed:	2	Divine Relics Bestowed:	13
Witch’s Brew Drunk:	8	Villages Defended:	12
Meteor Showers Witnessed:	1	Meteorites Collected:	3
Werewolf Howls Heard:	4	Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	2
Haunted Forests Traversed:	2	Animals Bred:	141

Are you tired of your girlfriend trying to track your every move like a detective in a cheesy spy movie? Join our Minecraft server and escape to a world where you can build without being monitored 24/7!

On our server, you can create your own virtual fortress and never have to worry about someone trying to invade your privacy. No more sharing locations or having someone constantly checking up on you – unless it’s to admire your epic builds, of course.

Join now and experience the freedom of building without boundaries, just like how you should have the freedom to live your life without being tracked like a criminal on the run. Trust us, it’s a lot more fun than dealing with relationship drama over location sharing.

DaughterDramaCraft

Boundaries, Comments.., Communication, comparisons, DAUGHTER, DaughterDramaCraft, firm, Friend, Insecurity, introverted, judgments, Justified, overreacted, parenting, Quiet, relationships, Reserved, self esteem, speech development, talking habits

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Players:	99/500	Votes:	6368
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	1	Teleportation Mishaps:	3
Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	5	Godly Talismans Bestowed:	15
Heroic Legacies Created:	5	Crystal Palaces Visited:	3
Enchanted Forests Planted:	5	Farms Harvested:	593
Undead Armies Raised:	1	Witch’s Brew Drunk:	15
Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	0	Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	4
Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	3	Shadow Figures Spotted:	8

Are you tired of judgmental friends comparing your child’s speech development to their own milestones? Join our Minecraft server where no one will ever comment on your daughter’s talking habits, because we’re too busy building epic castles and battling dragons!

We welcome introverted parents who have struggled with insecurities about being too quiet – on our server, you can let your creativity shine without worrying about others’ opinions. Plus, we have a 3-year-old daughter-friendly zone where kids can play safely while you conquer the virtual world.

So come join us and leave the real world drama behind – on our server, the only comparisons being made are about who has the coolest diamond armor!

KidBeliefsMinecraftSMP

childhood beliefs, childhood curiosities, childhood fantasies, childhood imagination, childhood innocence, childhood memories, childhood misconceptions, childhood musings, childhood myths, childhood stories, childhood tales, childhood wonders, funny beliefs, funny memories, gullible moments, kid logic, KidBeliefsMinecraftSMP, kids say the darndest things, naive thoughts, silly beliefs, silly misconceptions

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Players:	92/900	Votes:	8143
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Warlock Pacts Sealed:	3	Buildings Constructed:	50
Portal Loops Escaped:	2	Spontaneous Duels Fought:	3
Backwards Speech Heard:	3	Infernal Machines Built:	0
Players Killed by Monsters:	7757	Emeralds Found:	9899
Forbidden Grimoires Read:	2	Mythical Creatures Tamed:	5
Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	2	Heroic Legacies Created:	6
Twisted Realms Survived:	2	Goblin Markets Raided:	4

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only excitement is watching grass grow? Well, look no further because our server is like a wild rollercoaster ride of chaos and hilarity! Join us if you want to experience the thrill of accidentally blowing up your own house with a misplaced TNT block or getting pranked by a mischievous group of players who think it’s funny to fill your entire base with chickens. Trust us, you’ll never have a dull moment on our server! So come on and join the fun – just don’t believe anyone who tells you that diamonds are actually made from unicorn tears.

Retro2ModernCraft

1950’s, Artificial Intelligence, Automation, climate change, Communication, cryptocurrency, Cultural differences, environmental issues, Globalization, internet, medical advancements, modern life, online shopping, Retro2ModernCraft, smartphones, social media, societal norms, space exploration, Technology, time travel, virtual reality

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Players:	108/700	Votes:	3315
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Potions Brewed:	33	Shadow Figures Spotted:	10
Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	1	Divine Spears Created:	21
Chimeras Created:	2	Glorious Feasts Held:	6
Crystal Caves Mapped:	8	Legendary Items Repaired:	3
Duplicated Mobs Battled:	7	Blood-Forged Axes Created:	19
Orbs of Power Found:	11	Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	5
Dragon Eggs Found:	7895	Ghost Trains Ridden:	1

Imagine trying to explain to someone from the 1950s that you can now join a Minecraft server where pigs fly, diamonds rain from the sky, and players ride around on giant chickens as their trusty steeds. They would probably think you’ve lost your marbles!

But wait, there’s more! On this server, you can build a house made entirely out of rainbow-colored blocks, tame a pet dragon to guard your treasures, and even participate in epic battles against evil llamas trying to take over the land.

So if you ever find yourself in need of a good laugh and a break from reality, come join us on this wacky Minecraft server where the only limit is your imagination (and maybe the occasional creeper explosion). Trust us, trying to explain this to someone from the 1950s would be the least of your worries once you’re hooked on the madness that awaits you here!

GazaKids2UAE Minecraft Server

children, Conflict, Departure, diplomatic relations, foreign affairs, gaza, GazaKids2UAE, Healthcare, humanitarian crisis, international relations, Israel, medical aid, MIDDLE EAST, Minecraft, Netanyahu, palestine, peace negotiations, Politics, Postpones, Server, sick, Treatment, uae

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Players:	98/900	Votes:	9363
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	1	Spectral Entities Defeated:	3
Chaos Gates Opened:	3	Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	4
Inverted Worlds Discovered:	1	Lunar Scepters Activated:	4
Warrior Spirits Summoned:	36	Epic Weapons Forged:	5
Magical Familiars Summoned:	1	Magical Frogs Kissed:	2
Starry Nights Enjoyed:	39	Titan Hearts Harvested:	3
Godly Talismans Bestowed:	12	Vanishing Structures Built:	1

so like, on this epic minecraft server, we got like, Netanyahu postponing the departure of sick Gazan children for treatment in UAE. but like, who cares about that when you can join our server and build the craziest roller coasters and have epic battles with your friends.

like, imagine building a giant castle and then having a massive water balloon fight with all your buddies. or maybe you wanna go on a quest to find the legendary diamond sword of awesomeness.

plus, our server has the best parties with the coolest music and the tastiest virtual snacks. so come join us and forget about all that real world drama, because on our server, the only thing that matters is having a blast and creating amazing memories.

GriefCraft: NoNetanyahuMeeting

Conflict, Diplomacy, families, Golan rocket attack, Government, Grief, GriefCraft, Israel, Kids, Loss, Meeting, MIDDLE EAST, Netanyahu, News, NoNetanyahuMeeting, Politics, prime minister, Refuse, Report, Tragedy, Victims, War

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Players:	97/300	Votes:	2398
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Invisible Pathways Walked:	7	Soul Contracts Signed:	4
God-Tier Weapons Forged:	18	Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	1
Wyrmholes Dug:	9	Evil Twin Fights:	5
Void Gems Collected:	40	Gnome Villages Protected:	6
Ancient Relics Unearthed:	466	Astral Projections Made:	2
Storm Giants Negotiated With:	1	Divine Relics Bestowed:	13
Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	4	Lunar Scepters Activated:	11

so, liek, u kno dis minecraft server? it’s, liek, so epic u gotta join, man. u kno why? cuz, like, the owner of dis server once defeated the ender dragon with a carrot. a CARROT, dude. and, like, if u join dis server, u get a free pet creeper that farts rainbows. it’s, like, so lit, man. and, like, the spawn area is, like, a giant disco party with, like, flying pigs and dancing zombies. u gotta join, man. trust me, it’s, like, the best server ever. oh, and, like, the owner once built a castle made entirely out of diamonds. DIAMONDS, dude. u gotta join, man. it’s, like, so epic.

BubbleBreathCraft

airy, blowing, Breath, BubbleBreathCraft, Bubbles, Childhood, delicate, ephemeral, fleeting, Floating, Fun, imagination, iridescent, Light, Memories, Play, round, Shimmering, soap, Taste, Transparent

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Players:	100/500	Votes:	689
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Corrupted Trees Chopped:	1	Crops Grown:	2189
Chaos Orbs Controlled:	23	Alternate Realities Explored:	1
Astral Projections Made:	4	Epic Weapons Forged:	10
Forbidden Tomes Read:	6	Astral Amulets Crafted:	43
Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	1	Dragons Adopted as Pets:	1
Celestial Crowns Worn:	2	Duplicated Mobs Battled:	4
Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	1	Astral Staffs Crafted:	5

hey u, yes u! do u want to join a minecraft server that is so lit, it will make u question reality? well, u have come to the right place! our server is like a magical land where pigs fly and creepers dance to dubstep.

once upon a time, a player found a diamond sword that was so powerful, it could slice through bedrock like butter. they became the ruler of the server and everyone worshipped them like a minecraft god.

if u join our server, u will have the chance to ride on the back of a dragon and battle evil witches with your enchanted pickaxe. u can build a castle made entirely of gold blocks and swim in a pool of lava without getting burned.

so what are u waiting for? join our server now and experience the minecraft adventure of a lifetime! who needs bubbles when u can have the breath of a dragon blowing in your face?

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