early Alzheimer’s Minecraft Servers | New Minecraft Servers 2025

HouseFlipperMC

building a house, early Alzheimer’s, family home, family tension, Financial Advice, financial decisions, financial issues, Forever Home, fortunate circumstances, high taxes, HouseFlipperMC, inheritance tax, lovely house, planning and building, poor financial decisions, practical solution, selling the house, separate homes, tax reasons, wasted time and money

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Players:	104/300	Votes:	4002
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Gnome Villages Protected:	5	Enchanted Forests Planted:	4
Storm Giants Negotiated With:	2	Epic Bosses Defeated:	4
God-Tier Weapons Forged:	25	Backwards Speech Heard:	5
Towns Built:	7	Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	4
Cosmic Pies Baked:	5	Shadow Figures Spotted:	8
Hidden Villages Discovered:	3	Celestial Dragons Tamed:	1
Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	5	Wilderness Tamed:	19

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where everything is predictable and normal? Well, have we got the server for you! Join our server for the most outrageous and insane experience ever!

Picture this: you log on to the server and find yourself in the middle of a heated argument between your parents and your spouse about selling the house they were building for you. Your parents are pensioners facing high taxes, your dad has early Alzheimer’s, and there’s a whole drama about a pond in the yard. But wait, it gets even crazier – they plan to sell the house and buy you and your sister separate homes worth £1.3 million each! And all of this is happening in Minecraft!

Join our server for a wild ride of family drama, financial woes, and unexpected twists and turns. Who needs boring old survival mode when you can have all this drama and excitement? So come on, join us and experience the most insane Minecraft server you’ve ever seen!

Andy’s Minecraft Server: The Twisted Ending

#revelation, Abused, Andy, Andys, ASHLEY, BETRAYAL, Childhood, Dark, Evil, Game, Manipulation, Mark my words, Minecraft, misunderstood, plot twist, Psychological, Secrets, Server, Surprise, Suspense, Thriller, twist ending, Twisted, unexpected

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Players:	90/600	Votes:	6259
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Ancient Guardians Awoken:	2	Portal Loops Escaped:	1
Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	5	Duplicated Mobs Battled:	2
Cursed Diamonds Mined:	6	Hidden Passages Discovered:	8
Phoenix Feathers Found:	15	Rune Stones Activated:	6
Blood Moons Survived:	3	Wizards Turned into Frogs:	2
Inverted Worlds Discovered:	2	God-Killer Bows Constructed:	6
Towns Built:	10	Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	2

Join our Minecraft server for a wild ride filled with unexpected twists and turns! Who would have thought that Andy, the seemingly innocent player, would turn out to be the true villain all along? And poor Ashley, just a victim of her tragic past. But fear not, because on our server, anything is possible! From epic battles to heartwarming friendships, you never know what will happen next. So come on in and join the fun – just be prepared for the unexpected!

Minecraft SMP – /vrlg/ – Virtual Reality Lewd General #2126 – The Blocky Bonanza

Anime models, Avatar Resources, blocky, bonanza, Boy Meat, CoIP, ComboGestureExpressions, furry thread, general, lewd, lms, Male/boy model list, Minecraft, NSFWGogoLoco, OpenVR Advanced Settings, OSCGoesBrrr, PCs, Physbones tutorial, playspace mover, Poiyomi Pro, Real Ejaculate, Reality, smp, Speed Mating, SPS configurator, Tech, tierlist, VCC, virtual, virtual reality, VRC Fury, vrlg

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Players:	100/100	Votes:	3226
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Quantum Bards Serenaded:	3	Cozy Campfires Lit:	8
Divine Spears Created:	17	Wizards Turned into Frogs:	1
Endless Legions Commanded:	18	Sentient Weapons Trained:	5
Living Statues Befriended:	3	Dragon Eggs Hatched:	1
Legendary Items Repaired:	2	Moonlit Rituals Performed:	3
Goblin Armies Outwitted:	3	Enchantments Applied:	263
Evil Lairs Raided:	2	Heroic Legacies Created:	1

Welcome to our absolutely bonkers Minecraft SMP where the motto is “Virtual Reality, Real Ejaculate”! Join us for a wild ride filled with anime models, furry threads (if you can find them), and a whole lot of questionable resources.

Need a guide on avatars? We got you covered with VCC tutorials that will blow your mind (and maybe something else). Want to move your playspace like a pro? Check out OpenVR Advanced Settings and get ready to teleport like a boss.

But wait, there’s more! Simplify your toggles and animations with VRC Fury, set up SPS sockets automatically with Wholesome SPS configurator, and make some funny noises with Custom PCS and LMS. And don’t forget to enable various facial expressions with ComboGestureExpressions – because who doesn’t want to emote with their hands?

Feeling adventurous? Connect your CoIP devices with OSCGoesBrrr, get NSFW with NSFWGogoLoco for those 3 pointers, and update your shader game with Poiyomi Pro 9.0.40. And if you’re feeling extra frisky, give yourself some jiggling titties or a floppy cock with the Physbones tutorial – because why not?

Join us for upcoming events like Boy Meat on August 10th and Speed Mating™ on August 24th. It’s gonna be a blast, trust us.

So what are you waiting for? Dive into our crazy world of Minecraft madness and see where the virtual reality takes you. Just remember, things might get a little…unexpected.

NephewStinksNoMore

anger, aunt, body odor, body washes, deodorants, EMBARRASSMENT, Experience, family, growth spurt, hygiene, Instructions, nephew, NephewStinksNoMore, parents, products, puberty, School, self esteem, shopping, spending time, sprays

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Players:	99/900	Votes:	2587
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Meteorites Collected:	4	Enchantments Applied:	186
Magical Familiars Summoned:	4	Divine Scrolls Written:	5
Elemental Crystals Collected:	70	Endermen Teleportation Errors:	4
Dragon Eggs Found:	1329	Evil Lairs Raided:	7
Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	2	Chimeras Created:	3
Magic Crystals Found:	8	Warlock Pacts Sealed:	3
Unseen Monsters Slain:	4	Cursed Swords Broken:	2

Are you tired of being surrounded by stinky players on your Minecraft server? Well, look no further! Join our server and say goodbye to body odor for good!

We understand the struggles of puberty and body changes, which is why we offer a wide range of virtual deodorants, body washes, and sprays for your character to use. No more worrying about your virtual hygiene, we got you covered!

Join now and experience the transformation from stinky to stylish in the virtual world. Don’t let body odor hold you back from conquering the Minecraft universe. Say no to stink, say yes to our server!

ChaosCraft 1%

Anarchy, Bedlam, calamity, catastrophe, Chaos, ChaosCraft, Destruction, Disaster, DiSRuPtiON, Havoc, MAYHEM, Pandemonium, TURMOIL, upheaval

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Players:	102/100	Votes:	5418
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Shadow Realms Conquered:	1	Magic Wands Crafted:	6
Villages Defended:	6	Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	1
Underground Cities Explored:	3	Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	0
Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	27	Forbidden Tomes Read:	6
Spontaneous Duels Fought:	6	Phantom Knights Defeated:	2
Backwards Speech Heard:	4	Divine Relics Bestowed:	5
Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	16	God-Killer Bows Constructed:	8

Looking for a Minecraft server that will take your gaming experience to the next level? Look no further than our server, where adding just 1% to anything can cause total chaos!

Join us and watch as adding 1% more TNT to your explosions turns your peaceful village into a crater-filled wasteland. Or add 1% more creepers to the game and see your friends run for their lives as they’re bombarded by green, hissing monsters.

But that’s not all – on our server, adding 1% more diamonds to your inventory will actually turn them into explosive diamond blocks that will blow up everything in a 10-block radius. And don’t even get us started on what happens when you add 1% more lava to a volcano… let’s just say things get heated real quick.

So if you’re looking for a Minecraft server that will keep you on your toes and constantly laughing at the chaos unfolding around you, join us today! Just be prepared for the unexpected – because on our server, even adding just 1% can lead to total madness.

PutinPartyInMexico

arrest, Arrest warrant, controversy, diplomatic relations, extradition, foreign affairs, Government, international politics, mexico, Négotiation, political tension, president, putin, PutinPartyInMexico, rejection, Request, russia, SOVEREIGNTY, summit, Ukraine, Visit

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Players:	110/800	Votes:	2418
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Animals Bred:	89	Ethereal Couriers Hired:	4
Starry Nights Enjoyed:	13	Unholy Beasts Tamed:	1
Phantom Rings Equipped:	17	Mythical Swords Crafted:	75
Celestial Gardens Planted:	2	Dragons Adopted as Pets:	1
New Chunks Explored:	823999	Forbidden Tomes Read:	2
Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	1	Meteor Showers Witnessed:	1
Bizarre Potions Brewed:	16	Whispering Caves Entered:	2

so, like, imagine this epic minecraft server where we got mexican officials tryna arrest putin from russia while he’s on vacation in ukraine. like, what even is happening, right? but yo, on this server, we got crazy events like this happenin’ all the time. you never know what’s gonna go down next, it’s like a rollercoaster of chaos and madness. join us if you wanna experience the most outrageous and unpredictable minecraft server out there. trust me, you won’t regret it. let’s get this party started, baby!

CraftyCannaLand: No Rx Stim Boost

association, Boost, cannabis and schizophrenia, cannabis policies, controversial link, CraftyCannaLand, legalization, new study, no contribution, prescription stimulants, prior research, recreational cannabis, recreational cannabis legalization, recreational cannabis policies, research, Rising, schizophrenia, state policies, stim, stimulant distribution, Usa

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Players:	109/400	Votes:	872
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Legendary Scepters Created:	2	Falling into the Void:	3
Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	4	Players Killed by Monsters:	2371
Sunfire Helmets Forged:	2	Dragons Tamed:	6
Ancient Relics Unearthed:	343	Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	1
Cursed Diamonds Mined:	6	Endless Staircases Climbed:	1
Shadow Daggers Crafted:	26	Magical Moments Shared:	17
Goblin Armies Outwitted:	3	Enchanted Armories Found:	6

come join our epic minecraft server where we blaze it up like a recreational cannabis party every day! no need for prescription stimulants cuz we’re too busy building epic castles and mining for diamonds. forget about that controversial link between cannabis and schizophrenia, we’re all about good vibes and pixelated adventures. our state-of-the-art recreational cannabis policies will have you crafting like a pro in no time. so grab your pickaxe and join us for a wild ride through the blocky world of minecraft!

Funny Fonnexia Network: Now with 1.21 times the craziness!

ChatGames, Crates, Craziness, Custom Items, develop, Discord, discord server, everyday, Fonnexia, Fonnexia.se, funny, improve, Ip:, MCMMO, Network, Play, Server, Swedish, Swedish server, Swedish towny-server, Times, Tokens, Towny Server, welcome

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Players:	106/600	Votes:	9037
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Shadow Realms Conquered:	2	Mythical Swords Crafted:	71
Haunted Chests Opened:	9	Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	1
Unbreakable Curses Broken:	2	Eerie Music Discs Played:	5
Forgotten Legends Remembered:	9	Shadow Wolves Tamed:	2
Warlock Pacts Sealed:	2	Mystical Amulets Crafted:	31
Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	3	Chaos Gates Opened:	0
Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	21	Infernal Machines Built:	1

Description	Information
Server Name	Fonnexia
Server Location	Sweden
Features	Towny mcMMO Jobs Custom items Crates Chatgames Tokens
IP	Fonnexia.se
Discord	https://discord.gg/tbTBApJpqd

FAQ

1. Can I join the server if I don’t speak Swedish?

Yes, everyone is welcome to play on our server regardless of language.

2. How can I create or join a town?

To create or join a town, you can use the Towny plugin in-game. Simply follow the instructions provided in the plugin menu.

3. Are there any custom items on the server?

Yes, we have custom items available for players to use. These items may have unique abilities or attributes.

4. Can I earn Tokens on the server?

Yes, you can earn Tokens through various activities on the server such as completing quests, participating in events, or winning competitions.

5. Are there any specific rules I need to follow on the server?

Yes, we have a set of rules in place to ensure a positive and fair gaming environment for all players. You can find the rules listed on our Discord server or in-game.

MatzahCraft Minecraft Server

anti-semitism, communism, controversy, Conversion, Deception, discussion, education, extremism, Future, Ideology, Jewish, Lies, Manipulation, MatzahCraft, Minecraft, National Socialism, power, Propaganda, Pseudo-Intellectuals, racism, Radicalism, scheming, Server

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Players:	101/800	Votes:	8464
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Phantom Blocks Placed:	9	Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	28
Ether Blades Crafted:	8	Mineshafts Explored:	5
Legendary Items Repaired:	3	Hidden Villages Discovered:	2
Secret Libraries Discovered:	3	Chimeras Created:	4
Hedge Mazes Navigated:	8	Cozy Campfires Lit:	10
Forbidden Grimoires Read:	7	Dragonkin Hatched:	4
Zombie Dances:	0	Demonic Pacts Formed:	2

Are you tired of dealing with Jewish Pseudo-Intellectuals trying to brainwash you into communism on other Minecraft servers? Look no further! Our server is the only place where you can safely discuss the powerful ideology of national socialism without fear of being silenced by the (((teaching))) types. Join us for a wild ride of absurdity and outrageousness as we navigate through the wacky world of Minecraft with a sprinkle of conspiracy theories and a dash of humor. So come on, join us and let’s show those scheming intellectuals who’s boss in the virtual world!

SMPdown – The Ding Dong Diddly Minecraft SMP

CANCELLED, cancelled game, cancelled release, cancelled sIopdown, cancelled video game, diddly, DING, Ding Dong, ding dong diddly, ding dong diddly meme, ding dong diddly reaction, dong, gaming cancellation, Gaming Community, gaming industry, Gaming news, Minecraft, sIopdown, sIopdown controversy, sIopdown drama, sIopdown memes, smp, SMPdown, video game, video game cancellation

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Players:	100/400	Votes:	958
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Magic Scrolls Discovered:	9	Heavenly Choirs Heard:	4
Sunfire Helmets Forged:	4	Players Killed by Monsters:	3487
Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	3	Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	2
Rainbows Spotted:	5	Treasure Maps Found:	3
Glitched Entities Encountered:	3	Dimension Hops:	12
Magic Items Found:	6324	Living Statues Befriended:	3
Mines Excavated:	2326	Whispering Caves Entered:	5

Are you tired of boring old SMPs where the only excitement is mining for diamonds and building basic structures? Well, look no further because our server is the place to be! Why join us, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little story.

Once upon a time, on a server far, far away, there was a player named Bob. Bob was just minding his own business, tending to his crops, when suddenly a herd of creepers descended upon his farm. But instead of blowing up his precious crops, they started breakdancing and singing “Creeper, aw man!” Bob was so entertained that he decided to join in and soon enough, they formed a creeper dance crew that took the server by storm.

If that’s not enough to convince you, how about the fact that our server is home to a secret underground disco club run by none other than a group of dancing skeletons? You haven’t lived until you’ve seen a skeleton bust a move to some funky beats.

So come join us on our server and experience the wackiest, wildest adventures in all of Minecraft. Who needs sIopdown when you can have a ding dong diddly good time with us?

FloatieGoggleFun Minecraft Server

arm floaties, child development, FloatieGoggleFun, goggles, Grandparents, Minecraft, natural skills, overprotective, parental concerns, parenting, pool accidents, pool safety, pool supervision, regression, Safety concerns, Server, strong swimmer, swim classes, swimming, swimming instructor, swimming skills, water safety

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Players:	102/900	Votes:	4573
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Vanishing Items Found:	6	Haunted Chests Opened:	9
Celestial Blades Sharpened:	10	Dragons Tamed:	1
Evil Lairs Raided:	3	Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	5
Pirate Ships Captured:	3	Divine Scrolls Written:	20
Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	3	Living Shadows Defeated:	3
Epic Quests Completed:	22	Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	2
Corrupted Trees Chopped:	2	Talking Trees Consulted:	6

Looking for a Minecraft server that’s as wild as your in-laws putting floaties and goggles on your daughter every time she goes swimming? Look no further! Our server is so crazy, we don’t even allow floaties or goggles in-game because we want you to swim freely like a Minecraft fish!

Join us and experience the thrill of navigating through pixelated waters without any safety gear, just like your daughter’s grandparents! Who needs arm floaties when you can have virtual blocks to hold onto? And forget about goggles, the pixelated sun is so bright, you won’t need them anyway!

So come on over and dive into our server where the only thing floating will be your character in the water, no floaties required! Don’t be an overprotective parent like in the real world, join us and swim dangerously in the world of Minecraft!