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””Fauna = loser?” Minecraft SMP”

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Players:	108/800	Votes:	4033
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Mineshafts Explored:	4	Fabled Crowns Discovered:	10
Parallel Universes Unraveled:	2	Mythical Quests Completed:	16
Astral Staffs Crafted:	9	Haunted Chests Opened:	8
Celestial Gardens Planted:	8	Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	151
Ores Mined:	5596	Paranormal Events Investigated:	3
Werewolf Howls Heard:	5	Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	4
Enchanted Teapots Collected:	14	Dimensional Rifts Closed:	0

Are you tired of being the only member on your Minecraft SMP who hasn’t hit 1 million subs yet? Well, look no further, because on our server, even Baelz has reached that milestone! Join now before your graduation becomes just a sad attempt to save face. We have crazy adventures, epic builds, and a community that will make you feel like a Minecraft superstar. So what are you waiting for? Join us and let’s conquer the Minecraft world together!

Crafty Drug Feels Minecraft Server

Crafty, DRUG, drugfeel, Feels, French, French Culture, French girls, French heritage., French History, French Identity, French nationalism, French patriotism, French pride, French resistance, French Revolution, French society, guerrilla war, Invaders, legal drugs, Minecraft, Potion, Server, true France, waterloo

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Players:	101/100	Votes:	3443
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Twisted Realms Survived:	3	Mythical Relics Collected:	13
Herobrine Sightings:	5	Unique Catgirls Spotted:	11
Lunar Scepters Activated:	6	Love Letters Sent:	6
Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	6	Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	3
Phantom Knights Defeated:	9	Secret Libraries Discovered:	1
Corrupted Trees Chopped:	4	Horror Stories Survived:	1
Haunted Chests Opened:	4	Lost Cities Unearthed:	5

Join our Minecraft server and experience the epic battle of Waterloo like never before! Play as a French girl warrior and fight off the invaders with your potion-making skills. Plus, on our server, all drugs are legal just like in the true France – so get ready for some wild adventures! Who knew Minecraft could be so historically accurate and crazy at the same time? Come join us and be a part of the French resistance like never before!

The Game Award’s Chosen Minecraft SMP Victors

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Players:	104/400	Votes:	795
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	12	Haunted Chests Opened:	2
Mythical Quests Completed:	19	Legendary Scepters Created:	2
Shattered Realms Restored:	0	Void Armor Forged:	28
Forgotten Legends Remembered:	7	Arcane Towers Raised:	2
Eldritch Medallions Worn:	7	Titan Hearts Harvested:	2
Ancient Dragons Awakened:	0	Magic Items Found:	8712
Eerie Music Discs Played:	6	Legendary Items Repaired:	4

Are you tired of being robbed of your rightful victory in The Game Awards every year? Well, fear not, because on our Minecraft SMP, YOU are the ultimate winner! Join us and experience a world where the only award that matters is the one you give yourself for building the most epic roller coaster or creating the most ridiculous redstone contraption. Plus, rumor has it that the winner of our monthly building competition gets a real-life trophy made out of diamond blocks! So why settle for The Game Awards when you can be the true champion of our insane Minecraft world? Join us now and start your journey to glory!

⭐⭐⭐TOPMINE🚀SURVIVAL🚀MINI-GAMES⭐⭐⭐ Minecraft server

2b2t, Amongus, Anarchy, Antispam, Arenas, Auto-mine, Bedwars, brawl stars, Cases, Casino, Cities, Clans, club, Falsebookic, Fishing, Floodprotect, fp help, Griefersky, hotb43fd help, Hypixelpets, Jobs, Magic, Mini Games, Mob rocking, Murdermystery, Parkour, Pets, Shop, Skypvp, Skywars, Starter Kit, Survival, the hunger games, Uralpassport, Vampirism, Weddings

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Players:	97/500	Votes:	1730
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Curse of Binding Applied:	5	Living Statues Befriended:	3
Teleportation Mishaps:	3	Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	17
Invisible Walls Found:	3	Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	1
Mythical Quests Completed:	39	Warrior Spirits Summoned:	19
Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	2	Immortal Potions Brewed:	6
Dragon Scales Harvested:	252	Villages Defended:	6
Buildings Constructed:	38	Wilderness Tamed:	7

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⚡ Versions: we support versions from 1.8 to the latest

⚡ Free donation: Get it from /free! Plus secret Easter eggs and hidden gifts.

⚡ Lag-free gameplay: Smooth gameplay on a powerful server.

⚡ Rewards for time: Receive bonuses for activity, with a rating of the best players.

⚡ Modes to choose from: BedWars, SkyPvP, SkyWars, The Hunger Games, Griefersky, MurderMystery, AmongUS, Brawl Stars, 2b2t, Anarchy, Survival, Homeless Survival.

⚡ Clans and arenas: Create a clan, fight for the top and capture arenas.

⚡ Entertainment: Parkour, Casino, Mob rocking, Fishing, Club, Weddings, Things of God.

⚡ No wipes: The world of donors is protected from wipes, save your achievements.

⚡ Filming with YouTubers and 5+ years of stable work.

⭐ TopMine is the perfect place for Minecraft players with unique modes and exciting activities. Come in and enjoy the thoughtful gameplay with your friends!

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Genre-Killer Anime Minecraft Server

Anime, forever.., genre, GenreKiller, Killed, ln+, long tail, Manga, Minecraft, Server, tags

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Players:	94/100	Votes:	9577
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	5	Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	0
Phantom Blocks Placed:	3	Titan Hearts Harvested:	5
Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	0	Phantom Knights Defeated:	6
Moonlit Rituals Performed:	7	Ether Blades Crafted:	13
Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	1	Runic Tablets Deciphered:	50
Eldritch Scrolls Read:	7	Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	1
Teleportation Mishaps:	4	Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	2

Are you tired of boring, generic anime, manga, and light novels that all blend together in a sea of mediocrity? Well, look no further because our Minecraft server is here to save the day! Join us and experience a world where anime, manga, and LN have been taken to the next level – literally!

On our server, you can fight off hordes of evil demons with your trusty magical girl wand, team up with your favorite waifus and husbandos to build the ultimate fortress, and even ride on the back of a giant mecha while battling it out in epic PvP battles. But beware, because the stakes are high and the consequences are real – if you die in the game, you die in real life (just kidding, but wouldn’t that be crazy?).

So come on down to our server and say goodbye to the anime/manga/LN that killed the genre forever. Here, the only thing getting killed is your boredom!

Caged Rat Detox Minecraft SMP

Cage, Caged, coping mechanisms, depression, Detox, emotional wellbeing, ISOLATION, Loneliness, mental health, mental health awareness, mental health support, mental illness, Minecraft, rat, realization, seeking help, SELF AWARENESS, self harm, self reflection, self-destructive behavior, smp, social media, SUICIDE

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Players:	96/800	Votes:	2003
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Eerie Music Discs Played:	1	Celestial Events Witnessed:	3
Meteor Showers Witnessed:	3	Elemental Temples Cleansed:	1
Crystal Caves Mapped:	6	Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	43
Magical Frogs Kissed:	2	Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	6
Phoenix Feathers Found:	15	Mystical Amulets Crafted:	39
Starry Nights Enjoyed:	39	Astral Staffs Crafted:	14
Mythical Quests Completed:	39	Ancient Guardians Awoken:	2

Welcome to our Minecraft SMP where the only thing more chaotic than the mobs at night are the players during the day! Join us for a wild ride filled with epic builds, crazy pranks, and more drama than a reality TV show.

Our server is so lit that even the creepers are dropping mixtapes! And don’t even get us started on the villagers – they’re like the Kardashians of the Minecraft world, always causing drama and gossip.

But the real reason you should join our SMP? Well, let’s just say that one time a player accidentally turned their entire base into a giant potato farm and now they’re known as the Potato King. True story.

So come on, what are you waiting for? Join us and see if you can survive the madness that is our Minecraft SMP. Just be prepared for anything – because on this server, anything can happen.

Blocky Booty Minecraft Server

anal sex, blocky, BOOTY, comfort, Communication, Connection, Curiosity, desire, emotional, Experience, Exploration, Intimacy, Minecraft, nerves, PENETRATION, Physical, Pleasure, Sensation, Sensitive, Server, sex, stimulation, taboo

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Players:	98/700	Votes:	8452
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Dragon Eggs Found:	6473	Enchanted Armories Found:	6
Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	1	Demonic Pacts Formed:	2
Wailing Winds Heard:	2	Emeralds Found:	2975
Evil Lairs Raided:	4	Whispering Caves Entered:	6
Legendary Scepters Created:	7	Paranormal Events Investigated:	3
Living Shadows Defeated:	1	Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	3
Celestial Beings Befriended:	5	Godly Talismans Bestowed:	14

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers that don’t have any excitement or adventure? Well, look no further because our server is the wildest ride you’ll ever experience! Join us for a non-stop party where anything goes, including answering life’s most burning questions like “What does anal sex feel like?” Trust us, you’ll never look at Minecraft the same way again after joining our server. So come on, dive into the unknown and let your imagination run wild with us!

Minecraft SMP – /hdg/ – Hell Divers General

3rd person shooter, alien insects, co-op, contested planets, Democracy Space Station, divers, Galaxy, general, hdg, Hell, Helldivers, Helldivers General, information resources, Latest Patch, Liberation, Magicka, Minecraft, News, Omens of Tyranny, Patch, PC, procedurally generated, PS5, PvE, Robots, smp, spread democracy, squad-based, time limit, Top-down Shooter, Truth Enforcers, Urban Legends

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Players:	95/900	Votes:	2853
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Mystery Villagers Spotted:	5	Arcane Towers Raised:	3
Villages Defended:	8	Meteorites Collected:	2
Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	21	Mineshafts Explored:	1
God-Tier Weapons Forged:	48	Lava Oceans Crossed:	3
Corrupted Trees Chopped:	5	Cozy Campfires Lit:	19
Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	8	Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	5
Players Killed by Monsters:	1853	Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	7

Welcome to the most chaotic Minecraft SMP you’ll ever encounter! Our server is like no other, filled with alien insects and robots ready to take over the galaxy. But fear not, because it’s your job to Spread Democracy and liberate planets one block at a time.

Join us as we wage war against the forces of evil, completing insane objectives in procedurally generated areas while racing against the clock. With enough successful operations, we can liberate entire planets and maybe even the entire galaxy – no pressure, right?

But that’s not all! Our server is filled with outrageous stories and insane adventures waiting for you to uncover. From the Truth Enforcers to the Urban Legends, there’s never a dull moment on our Minecraft SMP.

So what are you waiting for? Grab your pickaxe, gather your squad, and join us in the most epic battle for democracy that Minecraft has ever seen. Trust us, you won’t regret it – unless you’re afraid of a little alien invasion, that is.

Holy Moly Minecraft Server

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Players:	101/200	Votes:	5744
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Celestial Blades Sharpened:	5	Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	2
Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	4	Necronomicon Pages Collected:	2
Enchanted Armories Found:	3	Cursed Villages Purged:	2
Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	5	Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	58
Glitched Entities Encountered:	2	Votes:	2280
Ancient Ruins Explored:	5	Rune Stones Activated:	12
Cursed Lands Purified:	6	Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	10

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers that don’t celebrate holidays in style? Well, look no further because on our server, we take holiday aesthetics to a whole new level! Picture this: on Christmas, our entire server transforms into a winter wonderland with snowmen, Christmas trees, and even Santa Claus himself flying around on a sleigh pulled by reindeer! And don’t even get me started on Halloween – our server becomes a haunted mansion filled with spooky surprises and trick-or-treating zombies! So if you want to experience holidays like never before, join our server and get ready for some seriously festive fun!

Fries Your Brain with High Frequency Waves Directly into Your Minecraft SMP

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Players:	103/600	Votes:	5440
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	13	Whispering Caves Entered:	4
Dragon Eggs Found:	9083	Rune Stones Activated:	10
Ethereal Couriers Hired:	4	Dark Rituals Completed:	4
Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	0	Vanishing Items Found:	6
Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	5	Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	179
Epic Bosses Defeated:	2	Royal Decrees Issued:	2
Shadow Daggers Crafted:	23	Forbidden Grimoires Read:	2

Welcome to the most chaotic Minecraft SMP you’ll ever experience! Our server is like a rollercoaster ride through the twisted minds of our players.

Join us if you want to witness epic battles between players armed with nothing but potatoes and carrots. Watch as our resident prankster turns everyone’s houses into giant pink flamingos while riding a llama named Larry.

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to the legendary Ender Chicken, a beast so powerful it can lay explosive eggs that will blow up anything in its path. Will you be brave enough to challenge this feathered fiend?

So come on and join us if you dare. Just be prepared to have your brain fried with high frequency waves directly into your ear canal. Nothing personnel, kid.