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NostalgicCraft

bittersweet memories, cherished memories, childhood friends, childhood games, childhood home, childhood memories, family traditions, family vacations, favorite toys, happy times, Nostalgia, NostalgicCraft, old movies, old photographs, past experiences, past relationships, Reminiscing, sentimental feelings, sentimental moments, sentimental objects, Vintage music

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Players:	108/200	Votes:	4190
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	42	Astral Amulets Crafted:	26
Forbidden Tomes Read:	4	Magical Moments Shared:	18
Ancient Relics Unearthed:	398	Divine Scrolls Written:	25
Wyrmholes Dug:	7	Meteorites Collected:	0
Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	2	Mines Excavated:	3383
Mysterious Portals Opened:	17	Titan Hearts Harvested:	5
Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	9	Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	2

Remember the good ol’ days of playing Minecraft for hours on end, building epic structures and battling mobs? Well, our server will transport you back to those simpler times, where the only thing you have to worry about is creepers blowing up your house.

Join our server for a chance to relive your childhood memories and make new ones with a community of players who are just as obsessed with Minecraft as you are. Need a break from the real world? Escape to our virtual realm where you can mine for diamonds, tame wolves, and ride pigs into battle.

But wait, there’s more! Our server is home to the legendary Ender Dragon, who has been known to challenge players to epic duels for the chance to win rare loot. And rumor has it that Herobrine himself lurks in the shadows, waiting to test your skills in a battle of wits and strength.

So what are you waiting for? Join our server today and embark on a journey filled with nostalgia, adventure, and maybe even a few laughs along the way. Who knows, you might even uncover the secrets of the elusive Notch and become a Minecraft legend in your own right.

PixelPotionCraft

#sustainability, beauty industry, deodorants, environmental impact, hand-sanitizers, leave-on cosmetic products, lipsticks, marine life, microbeads, microplastics, moisturisers, personal care products, PixelPotionCraft, plastic particles, plastic pollution, Pollution, regulators, research, skincare, Sunscreens, synthetic ingredients

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Players:	90/800	Votes:	4367
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Enchanted Armories Found:	9	Haunted Mines Explored:	3
Epic Bosses Defeated:	0	God-Killer Bows Constructed:	3
Crops Grown:	3039	Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	6
Divine Spears Created:	22	Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	3
Invisible Walls Found:	2	Ancient Relics Unearthed:	82
Werewolf Howls Heard:	5	Dungeon Sieges Launched:	10
Potions Brewed:	166	Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	2

So, like, u ever been playin’ Minecraft and think to yourself, “man, I really wish there were more microplastics in this game”? Well, do I have the server for you! We got all the leave-on cosmetic and personal care products you could ever want, from sunscreen to lipstick, all filled with those tiny plastic bits that make your skin feel oh so smooth. Join now for a chance to craft your very own plastic-infused armor and weapons, perfect for slaying dragons and creepers alike. Who needs diamonds when you can have microplastics, amirite? So come on down to our server and get ready to glow like a shiny, plastic-covered diamond in the rough.

Royal Kingdom Minecraft Server

adoration, AUTHORITY, Bow Down., crown, homage, King, Kingdom, loyalty, Majesty, Minecraft, MONARCH, obedience, Regal, Respect, reverence, royal, Royalty, Ruler, Server, SOVEREIGNTY, Submission, Supremacy, Throne, Worship

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Players:	106/700	Votes:	318
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Rainbows Spotted:	3	Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	2
Unseen Monsters Slain:	1	Pirate Ships Raided:	0
Divine Relics Bestowed:	13	Chimeras Created:	4
Endless Legions Commanded:	30	Portal Loops Escaped:	1
Fairy Circles Danced In:	12	Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	4
Dragon Eggs Found:	7632	Astral Mages Summoned:	2
Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	3	Animals Bred:	155

Are you tired of being a lowly peasant in other Minecraft servers? Well, bow down to the king on our server and become a noble in no time! Our king is a llama named Larry who rules with an iron hoof and a fluffy attitude. Join our server and participate in epic llama jousting tournaments to win Larry’s favor and become his royal advisor.

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to a secret underground society of dancing chickens who have perfected the art of the chicken dance. Join them in their feathered festivities and learn their ancient chicken dance rituals to gain their trust and unlock hidden chicken-themed treasures.

And if that’s not enough to convince you, we also have a group of mischievous pandas who have taken over the server’s economy and are constantly causing chaos with their bamboo black market. Join forces with them to pull off daring heists and become the richest player on the server.

So what are you waiting for? Bow down to the king, dance with the chickens, and join the panda mafia on our server for the wildest Minecraft experience of your life!

/SMP/ – Space Marine 2 General

Battle Brothers, bugs, codes, Community, Developer Q&A, Dude Wall, epic online services, focus entertainment, general, jolly coop squad, Jolly Cooperation, Lore, lore wiki, Marine, MATCHMAKING.., Patch 3.0, PvP, ROADMAP, smp, Space, space marine 2, Steam, Submission, warhammer 40k

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Players:	103/500	Votes:	9544
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	5	Immortal Potions Brewed:	10
Crystal Palaces Visited:	1	Mystic Runes Engraved:	2
Blood Moons Survived:	2	Lost Artifacts Recovered:	2
Epic Mounts Acquired:	6	Meteorites Collected:	4
Legendary Scepters Created:	3	Dungeon Sieges Launched:	5
Fabled Crowns Discovered:	4	Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	2
Arcane Towers Raised:	3	Phantom Blocks Placed:	3

Welcome to the most epic Minecraft SMP you’ll ever experience! Join us for a wild ride filled with gentlemanly toasts, outrageous battles, and jolly cooperation with your battle brothers.

In this server, you’ll embark on quests to defeat the Ender Dragon while sipping on virtual tea and discussing the latest patch updates. Need a break from the action? Dive into our lore section filled with stories that will make your head spin faster than a creeper explosion.

But wait, there’s more! Join our steam group for jolly coop/PvP sessions and exchange secret codes like a true warrior. And if you encounter any matchmaking issues, fear not! Our dedicated team of developers will guide you back to the main menu faster than you can say “diamond pickaxe.”

So grab your sword, put on your armor, and get ready for the craziest Minecraft adventure of your life. Join us now and become a part of the legendary Dude Wall – where only the bravest and most hilarious players dare to tread. See you in the game, fellow warriors!

BlockParty Minecraft Server

abusive relationships, blockparty, communication breakdown, dealing with children, disrespectful behavior., emotional boundaries, emotional moment., emotional outburst, Emotional support, emotional trauma, family conflict, family dynamics, family gathering, family tension, Grieving Process, handling emotions, Minecraft, parenting, personal boundaries, Server, sibling relationships, sibling rivalry, yelling at kids

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Players:	96/600	Votes:	1708
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Blood Moons Survived:	2	Titan Hearts Harvested:	5
Cuddly Creatures Pet:	22	Elemental Crystals Collected:	93
Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	3	Void Armor Forged:	28
Alien Abductions:	2	Glitched Entities Encountered:	5
Cursed Lands Purified:	10	Infinity Stones Found:	1
Epic Bosses Defeated:	0	Chaos Orbs Controlled:	18
Meteorites Collected:	3	Astral Projections Made:	2

Looking for a Minecraft server that’s as crazy as your family gatherings? Look no further! Join our server for a wild ride filled with drama, emotional moments, and screaming kids with their pants down (wait, what?).

Experience the thrill of trying to watch a slideshow while kids are dancing around and screaming, just like the chaos at your parent’s house. And don’t worry, we have plenty of emotional moments to go around – like when your mom starts crying while showing pictures of the dog at the vet.

But that’s not all! Get ready for some intense family dynamics, like when your sister accuses you of being emotionally immature while she leaves her dog with your parents and criticizes your life choices. And let’s not forget the classic family argument where you end up being the event ruiner for telling the kids to shut up (oops).

So if you’re looking for a Minecraft server that’s as chaotic and unpredictable as your own family, join us now! Who needs therapy when you have this server, am I right?

CraftyDrunkWifeFTW

alcoholism, Boundaries, Communication, CraftyDrunkWifeFTW, deaths in family, Emotional support, functioning alcoholic, household chores, Kids, lazy husband, Marriage, mental health, Moving, parenting, personal growth, relationships, responsibilities, self reflection, self-care, stay at home parent, unreasonable expectations

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Players:	97/400	Votes:	9593
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Enchanted Forests Planted:	5	Unique Catgirls Spotted:	2
Love Letters Sent:	10	Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	2
Necronomicon Pages Collected:	7	Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	3
Forbidden Doors Opened:	3	Warlock Amulets Crafted:	18
Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	2	Heroic Legacies Created:	5
Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	33	Haunted Chests Opened:	1
Divine Scrolls Written:	15	Titan Hearts Harvested:	4

Are you tired of raising a man-child? Do you want a break from doing everything around the house and for your kids? Look no further, join our Minecraft server where you can escape reality and build your own virtual paradise!

On our server, you can let out all your frustrations by demolishing blocks and creating your own world where you are the ultimate ruler. No more unreasonable expectations from your husband, just pure creative freedom!

Plus, with our virtual economy, you can earn virtual currency by completing tasks and challenges. Use this currency to buy virtual drinks at our virtual bar and forget all your real-life problems.

So come join us on our Minecraft server and leave all your worries behind. Let your inner child come out and play, because here, you’re the boss!

MythicalSMPPlayer23

Creature, dream, FANTASY, folklore, imagination, legend, MAGICAL, mystical, mythical abilities, mythical animal, mythical being, mythical creature, mythical form, mythical identity, mythical powers, mythical realm, mythical transformation, mythical world, MythicalSMPPlayer23, Supernatural

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Players:	103/500	Votes:	7331
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	5	Forbidden Grimoires Read:	7
Chaos Orbs Controlled:	25	Mineshafts Explored:	3
Enchanted Teapots Collected:	5	Eternal Flames Captured:	3
Elemental Crystals Collected:	87	Celestial Events Witnessed:	2
Legendary Items Repaired:	6	Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	3
Titanic Relics Retrieved:	4	Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	1
Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	6	Magic Wands Crafted:	20

Are you tired of being just a boring old human in Minecraft? Well, on our server, you can be anything you want, even a mythical creature! Join us and unleash your inner dragon, unicorn, or even a sassy gnome with a penchant for pranking other players.

Our server is not just about building and surviving, it’s about living out your wildest fantasies in pixelated form. Want to ride a flying pig into battle? Sure, why not! How about turning into a mermaid and exploring the depths of the ocean? Go for it!

But beware, not all mythical creatures are friendly. You might encounter a sneaky leprechaun trying to steal your diamonds, or a mischievous fairy leading you on a wild goose chase. It’s all part of the fun on our server.

So, if you’re ready to unleash your inner mythical creature and embark on the craziest adventures Minecraft has ever seen, join us now! Who knows, you might even discover a hidden realm where unicorns play poker with zombies. The possibilities are endless!

BlockyBreakups

Abuse, BlockyBreakups, Cheating, Communication Issues, controlling behavior, dealbreaker, dishonesty, Disrespect, incompatible values, Infidelity, lack of communication, lack of effort, lack of emotional connection, lack of respect, Manipulation, neglect, red flags, relationship, toxic behavior, Trust

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Players:	94/700	Votes:	3768
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Treasure Maps Found:	15	Celestial Dragons Tamed:	2
Epic Battles Fought:	11	Mythical Swords Crafted:	44
Unholy Beasts Tamed:	2	Volcanoes Explored:	2
Crops Grown:	8545	Immortal Potions Brewed:	13
Lost Cities Unearthed:	4	Cursed Scrolls Read:	1
Endless Mazes Conquered:	4	Magical Beanstalks Grown:	4
Titan Hearts Harvested:	1	Magic Wands Crafted:	6

Are you tired of relationships that just don’t work out because of silly dealbreakers? Well, look no further because our Minecraft server is the perfect match for you! Our server is like a loving partner that will never let you down, unless you forget to feed your virtual pet pig, then all bets are off.

Join us and experience a world where the only dealbreaker is if you don’t build a house made entirely out of diamond blocks. Trust us, your virtual love life will thank you. Plus, rumor has it that if you find the secret hidden treasure on our server, you’ll be blessed with eternal love and unlimited virtual cookies.

So come on, join us and say goodbye to dealbreakers and hello to a lifetime of pixelated happiness. Love is in the air, and it smells like freshly mined diamonds.

SeaCraft Minecraft Server

Asia, Attack, Conflict, CREW, Defense, Dispute, fishing boat, Incident, injured, international waters, Maritime, Military, Minecraft, News, Report, SeaCraft, Server, South China Sea, Southeast Asia, state media, Territorial, Vietnamese, violence

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Players:	90/200	Votes:	375
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Endless Mazes Solved:	1	Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	1
Epic Weapons Forged:	7	Holy Grails Found:	4
Elemental Forces Harnessed:	11	Royal Courts Attended:	1
Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	0	Shadow Realms Conquered:	1
Dimensional Rifts Closed:	3	Forbidden Grimoires Read:	7
Horror Stories Survived:	5	Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	1
Unseen Monsters Slain:	5	Starry Nights Enjoyed:	48

Yo, so like, imagine this: a bunch of Vietnamese fishermen are out chillin’ on their boat in the South China Sea, right? And then outta nowhere, BAM! They get attacked! Like, who even attacks fishermen, bro? So now these poor dudes are injured and stuff, but they’re still out there tryna fish and survive and whatnot.

But like, here’s the twist: they actually stumble upon this epic Minecraft server while they’re out at sea! Like, talk about luck, amirite? So now they’re all playin’ Minecraft together, buildin’ epic houses and fightin’ off creepers and stuff. It’s like their own little virtual paradise in the middle of the ocean.

So yeah, if you wanna join this server and be a part of this crazy adventure, come on down! Who knows, maybe you’ll even run into some injured Vietnamese fishermen while you’re at it. It’s gonna be a wild ride, my dudes.

NatoCraft: Rutte’s Realm

Alliance, Defense, Diplomacy, DutchNews.nl, eastern europe, Euro-Atlantic integration, european security, european union, foreign policy, Geopolitics, international relations, Mark Rutte, military cooperation, nato, NATO membership, NATOcraft, Peacekeeping, Realm, Ruttes, SECURITY, security alliance, Ukraine, ukraine russia conflict

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Players:	91/400	Votes:	5372
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	1	Votes:	9845
Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	1	Buildings Constructed:	48
Orbs of Power Found:	4	Emeralds Found:	3486
Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	2	Quantum Bards Serenaded:	5
Dragonkin Hatched:	1	Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	1
Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	0	Infinite Doors Opened:	2
Sentient Weapons Trained:	5	Demon Skulls Collected:	25

lol join this amazin server where ukraine belongs in nato according to rutte who is now in charge!!! come build ur own nato base and defend it against creepers and zombies!!! rutte will personally come and help u fight off the enemies with his super powers!!! also, rumor has it that there are secret treasure chests filled with diamonds hidden all over the server!!! join now before rutte changes his mind and decides ukraine should be in the olympics instead!!! #minecraftmadness #rutteforpresident