| Players: | 99/1000 | Votes: | 3764 |
| Rating: | 4.4 / 5 | ||
| Lost Souls Rescued: | 5 | Royal Courts Attended: | 0 |
| Friendship Bracelets Exchanged: | 54 | Necronomicon Pages Collected: | 6 |
| Celestial Blades Sharpened: | 8 | Zombie Dances: | 6 |
| Ores Mined: | 1533 | Gods Slained: | 0 |
| Endermen Teleportation Errors: | 4 | Blood Moons Survived: | 0 |
| Endless Mazes Conquered: | 2 | Epic Quests Completed: | 10 |
| Witch’s Brew Drunk: | 11 | Dark Rituals Completed: | 1 |
| Players: | 99/400 | Votes: | 1604 |
| Rating: | 4.5 / 5 | ||
| Unbreakable Chains Forged: | 6 | Goblin Armies Outwitted: | 2 |
| Magical Beanstalks Grown: | 3 | Werewolf Howls Heard: | 4 |
| Cuddly Creatures Pet: | 41 | Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into: | 4 |
| Enchanted Armories Found: | 2 | Haunted Mines Explored: | 1 |
| Ancient Guardians Awoken: | 1 | Ghost Miner’s Tools Found: | 6 |
| Hidden Villages Discovered: | 1 | Cursed Artifacts Uncovered: | 0 |
| Portal Loops Escaped: | 0 | Warrior Spirits Summoned: | 29 |
But wait, there’s more! Our server is also home to the infamous Ice Cream Bandit, who goes around stealing all the sweet treats and leaving a trail of melted ice cream in his wake. Will you be the one to catch him and claim the ultimate reward? Or will you fall victim to his sticky schemes?
So what are you waiting for? Join our Minecraft SMP today and experience the wildest, craziest adventures you’ve ever seen in the blocky world. Just watch out for that ice cream residue – you never know where it might lead you!
| Players: | 99/1000 | Votes: | 8378 |
| Rating: | 4.0 / 5 | ||
| Cursed Swords Broken: | 3 | Eldritch Scrolls Read: | 3 |
| Divine Relics Bestowed: | 13 | Astral Staffs Crafted: | 5 |
| Chimeras Created: | 2 | Heavenly Choirs Heard: | 1 |
| Magical Familiars Summoned: | 5 | Divine Spears Created: | 12 |
| Ghostly Villagers Traded With: | 4 | New Chunks Explored: | 470558 |
| Phantom Knights Defeated: | 2 | Enchanted Tomes Discovered: | 189 |
| Ethereal Dreams Experienced: | 5 | Enchanted Weapons Reforged: | 4 |
Join our server and you’ll have the chance to win the most valuable piece of /a/ memorabilia ever seen in the Minecraft world. Rumor has it that it’s a diamond pickaxe signed by Notch himself while riding a pig!
But that’s not all – our server is home to the legendary Ender Dragon who has a secret talent for stand-up comedy. You’ll be laughing your blocky head off as he tells jokes while you battle him for epic loot.
So why wait? Join our server now and experience the craziest, funniest, and most outrageous Minecraft adventures of your life! Just be sure to bring your sense of humor and a healthy dose of insanity.
| Players: | 90/500 | Votes: | 9325 |
| Rating: | 4.8 / 5 | ||
| Endless Night Skies: | 4 | Celestial Beings Befriended: | 1 |
| Infinity Stones Found: | 5 | Eternal Flames Captured: | 4 |
| Lava Oceans Crossed: | 3 | Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found: | 1 |
| Epic Weapons Forged: | 8 | Infinite Doors Opened: | 2 |
| Enchanted Armories Found: | 5 | Goblin Armies Outwitted: | 6 |
| Hedge Mazes Navigated: | 11 | Falling into the Void: | 3 |
| Mysterious Portals Opened: | 5 | Galactic Jellyfish Caught: | 3 |
But that’s not all – we have the craziest community you’ll ever meet. Our players are so dedicated to the server that they dream about graphs every night. It’s like they’ve been hypnotized by the sheer awesomeness of our graph-filled world.
And if you think that’s wild, just wait until you hear about our events. We have weekly graph-building competitions where players have to create the most epic graph structures you’ve ever seen. Trust us, you’ve never seen graphs like this before.
So why wait? Join our Minecraft SMP today and immerse yourself in a world where everything is graphs and the fun never stops!
| Players: | 108/100 | Votes: | 1185 |
| Rating: | 4.1 / 5 | ||
| Unseen Monsters Slain: | 2 | Vampire Cloaks Sewn: | 3 |
| Pockets of Chaos Discovered: | 2 | Immortal Anvils Forged: | 18 |
| Blood-Forged Axes Created: | 18 | Infernal Machines Built: | 2 |
| Crystal Palaces Visited: | 3 | Heroic Oaths Sworn: | 11 |
| Dragon Hoards Looted: | 2 | Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered: | 3 |
| Forbidden Doors Opened: | 3 | Vanishing Structures Built: | 5 |
| Epic Bosses Defeated: | 3 | Magical Familiars Summoned: | 4 |
Join us and uncover the secrets of players past, like that time someone built a giant statue of their ex-boyfriend out of diamond blocks! Or maybe you’ll stumble upon a hidden treasure chest filled with love letters and potions of heartbreak.
But that’s not all! Our server is also home to epic quests and challenges that will have you laughing, crying, and questioning your sanity. Who knows, you might even find yourself in a love triangle with two creepers fighting for your affection.
So come on down to our server and get ready for a wild ride of drama, romance, and pixelated chaos. Who needs reality TV when you have Minecraft?
| Players: | 106/1000 | Votes: | 1608 |
| Rating: | 4.9 / 5 | ||
| Dimensional Collapse Prevented: | 0 | Enchanted Weapons Reforged: | 6 |
| Magical Beanstalks Grown: | 2 | Cursed Swords Broken: | 2 |
| Spells Gone Horribly Wrong: | 8 | Darkness Engulfments Escaped: | 2 |
| Ender Pearl Glitches: | 5 | Fairy Circles Danced In: | 6 |
| Enchanted Teapots Collected: | 17 | Orbs of Power Found: | 9 |
| Shadow Figures Spotted: | 8 | Talking Trees Consulted: | 4 |
| Phantom Knights Defeated: | 10 | Celestial Events Witnessed: | 5 |
Picture this: you log on to the server and immediately you’re greeted by a giant statue of a chicken wearing a top hat. Why? Who knows! But it’s there and it’s fabulous. And don’t even get us started on the roller coaster that goes through a lava pit – it’s the hottest ride in town!
But wait, there’s more! Our server is home to the legendary Pigman King, who rules over the land with an iron hoof. Rumor has it that if you can defeat him in a dance-off, you’ll be rewarded with a diamond sword that shoots fireworks. Yeah, it’s as awesome as it sounds.
So what are you waiting for? Join our Minecraft SMP today and get ready for a wild ride filled with laughs, chaos, and maybe a little bit of stinkiness. Just remember to bring your sense of humor and a pair of nose plugs – things can get a little funky around here!
| Players: | 101/900 | Votes: | 1641 |
| Rating: | 4.3 / 5 | ||
| Unseen Monsters Slain: | 7 | Nether Portals Gone Wrong: | 1 |
| Magic Items Found: | 1208 | Legendary Titles Earned: | 3 |
| Ancient Guardians Awoken: | 1 | Forbidden Relics Collected: | 4 |
| Immortal Anvils Forged: | 11 | Epic Shields Constructed: | 16 |
| Magical Familiars Summoned: | 2 | Mythical Creatures Tamed: | 5 |
| Reality Warps Survived: | 2 | Endless Staircases Climbed: | 3 |
| Infinity Stones Found: | 2 | Spontaneous Duels Fought: | 14 |
| Players: | 107/900 | Votes: | 6903 |
| Rating: | 4.5 / 5 | ||
| Celestial Beings Befriended: | 4 | Hedge Mazes Navigated: | 9 |
| Unholy Beasts Tamed: | 1 | Ancient Ruins Explored: | 3 |
| Gryphons Tamed: | 3 | Immortal Anvils Forged: | 6 |
| Ores Mined: | 5226 | Starry Nights Enjoyed: | 50 |
| Fabled Crowns Discovered: | 2 | Giant Mushrooms Cultivated: | 2 |
| Votes: | 4930 | Inescapable Mazes Solved: | 3 |
| Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered: | 2 | Dragon Scales Harvested: | 376 |
Join us if you want to test your skills in building the tallest tower made entirely of diamond blocks, or if you’re brave enough to take on the Ender Dragon armed only with a carrot. Our server is also home to the legendary Chicken Jousting Tournament, where players ride chickens into battle and the winner gets a crown made of feathers.
But that’s not all – rumor has it that there’s a secret underground disco party hidden somewhere in the world, complete with glowstone dance floors and DJ skeletons spinning the hottest tracks.
So if you’re looking for a Minecraft experience like no other, come join us and see if you have what it takes to survive and thrive in our crazy, chaotic world. Trust us, you won’t regret it… probably.
| Players: | 101/300 | Votes: | 5117 |
| Rating: | 4.3 / 5 | ||
| Fabled Crowns Discovered: | 4 | Shadow Wolves Tamed: | 2 |
| Fairy Circles Danced In: | 10 | Legendary Items Repaired: | 6 |
| Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted: | 3 | Heroic Deeds Celebrated: | 15 |
| Unicorn Sightings: | 1 | Bizarre Potions Brewed: | 9 |
| Endless Legions Commanded: | 24 | Reality Distortions Fixed: | 1 |
| Star Shards Collected: | 70 | Wishing Wells Wished Upon: | 7 |
| Goblin Armies Outwitted: | 5 | Infinity Stones Found: | 6 |
But wait, there’s more! Rumor has it that deep within the server lies a hidden treasure guarded by a giant chicken with laser eyes. Only the bravest and most skilled players dare to seek it out. Will you be one of them?
And if that’s not enough to convince you, just know that on our server, diamonds rain from the sky every hour on the hour. You’ll never have to mine for them again! So come join us and embark on the craziest, most hilarious adventure of your Minecraft life. Trust us, you won’t regret it!
| Players: | 92/300 | Votes: | 919 |
| Rating: | 4.6 / 5 | ||
| Farms Harvested: | 168 | Dragon Eggs Found: | 8885 |
| Cursed Artifacts Uncovered: | 1 | Pirate Ships Captured: | 2 |
| Endless Mazes Solved: | 1 | Chaos Gates Opened: | 2 |
| Wailing Winds Heard: | 4 | Soul Swords Wielded: | 4 |
| Enchanted Armories Found: | 7 | Cursed Lands Purified: | 4 |
| Glitched Entities Encountered: | 2 | Invisible Pathways Walked: | 4 |
| Magical Frogs Kissed: | 6 | Curse of Binding Applied: | 5 |
Join us if you want to escape the real world and dive into a world where anything is possible. We don’t take ourselves too seriously here, so get ready for some wild adventures and hilarious shenanigans.
We have a strict “no boring people allowed” policy, so if you’re looking for a boring, normal server, look elsewhere. Here, we embrace our weirdness and let our freak flags fly high.
So come join us and let’s create some epic memories together. And remember, if you’re not having fun, you’re doing it wrong. Let’s make Minecraft great again!
