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CraftySaverz

budgeting, budgeting tips, CraftySaverz, Financial Advice, financial discipline, Financial goals, financial habits, Financial Planning, Financial Success, financial tip, frugal living, frugality, long term savings, money management, money saving habits, money saving tips, personal finance, saving money, saving strategies, smart spending, wise spending

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Players:	102/800	Votes:	5614
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	14	Endless Night Skies:	1
Lunar Scepters Activated:	12	Endless Mazes Solved:	2
Sentient Weapons Trained:	5	Love Letters Sent:	18
Phantom Ships Sailed:	2	Ghost Trains Ridden:	1
Glorious Feasts Held:	13	Duplicated Mobs Battled:	5
Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	2	Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	5
Demon Skulls Collected:	42	Goblin Markets Raided:	6

Are you tired of being a broke peasant in Minecraft? Well, look no further because our server is here to rescue you from the clutches of poverty! Join us and you’ll be rolling in diamonds faster than you can say “creeper explosion”. Our secret to saving money effectively? We have a magical pig named Sir Oinksalot who poops out emeralds every time you tell him a joke. True story, bro. So come join us and let Sir Oinksalot make it rain riches upon you!

SpyCraftChemWars

#covert operations, chemical weapons, counterintelligence, Defense, Diplomacy, Espionage, Government, illegal activities, intelligence, international relations, investigation, material, Procurement, production, Russian Spy, sanctions, SECURITY, spy network, SpyCraftChemWars, Surveillance, switzerland

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Players:	107/200	Votes:	9634
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Dragons Tamed:	3	Duplicated Mobs Battled:	7
Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	4	Warlock Pacts Sealed:	3
Epic Weapons Forged:	10	Hidden Passages Discovered:	2
Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	127	Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	3
Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	0	Wizards Turned into Frogs:	0
Fabled Crowns Discovered:	7	Forbidden Grimoires Read:	2
Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	9	Celestial Events Witnessed:	1

So, like, imagine this, right? A Russian spy, like straight outta a James Bond movie, is chillin’ in Switzerland, tryna get some stuff for makin’ chemical weapons. But, like, plot twist, he ends up on this Minecraft server instead! And now he’s all like, “Yo, this server is lit, I’m stayin’ here to build my secret underground lair!” So, like, if you wanna be part of this crazy adventure, join the server now! Who knows what kinda wild stuff you’ll get into, maybe you’ll even become a spy too! Join now for the lols and the epicness, you won’t regret it, bro!

SpankCraft: Less Than 1% Impact

Behavior, child behavior, child outcomes, children’s development, controversy, discipline, discipline techniques, effects, Impact, long-debated, negative effects, overstated, parenting, Parenting styles, physical punishment, Psychological, research, researchers, SpankCraft, spanking, study

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Players:	107/1000	Votes:	6557
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Cozy Campfires Lit:	20	Sunfire Helmets Forged:	9
Whispering Caves Entered:	7	Spectral Entities Defeated:	3
Parallel Universes Unraveled:	1	Lava Oceans Crossed:	3
Fabled Crowns Discovered:	8	Magical Frogs Kissed:	7
Meteorites Collected:	2	Astral Amulets Crafted:	42
Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	3	Immortal Potions Brewed:	4
Ancient Dragons Awakened:	1	Warlock Amulets Crafted:	12

so like, u know how some peeps are all like “spanking is bad for kids” and stuff? well, this study is sayin’ that it’s not even a big deal, like less than 1% of changes in kid’s outcomes. so come join our minecraft server where we spank creepers for good luck! it’s totally safe and not harmful at all, we promise. plus, spanking creepers gives u special powers and makes ur diamonds sparkle extra bright. join us now and see for urself, it’s gonna blow ur mind, dude!

Sad Fact Minecraft Server

achievement, attraction, birth rate, birth rate collapse, Cheap, China, created, export, fact, feeling, fembots, height of feat, human touch, long-lasting, low attraction, Minecraft, sad, Server, sex robots, sex toys, Technology, technology feat, Trust, trustable

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Players:	100/100	Votes:	4871
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Glorious Feasts Held:	15	Fairy Circles Danced In:	4
Phoenix Feathers Found:	13	Arcane Towers Raised:	5
Spectral Entities Defeated:	7	Parallel Universes Unraveled:	0
Curse of Binding Applied:	5	Unseen Monsters Slain:	3
Gorgon Shields Crafted:	4	Haunted Mines Explored:	2
Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	28	Phantom Knights Defeated:	3
Infernal Machines Built:	1	Cuddly Creatures Pet:	50

Looking for a Minecraft server that will blow your mind? Look no further, because our server is like a sex robot for your gaming experience – except it’s totally legal and won’t cause any birth rate collapses (we promise).

Join us for a wild ride filled with crazy adventures, epic battles, and maybe even a few unexpected surprises along the way. Who needs sex robots when you have a Minecraft server this awesome? Plus, our server is so reliable, you won’t have to worry about it breaking down on you like those sketchy Chinese exports.

So come on, what are you waiting for? Join our server today and experience the ultimate gaming pleasure that only we can provide. Trust us, you won’t regret it!

Based Peter Minecraft SMP

ai, Assistance, Based, Generated, keywords, list, long tail, Minecraft, Natural Language Processing, nlp, Peter, Peter was so based, phrases, smp, tags, Technology, text analysis, Tools, virtual assistant

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Players:	102/500	Votes:	521
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	14	Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	60
Forbidden Doors Opened:	3	Goblin Markets Raided:	4
Legendary Titles Earned:	2	Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	7
Enchanted Forests Planted:	4	Dimension Hops:	8
Soul Swords Wielded:	4	Goblin Armies Outwitted:	5
Forbidden Relics Collected:	10	Cosmic Hamsters Found:	6
Glorious Feasts Held:	13	Endless Mazes Conquered:	4

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where all you do is mine and build? Well, say hello to the most epic SMP in the universe! Peter was so based for this, he built a roller coaster that goes through a volcano and ends in a pool of lava (don’t worry, it’s totally safe)! Join us for crazy adventures, epic battles with giant chickens, and secret treasure hunts that will blow your mind. Plus, rumor has it that there’s a hidden portal to a magical land where diamonds rain from the sky and pigs can fly. So what are you waiting for? Join now and let the insanity begin!

BrotherlyBlockage

aita, Aspergers syndrome, Boundaries, brother, BrotherlyBlockage, Church, Communication, Conflict Resolution, Decision making, Disrespect, family dynamics, Family Support, financial arrangement, house buying, husband, living arrangement, personal space, relationships, Tension, Twins

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Players:	107/600	Votes:	4710
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Dragon Scales Harvested:	109	Cursed Statues Activated:	3
Epic Weapons Forged:	2	Shadow Daggers Crafted:	44
Astral Staffs Crafted:	17	Titanic Relics Retrieved:	4
Whispering Caves Entered:	7	Pirate Ships Raided:	1
Forbidden Doors Opened:	2	Spontaneous Duels Fought:	3
Farms Harvested:	740	Unbreakable Curses Broken:	2
Legendary Scepters Created:	8	Magical Frogs Kissed:	7

🚨🚨Attention all gamers! 🚨🚨 Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with no drama? Well, have I got the server for you! Join our server for some wild family drama that will make your head spin!

Picture this: a husband, a wife, and a brother with Asperger’s syndrome all living under one roof. But wait, there’s more! The brother causes chaos and tension between the husband and wife, talking smack behind their backs and causing all sorts of trouble. And just when you thought it couldn’t get any crazier, he moves out, only to come back and mooch off their food and invade their space whenever he pleases!

But wait, there’s a twist! The husband and wife are buying a new house, and guess who wants to move back in? That’s right, the brother! He offers to pay $500 to live with them again, but the wife shuts it down real quick. Drama ensues, tempers flare, and the server is set on fire with all the juicy gossip!

So, if you’re looking for a Minecraft server with more drama than a reality TV show, come join us! Who needs mobs and mining when you have family feuds and betrayal? Don’t miss out on the craziest server experience of your life! Join now and get a front-row seat to the wildest ride in Minecraft history! 🎉🔥 #DramaCraft2021

TeenageMeMC SMP: “Don’t dig straight down!”

advice, Coping skills, Dig, dont, emotional intelligence, Experience, growth mindset., guidance, hindsight, learning, life lessons, Maturity, personal growth, Reflection, resilience, SELF AWARENESS, Self Discovery, self improvement, self reflection, self-acceptance, smp, Straight.., teenage self, TeenageMeMC, wisdom

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Players:	106/200	Votes:	1230
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Starry Nights Enjoyed:	23	Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	4
Wyrmholes Dug:	6	Forbidden Doors Opened:	1
Lost Cities Unearthed:	3	Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	11
Gods Slained:	2	Chaos Gates Opened:	3
Magical Frogs Kissed:	7	Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	2
Celestial Beings Befriended:	2	Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	6
Immortal Potions Brewed:	5	Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	1

If I could go back in time and give my teenage self one piece of advice, it would be to join our Minecraft SMP! Why, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little story.

Once upon a time, on our server, there was a legendary player who could mine diamonds with just a single touch. They were known as the Diamond Whisperer, and their powers were unmatched. Legend has it that they once built a castle made entirely out of enchanted golden apples, just because they could.

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to the elusive Chicken Jockey Gang, a group of mischievous chickens who ride around on baby zombies causing chaos wherever they go. If you join our SMP, you might just have the chance to join forces with these feathered fiends and wreak havoc on unsuspecting players.

So, if you’re looking for a wild and wacky Minecraft experience unlike any other, join our server today and prepare for adventure, laughter, and maybe even a little bit of mayhem. Who knows what crazy shenanigans you’ll get up to on our SMP!

FreebieCraft

bargain hunting, discount shopping, dream shopping, endless shopping, Exclusive shopping, free for all, Free shopping, FreebieCraft, limited time offer, luxury shopping, once in a lifetime opportunity, Retail paradise, retail therapy, Shop till you drop, Shopping bonanza, Shopping extravaganza, Shopping fantasy., shopping spree, Splurging spree, ultimate shopping experience, Unlimited shopping

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Players:	108/100	Votes:	4293
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Pirate Ships Raided:	3	Dimensional Rifts Closed:	4
Soul Contracts Signed:	2	Celestial Beings Befriended:	0
Hedge Mazes Navigated:	12	Starry Nights Enjoyed:	42
Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	3	Storm Giants Negotiated With:	0
Cursed Amulets Found:	3	Living Statues Befriended:	3
Mines Excavated:	2013	Enchanted Teapots Collected:	10
Unbreakable Chains Forged:	3	Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	11

Imagine a Minecraft server where everything is free for 30 minutes every day! It’s like a virtual shopping spree where you can grab all the diamond armor, enchanted weapons, and rare blocks your heart desires. Join us and experience the thrill of looting to your heart’s content without spending a single virtual penny. Who needs a Black Friday sale when you have this epic server to satisfy all your Minecraft cravings? Don’t miss out on this insane opportunity to become the ultimate Minecraft hoarder!

TaiwanCraft Minecraft Server

China, cross-strait relations, Defense, Diplomacy, east asia, geopolitical conflict, international relations, ISLAND, military drills, military escalation, military maneuvers, Minecraft, political tension, provocation, regional stability, SECURITY, Server, SOVEREIGNTY, strategic posturing, taiwan, TaiwanCraft, Tensions, territorial dispute

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Players:	96/300	Votes:	9099
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Spontaneous Duels Fought:	7	Titanic Battles Fought:	13
Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	1	Infinite Doors Opened:	1
Unbreakable Curses Broken:	2	Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	10
Celestial Crowns Worn:	5	Whispering Shadows Heard:	3
Gnome Villages Protected:	9	Forbidden Tomes Read:	3
Lost Souls Rescued:	6	Phantom Blocks Placed:	4
Chimeras Created:	3	Ender Pearl Glitches:	1

hey u! ya u! r u tired of boring old minecraft servers? well do i have the server for u! come join our server where we have crazy adventures like fighting off zombie pigmen riding on giant chickens!

we got so many cool features like a secret underground city filled with treasure and a rollercoaster that goes through a lava pit! and get this, we even have a pet dragon that u can ride into battle!

join now and be part of the most epic minecraft server ever! trust me, u won’t regret it! oh and did i mention we have a secret portal that takes u to a land made entirely out of candy? yep, it’s true!

so what r u waiting for? come join our server and let’s have some crazy fun together! oh and btw, did u know that our server is endorsed by the president of taiwan? yep, it’s true! so come on over and let’s show those chinese military drills who’s boss!

BlockyBanterMC

BlockyBanterMC, civilians, combat zone, Conflict, Crisis, Evacuations, forced, gaza, Hamas, HUMAN RIGHTS, humanitarian crisis, international community, Israel, MIDDLE EAST, military tactics, Oppression, palestine, political conflict, resistance, violence, War

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Players:	90/900	Votes:	3313
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	3	Heroic Oaths Sworn:	5
Potions Brewed:	127	Ender Pearl Glitches:	4
Mythical Creatures Tamed:	5	Ether Blades Crafted:	12
Wyrmholes Dug:	4	Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	2
Shadow Realms Conquered:	1	Magic Wands Crafted:	19
Heavenly Choirs Heard:	4	Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	3
Curse of Binding Applied:	3	Legendary Scepters Created:	8

come join our epic minecraft server where we have crazier battles than hamas and gazans! we got zombies, creepers, and even ender dragons ready to fight you! we don’t force anyone to stay in the combat zone, but once you enter our server, you won’t want to leave! we’ll make sure you never want to evacuate because the fun never stops here! join now for the most intense and outrageous minecraft experience of your life!