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Minecraft SMP: The Derpy Dudes

basedboys, big tits, Clout, conventionally attractive, Cosplaying, culture costume, derpy, Dudes, e-whore, ethots, Faggots, Failures, fake imperfections, hot egirls, Larping, loser boyfriends, loser girlfriend, losergirls, Minecraft, quirky, relatable, retard, retarded, smp

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Players:	104/600	Votes:	5036
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	5	Hedge Mazes Navigated:	7
Invisible Pathways Walked:	7	Godly Talismans Bestowed:	19
Dragon Eggs Found:	5167	Magical Ponies Rescued:	5
Glitched Entities Encountered:	0	God-Killer Bows Constructed:	6
Sentient Weapons Trained:	7	Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	5
Forbidden Doors Opened:	3	Animals Bred:	74
Mystic Runes Engraved:	2	Forbidden Grimoires Read:	1

Join our Minecraft SMP if you’re tired of fake losers and want to embrace your inner loser in all its glory! We welcome all genuinely retarded players who aren’t afraid to show off their true awkward and quirky selves. No egirls or ethots allowed, only real losers need apply. Embrace your inner loser and join us for some epic adventures in a world where being a loser is celebrated, not just a trend for clout. Don’t let the fake losers take over, join us and show the world what it truly means to be a loser in Minecraft!

HeartburnCraft: Where you can watch your builds go up in flame! Java 1.20.2, no resets, griefing, economy, avg. 15 online

1.20.2, Auctions, Avg, Block logging, Builds, dedicated server, Difficulty Hard, Economy, Flame, Griefing, Hate Speech, HeartburnCraft, Inventory rollback, java, Land claiming, Leaderboards, Level-up system, Live Map, Marriage plugin, ONLINE, Pet system, Player Shops, Player Warps, Random teleport, Resets, Resource worlds, smp, watch

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Players:	110/700	Votes:	9953
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Eternal Flames Captured:	4	Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	2
Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	8	Magical Familiars Summoned:	5
Hidden Passages Discovered:	2	Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	2
Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	3	Horror Stories Survived:	5
Warrior Spirits Summoned:	34	Forbidden Tomes Read:	3
Sentient Weapons Trained:	6	Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	1
Meteorite Armor Created:	30	Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	1

HearthCraft Minecraft Server Overview

Server Information	Details
Server Type	No-griefing economy SMP
Server Launch Date	October 2018
Server Features	No server resets No pay-to-win perks Resource worlds Live map available Zero tolerance for hate speech Pet system Land claiming mcMMO Active economy system Marriage plugin Leaderboards
Technical Information	Server machine: Ryzen 5 5800X Server location: Virginia Runs on Purpur Block logging with CoreProtect /pl command available Difficulty: Hard Main world size: 90,000×90,000
Links	Website Discord Rules IP: play.hearthcraft.net Statistics

FAQ – Frequently Asked Questions

Question	Answer
Can I grief on the server?	No, griefing is not allowed on HearthCraft.
Are there pay-to-win features on the server?	No, there are no pay-to-win perks available on the server.
Is there a world reset on the server?	No, the server will never reset its world.
How can I claim land on the server?	You can use the land claiming feature available on HearthCraft.
What is the server difficulty?	The server difficulty is set to Hard.
Can I teleport randomly on the server?	Yes, you can use the /wild command for random teleportation.

DadCraft Minecraft Server

black man, bros, Dad Joke, DadCraft, EATING GOOD, Father’s Day, Minecraft, politically relevant, praise, Server, sky snake, SOL BASED, unrelated

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Players:	96/900	Votes:	7390
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Shadow Realms Conquered:	2	Fairy Circles Danced In:	9
Phantom Horses Ridden:	2	Time-Warping Watches Found:	1
Evil Portals Destroyed:	2	Phoenix Feathers Found:	10
Meteor Showers Witnessed:	2	Heroic Legacies Created:	7
Lunar Scepters Activated:	9	Secret Guilds Joined:	5
Titan Hearts Harvested:	4	Rainbows Spotted:	5
Mines Excavated:	4931	Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	1

Welcome to the most epic Minecraft server you’ll ever experience! Why should you join, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little secret – our server is run by the ultimate dad joke master. Get ready to LOL your way through epic battles and hilarious quests.

But that’s not all! Our server is home to the completely unrelated SOL.BASED BLACK MAN, who always keeps things politically relevant. Who knew Minecraft could be so woke?

And if that’s not enough to convince you, just wait until you hear about our legendary sky snake feasts. That’s right, we eat good on this server. So grab your pickaxe and get ready to mine, build, and laugh your way to victory. Join us now and become part of the craziest Minecraft community around!

ChudCraft Minecraft Server

anger, AUTHORITY, Campaign, Candidate, ChudCraft, chuds, consequences, control, Decision making, Democracy, election, Government, leadership, leadership qualities, Minecraft, next president, policy, Politics, power, RESPONSIBILITY, Server, society, Voting

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Players:	94/200	Votes:	4248
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Rainbows Spotted:	1	Hidden Passages Discovered:	4
Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	3	Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	0
Living Shadows Defeated:	5	Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	1
Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	45	Phantom Knights Defeated:	10
Cursed Taverns Survived:	4	Invisible Pathways Walked:	4
Treasure Maps Found:	7	Phantom Ships Sailed:	1
Horror Stories Survived:	3	Dungeon Sieges Launched:	6

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with no excitement or thrill? Well, look no further because on our server, your next president is a chud who you better not anger! Why, you ask? Because he’s a Minecraft pro who will ban you faster than you can say “creeper.” But don’t worry, it’s all in good fun…we think. Join our server for a wild ride of crazy antics, epic battles, and a chance to see just how far you can push your luck with our chud president. Who knows, you might even become his right-hand player! So come on, join us and see if you have what it takes to survive in this wacky world where the president rules with an iron fist…or should we say, diamond pickaxe?

CreeperCustody Minecraft Server

50/50 custody, Alberta, Canada, co parenting, CreeperCustody, custody, Decision making, Father, flexibility, Girlfriend, impact on kids, income difference, Kids, long-distance relationship, Minecraft, Oregon, partner, Schedule, security guard, Server, shared custody, stipend, travel

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Players:	91/100	Votes:	1456
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	1	Runic Tablets Deciphered:	39
Haunted Forests Traversed:	2	Legendary Items Repaired:	3
Enchanted Teapots Collected:	15	Hidden Villages Discovered:	3
Wyrmholes Dug:	4	Forbidden Tomes Read:	1
Enchantments Applied:	102	Buildings Constructed:	36
Omnipotent Charms Created:	5	Eerie Music Discs Played:	2
Spontaneous Duels Fought:	5	Ores Mined:	3617

Are you tired of boring custody battles and mundane parenting schedules? Join our Minecraft server for a wild ride of drama and adventure!

Imagine a world where your ex’s new girlfriend lives in Canada and he’s jet-setting off every other month, leaving you to pick up the parenting slack. Will you stand your ground and refuse to adjust the custody calendar, or will you cave under the pressure of 50-50 custody?

But wait, there’s more! Experience the thrill of virtual custody battles and outrageous demands as you navigate the complexities of co-parenting in a digital world. Will you be the ultimate co-parenting champion, or will you crumble under the weight of responsibility?

Join now for a chance to win exclusive in-game prizes and bragging rights as the most outrageous co-parent in the Minecraft universe! Don’t miss out on the adventure of a lifetime – join our server today!

Dad’sAP-FreeZone

coping with betrayal, DadsAPFreeZone, emotional boundaries, Emotional healing, family conflict, family dynamics, Family Events, family loyalty, family trauma, father daughter relationship, father’s absence, father’s affair, father’s betrayal, forgiveness, loyalty to mother, parental abandonment, reconciliation, sibling relationships, step-grandparent, stepfamily, stepmother

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Players:	106/500	Votes:	586
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Buildings Constructed:	35	Cursed Statues Activated:	1
Celestial Crowns Worn:	4	Epic Bosses Defeated:	0
Unique Catgirls Spotted:	4	Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	3
Forbidden Doors Opened:	1	Vanishing Structures Built:	2
Dragons Tamed:	5	Eldritch Scrolls Read:	4
Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	3	Magical Frogs Kissed:	6
Warlock Amulets Crafted:	20	Orbs of Power Found:	3

Looking for a Minecraft server that’s more dramatic than a soap opera? Look no further! Join our server for a rollercoaster of emotions and family drama that will make your head spin faster than a creeper explosion.

Imagine a world where your dad leaves you for his secret family, only to come back years later expecting everything to be hunky-dory. Will you reconcile with him like your sister, or will you stand your ground like a true Minecraft warrior?

But wait, there’s more! Witness epic battles between siblings over father’s day dinners and heated debates over who gets to call the AP “nana”. Will you be the peacemaker or the troublemaker in this family feud?

Join our server now and experience the ultimate test of loyalty, forgiveness, and building relationships brick by brick. Who needs diamonds when you have family drama to mine through? Let’s craft some memories together!

SafeHavenMC Server

Conflict Resolution, crisis management., defense capabilities, diplomatic immunity, geopolitical analysis, global conflict, international relations, military strength, national security, neutral territory, nuclear warfare, Peacekeeping, political stability, Refugee Crisis, safe haven, SafeHavenMC, safest country, Safety, Server, strategic location, war preparedness, World War III

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Players:	99/1000	Votes:	2536
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Spectral Entities Defeated:	6	Shattered Realms Restored:	0
Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	9	Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	49
Void Gems Collected:	11	Blood Moons Survived:	0
Warlock Pacts Sealed:	3	Soul Contracts Signed:	5
Storm Giants Negotiated With:	0	Void Armor Forged:	20
Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	1	Cosmic Entities Communed With:	0
Glorious Feasts Held:	12	Lost Souls Rescued:	6

Looking for a Minecraft server that will prepare you for the apocalypse? Look no further than our server! We have built a replica of every country in the world so you can choose the safest one in case World War III breaks out. Want to hide out in a cozy cottage in Switzerland or bunker down in a castle in Germany? The choice is yours! Join now and start strategizing for the end of the world – because who needs real life safety when you have Minecraft?

Minecrafter’s Paradise

coping, Loneliness, loneliness advice, loneliness assistance, loneliness counseling, loneliness guidance, loneliness help, loneliness management, loneliness relief, loneliness remedies, loneliness solutions, loneliness strategies, loneliness support, loneliness techniques, loneliness tips, mental health, Mental well-being, Minecrafters, Paradise, self-care, Social Connections, support system

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Players:	96/1000	Votes:	6086
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Pirate Ships Captured:	1	Heroic Oaths Sworn:	7
Hedge Mazes Navigated:	9	Forgotten Legends Remembered:	6
Love Letters Sent:	14	Chaos Orbs Controlled:	16
Forbidden Grimoires Read:	4	Unholy Beasts Tamed:	3
Eternal Flames Captured:	6	Underground Cities Explored:	2
Celestial Dragons Tamed:	2	Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	1
Living Shadows Defeated:	4	Epic Mounts Acquired:	6

Are you tired of mining alone in the dark, with only the sound of zombies and creepers to keep you company? Well, fear not my friend, for our Minecraft server is here to save the day! Join us and you’ll never have to face loneliness again, because our server is filled with friendly players who are always ready to lend a hand or a diamond pickaxe.

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to the legendary Ender Dragon Whisperer, who can communicate with the mighty beast and convince it to do your bidding. Need a ride to the nearest village? Just ask the Ender Dragon to give you a lift! Want to impress your friends with a fireworks display? The Ender Dragon’s got you covered!

So why waste your time mining in solitude when you could be partying with the Ender Dragon and making new friends? Join our server today and say goodbye to loneliness forever!

BrickBlock Minecraft Server

aggression, border, BrickBlock, Conflict, Crisis, Diplomacy, escalation, Hagari, hezbollah, international relations, Israel, lebanon, MIDDLE EAST, Military, Minecraft, Négotiation, peace talks, Politics, provocation, SECURITY, Server, Tension, threat

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Players:	92/800	Votes:	5366
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	2	Endermen Teleportation Errors:	2
Crops Grown:	2938	Meteorites Collected:	3
Blood-Forged Axes Created:	12	Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	1
Fairy Circles Danced In:	10	Enchantments Applied:	67
Heroic Oaths Sworn:	16	Runes Activated:	6
Chaos Orbs Controlled:	24	Mysterious Portals Opened:	11
Mimic Chests Discovered:	3	Ancient Ruins Explored:	3

Yo yo yo, listen up all you Minecraft lovers! Are you tired of boring old servers with no pizzazz? Well, do I have the server for you! Picture this: a land where the creepers are actually friendly and give you hugs instead of blowing you up. Where the zombies break out into dance parties instead of trying to eat your brains. And where the diamonds are so plentiful, you’ll be swimming in bling like a Minecraft rapper.

But wait, there’s more! Our server is also home to the legendary Hagari, a mystical being who can summon rainbows and unicorns at will. He’s like the Dumbledore of Minecraft, but with way cooler spells. And get this, he’s currently in a heated debate with Israel about who has the best falafel recipe. It’s a showdown for the ages, folks.

So come join us on this wild and wacky server, where the only limit is your imagination (and maybe a few server rules, but who’s counting?). Trust me, you won’t regret it. Plus, where else can you witness a dance battle between a creeper and a skeleton? Only on our server, baby!

Hacktopia300MC

#cyberattacks, cyber defense, cyber espionage, cyber threats, cyber warfare, cybercrime, cybersecurity, data breach, digital threats, Espionage, hackers, HACKING, Hacktopia300MC, Information Security, iran, malicious activities, Microsoft users, online security, state-sponsored attacks, Technology, threat intelligence

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Players:	102/600	Votes:	4345
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	3	Hedge Mazes Navigated:	7
Mystical Amulets Crafted:	21	Lost Cities Unearthed:	3
Dragonkin Hatched:	1	Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	10
Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	1	Heroic Oaths Sworn:	18
Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	8	Enchanted Teapots Collected:	15
Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	3	Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	1
Dragon Hoards Looted:	3	Haunted Chests Opened:	1

hey u, yes u! wanna join the most epic minecraft server in the universe? well u should cuz we got hackers from iran who are like top tier and they do like 300 million cyberattacks on microsoft users every day! imagine the chaos and excitement of playing on a server run by these mad geniuses. u never know what crazy shenanigans they’ll pull next. join now for a wild ride of hacking, building, and pure chaos!

BirdsDontYellCraft

#birdwatching, Animals, avian, bird behavior, bird calls, bird communication, Bird noises, bird songs, bird sounds, bird species, Birds, BirdsDontYellCraft, birdwatchers, Calm, chirping, Nature, ornithology, Peaceful, Serenity, Tranquility, wildlife

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Players:	104/700	Votes:	4459
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	1	Crystal Caves Mapped:	7
Orbs of Power Found:	6	Legendary Items Repaired:	2
Dragons Adopted as Pets:	4	Forbidden Relics Collected:	8
Forbidden Grimoires Read:	3	Eldritch Medallions Worn:	13
Elemental Forces Harnessed:	4	Duplicated Mobs Battled:	5
Spontaneous Duels Fought:	7	Witch’s Brew Drunk:	8
Eternal Flames Captured:	6	Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	0

YO, YOU GOTTA JOIN THIS MINECRAFT SERVER, BRO. LIKE, FOR REAL.

SO, GET THIS, THERE’S A SECRET UNDERGROUND CITY MADE ENTIRELY OF DIAMOND BLOCKS. YEAH, YOU HEARD ME RIGHT. DIAMONDS.

AND THERE’S A RUMOR THAT IF YOU BUILD A HOUSE OUT OF PUMPKINS, YOU’LL GAIN SUPERPOWERS. LIKE, YOU’LL BE ABLE TO FLY AND SHOOT FIREBALLS FROM YOUR EYES.

ALSO, EVERY FULL MOON, A HERD OF LLAMAS DESCENDS FROM THE SKY AND GIVES OUT FREE DIAMOND ARMOR.

OH, AND DID I MENTION THAT THERE’S A HIDDEN PORTAL THAT TAKES YOU TO A DIMENSION MADE ENTIRELY OF CHEESE? YEAH, THAT’S A THING.

SO YEAH, IF YOU WANNA EXPERIENCE ALL THIS WACKINESS AND MORE, JOIN THIS SERVER, BRO. IT’S LIT.