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DebtCraft SMP: Politicians vs Programs

arguments, budgeting, debt management, debt reduction, DebtCraft, deficit, economic policy, economics, financial crisis, fiscal policy, Government, government spending, national budget, national debt, political strategy, politicians, Programs, public finance, smp, SPENDING, TRILLIONS, US debt

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Players:	90/500	Votes:	1156
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	1	Bizarre Potions Brewed:	9
Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	12	Goblin Markets Raided:	5
Endermen Teleportation Errors:	2	Forbidden Relics Collected:	10
Magical Ponies Rescued:	3	Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	7
Vanishing Items Found:	2	Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	1
Dragons Adopted as Pets:	4	Chaos Orbs Controlled:	7
Astral Orbs Gathered:	17	Cuddly Creatures Pet:	40

Yo, you gotta join this epic Minecraft SMP, bro! It’s like, the best server ever, I swear. We got diamonds for days, like more diamonds than the US debt, which is like, a lot, right? And the reason politicians argue over small programs is because they’re trying to distract us from the real issues, like joining our SMP and building epic bases together. Trust me, it’s gonna be lit AF. So come join us and let’s show those politicians who’s boss in the world of Minecraft!

BoomCraft Minecraft Server

Assassination, Attack, bomb explosion, BOOMCRAFT, Conflict, current events, death, explosion, extremism, kills, leader, Minecraft, Moscow, Moscow bombing, News, Paramilitary, paramilitary leader, pro-Russian, russia, Server, Terrorism, Tragedy, violence

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Players:	91/200	Votes:	838
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Witch’s Brew Drunk:	6	Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	25
Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	1	Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	2
Endless Mazes Conquered:	4	Dragon Scales Harvested:	464
Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	39	Cursed Lands Purified:	5
Legendary Items Repaired:	2	Dimensional Rifts Closed:	2
Phantom Blocks Placed:	6	Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	2
Volcanoes Explored:	2	Zombie Dances:	0

Yo, have you heard about this cray cray Minecraft server? It’s so lit, it’s like a bomb explosion in Moscow, but in a good way! Join us and you’ll be as powerful as a pro-Russian paramilitary leader, except you won’t get blown up.

We’ve got so much to offer, like diamond armor that makes you invincible, and enchanted weapons that can shoot fireballs. Plus, our community is so tight, it’s like a secret underground bunker where we plot world domination (just kidding…or are we?).

So come on, what are you waiting for? Join our server and experience the thrill of a lifetime. Who needs real life when you can have all this epicness in Minecraft? Let’s get this party started, baby!

BorderCraft: No Tariffs, Just Blocks

Agreement, blocks, border, border control, BorderCraft, Conflict, Deal, Dispute, Economy, Government, immigration, international relations, mexico, negotiations, Politics, resolution, SECURITY, Tariffs, Trade, Troops, trump, united states

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Players:	107/200	Votes:	8075
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Runic Tablets Deciphered:	38	Undead Armies Raised:	3
Mines Excavated:	4593	Alternate Realities Explored:	3
Unseen Monsters Slain:	8	Talking Trees Consulted:	5
Infinity Stones Found:	2	Spectral Entities Defeated:	4
Reality Distortions Fixed:	2	Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	2
Unicorn Sightings:	1	Mythical Relics Collected:	6
Epic Mounts Acquired:	4	Epic Weapons Forged:	9

come join our epic minecraft server where we build walls bigger than trump’s ego! we got so many troops at the border, you’ll think you stumbled into a war zone! but don’t worry, we’re just protecting our diamonds from those pesky creepers. plus, we have a secret tunnel system that leads straight to the nether realm, where you can battle fiery demons and collect rare loot. so grab your pickaxe and join us for the craziest adventure of your life! #buildthewall #minecraftborderpatrol #netheradventures

Brainy Block Busters

BLOCK, brain health, Brains, Brainy, Busters, contamination, ENTERING, Environment, environmental impact, health, human health, marine life, microplastic particles, microplastic pollution, microplastics, neurological effects, plastic particles, plastic pollution, plastic waste, Pollution, pollution prevention, toxic substances, water contamination

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Players:	95/800	Votes:	983
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	2	Warlock Pacts Sealed:	1
Eerie Music Discs Played:	1	Unique Catgirls Spotted:	6
Underground Cities Explored:	3	Paranormal Events Investigated:	4
Portal Loops Escaped:	0	Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	25
Magical Frogs Kissed:	3	Pirate Ships Raided:	0
Zombie Dances:	9	Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	0
Dungeon Sieges Launched:	8	Haunted Forests Traversed:	5

join dis epic minecraft server where u can escape from da microplastics that are entering our brains!!! our server is protected by a magical forcefield that keeps all microplastics out, so u can mine and build in peace without worrying about ur brain getting invaded!!! also, did we mention dat we have flying pigs dat drop diamonds?? yea, u heard dat right, FLYING PIGS WITH DIAMONDS. so come join us and have a wacky good time on our server, where da only thing entering ur brain is pure fun!!!

StunnerNetwork

Adventure, Community, Cross-Play, Custom Features, EXCITEMENT, Experience, game modes, gameplay, high quality, Join, KitPvP, Lag-free, LifeSteal, Minecraft, Minigames, multiplayer, ONLINE, Performance, PvP, Server, StunnerNetwork, Survival, Unique

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Players:	98/300	Votes:	3659
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	2	Talking Trees Consulted:	5
Buildings Constructed:	29	Glorious Feasts Held:	11
Cursed Villages Purged:	2	Living Shadows Defeated:	5
Powerful Allies Recruited:	4	Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	2
Magic Items Found:	8455	Eclipse Rings Activated:	4
Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	2	Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	3
Crops Grown:	1831	Astral Mages Summoned:	3

Stunner Network is a high-quality Minecraft server offering a unique and exciting gameplay experience. With a strong community, custom features, and lag-free performance, we provide the best environment for players to enjoy. Whether you love survival, minigames, or custom game modes, Stunner Network has something for everyone. Join now and become part of the adventure.

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Whispered Secrets 1.20.6

1.20.6, behind closed doors, Classified, Confidential, Covert, covert communication, discreet communication, discretion, gossip, hush-hush., insider knowledge, off the record, Private, privileged information, rumor, secret, Secrets, Sensitive, undercover, undisclosed, undisclosed information., undisclosed source, whispered

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Players:	100/200	Votes:	5833
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Alien Abductions:	4	Inescapable Mazes Solved:	1
Phantom Blocks Placed:	6	Sunfire Helmets Forged:	7
Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	1	Lost Souls Rescued:	1
Mythical Creatures Tamed:	5	Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	2
Runic Tablets Deciphered:	19	Gorgon Shields Crafted:	2
Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	3	Ores Mined:	8787
Pirate Ships Raided:	2	Ancient Ruins Explored:	5

Yo, listen up gamers! Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers that are as dry as your grandma’s cookies? Well, do I have the server for you! Picture this: a land filled with majestic castles, epic battles, and magical creatures galore. But wait, there’s more! Join now and you’ll get a pet dragon that farts rainbows and shoots lasers out of its eyes. I know, I know, it sounds too good to be true, but trust me, this server is the real deal. So what are you waiting for? Join now and let the madness begin!

ShowerCraftNoBFs

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Players:	97/100	Votes:	6203
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Whispering Caves Entered:	8	Shattered Realms Restored:	0
Invisible Walls Found:	2	Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	187
Lost Souls Rescued:	5	Emeralds Found:	4190
Infinity Stones Found:	5	Unseen Monsters Slain:	7
Warrior Spirits Summoned:	19	Mines Excavated:	2076
Starry Nights Enjoyed:	24	Talking Trees Consulted:	1
Void Gems Collected:	13	Hidden Villages Discovered:	2

Are you tired of dealing with awkward situations in your own home? Join our Minecraft server where you can escape the drama and build your own virtual paradise!

Imagine a world where you never have to worry about your sister’s boyfriend invading your personal space while you shower. On our server, you can shower in peace without any unwanted guests barging in.

No need to lock the bathroom door or worry about your clothes getting soaked – in our Minecraft world, everything stays dry no matter how steamy the showers get!

Join us and build your own private oasis where you can relax and unwind without any interruptions. Say goodbye to awkward encounters and hello to a stress-free gaming experience.

So why wait? Join our server now and start building the ultimate sanctuary where you can shower in peace and never have to deal with unwanted visitors again!

BodySwapCraft

BodyswapCraft

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Players:	102/400	Votes:	3106
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Phantom Rings Equipped:	17	Epic Quests Completed:	19
Astral Orbs Gathered:	13	Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	2
Phantom Knights Defeated:	10	Gryphons Tamed:	3
Mines Excavated:	3290	Talking Trees Consulted:	5
Shadow Daggers Crafted:	43	Cosmic Entities Communed With:	1
Shadow Figures Spotted:	2	Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	1
Volcanoes Explored:	2	Hedge Mazes Navigated:	9

Welcome to our Minecraft server where wishes come true! If a genie granted you a wish to change one part of your body, why not choose to join our server and change your Minecraft character’s body instead?

Imagine having the power to transform into any creature you desire, from a majestic unicorn to a ferocious dragon. Or maybe you’d prefer to have the ability to shoot fireballs from your fingertips or fly through the sky like a superhero.

Join us and embark on epic quests to find the magical genie lamp hidden deep within our server. Once you find it, you can make your wildest dreams a reality and become the ultimate Minecraft master. So what are you waiting for? Join now and let the wishes begin!

CraftyCanuck Minecraft Server

approach, Business, buy Canadian sentiment, Canadian companies, Canadian economy, Canadian products, companies, CraftyCanuck, economic policy, Economy, Exports, global trade, Government, Imports, international trade, Minecraft, North America, Politics, protectionism, Server, Tariffs, Trade, trade agreements

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Players:	102/300	Votes:	8722
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	1	Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	4
Spontaneous Duels Fought:	7	Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	6
Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	3	Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	1
Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	4	Divine Relics Bestowed:	13
Demon Skulls Collected:	21	Phantom Horses Ridden:	2
Wyrmholes Dug:	6	Ender Pearl Glitches:	2
God-Tier Weapons Forged:	19	Living Shadows Defeated:	1

so, liek, u know how there’s all this talk about tariffs and stuff, right? well, this server is all about supporting the ‘buy Canadian sentiment’! we got all the maple syrup and poutine u could ever want, eh! join us and show ur love for all things Canadian, eh! plus, we got a secret underground hockey rink where u can battle it out with ur friends for ultimate bragging rights, eh! come join us and let’s show those tariffs who’s boss, eh!

MineTrumpBorderTroop

#announcement, Agreement, border, decision, Economy, Government, immigration, international relations, mexico, mexico city, MineTrumpBorderTroop, Négotiation, paused, Politics, Sheinbaum, Tariffs, temporary, Trade, troop deployment, trump, united states

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Players:	98/100	Votes:	1134
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Necronomicon Pages Collected:	4	Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	2
Enchantments Applied:	52	Portal Loops Escaped:	1
Chaos Gates Opened:	1	Fabled Crowns Discovered:	9
Mysterious Portals Opened:	20	Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	2
Royal Courts Attended:	5	Cosmic Pies Baked:	9
Inescapable Mazes Solved:	3	Divine Scrolls Written:	13
Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	30	Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	4

so like, this server is like, so epic that even Trump had to pause his tariffs on Mexico for a month just to play on it. Sheinbaum was like, “OMG, this server is so lit, I gotta announce a troop border deployment just to protect it!” Join now and be part of the craziest Minecraft adventure ever. We have unicorns, flying pigs, and a secret diamond mine guarded by ninja turtles. Don’t miss out on the fun, join now and become a legend on this epic server!