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BroBro’s Basic Builds Minecraft Server

bare minimum, Basic, BroBros, Builds, Confrontation, double standards, Expectations, family conflict, family dynamics, Family Values, favoritism, gender bias, gender inequality, household expectations, Minecraft, Misogyny, parental favoritism, praise, Resentment, Server, sibling comparison, sibling rivalry, societal norms, traditional roles

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Players:	93/400	Votes:	3021
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Portal Loops Escaped:	3	Enchanted Armories Found:	3
Titanic Relics Retrieved:	5	Epic Weapons Forged:	2
Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	5	Celestial Crowns Worn:	1
Love Letters Sent:	13	Spectral Entities Defeated:	1
Hidden Villages Discovered:	1	Forbidden Tomes Read:	1
Infinite Doors Opened:	2	Divine Spears Created:	14
Meteorite Armor Created:	28	Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	1

Are you tired of being treated like the Cinderella of your family while your brother gets praised for the most mediocre accomplishments? Join our Minecraft server and escape the unfair expectations of the real world!

On our server, everyone is treated equally, regardless of gender! No more being overlooked for doing amazing things while your brother gets a standing ovation for taking out the trash once a year.

Vent your frustrations by building a virtual castle where you are the queen and your brother is the court jester. Show your family who the real MVP is in a world where your accomplishments are truly appreciated.

Join now and let out all your pent-up anger in a blocky, pixelated paradise where you can finally be the hero of your own story! Who needs real-life drama when you can create your own epic saga on our server? Let’s build a world where equality reigns supreme and where you can finally get the recognition you deserve!

HangryCraft

Beer, BUTTER, Causa Rellena, Cheeses, Cooking, crackers, drinks, Food, Friends, HangryCraft, inside jokes, international dishes, jelly, Late, mashed potato, Party, Picky, Planning, Shrimp cocktail, Spanish tortilla, Themes, Time, turkey

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Players:	109/1000	Votes:	5055
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Secret Guilds Joined:	1	Dragons Tamed:	6
Villages Defended:	14	Endless Mazes Conquered:	3
Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	0	Infinite Doors Opened:	3
Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	3	Herobrine Sightings:	1
Blood Moons Survived:	3	Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	1
Battle Standards Raised:	15	World-Altering Spells Cast:	2
Inescapable Mazes Solved:	4	Mythical Quests Completed:	24

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where the food is always ready…or not! Join us for a wild time filled with unexpected twists and turns, just like this story of a failed dinner party.

Imagine a world where the only thing on the menu is beer, crackers, butter, and jelly – sounds delicious, right? Well, that’s just the beginning of the culinary chaos you’ll experience on our server.

Feast your eyes on unrefrigerated turkey, cheeses, and the best mashed potatoes you’ve ever tasted (according to the host, at least). Who needs a functioning fridge when you can have a room temperature buffet?

So come on over and join us for a dining experience unlike any other. Who knows, you might even find yourself eating a grotesque amount of food and questioning if you’re the AITA of the Minecraft world. See you there!

Anarchus: Where chaos reigns, and staff are hard to find!

Anarchus, anti cheat, Builds, Chaos, Chat Rules, creating, creativity, Custom Items, Discord, Events, Experience, Find, Griefing, HARD, Ip:, Land claiming, Minecraft, motivated individuals, Other, PvP, REIGNS, Server, Skills, Staff, unique items, Version

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Players:	92/900	Votes:	8417
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Mines Excavated:	4826	Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	45
Wyrmholes Dug:	8	Chaos Gates Opened:	1
Endless Night Skies:	4	Paranormal Events Investigated:	4
Enchanted Forests Planted:	3	Fairy Circles Danced In:	10
Dragonkin Hatched:	2	Celestial Blades Sharpened:	15
Epic Weapons Forged:	8	Forbidden Tomes Read:	2
Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	5	Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	6

Anarchus Minecraft Server

Overview
Anarchus is a Semi-Anarchy / Enhanced Vanilla server. Similar to anarchy servers, there are few chat rules, no land claiming, and full pvp/griefing, but it also has a proper anti-cheat and custom features such as 600+ unique items. We are currently looking for staff for various positions.

FAQ

Question	Answer
What is the server IP?	~anarchus.fun~
What version is the server running?	1.20.1-1.20.4
How can I apply for staff?	Contact JohnSGV on discord for more information.
Is there a Discord server for Anarchus?	Yes, you can join the Discord server at https://discord.gg/SbZrCxH

Elf Love Minecraft Server

Adventure, Character customization, date, dating sim, Elf, elf character, FANTASY, fantasy world, games, Interactive Fiction, love, Magic, Minecraft, mythical creatures, Play, relationships, role playing, romance, Server, simulation, storytelling, virtual world

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Players:	90/800	Votes:	4328
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Eldritch Medallions Worn:	15	Magical Moments Shared:	22
God-Killer Bows Constructed:	6	Bizarre Potions Brewed:	6
Unbreakable Curses Broken:	1	Celestial Beings Befriended:	0
Animals Bred:	39	Astral Orbs Gathered:	19
Epic Quests Completed:	6	Mines Excavated:	4755
Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	4	Royal Decrees Issued:	5
Undead Armies Raised:	0	Mineshafts Explored:	3

Are you tired of the same old boring Minecraft servers where all you do is mine and build? Well, look no further because on our server, you can date other players or even play as an elf! That’s right, forget about fighting zombies and creepers, it’s all about finding love or casting magical spells in our enchanted world.

Join us if you want to experience the thrill of going on virtual dates with other players, or if you’ve always dreamed of living out your fantasy as a mystical elf. Who knows, you might even find your soulmate in the pixelated world of Minecraft!

So what are you waiting for? Come join our server and embark on a journey full of romance and magic. Trust us, you won’t find another Minecraft server like this anywhere else!

4ChanWisdomMinecraftSMP

4chan, 4ChanWisdomMinecraftSMP, Based, controversial, critical thinking, Deep thinking, Enlightened, Insightful, intellectual, internet culture, Introspective, knowledge, meme, original, philosophy, SELF AWARENESS, self improvement, Thought-provoking, Unconventional, unique perspective, wisdom

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Players:	92/600	Votes:	306
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Mystery Villagers Spotted:	6	Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	4
Epic Quests Completed:	6	Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	2
Titanic Relics Retrieved:	4	Parallel Universes Unraveled:	2
Warlock Pacts Sealed:	1	Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	6
Lost Cities Unearthed:	5	God-Tier Weapons Forged:	25
Wizards Turned into Frogs:	1	Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	2
Astral Projections Made:	1	Void Gems Collected:	39

Are you tired of playing on boring Minecraft servers where the only thing people talk about is their diamond armor? Well, look no further because our SMP is filled with players who possess wisdom that is so next level, it’s like they’re speaking in ancient memes from the depths of the internet.

Join our server if you want to experience the thrill of battling giant chickens that shoot lasers out of their eyes, or if you want to trade with villagers who are secretly aliens in disguise. Our community is so wild, even Herobrine himself is scared to log on.

So come join us if you’re ready to laugh until your diamond sword breaks, build the most ridiculous structures you can think of, and make friends with players who are as crazy as a creeper on caffeine. Trust us, you won’t find an SMP like this anywhere else.

DogGoneVacay Minecraft Server

Asshole, beach house, Communication, Conflict, cost, death, disagreement, dog, DogGoneVacay, emotional, family, GRIEVING, Heartless, Minecraft, MONEY, parents, payment, reimbursement, rental, Respect, Server, sister, vacation

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Players:	102/1000	Votes:	500
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	1	Lost Cities Unearthed:	1
Holy Grails Found:	4	Votes:	9437
Magic Wands Crafted:	24	Potions Brewed:	61
Living Statues Befriended:	2	Mythical Relics Collected:	17
Celestial Events Witnessed:	3	Epic Mounts Acquired:	2
Epic Bosses Defeated:	4	Ether Blades Crafted:	16
Cursed Lands Purified:	4	Eerie Music Discs Played:	6

Looking for a Minecraft server that’s as drama-filled as a soap opera? Look no further than our server! Join now for the chance to witness epic family feuds over vacation expenses, heartless demands for money, and a dog that’s worth more than a beach house rental.

Experience the thrill of navigating through sibling rivalry, emotional breakdowns, and heated arguments over who should foot the bill for a trip that ended up being a solo adventure. Will you be the one to mediate the situation and bring peace to this chaotic family dynamic? Or will you join in on the madness and stir up even more drama?

Don’t miss out on the opportunity to be part of a Minecraft server that’s more entertaining than reality TV. Join now and let the craziness unfold!

PeePalsCraft

apartment etiquette, apartment living, apartment sharing, bathroom cleanliness, bathroom etiquette, bathroom rules, cohabitation conflicts, Communication Issues, compromise in relationships, domestic disputes, Gender Roles, girlfriend request, home habits, hygiene habits, living together, peeing standing up, PeePalsCraft, personal boundaries, personal space, relationship argument, respecting differences

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Players:	102/800	Votes:	1377
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Cosmic Entities Communed With:	2	Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	0
Enchanted Forests Planted:	12	Celestial Gardens Planted:	2
Elemental Temples Cleansed:	4	Wizards Turned into Frogs:	2
Chaos Orbs Controlled:	9	Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	1
Legendary Scepters Created:	5	Eldritch Medallions Worn:	5
Shattered Realms Restored:	1	Magical Ponies Rescued:	7
Magical Moments Shared:	20	Phantom Rings Equipped:	6

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where you can pee standing up without any judgment from your girlfriend! We understand the importance of bathroom etiquette, but we also believe in the freedom to choose your peeing position.

Join us for epic adventures and build your own virtual bathroom where you can pee however you please. No more arguments about bathroom habits, just pure Minecraft fun! Plus, our community is filled with players who support your right to pee standing up.

So come on, join our server and let the pee flow freely! Who knew virtual bathrooms could be so liberating?

EasyPeasySMPChaos

Adaptability, Challenges, conquering fears, determination, EasyPeasySMPChaos, facing challenges, growth mindset., hard work, humbling experiences, learning curve, misconceptions, new skills, overcoming obstacles, perseverance, persistence, problem solving, resilience, self improvement, trial and error, underestimated tasks, unexpected difficulties

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Players:	109/400	Votes:	673
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Enchanted Teapots Collected:	10	Wyrmholes Dug:	10
Magical Familiars Summoned:	3	Infernal Machines Built:	1
Ancient Guardians Awoken:	1	Evil Lairs Raided:	5
Enchantments Applied:	133	Witch’s Brew Drunk:	18
Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	8	Herobrine Sightings:	2
Corrupted Trees Chopped:	2	Enchanted Armories Found:	3
Endless Mazes Solved:	4	Endermen Teleportation Errors:	0

Are you tired of boring, vanilla Minecraft servers where the only challenge is finding diamonds? Well, look no further because our SMP is like no other! Join us for a wild ride filled with unexpected twists and turns that will leave you questioning your sanity.

Picture this: you’re peacefully mining for resources when suddenly, a pack of zombie chickens wielding diamond swords comes charging at you. Or how about the time when a group of friendly villagers turned out to be shape-shifting aliens trying to take over the server? Trust us, you’ll never have a dull moment on our SMP.

But wait, there’s more! Our server is also home to the legendary Ender Dragon’s rebellious teenage son, who loves to prank unsuspecting players by turning their houses into giant cakes. And let’s not forget about the elusive llama mafia that controls the black market trade of rare items.

So if you’re up for a challenge and ready to embark on the craziest Minecraft adventure of your life, join us now and see if you have what it takes to survive in our wacky world. Just remember, things may not always be as they seem, but that’s all part of the fun!

CraftyGloUp2021

changes, CraftyGloUp2021, Development, growth mindset., personal growth, progress, Reflection, self actualization, SELF AWARENESS, self development, Self Discovery, self improvement, self reflection, self-assessment, self-aware, self-empowerment, self-evaluation, self-improvement journey, self-reflection journey, self-transformation, transformation

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Players:	110/700	Votes:	1123
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Hedge Mazes Navigated:	5	Ender Pearl Glitches:	2
Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	1	Crystal Palaces Visited:	3
Dragon Eggs Hatched:	3	Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	5
Celestial Blades Sharpened:	8	Lost Cities Unearthed:	2
Legendary Items Repaired:	6	Haunted Chests Opened:	10
Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	1	Cosmic Entities Communed With:	1
Potions Brewed:	121	Alternate Realities Explored:	2

Are you tired of being the same old boring blockhead you were a year ago? Well, do we have the server for you! Join us and watch as you transform into the ultimate Minecraft master, complete with diamond armor and a pet dragon (okay, maybe we’re exaggerating a bit with the dragon part, but a player can dream, right?).

On our server, you’ll embark on epic quests that will challenge your skills and test your courage. You’ll meet quirky NPCs who will have you laughing so hard, you might just fall off your virtual horse (don’t worry, we’ll catch you). And who knows, you might even stumble upon a secret treasure chest filled with enchanted goodies that will make all your friends jealous.

So what are you waiting for? Join our server and become the hero you were always meant to be (or at least have a good time trying). Trust us, you won’t regret it (unless you’re allergic to fun, in which case, maybe stick to solitaire).

DroneWars Minecraft Server

#intelligence gathering, aerial warfare, Conflict, Defense, Drones, DroneWars, eastern europe, geopolitical tensions, international relations, military advancements, military capabilities, military comparison, Military operations, military technology, Minecraft, political leaders, russia, security measures, Server, Surveillance, UAVs, Ukraine, zelenskyy

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Players:	94/300	Votes:	9072
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Heroic Legacies Created:	3	Warlock Amulets Crafted:	13
Demonic Pacts Formed:	2	Fabled Crowns Discovered:	4
Enchanted Armories Found:	6	Celestial Dragons Tamed:	2
Dragons Tamed:	6	Dragon Eggs Hatched:	1
Godly Talismans Bestowed:	16	Omnipotent Charms Created:	2
Potions Brewed:	118	Eternal Flames Captured:	7
Legendary Titles Earned:	2	Moonlit Rituals Performed:	3

so, like, this server is like the ukraine of minecraft servers, man. we got more drones than russia, bro! zelenskyy himself said it, dude. join us and be part of the drone army, flying high above all the other players. we’re taking over the minecraft world, one drone at a time. come join the fun and see why ukraine is the place to be in july!