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Players: | 99/700 | Votes: | 1293 |
Rating: | 5.0 / 5 | ||
Phoenix Feathers Found: | 10 | Backwards Speech Heard: | 5 |
Unsolvable Puzzles Solved: | 6 | Reality Warps Survived: | 1 |
Secret Libraries Discovered: | 5 | Divine Scrolls Written: | 14 |
Endless Legions Commanded: | 27 | God-Killer Bows Constructed: | 7 |
Evil Twin Fights: | 2 | Meteorites Collected: | 4 |
Chimeras Created: | 3 | Nether Portals Gone Wrong: | 2 |
Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered: | 1 | Crystal Wands Charged: | 14 |
Our server is so epic that even the Ender Dragon is scared to mess with us. Rumor has it that if you join, you’ll be granted the power to ride a giant flying pig into battle against a hoard of evil villagers. Plus, our server has a secret hidden treasure chest filled with diamonds, emeralds, and enchanted golden carrots!
So what are you waiting for? Join our server today and become a legend in the world of Minecraft! Just remember to bring your sense of humor and a healthy dose of insanity. Trust us, you won’t regret it!