dutch humor – New Minecraft Servers (April 2025)

Ki-Jana’s Dutch Minecraft Server
Dutch, dutch community, Dutch culture, dutch ethnicity, dutch heritage, Dutch history, dutch humor, dutch identity, dutch jokes, Dutch language, dutch names, dutch nationality, dutch origins, Dutch people, dutch pride, dutch slang, Dutch society, dutch stereotypes, Dutch traditions, Ki-Jana Hoever, KiJanas, Minecraft, Server
Welcome to our Minecraft server where Dutch people reign supreme and everyone’s name is as unique as Ki-Jana Hoever! Join us for a wild ride filled with windmills, tulips, and endless blocks to mine.
Why join our server, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little story. Legend has it that if you dig deep enough, you’ll find a secret stash of cheese wheels guarded by a pack of friendly llamas. And if you manage to tame one of these llamas, they’ll lead you to a hidden village where the villagers speak only in memes.
But that’s not all! Our server is also home to the tallest tower made entirely out of diamond blocks, where players can challenge each other to epic build battles while riding on the backs of flying pigs. And if you’re lucky, you might even stumble upon a portal that leads to a dimension filled with dancing cows and disco sheep.
So what are you waiting for? Come join us on our Dutch-themed Minecraft server and experience a world like no other. Who knows, you might even run into Ki-Jana Hoever himself!

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Blocky Love Minecraft Server
blocky, cultural appropriation, cultural norms, historical trauma, interracial dating, Interracial Relationships, love, media representation, Meme culture, Minecraft, online discourse, power dynamics, race dynamics, racial dynamics, racial dynamics in relationships, racial fetishization, racial identity, racial stereotypes, Server, social commentary, social constructs, social justice, social media, Stereotypes
Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only excitement is mining for diamonds? Well, look no further because our server is where the real fun begins! Join us for a wild ride filled with crazy adventures and hilarious shenanigans.
Picture this: a world where white men and black women come together not for slave play, but for epic battles against creepers and zombies. Our server is a melting pot of chaos and laughter, where anything is possible.
But that’s not all! We have secret underground societies of chickens plotting to take over the world, and a group of llamas who have formed their own political party. You never know what kind of wacky surprises await you on our server.
So why wait? Join us now for a one-of-a-kind Minecraft experience that will leave you laughing and coming back for more. Who knew that a simple question could lead to such a hilarious and unforgettable adventure?

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CubicCraft Minecraft Server
Amazon, Blessing, Boyfriend, Communication, cubic zirconia, CubicCraft, DAUGHTER, deceitful, Diamond, Disappointment, ENGAGEMENT, engagement ring, Fiance, Honesty, jewelry, Marriage, Minecraft, placeholder, Proposal, real diamond, selfish, Server, small diamond
Welcome to our Minecraft server, where you can escape from the drama of real life and immerse yourself in a world of blocks and adventures! Join us for the most epic quests and battles, where you can build your own diamond castle and show off your bling to all your friends.
Just like the daughter in this story, you deserve the best – and on our server, you’ll find diamonds galore! No $19.99 Amazon rings here, only the finest virtual jewels for you to discover. Plus, our community is filled with hilarious players who will keep you entertained for hours on end.
So come on, join us on this wild ride and let’s make some memories that are worth way more than $100-$150. Who knows, maybe you’ll even find your own virtual diamond ring along the way!

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WhisperCraft: AITA Flatmate Mix-Up
flatmate, mixup, WhisperCraft
Welcome to our Minecraft server, where we have strict rules about noise after 11pm just like in a shared flat! But don’t worry, we have a solution for noisy neighbors that will make you laugh till you cry.
Imagine this: you’re peacefully mining away in your virtual world when suddenly, your neighbor in the game starts making a ruckus. They’re building a giant tower of dirt right next to your house and it’s driving you crazy. But fear not, because we have the ultimate weapon against noisy neighbors – Careless Whisper at max volume!
Just like our player who took matters into their own hands by blasting Careless Whisper to silence their noisy flatmate, you too can use this epic tactic to assert your dominance in the game. Who needs swords and armor when you have the power of smooth saxophone melodies to make your enemies tremble in fear?
Join our server now and experience the thrill of trolling your neighbors with Careless Whisper, because sometimes, a little musical intervention is all you need to conquer the virtual world. Let the saxophone be your guide to victory!

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CityCraftFamous
CityCraftFamous
Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with the same old cities? Well, look no further because our server is famous for having a city that is home to a population of talking llamas who run the local government! That’s right, these llamas wear suits and ties and hold meetings to discuss important city matters like where to build the next giant statue of a potato. Join our server and become a citizen of this wacky llama-run city, where the streets are paved with diamonds (literally, we have a diamond mine under the city) and the villagers ride around on flying pigs. Don’t miss out on the chance to be a part of this truly unique and hilarious Minecraft experience!

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IslandArmsHeistGoneWrong
ARMS, caribbean, CounterTerrorism, Cuba, embargo, foils, foreign affairs, Government, intelligence, international relations, investigation, ISLAND, IslandArmsHeistGoneWrong, law enforcement, Official, Plot, SECURITY, sneak, Surveillance, U.S, weapons smuggling
lolz come join our epic minecraft server where we play like cuban spies foiling plots and sneaking arms onto the island from the u.s.
we got secret missions and undercover ops that will blow your mind, like seriously, you will be like “whaaaat is happening right now?!”
our community is tight-knit like a cuban cigar, and we always have each other’s backs, even when we’re being chased by evil villains trying to steal our precious diamonds.
so come on, join us and be part of the most thrilling adventure you’ll ever experience in minecraft. plus, we have free virtual mojitos for all new players, so what are you waiting for? let’s do this! 🍹🕵️‍♂️💎

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NoShockCraft
anti-static flooring, anti-static measures, carpet installation, carpet manufacturing, carpet technology, carpet thickness, carpeted areas, conductive flooring, electrical conductivity, electrostatic discharge, electrostatic dissipation, flooring materials, human contact, interior carpeting, NoShockCraft, shock resistance, static control, static discharge prevention, static electricity, static prevention, static shock reduction
come join our minecraft server where the carpet is so thick, you won’t even feel the static shock when you touch someone! no more embarrassing moments of zapping your friends when you hug them. our server is like walking on clouds, except the clouds are made of carpet. join now and experience the luxurious world of non-static electricity!

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Stinkier than your grandpa’s socks! Stinky SMP: No Resets, No Whitelist, but definitely No Stink Reports. Join now for some funky fun!

Bloodshed, borderlands, Builder, Chat, Fun, Funky, grandpas, java, Join, love, Minecraft, Modded, Modpack, Nomad, Origins, Peace, PvP, redditors, Reports, Resets, Safezone, Server, smp, socks, stink, stinkier, STINKY, trader.., Vanilla, Whitelist

Stinky SMP Overview

Server Version	1.20.1 (and updating)
Server Features	Fair moderation, extreme longevity, inclusivity of all playstyles
Performance	Vanilla+ modpack with optimizers, 16GB RAM, Ryzen 9 7950x CPU
Gameplay	Safezone-Borderlands system, Origins mod with custom origins

FAQ – Frequently Asked Questions

1. How often is the server updated?

The server is regularly updated, with the latest version being 1.20.1. Updates are done to ensure the best gameplay experience for all players.

2. What is the server’s approach to moderation?

Stinky SMP upholds fair moderation practices, with appeals and punishment only for true rulebreaks. The focus is on creating a welcoming and inclusive community for all players.

3. How long has the server been running without resets?

Since May 2022, the server has had no resets, providing players with a sense of longevity and continuity in their gameplay experience.

4. Can players suggest changes or features for the server?

Yes, players are encouraged to make suggestions for the server. The staff team reviews all suggestions and considers implementing them to enhance the overall gameplay experience.

5. What is the server’s stance on griefing and PvP?

The server operates on a Safezone-Borderlands system, where a central area around spawn is protected from griefing, killing, and stealing. The Borderlands area allows for more intense gameplay, including PvP and griefing.

6. What is the Origins mod, and how does it enhance gameplay?

The Origins mod on Stinky SMP adds a unique element to the gameplay, with custom origins carefully designed and balanced. Players can choose from a variety of origins to suit their playstyle and preferences.

ChadCraft Minecraft Server
AUTHORITY, Chad, chadcraft, comparison, crime, criminal, Criminal activities, criminal behavior, criminal behavior analysis, criminal justice system, Justice, law enforcement, law enforcement agency, law enforcement officer, law enforcement profession, lawbreaker, Minecraft, Police, police conduct, police officer, police vs criminal, Server, societal norms
Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only excitement is mining for diamonds? Well, look no further because our server is where the real action is at! Join us and answer the age-old question: who is more chad, a policeman or a criminal?
On our server, you can choose to be a cop and uphold the law by patrolling the streets and catching those pesky criminals. Or you can embrace your inner rebel and become a mastermind criminal, pulling off heists and evading the fuzz at every turn.
But that’s not all! Our server features insane mini-games like “Cops vs. Robbers” where the stakes are high and the laughs are even higher. Plus, our community is filled with hilarious characters who will keep you entertained for hours on end.
So why wait? Join our server today and see if you have what it takes to be the ultimate chad in this epic showdown between cops and robbers!

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BlockParty Minecraft Server
blockparty, character profiles, Eicon search tool, erotic roleplaying, F-List, F-List community, fetishes, filtered ads, flg, Forums, kinks, like-minded partners, live status tracker, Minecraft, profile image search, roleplay logs, Roleplaying, Server, site drama, The Brink, third party chat client, tq, webchat
Welcome to our Minecraft server, where we take roleplaying to a whole new level! Forget about building houses and farming crops, here you can create character profiles and find like-minded partners with similar interests and fetishes to roleplay with. Our webchat is perfect for textual roleplaying, and our group forums have more kinks and depravity than you can shake a stick at!
Join us for a wild ride filled with drama, gossip, and outrageous roleplay scenarios. Our community is always buzzing with excitement and creativity, so come on in and let your imagination run wild. Who knows, you might just find yourself on the brink of a whole new world of possibilities!
So what are you waiting for? Dive into the madness and join us on this epic adventure of roleplaying and fun. Just be prepared to leave your inhibitions at the door, because things are about to get wild!

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BedroomBrawlCraft
AITAH, BedroomBrawlCraft, Boundaries, broken air mattress, brothers step kids, cabin accommodations, child discipline, difficult children, disrespectful kids, family conflict, family dynamics, family vacation, not giving up my bedroom, parenting, rude behavior, sharing bedrooms, Siblings, stepsons, vacation etiquette, vacation home
Welcome to our Minecraft server, where we promise you won’t have to deal with any deflating air mattresses or entitled stepkids! Join us for a wild adventure filled with epic builds and crazy antics.
Imagine a world where you don’t have to sacrifice your own comfort for unruly children who can’t listen. On our server, you can sleep soundly in your own virtual bedroom without anyone demanding you give it up for their own convenience.
We don’t tolerate any entitled behavior here, so you can rest assured that you won’t have to deal with any rude comments or passive-aggressive attitudes. Our community is all about having fun and enjoying the game without any unnecessary drama.
So come join us on our Minecraft server and leave the real-life family vacation drama behind. Build, explore, and laugh with us as we create our own virtual paradise where everyone is welcome, as long as they leave the air mattresses intact!

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