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Players: | 94/1000 | Votes: | 4085 |
Rating: | 4.8 / 5 | ||
Legendary Heroes Trained: | 2 | Wilderness Tamed: | 8 |
Reality Distortions Fixed: | 3 | Astral Orbs Gathered: | 12 |
Forbidden Grimoires Read: | 5 | Eclipse Rings Activated: | 4 |
Wailing Winds Heard: | 4 | Lunar Eclipses Witnessed: | 1 |
Fairy Circles Danced In: | 10 | Ghost Trains Ridden: | 0 |
Hidden Villages Discovered: | 2 | Backwards Speech Heard: | 6 |
Fabled Crowns Discovered: | 10 | Shadow Figures Spotted: | 6 |
Welcome to our totally rad Minecraft server where you can escape the woes of being a lonely incel! Are you tired of being told to “man up” and start a family? Well, look no further because on our server, you can build your own virtual family with blocky characters who will never judge you for being a forever alone.
Join us for epic adventures and hilarious shenanigans as you navigate through our pixelated world filled with zany characters and outrageous quests. Who needs a real family when you can have a virtual one that’s just as dysfunctional?
So what are you waiting for, incels? It’s time to put down the body pillow and pick up your pickaxe as you embark on a journey to find companionship in the most unexpected of places. Join our server now and start building your own digital dynasty today!