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Players: | 92/300 | Votes: | 3153 |
Rating: | 4.8 / 5 | ||
Cursed Gauntlets Discovered: | 6 | Buildings Constructed: | 15 |
Astral Orbs Gathered: | 16 | Shattered Realms Restored: | 2 |
Mythical Quests Completed: | 46 | Legendary Titles Earned: | 1 |
Interstellar Fungi Gathered: | 2 | Eerie Music Discs Played: | 5 |
Time-Traveling Monkeys Met: | 0 | Vampire Cloaks Sewn: | 1 |
Forbidden Relics Collected: | 2 | Soul Contracts Signed: | 5 |
Inescapable Mazes Solved: | 4 | Time Loop Anomalies Resolved: | 2 |
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