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Sassycraft: The Rude Animal Kingdom

animal, Animal Behavior, animal behavior study, animal characteristics, animal cognition, animal communication, animal conversations, Animal emotions, Animal intelligence, animal interactions, animal kingdom, animal language, animal personalities, animal psychology, Animals, Communication, hypothetical questions, hypothetical scenarios, Kingdom, Rude, rude animals, SassyCraft, Talking Animals

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Players:	101/300	Votes:	2161
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Magic Items Found:	6866	Volcanoes Explored:	2
Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	12	Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	2
Runes Activated:	6	Unbreakable Curses Broken:	2
Ancient Ruins Explored:	5	Cursed Taverns Survived:	3
Celestial Dragons Tamed:	3	Celestial Blades Sharpened:	7
Magic Crystals Found:	19	Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	14
Enchanted Teapots Collected:	12	Demon Skulls Collected:	35

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where animals not only talk, but they also throw shade like there’s no tomorrow! Picture this: you’re peacefully mining for diamonds when suddenly a cow strolls by and starts roasting you for your terrible mining skills. Or how about a chicken that won’t stop clucking insults at you for wearing mismatched armor? It’s a wild world out there, but hey, at least you’ll never be bored! Join our server for a chance to witness the sassiest animals in all of Minecraft and maybe even make some new frenemies along the way. Who knew that the rudest species of them all would be the ones with feathers and fur?

PezCraft2021

Campaign, Candidate, CONSERVATIVE, current events, Democracy, election, expected winner, Government, iran, Iranian, leadership, MIDDLE EAST, Moderate Pezeshkian, News, PezCraft2021, Politics, presidential race, reformist, speculation, Tehran, Voting

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Players:	104/100	Votes:	7976
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Hidden Passages Discovered:	7	Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	1
Wizards Turned into Frogs:	2	Ancient Ruins Explored:	5
Haunted Forests Traversed:	7	Omnipotent Charms Created:	2
Glitched Entities Encountered:	1	Legendary Scepters Created:	4
Whispering Shadows Heard:	2	Mythical Quests Completed:	34
Eldritch Medallions Worn:	5	Epic Quests Completed:	7
Forbidden Tomes Read:	7	Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	13

lol imagine a world where the president is a pezeshkian! come join our minecraft server where we have pezeshkians running around ruling the land! they’re super smart and will make sure you have the best time ever! plus, our server is so cool that even the iranian source says it’s the best! come join now and be part of the pezeshkian revolution!

PiggyCraft – Not Just for Pigs!

Childhood, coin banks, Cultural, cute, finance, MONEY, piggy bank alternatives, piggy bank collection, piggy bank design, piggy bank facts, piggy bank for adults, piggy bank for kids, piggy bank history, piggy bank origin, piggy bank symbolism, piggy banks, PiggyCraft, Pigs, quirky, savings, tradition

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Players:	94/200	Votes:	9564
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Celestial Crowns Worn:	5	Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	20
Gorgon Shields Crafted:	1	Cursed Diamonds Mined:	4
Battle Standards Raised:	14	Mythical Swords Crafted:	84
Ghost Trains Ridden:	0	Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	2
Mystic Runes Engraved:	3	Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	3
Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	3	World-Altering Spells Cast:	1
God-Killer Bows Constructed:	2	Phantom Blocks Placed:	5

come join our epic minecraft server where pigs actually ARE shaped like banks! yea you heard that right, our pigs are walking, oinking, money-holding machines. imagine riding into battle on a flying piggy bank, dropping coins on your enemies like a boss.

not only that, but our server has a secret underground lair filled with treasure chests that are guarded by dancing llamas. you gotta bust a move to get past them and claim your loot.

oh, and did we mention the giant rainbow unicorn that roams the land, granting wishes to those who can catch it? yea, it’s like a magical game of tag with a mythical creature.

so come on over and join the fun on our server where the pigs are banks and the llamas are dancers. it’s a wild ride you won’t want to miss!

BrainShrinkCraft

brain function, brain health, brain shrinkage, brain structure, BrainShrinkCraft, cognitive decline, cognitive function, long-term benzodiazepine use, long-term effects, memory decline, Memory Loss, mental health, mood disorders, mood regulation, neurological impacts, neurology, prescription drugs, psychiatric medication, research, side effects, study

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Players:	109/200	Votes:	4822
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Astral Amulets Crafted:	30	Star Shards Collected:	106
Arcane Towers Raised:	4	Lava Oceans Crossed:	2
Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	3	Magic Crystals Found:	20
Cuddly Creatures Pet:	27	Infinite Doors Opened:	2
Mythical Quests Completed:	33	Celestial Dragons Tamed:	1
Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	3	Heavenly Choirs Heard:	3
Vanishing Items Found:	6	Endless Night Skies:	4

join dis epic minecraft server where ur brain will shrink like a raisin from too much benzos! u wanna forget where u put ur diamond sword? join us! we got u covered! our server is like a maze for ur brain cells, u won’t know which way is up! come on in and let the madness begin!

Grass Stackin’ Down Under – Where even the kangaroos survive better than in real life! Towny, City Rewards included!

Ars Nouveau, Australia, Chipped, city, Discord, Dungeons, Events, farmers delight, GRASS, Included, Kangaroos, Life, Mature Community, mic, Modded, Mystical Agriculture, proximity voice chat, real, Rewards, sophisticated backpacks, sophisticated storage, Stackin, SURVIVE, The Graveyard, town-building, Towny, Vanilla, Waystones, Whitelisted

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Players:	109/600	Votes:	6540
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Forbidden Grimoires Read:	4	Demonic Pacts Formed:	0
Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	2	Ender Pearl Glitches:	3
Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	3	Sunfire Helmets Forged:	9
Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	1	Alien Abductions:	3
Mythical Relics Collected:	13	Phantom Blocks Placed:	2
Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	3	Heroic Oaths Sworn:	9
Ether Blades Crafted:	14	Soulbound Rings Equipped:	12

Stack of Grass Season 2 Minecraft Server Overview

Player Base	Whitelisted, preferably 18+ for a mature and chill ambiance
Gameplay Mods	“Ars Nouveau”, “The Graveyard”, “Chipped”, “Mystical Agriculture”, etc.
Commands	/home, /sethome, and other teleporting commands available
In-Game Social	Proximity voice chat, town building emphasis
Server Life	Scripted Dungeons, community events

FAQs

1. How can I join the server?

For application and more information, please check out the discord server: https://discord.gg/kT2cqVSk2Y

2. Is the server new?

No, this season has been running since early April, 2024.

3. What age group is preferred for players?

Preferably 18+ for a mature and chill ambiance.

4. Are there any special mods on the server?

Yes, mods like “Ars Nouveau”, “The Graveyard”, “Chipped”, “Mystical Agriculture” are featured.

5. What social features are available in-game?

Proximity voice chat and emphasis on town building and community building.

6. What kind of events are hosted on the server?

Scripted Dungeons with rewards, community events to bring players together.

CraftyCombat Minecraft Server

action, amazing, best, combat system, Copy, CraftyCombat, design, dynamic, Engaging, FANTASY, ff7r, gameplay, Immersive, innovation, inspiration, Mechanics, Minecraft, REBIRTH, RPG, Server, strategy, Studios, video games

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Players:	98/600	Votes:	1795
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Secret Guilds Joined:	1	Sunfire Helmets Forged:	3
Goblin Armies Outwitted:	8	Ghost Trains Ridden:	2
Cozy Campfires Lit:	10	Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	9
Ancient Dragons Awakened:	3	Astral Amulets Crafted:	16
Magic Items Found:	6197	Whispering Caves Entered:	2
Immortal Anvils Forged:	11	Void Gems Collected:	16
Herobrine Sightings:	8	Votes:	8859

Are you tired of boring old combat systems in Minecraft servers? Well, look no further because our server has the most epic combat system inspired by Final Fantasy 7 Remake and Rebirth! Imagine battling creepers and skeletons with the same intensity as Cloud Strife taking on Sephiroth. It’s a game-changer, literally!

Join our server and experience the thrill of combat like never before. Swing your diamond sword with finesse and unleash powerful spells on your enemies. Who needs boring old PvP when you can have epic battles that rival those in AAA games?

Don’t miss out on this revolutionary experience. Join now and show everyone who the true master of combat is in the world of Minecraft!

CryptoCraft Minecraft Server

12 hour, 56400, Bitcoin, Blockchain, bullish signal, CryptoCraft, cryptocurrency, digital asset, Digital Currency, finance, green dot, Investment, market analysis, market movement, market trend, Minecraft, price prediction, resistance level, Server, support level, Technical Analysis, Trading, trading strategy

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Players:	103/800	Votes:	2171
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Inescapable Mazes Solved:	3	Heroic Legacies Created:	1
Eclipse Rings Activated:	1	Soul Contracts Signed:	2
Gnome Villages Protected:	9	Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	14
Chaos Gates Opened:	3	Emeralds Found:	7935
Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	2	Ores Mined:	3426
Meteorite Armor Created:	16	Dimensional Rifts Closed:	4
Forbidden Tomes Read:	5	Evil Lairs Raided:	8

Join our Minecraft server if you want to witness the magical phenomenon of a big green dot appearing on the 12-hour chart every time Bitcoin hits 56,400! Legend has it that this green dot brings good luck and fortune to all players who are online at that moment. Who needs diamonds when you have the power of the green dot on your side? Join now and become the richest player in the virtual world!

HygieneCraft Minecraft Server

Boundaries, cleanliness, Communication, Confrontation, depression, emotional wellbeing, family dynamics, Honesty, household responsibilities, hygiene, HygieneCraft, mental health, Mental Wellness, Minecraft, personal growth, personal hygiene, SELF AWARENESS, self improvement, self-care, Server, sibling relationships, sibling support, Therapy

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Players:	91/200	Votes:	1925
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Cursed Amulets Found:	2	Dragon Eggs Found:	6732
Shadow Figures Spotted:	5	Treasure Maps Found:	10
Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	2	Players Killed by Monsters:	5662
Divine Spears Created:	30	Ancient Ruins Explored:	1
Chimeras Created:	3	Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	2
Astral Projections Made:	4	Wilderness Tamed:	7
Demon Skulls Collected:	48	Cursed Villages Purged:	4

Are you tired of living with a stinky sibling who hasn’t showered in weeks? Do you dread the thought of friends coming over and being assaulted by the smell of dirty socks and unwashed bodies? Well, fear not, because on our Minecraft server, cleanliness is next to godliness!

Join our server and escape the horrors of living with a hygiene-challenged family member. No more skid-marked underwear to clean up, no more long toenails causing foot pain, and definitely no more breath that could knock out a creeper. We offer a safe haven for those who appreciate the sweet scent of soap and the joy of a freshly trimmed nail.

Our server is a sanctuary for those who value personal hygiene and want to build a world free from the stench of neglect. So come join us and leave the smelly sibling drama behind. After all, who needs real-life hygiene battles when you can have a clean and fragrant virtual world to escape to?

VIParentalConflict

AUTHORITY, bank statements, Birthday, Christian values, Communication, Concert, Conflict, conservative parents, disagreement, Disrespect, exclusion, family tension, Humiliation, obedience, Parental authority, Siblings, Sin, Tension, vip ticket, VIParentalConflict, well-being

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Players:	105/800	Votes:	7573
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	0	Dragons Tamed:	7
Forgotten Legends Remembered:	9	Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	6
Celestial Dragons Tamed:	2	Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	1
Animals Bred:	135	Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	4
Legendary Titles Earned:	3	Legendary Scepters Created:	3
Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	3	Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	2
Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	0	Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	2

Are you tired of boring Minecraft servers with no drama? Well, look no further! Join our server for a wild ride filled with family feuds and rebellious decisions!

Picture this: you’re a 20-year-old player who bought a VIP ticket to a concert without consulting your conservative Christian parents. The tension is rising as the concert date approaches, and your siblings are caught in the middle of it all. Will you cancel the ticket and obey your parents, or will you stand your ground and face the consequences?

But wait, there’s more! Your parents believe that attending the concert is a sin and will lead you down a dangerous path. Will you defy their wishes and embrace the “worldly” activities of a Minecraft server, or will you honor your father and mother as the Bible commands?

Join us for a server experience like no other, where family drama meets Minecraft madness. Who needs reality TV when you have our server to keep you entertained? Don’t miss out on the chaos – join now!

Turnabout: Where diamonds are a girl’s best friend (but creepers definitely aren’t)

arent, building, Community, CREEPERS, Dedicated, diamonds, Discord, Economy, end event, end exploration, Friend, Friendly, Fun, Girls, Griefing, Hermitcraft-like, Minecraft, Mods, Protection, Redstone, Semi Vanilla, Server, shopping district, smp, stealing, Turnabout, Whitelist

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Players:	110/300	Votes:	5664
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Mythical Creatures Tamed:	0	Heroic Legacies Created:	7
Royal Courts Attended:	5	Elemental Temples Cleansed:	3
Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	4	Phantom Knights Defeated:	2
Legendary Titles Earned:	2	Dragonkin Hatched:	5
Warrior Spirits Summoned:	23	Secret Guilds Joined:	1
Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	5	Infinity Stones Found:	2
Elemental Crystals Collected:	60	Gnome Villages Protected:	4

Turnabout Minecraft Server Overview:

Focus	Features
Community-Building	Friendly mods, whitelisted server, protection against griefing and stealing
Events	End event recently held, shopping district in progress
Server Style	Building and redstone focused
Community	Looking for friendly and dedicated players
Discord	Discord Link

FAQ – Frequently Asked Questions:

Question	Answer
How do I join the Turnabout Minecraft server?	Join the discord server using the link provided above and follow the instructions for whitelisting.
Are there any specific rules on the server?	Yes, there are rules in place to ensure a positive and enjoyable experience for all players. These will be provided upon joining and must be followed.
What can I expect from the community on Turnabout?	Turnabout focuses on creating a welcoming and helpful community. Players and mods are friendly and eager to assist each other, fostering a positive environment.
Is griefing or stealing allowed on the server?	No, Turnabout has protections in place to prevent griefing and stealing. You can build and play without worrying about your creations being destroyed or items being stolen.
What activities can I participate in on the server?	The server is building and redstone focused, with events such as end exploration and a developing shopping district. Players are encouraged to engage in building projects and community events.
Can I contribute to the server’s economy?	Yes, a shopping district is being set up for players to engage in economic activities. You can participate in trading, selling goods, and contributing to the server’s growing economy.
Are there specific requirements to join the server?	While Turnabout is looking for friendly and dedicated players, there are no strict requirements other than following the rules and being a positive member of the community.
How can I get in touch with server moderators or support?	The best way to contact server mods or receive support is through the Discord server. You can ask questions, report issues, or seek assistance from the helpful mods on the server.

Feel free to join our server and become a part of the Turnabout community!