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Players:	94/900	Votes:	6711
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Shadow Wolves Tamed:	2	Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	1
Mimic Chests Discovered:	2	Forgotten Legends Remembered:	10
Dragon Hoards Looted:	2	Twisted Realms Survived:	1
Gods Slained:	1	Witch’s Brew Drunk:	5
Eldritch Scrolls Read:	5	Living Shadows Defeated:	2
World-Altering Spells Cast:	2	Magic Wands Crafted:	24
Unholy Beasts Tamed:	1	Backwards Speech Heard:	3

Welcome to our wild and wacky Minecraft SMP, where the only limit is your imagination (and maybe the occasional creeper explosion)! Join us for a server experience like no other, where we have more drama than a soap opera and more laughs than a stand-up comedy show.

Why should you join our server, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little story about how our resident builder accidentally turned their house into a giant chicken coop because they thought it would attract more players. Spoiler alert: it didn’t, but now we have chickens running amok everywhere!

And don’t even get me started on the time our fearless leader tried to ride a pig off a cliff thinking it would fly like a magical unicorn. Let’s just say it didn’t end well, but hey, at least we got some bacon out of it!

So if you’re looking for a Minecraft SMP that’s as unpredictable as a llama on a trampoline, then come join us! Just remember, if my grandma had a cock and balls, she’d probably be the reigning champion of our server’s annual pig racing competition. So what are you waiting for? Join us now and let the madness begin!

RServer

Creative, Economy, PvP, Survival, Vanilla

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Players:	100/900	Votes:	2497
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Forbidden Relics Collected:	2	Cursed Swords Broken:	1
Hidden Passages Discovered:	2	Forbidden Tomes Read:	2
Mythical Creatures Tamed:	0	Backwards Speech Heard:	1
Bizarre Potions Brewed:	7	Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	11
Divine Spears Created:	27	Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	0
Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	1	Mimic Chests Discovered:	4
Godly Talismans Bestowed:	13	Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	1

The server itself is on 1.15.2, but you can join from 1.18.1 too!

Discord – https://rserver.co.uk/discord

mc.rserver.co.uk

Craft Monster

Economy, PvP, Survival, Towny

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Players:	106/100	Votes:	2217
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Legendary Heroes Trained:	7	Inverted Worlds Discovered:	2
Goblin Armies Outwitted:	10	Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	2
Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	4	Herobrine Sightings:	0
Godly Talismans Bestowed:	9	Immortal Potions Brewed:	7
Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	3	Falling into the Void:	2
Ores Mined:	1366	Dragons Adopted as Pets:	3
Forbidden Tomes Read:	4	Infernal Machines Built:	2

welcome to the best minecraft server forever! we are still in beta but working hard everyday to upgrade. we have mcmmo, towny, jobs, ma arena, ect. mcmmo is upgraded no nerfs, jobs lvl up slow but have no lvl cap so the more you work the richer you get. you can farm both mcmmo and jobs xp in ma arena without switching worlds. the world is giant so come try it out

craftmonster.serverminer.com

Minecraft Middle Earth

Creative

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Players:	106/400	Votes:	1161
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Secret Passages Found:	4	Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	0
Magical Familiars Summoned:	2	Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	2
Soul Contracts Signed:	3	Treasure Maps Found:	9
Epic Bosses Defeated:	2	Secret Libraries Discovered:	4
Ether Blades Crafted:	7	Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	2
Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	3	Crystal Wands Charged:	8
Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	7	Phantom Ships Sailed:	1

A community dedicated to building the world of Middle-Earth. It features build projects where everyone can join and compete to show off their building skills. The server is heavily focused on building. Weekly events called Themed Builds are being held, these focus on a particular style or theme.

build.mcmiddleearth.com

ShireCraft

Creative

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Players:	105/100	Votes:	3382
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	2	Alternate Realities Explored:	4
Forbidden Tomes Read:	3	Ethereal Couriers Hired:	1
Astral Amulets Crafted:	36	Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	4
Sentient Weapons Trained:	3	Emeralds Found:	2594
Chimeras Created:	3	Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	1
Glitched Entities Encountered:	3	Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	2
Zombie Dances:	2	Elemental Temples Cleansed:	1

Hello and Welcome to The ShireCraft thread!

We want to give you an idea of what to expect by picking us as your server to play on, but we do not want to enlighten you with nearly all of the information!

To begin, we are a semi-creative freebuilding server. What this means is, you start in survival, and earn creative upon reaching the specified rank. Freebuilding means, we don’t have those god awful plotme worlds. We love the environment, and believe buildings look better in a natural environment, not shoved in a 40×40 plot, on flat land, right next to a building that doesn’t compliment yours.

To give you a bit more, if you achieve the rank to build in the world freely, if you prove your build is good, and is well-developed, you can get your own /warp and that becomes your OWN region!

We also, want to emphasize that we are a very closely-knit community. We are smaller, and thus, we are a lot more like family than members. We have a grand time talking among one another whilst building until our hearts content.

play.shirecraft.us

ElderCraft | Reallife | Mittelalter

Economy, Mini Games, Roleplay, Skyblock

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Players:	90/900	Votes:	9715
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Eerie Music Discs Played:	2	Moonlit Rituals Performed:	1
Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	1	Forbidden Doors Opened:	1
Soul Swords Wielded:	4	Unique Catgirls Spotted:	2
Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	1	Storm Giants Negotiated With:	2
Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	3	Void Gems Collected:	31
Cursed Statues Activated:	2	Enchanted Armories Found:	8
Teleportation Mishaps:	4	Ores Mined:	5541

Through mining, profession and trade you increase your wealth and work your way up – you decide for yourself in which direction. Sell land in your own city, trade profitably with all kinds of goods or discover your own way to fill your thaler bag. But the first hurdle will be your own property, because you don’t get that for free with us.

Medieval and rural buildings must be built in the DIRECT area of the spawn. In the wider area, i.e. in other cities, the architectural style can be freely chosen. Creativity should not be put at a stop. That’s the point of Minecraft, after all.

However, we offer MUCH more than our real-life server… Variety is very important to us. SkyBlock, CreativeMap, self-programmed game plugins (over 20 games in total) such as a shooter that you play with friends against monsters. TowerDefense 2 was built exclusively for us.

Get to know an interesting community with strict rules implementation and still lots of fun!

mc.eldercraft.de

Deathlands

Anarchy, Factions, Hardcore, PvP, Survival

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Players:	108/100	Votes:	7990
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Gods Slained:	2	Mystical Amulets Crafted:	24
Dragonkin Hatched:	1	Inescapable Mazes Solved:	1
Enchanted Forests Planted:	6	Ancient Ruins Explored:	1
Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	3	Buildings Constructed:	9
Cosmic Hamsters Found:	3	Rune Stones Activated:	12
Cursed Diamonds Mined:	6	Paranormal Events Investigated:	4
Legendary Heroes Trained:	6	Lost Artifacts Recovered:	2

Deathlands is an extremely hostile server where mobs spawn frequently and good gear isn’t common. Join this server, and fight against players and mobs alike as you ascend in this ultimate revision of Minecraft survival!

deathlands.mcserver.ws

EnderCraftNetwork Open and New

Creative, Factions, KitPvP, Mini Games, Prison

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Players:	102/1000	Votes:	2753
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Whispering Shadows Heard:	5	Bizarre Potions Brewed:	13
Dragon Eggs Found:	1045	Phoenix Feathers Found:	14
Enchanted Teapots Collected:	18	Horror Stories Survived:	4
Ethereal Couriers Hired:	1	Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	2
Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	2	Forbidden Relics Collected:	3
Hidden Villages Discovered:	3	Shattered Realms Restored:	2
Cursed Lands Purified:	10	Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	1

We need helpers for now and soon we might get youtubers so join now for awesomeness open is survival and creative

sithalive.no-ip.biz

ZetaCraft

Creative, Parkour, PvP, Survival

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Players:	105/200	Votes:	2921
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Storm Giants Negotiated With:	0	Players Killed by Monsters:	4727
Epic Weapons Forged:	2	Meteor Showers Witnessed:	2
Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	3	Love Letters Sent:	10
Demon Skulls Collected:	18	Shadow Realms Conquered:	0
Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	34	Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	1
Ancient Relics Unearthed:	295	Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	10
Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	5	Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	10

We are a server that you need to build and collect supplies to survive. Play with your friends to be the top players on the server, and go to the deepest tunnels mining at night to increase your skills. It may be a big adventure but there is nothing that can get in your way… Until now…. Fight players of all types from the youngest of Artisans, to the highest of the Pharoahs. Nothing can change your adventure because this is your own world…

play.zetacraft.net

Presidential Raids

Economy, Factions, PvP, Survival

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Players:	110/500	Votes:	8875
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Dragon Eggs Found:	3602	Magical Familiars Summoned:	2
Invisible Walls Found:	3	Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	4
Ancient Dragons Awakened:	3	Divine Spears Created:	23
Ancient Guardians Awoken:	1	Immortal Anvils Forged:	20
Dragons Tamed:	5	Haunted Forests Traversed:	2
Mineshafts Explored:	4	Mines Excavated:	4273
Unbreakable Chains Forged:	8	Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	6

We’re an up and growing factions server! Keeping it simple, not a bunch of plugins to cloud that real feel of minecraft, PvP, raiding all that good stuff. Most of all, cool people to talk, fight, ally with!

I’m not the server owner, I’m just trying to get more people.

23.94.150.75

Yggdrasil – The universe of Lindegaard

Creative, Economy, Mini Games, Skyblock, Survival

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Players:	105/800	Votes:	6283
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Celestial Beings Befriended:	2	Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	56
Ethereal Couriers Hired:	1	Secret Guilds Joined:	4
Crystal Palaces Visited:	1	Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	5
Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	5	Star Shards Collected:	95
Dragon Scales Harvested:	415	Hidden Villages Discovered:	3
Pirate Ships Raided:	1	Haunted Mines Explored:	2
Living Statues Befriended:	1	Chimeras Created:	2

Yggdrasil is a Survival Server with a taste of Nordic Mythology. Yggdrasil is the name of the world tree connecting the 9 worlds. Asgaard (Survival) is the first world. Explorer Asgaard and find the way to Midgaard (Creative), Alfheim (aSkyBlock), Helheim (Nether) or Muspellheim (Plot world).

mc.lindegaard.one