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Enchanted Quests 1.20.5

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Players:	92/700	Votes:	8756
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	3	Phantom Horses Ridden:	4
Divine Relics Bestowed:	14	Epic Weapons Forged:	8
Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	3	Goblin Armies Outwitted:	8
Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	1	Evil Portals Destroyed:	2
Elemental Temples Cleansed:	5	Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	12
Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	3	Astral Projections Made:	4
Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	14	Mysterious Portals Opened:	10

Yo, bro, come join this Minecraft server where you can be the ultimate dumb retard and get treated like a god by the Yuri community! It’s like being in a crazy comic book where you’re the star of the show, but also everyone’s favorite joke at the same time. Don’t question it, just embrace the chaos and let your inner shizo crazy 4chan anon shine!

DadCraftNoInLaws

Boundaries, chill at home, Communication, compromise, cookout, DadCraftNoInLaws, family, father in-law, Father’s Day, Fatherhood, hang out, husband, in-laws, Kids, parenting, quality time, relationships, sister-in-law, Support, take it easy, Understanding, Wife

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Players:	91/500	Votes:	6165
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Unbreakable Curses Broken:	1	Runes Activated:	7
Ghost Trains Ridden:	0	Curse of Binding Applied:	4
Ether Blades Crafted:	11	Shadow Wolves Tamed:	1
Heavenly Choirs Heard:	4	Mystic Runes Engraved:	7
Mythical Quests Completed:	17	Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	0
Villages Defended:	20	Ancient Ruins Explored:	1
Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	15	Celestial Beings Befriended:	2

Looking for a Minecraft server that understands the struggle of wanting to just chill at home on Father’s Day? Look no further! Our server is the perfect escape from family obligations and awkward cookouts.

Join us for a virtual Father’s Day celebration where you can hang out with your Minecraft kids and build epic structures together. No need to worry about in-laws or awkward family dynamics – just pure gaming fun!

Plus, rumor has it that our server is haunted by the ghost of a creeper who loves to photobomb your screenshots. So if you’re looking for a wild and wacky Minecraft experience, join us now and let the chaos begin!

GossipCraft Minecraft Server

Character, Communication, Conversation, discretion, Ethics, Friends, friendship, gossip, GossipCraft, judgment, loyalty, Minecraft, opinion, peer influence, personal boundaries, random strangers, relationships, Respect, Rumors, Server, social behavior, social dynamics, Trust

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Players:	110/700	Votes:	1487
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Votes:	7544	Sunfire Helmets Forged:	7
Royal Courts Attended:	4	Eldritch Scrolls Read:	2
Legendary Scepters Created:	8	Shadow Wolves Tamed:	1
Paranormal Events Investigated:	4	Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	2
Backwards Speech Heard:	6	Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	3
Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	2	Mineshafts Explored:	3
Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	11	Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	4

Oh, honey, let me tell you about this Minecraft server! It’s like a virtual gossip paradise where you can spill all the tea on random strangers without any consequences. Join us and let’s stir up some drama together! Plus, rumor has it that the server is haunted by a ghost who only communicates through gossip. So if you want to chat with a spectral shade while dishing out the latest rumors, this is the place to be. Trust me, you won’t find a more scandalous and entertaining server out there!

BlockyHeartacheBounceBack

BlockyHeartacheBounceBack, breakup advice, breakup coping strategies, breakup empowerment, breakup growth, breakup healing process, breakup moving forward, breakup recovery, breakup recovery journey, breakup recovery tips, breakup resilience, breakup self-care, breakup self-love, breakup strength, breakup support, breakup survival, breakup tips, Emotional healing, healing heartbreak, moving on, self-care after breakup

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Players:	108/900	Votes:	672
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Fabled Crowns Discovered:	6	Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	2
Legendary Heroes Trained:	7	Alternate Realities Explored:	3
Twisted Realms Survived:	1	Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	0
Void Gems Collected:	11	Cursed Swords Broken:	3
Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	6	Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	2
Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	1	Blood Moons Survived:	1
Mimic Chests Discovered:	2	Quantum Bards Serenaded:	2

Are you tired of crying into your diamond armor every night because your Minecraft girlfriend left you for a zombie pigman? Well, fear not, because our server is here to help you bounce back from that breakup faster than you can say “creeper explosion!”

Join us for a wild ride filled with crazy adventures, epic battles, and maybe even a little bit of romance (if you’re into that sort of thing). Our community is full of players who have been through it all – from getting griefed by their own pet wolves to accidentally blowing up their entire base with a misplaced TNT block.

So why wait? Join our server today and let us help you heal your broken heart with the power of friendship, laughter, and maybe a few well-timed explosions. Who knows, you might even find love again in the most unexpected places (like a village full of villagers who are oddly good at matchmaking). Don’t let that breakup get you down – come join us and let’s make some memories together!

RihCraft: Russian Mayhem

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Players:	108/600	Votes:	4679
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Godly Talismans Bestowed:	9	Endless Legions Commanded:	41
Time-Warping Watches Found:	2	Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	3
Crystal Caves Mapped:	7	Runes Activated:	6
Villages Defended:	13	Cursed Amulets Found:	2
Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	3	Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	2
Vanishing Items Found:	6	Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	1
Towns Built:	3	Celestial Beings Befriended:	4

Yo, have you heard about this epic Minecraft server where Russia strikes Kryvyi Rih and causes chaos? Yeah, it’s wild! But don’t worry, in this server, you can join forces with the survivors and rebuild the city from scratch. Plus, there are secret underground bunkers filled with rare loot and hidden treasures. And get this, there’s a rumor that if you find the legendary diamond sword, you can summon a giant chicken to fight by your side. So what are you waiting for? Join now and let’s conquer this post-apocalyptic world together!

ConfidentlyIncorrectCraft

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Players:	110/700	Votes:	464
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	1	Sunfire Helmets Forged:	5
God-Killer Bows Constructed:	9	Unbreakable Curses Broken:	2
Gryphons Tamed:	2	Divine Relics Bestowed:	15
Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	2	Astral Amulets Crafted:	39
Dragons Tamed:	7	Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	1
Crystal Wands Charged:	15	Dragon Hoards Looted:	1
Astral Orbs Gathered:	15	Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	1

hey u, yea u, r u tired of boring minecraft servers with no pizzazz? well then u gotta join our server, cuz we got all the craziness u need!

imagine this: u log in and u see a giant chicken riding a pig, with a diamond helmet on its head. yea, that’s the kind of stuff u can expect on our server.

we have a secret underground city where all the villagers wear sunglasses and dance to disco music all day long. it’s like a party that never ends!

oh, and did i mention we have a roller coaster that goes through a lava-filled volcano? yea, it’s totally safe, don’t worry.

so if u want to join a server where the only limit is your imagination (and maybe a few safety regulations), then come on down to our server. we promise u won’t be disappointed!

AI Code Security FunCraft

AI Security, AI-generated code, Artificial Intelligence, automated testing, Automating, Automation, Code, code analysis, code assessment, code quality, computer science, correctness assessment, cybersecurity, funcraft, machine learning, programming, secure coding, SECURITY, security contexts, Software Development, software security, Technology, vulnerability assessment

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Players:	104/1000	Votes:	5227
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Arcane Towers Raised:	1	Eternal Flames Captured:	5
Sunfire Helmets Forged:	10	Paranormal Events Investigated:	2
Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	2	Werewolf Howls Heard:	2
Haunted Chests Opened:	6	Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	40
Lost Artifacts Recovered:	3	New Chunks Explored:	624895
Magical Moments Shared:	7	Underground Cities Explored:	3
God-Killer Bows Constructed:	9	Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	1

yo yo yo come join dis cray cray minecraft server where we be automating da correctness assessment of AI-generated code for security contexts! like bruh, imagine a world where da code be so smart it can keep out dem hackers and trolls tryna ruin yo vibe.

we got robots and lasers and all dat cool sci-fi stuff to keep yo builds safe and sound. ain’t nobody messin’ with yo creations on dis server, we got da best protection in town.

so come on down and join da fun, cuz on dis server, we take security to a whole new level. ain’t no glitch or bug gonna bring us down, we be livin’ in a world of pure code perfection. let’s get digital, baby!

TheVacuumCleaner [Modded]

airships, all the mods 9, Biomes, building materials, Clockwork, Community, Create, decor, Discord, eureka ships, GregTech, Magic, Mekanism, Minecraft, Modded, Modpack, simulation, Space Addon, TheVacuumCleaner, Uptime, Valkyrien Skies, Whitelist

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Players:	105/600	Votes:	9178
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	23	Shadow Figures Spotted:	8
Mythical Creatures Tamed:	1	Cosmic Entities Communed With:	1
Duplicated Mobs Battled:	1	Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	5
Necronomicon Pages Collected:	3	Treasure Maps Found:	3
God-Killer Bows Constructed:	10	Epic Shields Constructed:	20
Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	6	Portal Loops Escaped:	3
Elemental Forces Harnessed:	11	Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	2

Summer MC Server Overview

Server Info	Details
Version	Minecraft 1.20.1
Modpack	The Dyson Sphere
Difficulty	Mild
RAM Recommendation	6GB minimum

FAQ – Frequently Asked Questions

What mods are included in The Dyson Sphere modpack?

Is the server whitelist-only?

Yes, the server is whitelist-only to ensure a fantastic community and engaging modded experience.

How can I join the server?

To join the server, you can make a quick ticket on Discord: https://discord.gg/spheremc

What is the server’s uptime guarantee?

SphereMC guarantees 99% uptime with daily restarts.

Jocat’s Chill Minecraft Server

Behavior, cancel culture, Chill, Community, controversy, criticism, dude, Fandom, Gaming, hate, human trash, internet, jocat, Jocats, judgment, liking women, Minecraft, ONLINE, Open, Opinions, Server, social media, TOXIC, V

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Players:	100/900	Votes:	2932
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Corrupted Trees Chopped:	4	Players Killed by Monsters:	530
Meteor Showers Witnessed:	2	Starry Nights Enjoyed:	40
Phantom Ships Sailed:	2	Chaos Gates Opened:	3
Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	1	Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	11
Soul Contracts Signed:	3	Votes:	1394
Hidden Passages Discovered:	3	Dragon Eggs Hatched:	3
Cosmic Entities Communed With:	1	Unbreakable Chains Forged:	4

Join our Minecraft server and escape the drama of the real world! We promise no controversial shenanigans here, just good old-fashioned block building fun. Plus, we have a secret underground society of llamas who run the server – trust us, you don’t want to miss out on their llama drama! So come on over and join us for a wild ride of adventure and laughter. Who knows, you might even stumble upon a hidden treasure chest filled with diamond blocks and enchanted golden apples!

KissableLips Minecraft Server

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Players:	110/300	Votes:	4673
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Goblin Markets Raided:	9	Farms Harvested:	371
Twisted Realms Survived:	3	Teleportation Mishaps:	3
Forbidden Relics Collected:	7	Mimic Chests Discovered:	3
Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	4	Time-Warping Watches Found:	2
Dimension Hops:	4	Forbidden Tomes Read:	5
Haunted Forests Traversed:	4	Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	4
Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	5	Herobrine Sightings:	8

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with no pizzazz? Well, look no further because our server is the ultimate anime paradise! Join us and debate the important questions like, “Which anime girl has the most kissable lips?” Will it be Sailor Moon or Hatsune Miku? Only on our server will you find the answers to life’s most pressing questions. Plus, rumor has it that if you join, you’ll unlock a secret level where you can battle giant anime monsters with nothing but a diamond sword and your wits. So what are you waiting for? Join now and let the anime adventures begin!

PixelPride Minecraft Server

acceptance, coming out, Communication, equality, family, gender, Identity, Inclusivity, LGBTQ, love, Minecraft, non-judgmental, normalizing, open-minded, Pansexual, parenting, PixelPride, relationships, Server, Sexuality, Support, tolerance, Understanding

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Players:	92/1000	Votes:	1443
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Storm Giants Negotiated With:	0	Void Armor Forged:	12
Quantum Bards Serenaded:	1	Time-Warping Watches Found:	3
Endless Mazes Solved:	1	Ancient Relics Unearthed:	450
Blood Moons Survived:	1	Animals Bred:	32
Divine Relics Bestowed:	13	Shadow Figures Spotted:	8
Unicorn Sightings:	0	Pirate Ships Raided:	0
Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	2	Phantom Blocks Placed:	3

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where we embrace all forms of diversity and acceptance! Just like how this dad is cool with his daughter bringing home anyone, we welcome all players regardless of gender, sexuality, or creeper-phobia.

Join us for a server experience like no other, where you can build your dream world with your girlfriend Brit or boyfriend Brent without any judgment. We don’t believe in big reveals or fancy to-dos, just good old-fashioned block-building fun.

So come on over and show us your pansexual pride by creating the most fabulous rainbow castle or the most epic gender-neutral fortress. Because in this server, love is love and Minecraft is for everyone. Don’t be an AH, join us today!