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Hey Drones Don’t Worry Minecraft SMP

blanket, Breath, comfort, Continental Classic, coping strategies, dont, Drones, dude wipes, encouragement, get through, hey, Minecraft, OK, perseverance, positivity, Promise, Relaxation, Routine, self-care, smp, Support, Wednesday, worry, YEET glasses

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Players:	90/600	Votes:	4329
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	2	Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	1
Star Shards Collected:	96	Mineshafts Explored:	5
Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	53	Sunfire Helmets Forged:	9
Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	12	Endless Mazes Solved:	2
Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	6	Cosmic Entities Communed With:	2
Necronomicon Pages Collected:	7	Volcanoes Explored:	1
Whispering Caves Entered:	7	Goblin Markets Raided:	4

Welcome to our Minecraft SMP, where we provide you with all the essentials for surviving hump day! Need a comfortable blanket to cozy up with while you mine for diamonds? We got you covered. And don’t worry about bathroom breaks, our dude wipes will keep you clean and fresh while you build your epic base.

But wait, there’s more! We’re currently working on getting you a pair of YEET glasses that will make you the coolest player on the server. With these bad boys, you’ll be able to spot diamonds from a mile away and YEET your way to victory.

Join us on our server and conquer the Continental Classic, where only the bravest and most ridiculous players survive. So take a deep breath, put on your YEET glasses, and get ready for a Wednesday like no other. Trust us, you’ll get through it with flying colors and maybe even a few explosions along the way.

TherapyCraft Minecraft Server

Boundaries, Communication, Decision making, Emotional healing, family conflict, family dynamics, Family Therapy, father figure, Grief, Minecraft, mother-daughter relationship, parent-child relationships, parental relationships, Resentment, Server, sibling relationships, solo therapy, stepfamily, therapy conflict, therapy outcomes, therapy progress, TherapyCraft, Wedding

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Players:	110/300	Votes:	9491
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Whispering Shadows Heard:	3	Celestial Beings Befriended:	4
Infinite Doors Opened:	2	Unholy Beasts Tamed:	1
Enchantments Applied:	82	Epic Weapons Forged:	3
Glitched Entities Encountered:	5	Ethereal Couriers Hired:	4
Evil Portals Destroyed:	1	Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	3
Immortal Anvils Forged:	7	Lost Souls Rescued:	4
Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	2	Phantom Ships Sailed:	1

Looking for a Minecraft server that’s more dysfunctional than your family therapy sessions? Look no further! Join our server for a wild ride filled with drama, resentment, and unresolved issues just like your family!

Experience the thrill of navigating through complicated relationships just like OP and her mom, stepdad Jim, and half siblings. Will you choose to cry during the virtual wedding or will you stand your ground and refuse to accept Jim as your in-game dad? The choice is yours!

But wait, there’s more! Engage in heated arguments with our virtual therapist who will try to make sense of it all while you navigate through family dynamics that are more twisted than a maze in the Nether.

Join now and see if you’re the AITA in this crazy Minecraft world where therapy sessions are just as chaotic as your real-life family drama. Don’t miss out on the fun – because who needs solo therapy when you can join our server instead?

Wedding DramaCraft

Affair, Best Friend, best man, BETRAYAL, Confrontation, deceitful, Deception, dishonesty, disloyal, DramaCraft, foundation, friendship, loyalty, relationship, special day, Support, Trust, vindictive, Wedding, wedding invitations, wedding preparations

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Players:	105/400	Votes:	3158
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Unholy Beasts Tamed:	1	Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	7
Shadow Realms Conquered:	1	Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	5
Towns Built:	4	Heavenly Choirs Heard:	3
Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	2	Portal Loops Escaped:	2
Runic Tablets Deciphered:	26	Magical Frogs Kissed:	5
Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	1	God-Killer Bows Constructed:	2
Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	3	Soul Swords Wielded:	5

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where drama is always brewing! Join us for a wild ride filled with unexpected twists and turns, just like the story of Lisa, Mike, and Tom.

Explore our server and uncover hidden secrets, just like how OP stumbled upon shocking texts revealing a scandalous affair. Who knows what scandalous secrets you might uncover while mining for diamonds?

Take part in wedding preparations and unravel the truth behind your friends’ relationships. Will you choose to support the bride-to-be or expose the truth and risk being accused of betrayal?

Join us for a wedding like no other, where alliances are tested and friendships are put to the ultimate test. Will you attend the wedding and support your friend, or will you take a stand against deceit and choose to skip the ceremony?

Don’t miss out on the drama and excitement on our Minecraft server. Who knows what crazy adventures await you as you navigate through friendships, love triangles, and unexpected revelations. Join now and be a part of the chaos!

GrumpyGrandpaMinecraftSMP

aging, aging gracefully, aging process, Changes in likes, Changes in preferences, changing perspectives, changing tastes, disinterest, DISLIKES, evolving preferences, evolving tastes, getting older, growing older, GrumpyGrandpaMinecraftSMP, losing interest, Matured preferences, Matured tastes, Preferences, Preferences shift, Shift in interests, Shift in priorities

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Players:	90/100	Votes:	4563
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Pirate Ships Captured:	2	Enchanted Forests Planted:	3
Legendary Titles Earned:	3	Epic Weapons Forged:	7
Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	2	Mystical Amulets Crafted:	19
Paranormal Events Investigated:	4	Chaos Gates Opened:	1
Mines Excavated:	1237	Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	0
Inverted Worlds Discovered:	0	Warlock Pacts Sealed:	3
Immortal Potions Brewed:	13	Lost Artifacts Recovered:	1

Are you tired of adulting and responsibilities? Do you miss the days of carefree fun and endless possibilities? Join our Minecraft SMP and escape reality for a while! Our server is like a magical land where you can build whatever your heart desires, fight dragons, and ride pigs into battle.

Forget about bills and deadlines, on our server, the only thing you need to worry about is finding the perfect spot for your diamond castle. We have a thriving community of players who are always up for a good laugh and some epic adventures.

So why wait? Join us and rediscover the joy of being a kid again, because let’s face it, adulthood is overrated.

CreeperTearsMC

CreeperTearsMC, depression, Desolate, Despair, disheartening, emotional triggers, Grief, heart-wrenching, Heartache, HEARTBREAK, Loneliness, Loss, Melancholy, mournful, Moving, Sadness, Somber, sorrow, tearjerker, tragic, woeful

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Players:	110/400	Votes:	8798
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Omnipotent Charms Created:	2	Storm Giants Negotiated With:	1
Evil Twin Fights:	2	Pirate Ships Captured:	0
Orbs of Power Found:	3	Endless Night Skies:	1
Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	3	Time-Warping Watches Found:	2
Secret Libraries Discovered:	4	Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	2
Magical Ponies Rescued:	4	Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	2
Sunfire Helmets Forged:	4	God-Killer Bows Constructed:	4

Are you tired of boring Minecraft servers that make you feel like you’re stuck in a never-ending rainstorm? Well, look no further because our server is here to turn that frown upside down! Join us for a wild ride filled with unicorns, flying pigs, and a secret underground disco party hosted by none other than Herobrine himself.

But wait, there’s more! Our server is home to the legendary Diamond Chicken, rumored to lay eggs made of pure diamond. And if you’re lucky, you might stumble upon the enchanted portal that leads to a land where creepers wear top hats and skeletons breakdance for your entertainment.

So why waste your time on those other servers when you could be living it up in our crazy, wacky world? Join now and let the madness begin!

ThaiCraft Server: Dissolve & Reform!

constitutional crisis, court decision, democratic principles, dissolve, election results, Electoral Process, government dissolution, judicial activism, judicial intervention, legal challenges, legal ruling, party disbandment, party dissolution, political controversy, political instability, political opposition, political reform efforts, political turmoil, REFORM, reformist party, Server, Thai democracy, Thai politics, ThaiCraft

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Players:	94/900	Votes:	6358
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Meteor Showers Witnessed:	3	Dimension Hops:	5
Powerful Allies Recruited:	5	Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	35
Elemental Crystals Collected:	100	Celestial Events Witnessed:	3
Infernal Machines Built:	2	Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	3
Epic Weapons Forged:	3	Mysterious Portals Opened:	19
Rainbows Spotted:	3	Towns Built:	2
Dungeon Sieges Launched:	6	Falling into the Void:	0

omg u guys u gotta join this cray cray minecraft server where the party never stops and the fun never ends! we won the election for best server but then the thai court was like nah fam and dissolved us like a sugar cube in hot tea. but that aint gonna stop us from throwing the wildest block parties and building the most epic structures u ever seen. come join us and be part of the revolution, where we build and destroy and build again like a bunch of crazy blockheads. ain’t no court gonna hold us back, we the true champions of minecraft!

GazaKid5thBdayBash

activism, Birthday, Captivity, celebration, child, Conflict, current events, demonstration, freedom, gaza, GazaKid5thBdayBash, Hostage, HUMAN RIGHTS, International, Israel, MIDDLE EAST, News, Peace efforts, Politics, protest, solidarity

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Players:	102/900	Votes:	2946
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Cursed Lands Purified:	2	Celestial Blades Sharpened:	9
Dark Rituals Completed:	7	Ancient Guardians Awoken:	2
Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	2	Titanic Relics Retrieved:	5
Astral Projections Made:	1	Wizards Turned into Frogs:	1
Corrupted Trees Chopped:	5	Epic Shields Constructed:	11
Whispering Shadows Heard:	5	Ender Pearl Glitches:	4
Forgotten Legends Remembered:	8	Eerie Music Discs Played:	1

yo, come join our epic minecraft server where we celebrate the 5th birthday of a kid held hostage in Gaza by building giant birthday cakes and throwing virtual parties! it’s like the ultimate rescue mission but with blocks and creepers. plus, we have a special event where we reenact the hostage situation in game, complete with dramatic role-playing and pixelated tears. join us for a wild time and help us bring some joy to this poor kid’s life, one block at a time!

SkyHighContrailz

air travel, aircraft pollution, Atmospheric science, Aviation (Industry), aviation emissions, aviation research, aviation sustainability, aviation technology, carbon footprint, climate change, commercial aircraft, contrails, environmental impact, greenhouse gases, high altitudes, long-lived, modern aircraft, new study, planet-warming, SkyHighContrailz, study

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Players:	96/200	Votes:	1119
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Mythical Creatures Tamed:	3	Titanic Relics Retrieved:	3
Ores Mined:	8750	Mythical Relics Collected:	17
Inescapable Mazes Solved:	4	Unholy Beasts Tamed:	3
Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	3	Werewolf Howls Heard:	5
Hidden Passages Discovered:	5	Zombie Dances:	7
Holy Grails Found:	4	Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	3
Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	2	Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	3

come join our minecraft server where we make contrails longer than a giraffe’s neck! our planes fly so high, they create contrails that will warm up the whole dang planet! forget about global warming, we’re bringing global toasty-ness to a whole new level!

our contrails are like a spanner in the works for the aviation industry, but who cares about them when you can join us and witness the chaos firsthand! watch as our contrails reach the heavens and beyond, creating a spectacle that will leave you in awe.

so what are you waiting for? join our server now and experience the madness of our planet-warming contrails! who needs old aircraft when you can have contrails that will make you question everything you know about aviation!

Unpeeled Banana Server, Please Don’t Slip [PVP][PVE][MODDED][SMP]

Adventure, banana, build battle, Capture the Flag, Creative, dont, Economy, Factions, Hardcore, Hunger Games, KitPvP, Minigames, Modded, Modpack, Parkour, Prison, PVPPVEMODDEDSMP, Roleplay, Server, Skyblock, Skywars, Slip, Survival, Unpeeled, Vanilla, Whitelist

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Players:	105/800	Votes:	7916
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	8	Evil Portals Destroyed:	1
Ancient Guardians Awoken:	2	Phantom Ships Sailed:	1
Sentient Weapons Trained:	2	Celestial Crowns Worn:	4
Cosmic Entities Communed With:	1	Dragons Adopted as Pets:	1
Herobrine Sightings:	9	Titanic Relics Retrieved:	2
Whispering Caves Entered:	3	Goblin Markets Raided:	10
Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	0	Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	2

Mine Mine No Mi Minecraft Server Overview

Features	Description
Server Type	Mine Mine No Mi with custom bosses and events
Map	One Piece map
Bosses	Up to Alabasta with more being added

Discord Link

Frequently Asked Questions

Question	Answer
Is the server open to new players?	Yes, the server is open and resetting for new players.
What type of players are welcome?	Revolutionaries, Marines, and Pirates are all welcome to join.
Are custom events held on the server?	Yes, the server has custom events for players to participate in.

WeepWoops Minecraft Server

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Players:	103/100	Votes:	9148
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Legendary Scepters Created:	2	Cuddly Creatures Pet:	46
Sunfire Helmets Forged:	6	New Chunks Explored:	418668
Royal Decrees Issued:	1	Powerful Allies Recruited:	6
Phantom Ships Sailed:	4	Enchanted Teapots Collected:	20
Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	10	Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	5
Elemental Temples Cleansed:	2	Backwards Speech Heard:	6
Titanic Relics Retrieved:	1	Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	21

Welcome to the most outrageous Minecraft server you’ll ever encounter! Weepwoopskiddillywooooop!!!!!!!!!!!! Are you ready to join a server where the only rule is to tribute big cocks? That’s right, we’re all about the BIG COCK TRIBUTER life here!

But wait, there’s more! Our server is filled with horny perverts and BIG COCK Daddies who are ready to take things to the next level. Need someone to mess with your wife, girlfriend, mother, or sister? Look no further, our members are here to please!

And don’t worry about holding back with your requests, we thrive on fucked up and outrageous content. The BIG COCK THUMPER is here to fulfill all your wildest fantasies. Plus, we have the biggest cocks on /b/ for you to worship – over 8 inches of pure madness!

So, what are you waiting for? Join us on this insane Minecraft server where jealousy runs rampant and the only limit is your imagination. Remember, on this server, we are the ones who cuck!

The Audacious Bitch on Minecraft SMP

AUDACIOUS, Audacity, BETRAYAL, Bitch, controversy, Disrespect, DISRESPECTFUL, done for her, Drama, forget, Forgive, holobros, hololive, how dare, ingrateful bitch, internet culture, lord yagoo, Minecraft, scandal, smp, ungrateful, virtual youtuber, Vtuber, vtuber community

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Players:	101/800	Votes:	7426
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Endless Staircases Climbed:	1	Unicorn Sightings:	0
Hidden Passages Discovered:	7	Horror Stories Survived:	2
Dark Rituals Completed:	2	Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	1
Crystal Palaces Visited:	2	Sentient Weapons Trained:	5
Magic Scrolls Discovered:	6	Cuddly Creatures Pet:	32
Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	13	Soulbound Rings Equipped:	10
Twisted Realms Survived:	3	Heroic Legacies Created:	2

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where everyone plays nice and follows the rules? Well, look no further because our server is filled with drama, chaos, and a sprinkle of insanity!

Join us on this wild ride as we embark on epic quests to find the legendary diamond sword of Lord Yagoo. Rumor has it that whoever wields this sword will have the power to banish all haters and trolls from the server for eternity!

But beware, for there are whispers of a secret society known as the Holobros who will stop at nothing to protect their beloved Lord Yagoo. Will you join forces with them or will you dare to challenge their authority?

So come on, what are you waiting for? Join our server and become a part of the craziest Minecraft SMP you’ve ever seen. And remember, Holobros do not forgive, Holobros do not forget!