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HairCraftMoms

2024.., Adopted, aita, asking, Black, daughter’s hair, friendship, grandmother, haircare advice, HairCraftMoms, Help, INFORMATION, mixed race, mom, NEW FRIEND, overstepping boundaries, parenting, salons, Upset, white parents

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Players:	107/800	Votes:	8318
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Titanic Battles Fought:	30	Rune Stones Activated:	7
Magic Items Found:	3721	Dimensional Rifts Closed:	2
Phantom Rings Equipped:	13	Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	2
Rainbows Spotted:	7	World-Altering Spells Cast:	2
Volcanoes Explored:	2	Ghost Trains Ridden:	0
Curse of Binding Applied:	5	Immortal Potions Brewed:	12
Heavenly Choirs Heard:	6	Werewolf Howls Heard:	1

Are you tired of dealing with drama in real life? Come join our Minecraft server where the only drama you’ll find is deciding which block to place next!

Our server is so welcoming that even our virtual villagers have diverse backgrounds. We have a special hair salon where our virtual grandma NPCs will wash, detangle, and braid your character’s hair with expert care. No need to worry about overstepping boundaries here – we encourage all players to help each other out!

Join us in 2024, where information on virtual haircare is just a click away. Say goodbye to real-life misunderstandings and hello to a world where everyone’s hair looks fabulous!

So why wait? Join our server now and leave the real world drama behind. After all, it’s not every day you get to have a virtual grandma braid your hair in Minecraft!

SportyMinecraftSMP

athletic training, challenging sports, extreme sports, hardest sport, mental toughness, physical endurance, sports accomplishments, sports achievements, sports activities, sports challenges, sports competitions, sports difficulties, sports experiences, sports obstacles, sports performance, sports skills, Sportsmanship, SportyMinecraftSMP

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Players:	100/100	Votes:	5481
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Twisted Realms Survived:	1	Phantom Rings Equipped:	7
Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	8	Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	2
Endermen Teleportation Errors:	1	Pirate Ships Captured:	3
Epic Bosses Defeated:	2	Starry Nights Enjoyed:	46
Celestial Blades Sharpened:	8	Unseen Monsters Slain:	2
Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	1	Storm Giants Negotiated With:	2
Lost Artifacts Recovered:	3	Soulbound Rings Equipped:	14

Are you tired of boring old sports like soccer or basketball? Well, have we got the perfect challenge for you! Join our Minecraft SMP and test your skills in the most intense sport of all time – Creeper Dodgeball! That’s right, we’ve trained our creepers to throw like pros and it’s up to you to dodge their explosive shots. Can you survive the ultimate test of agility and reflexes? Join now and find out!

CraftyMisconceptions

Assumptions, common misconception, CraftyMisconceptions, debunking myths, false beliefs, false impressions, hobby, Job, misapprehensions, misconceptions, misconceptions debunked, misconstrued, misinterpretation, misjudged, misrepresentation, misunderstandings, misunderstood, Myths, preconceived notions, Stereotypes

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Players:	97/500	Votes:	717
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	0	Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	24
Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	0	Villages Defended:	7
Vanishing Items Found:	2	Holy Grails Found:	4
Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	5	Wizards Turned into Frogs:	0
Epic Bosses Defeated:	3	Evil Twin Fights:	5
Cursed Diamonds Mined:	7	Magical Ponies Rescued:	3
Glorious Feasts Held:	19	Reality Distortions Fixed:	1

People think playing Minecraft is just about building houses and mining for diamonds, but on our server, it’s a whole new level of craziness! We have flying pigs that shoot laser beams out of their eyes, secret dungeons filled with dancing creepers, and a magical portal that leads to a land made entirely of candy. Join us if you want to experience the wackiest and wildest adventures in the Minecraft universe!

OligarchyCraft

95% of humanity, economic disparity, economic inequality, economic injustice, global elite, global oligarchy, global wealth gap, global wealth inequality, income inequality, OligarchyCraft, oxfam, POVERTY, social justice, top 1, UN General Assembly, wealth concentration, wealth disparity, wealth distribution, wealth gap, Wealth Inequality

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Players:	109/500	Votes:	6770
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	2	Whispering Caves Entered:	2
Wailing Winds Heard:	4	Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	1
Dimension Hops:	15	Soul Contracts Signed:	3
Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	2	Dragonkin Hatched:	2
Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	2	Celestial Crowns Worn:	1
Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	3	Runes Activated:	1
Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	2	Holy Grails Found:	1

join our epic minecraft server where the top 1% of players own more diamonds than 95% of the other players combined. it’s like a shadow of wealth hanging over the UN General Assembly, but in minecraft form. come build your own oligarchy and rule over the peasants with your vast riches. who needs real life when you can be a virtual billionaire in our server? come join the fun and see if you have what it takes to become the ultimate minecraft oligarch!

Dark Matter Black Hole Fun

astronomers, Astronomy, Astrophysics, Black, Black Holes, cosmology, crucial role, Dark, Dark Matter, decay, decay of dark matter, early universe, Formation, formation of black holes, Fun, Hole, matter, scientific research, SMBHs, space exploration, supermassive black holes, theoretical physics, triggering, Universe

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Players:	110/300	Votes:	3485
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Fabled Crowns Discovered:	7	Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	3
Celestial Dragons Tamed:	3	Celestial Events Witnessed:	1
Evil Portals Destroyed:	1	Unseen Monsters Slain:	1
Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	2	Runes Activated:	8
Fairy Circles Danced In:	4	Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	1
Evil Lairs Raided:	7	Time-Warping Watches Found:	2
Glorious Feasts Held:	15	Love Letters Sent:	12

lol join this server cuz we got supermassive black holes made of dark matter n stuff. u can explore the early universe and see how it all began with ur own eyes. watch out for the trio of astronomers tho, they might try to steal ur diamonds or something. but hey, it’s all part of the fun, right? come join us and get lost in the chaos of the cosmos!

AGS SMP: Where Whitelists Are Cooler Than Your Aunt’s Potato Salad

#ags, Active players, aunts, Biomes, Claims, Community, cooler, decoration blocks, discord server, Dungeons, friend requests, Homes, mobs, Modded Gameplay, multiplayer, new members, pc requirements, Pets, pokemon, Potato, salad, SEASON 2, Shops, smp, Waypoints, Whitelist, Whitelists

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Players:	92/200	Votes:	9700
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Endless Mazes Conquered:	1	Warrior Spirits Summoned:	32
Heroic Legacies Created:	7	Duplicated Mobs Battled:	6
Quantum Bards Serenaded:	1	Mythical Quests Completed:	18
Towns Built:	1	Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	10
Void Armor Forged:	22	Magical Frogs Kissed:	2
Dark Rituals Completed:	5	Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	3
Gorgon Shields Crafted:	4	Cursed Villages Purged:	4

AGS SMP Minecraft Server Overview

Server Version	1.20.1 Modded Minecraft
Features	Homes/waypoints Claims New biomes New dungeons New mobs Shops Pets New decoration blocks Pokémon
Requirements to Join	Must be over 18 Must have discord and join our discord server Must be active as much as you can

FAQs

Can I join if I am under 18?

Unfortunately, the server is strictly for players who are 18 years old and above.

What mods are included in the server?

The server runs modded Minecraft with features such as homes/waypoints, claims, new biomes, dungeons, mobs, shops, pets, new decoration blocks, and Pokémon.

How do I join the server?

If you are interested in joining, please friend the server admin on Discord: .rosita (with the dot as part of the username).

Crafty Trump’s Minecraft Server

arrest, Assassin, attempted assassination, Blackmail, CHARGE, child pornography, Conspiracy, CP possession, Crafty, criminal charges, Deepstate, family, Minecraft, News, Politics, Ryan Routh, scandal, Server, Son, threat, trump, Trumps, Warning

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Players:	102/300	Votes:	164
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Emeralds Found:	755	Werewolf Howls Heard:	3
Mystical Amulets Crafted:	24	Heavenly Choirs Heard:	2
Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	0	Legendary Items Repaired:	3
Goblin Markets Raided:	5	Rainbows Spotted:	4
Lost Artifacts Recovered:	1	Living Shadows Defeated:	4
Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	4	Demonic Pacts Formed:	0
Lost Cities Unearthed:	1	Forbidden Grimoires Read:	4

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where the only thing scarier than creepers is the deepstate threatening to lock up your family if you talk! Join us for a wild ride filled with secret government conspiracies, explosive adventures, and maybe even a little bit of child pornography… just kidding, that’s not allowed here. But seriously, if you’re looking for a server that will keep you on your toes and make you question everything you thought you knew about Minecraft, then look no further. Join us now and let the chaos begin!

No Nice Things Minecraft SMP

Minecraft, Nice, smp

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Players:	96/200	Votes:	7750
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Immortal Anvils Forged:	13	Wizards Turned into Frogs:	1
Phantom Rings Equipped:	9	Shadow Figures Spotted:	10
Cosmic Entities Communed With:	0	Powerful Allies Recruited:	8
Eldritch Medallions Worn:	14	Secret Libraries Discovered:	5
New Chunks Explored:	152963	Players Killed by Monsters:	3689
Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	2	Epic Mounts Acquired:	5
Time-Warping Watches Found:	2	Potions Brewed:	69

Welcome to our Minecraft SMP, where chaos reigns supreme and nice things are just a distant dream. If you’re tired of the same old boring servers where everyone plays by the rules, then this is the place for you.

Join us if you want to witness the epic battle between the Chicken Army and the Cow Coalition, as they fight for control of the server’s precious resources. Or maybe you’d prefer to participate in our annual “Build a House Out of TNT” competition, where the winner gets a lifetime supply of exploding blocks.

But beware, our server is also home to the infamous Griefer Gang, a group of players who take pleasure in causing chaos and destruction wherever they go. Will you join forces with them or try to take them down from the inside?

So come on, what are you waiting for? Join our Minecraft SMP and see why we can’t have nice things – but we sure can have a lot of fun!

Parental Invasion Minecraft Server

Boundaries, Communication, Conflict Resolution, emotional stress, Emotional support, family dynamics, in-laws, Invasion, living arrangements, Minecraft, Parental, parents, personal space, post-surgery care, relationship dynamics, sensitivity, Server, small spaces, social interactions, social obligations, Support, surgery recovery, visiting family

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Players:	99/700	Votes:	2740
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Starry Nights Enjoyed:	20	Players Killed by Monsters:	7900
Forbidden Tomes Read:	6	Infinity Stones Found:	4
New Chunks Explored:	982218	Blood-Forged Axes Created:	7
Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	7	Love Letters Sent:	14
Soul Contracts Signed:	3	Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	2
Invisible Pathways Walked:	8	Runic Tablets Deciphered:	18
Dragons Adopted as Pets:	2	Shadow Realms Conquered:	0

Looking for a Minecraft server to escape the drama of real life? Look no further! Our server is the perfect place to build, mine, and explore without any in-laws or family drama getting in the way.

Join us and experience a world where you can create your own paradise without worrying about your wife’s recovery or your parents’ social demands. Build a castle, dig for diamonds, or just relax in your virtual living room without any unwanted guests.

Don’t let real-life stress get you down, join our server and let your creativity run wild! Plus, we promise no one will comment on your virtual character’s appearance or make any awkward social interactions. It’s a win-win for everyone!

CreeperCafe: No Secrets Here!

cloud backup, coworker, CreeperCafe, Dinner, downtown snapshots, dress photo, google account, hotel room, husband, infidelity accusation, Marriage, mirror selfie, photos, Pixel phone, professional relationship, Secrets, social aspect, sulkiness, Team Building, team members, work trip

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Players:	105/900	Votes:	3949
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Zombie Dances:	0	Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	5
Enchanted Forests Planted:	7	Bizarre Potions Brewed:	16
Hidden Passages Discovered:	2	Cursed Taverns Survived:	1
Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	10	Treasure Maps Found:	14
Dragonkin Hatched:	4	Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	2
Cuddly Creatures Pet:	26	Phantom Ships Sailed:	5
Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	10	Endermen Teleportation Errors:	5

So, like, you know how sometimes you find old photos on your Google account and it’s like a blast from the past? Well, this one time, this 28-year-old chick found pics from a work trip on her old Pixel phone and her husband went all detective mode on her! He was like, “Who’s this guy you went to dinner with? Why didn’t you tell me?” And she was just like, “Bro, it was a work trip, chill.” But he was convinced she was cheating because she took a mirror selfie in her hotel room. Like, come on, man, she was just making sure she wasn’t overdressed for dinner with her coworker B. And get this, B was married and they had a totally professional relationship. But her husband was on a mission to find evidence of infidelity in those old pics for hours! Like, dude, relax, it’s just Minecraft, not a real-life soap opera. Join our server for some drama-free fun and leave the detective work to the pixels!