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OopsCraft

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Players:	96/100	Votes:	612
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Infinity Stones Found:	1	Cursed Statues Activated:	4
Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	2	Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	10
Legendary Heroes Trained:	5	Unholy Beasts Tamed:	1
Dark Rituals Completed:	10	Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	4
Mystical Amulets Crafted:	21	Epic Weapons Forged:	2
Spontaneous Duels Fought:	11	Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	1
Ores Mined:	1522	Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	4

Have you ever accidentally walked into a cactus and screamed so loud that your neighbors thought you were being attacked by a pack of wild llamas? Well, on our Minecraft server, you can relive those embarrassing moments in a virtual world where anything is possible!

Join us for a chance to build a house made entirely out of diamond blocks, ride a pig into battle against a horde of evil zombies, or even challenge our resident Ender Dragon to a dance-off! With our wacky community of players, you’ll never have a dull moment on our server.

So come on down and join us for the most outrageous and hilarious Minecraft experience of your life! Who knows, you might just end up accidentally turning your best friend into a block of cheese…but hey, that’s all part of the fun, right?

BombingBlocks Minecraft Server

activism, athlete, Bombing, BombingBlocks, children, Conflict, controversy, freedom of speech, HUMAN RIGHTS, international news, media coverage, MIDDLE EAST, Minecraft, Olympian, opening ceremony, Palestinian, Planes, political statement, protest, Server, Shirt, sports, violence

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Players:	103/500	Votes:	7801
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Mystical Amulets Crafted:	42	Wizards Turned into Frogs:	0
Gorgon Shields Crafted:	4	Phantom Horses Ridden:	4
Dragon Eggs Hatched:	2	Forbidden Doors Opened:	1
Villages Defended:	9	Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	1
Enchantments Applied:	277	Astral Staffs Crafted:	20
Magical Beanstalks Grown:	3	Cursed Diamonds Mined:	4
Cosmic Pies Baked:	7	Dimension Hops:	12

so, like, u know how olympians r supposed to be all about sportsmanship and unity and stuff? well, not this palestinian olympian! he showed up to the opening ceremony wearing a shirt with planes bombing children on it! like, what the heck, dude? but hey, if u wanna join our minecraft server, u can wear whatever crazy shirts u want! we don’t judge here, we just build insane structures and have a blast! come join us for some epic adventures and maybe wear a shirt with unicorns shooting rainbows out of their butts or something, who knows! just come hang out and have a good time, we promise it’ll be a blast!

MineCraftTaxHavens

#sustainability, Brazil, carbon emissions, carbon footprint, climate action, climate change mitigation, climate crisis, economic inequality, environmental activism, environmental justice, environmental policy, global super-rich, government policy, income inequality, MineCraftTaxHavens, Morally, progressive taxation, radical plan, social justice, Tax, wealth redistribution

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Players:	97/600	Votes:	5778
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Ancient Guardians Awoken:	3	Paranormal Events Investigated:	1
Players Killed by Monsters:	6777	Royal Decrees Issued:	4
Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	2	World-Altering Spells Cast:	2
Endless Mazes Conquered:	1	Dimensional Rifts Closed:	2
Forbidden Doors Opened:	3	Necronomicon Pages Collected:	3
Starry Nights Enjoyed:	50	Cursed Amulets Found:	5
Forgotten Legends Remembered:	8	Goblin Markets Raided:	3

so like, u know how the world is all like, burning and stuff? well, our server has this radical plan to save the planet – by taxing all the global super-rich players! like, they have all the diamonds and emeralds anyway, so why not use them to save the environment, right?

join our server and be part of the revolution! help us fight against climate change while building epic castles and battling creepers. plus, who wouldn’t want to be a part of a server that’s making a real difference in the world?

so come on, join us and be a hero! save the planet, one block at a time. oh, and did we mention there’s a secret diamond mine hidden somewhere on the server? yeah, you definitely want to be a part of that action. trust us, it’s gonna be epic.

1.21 Glorp RPG: Where creepers cry when they see your diamond sword

Bosses, Brewery X Plugin, combat features, Craftable Gear, CREEPERS, cry, Custom Enchants, Custom Resources, Diamond, Economy, Economy Overhaul, elite mobs, Extra Furniture, Factions, glorp, Glorp RPG, Interactive Spawn Area, Lottery System, Pets, Player Economy, PvP, Quests, RPG, Semi Vanilla, Skills, smp, sword

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Players:	97/500	Votes:	5369
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Gnome Villages Protected:	4	Void Armor Forged:	18
Phantom Knights Defeated:	10	Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	2
Ancient Ruins Explored:	2	Treasure Maps Found:	14
Ethereal Couriers Hired:	3	Astral Orbs Gathered:	10
Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	5	Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	1
Backwards Speech Heard:	5	Portal Loops Escaped:	3
Omnipotent Charms Created:	5	Fairy Circles Danced In:	12

🎇 Glorp RPG 🎇
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IP: glorprpg.pl
Discord: https://discord.com/invite/yTFtVD7kA9
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About Us:

Welcome to Glorp RPG, a server where community and adventure come together! Whether you’re looking to build a thriving town, conquer challenging bosses, or master unique skills, Glorp RPG offers something for everyone. Join our active and friendly community today!

At Glorp RPG, development is an ongoing process. Our dedicated staff team is always working on updates and new features. By joining our Discord, you’ll stay up-to-date with multiple weekly updates and a thorough suggestions system where players can propose and discuss new features or changes.

Main Features:

Economy Overhaul: We’ve revamped our economy from the ground up, offering a balanced and engaging system with improved currency management and exciting new ways to earn and spend your in-game money.

What’s Next?

We’re not stopping here! We’re planning to add even more features after launch and will soon release a detailed roadmap.

FAQ:

Q: How do I join Glorp RPG?	A: You can join our server by connecting to glorprpg.pl in Minecraft.
Q: Can I suggest new features for the server?	A: Yes, we have a suggestions system on our Discord where players can propose and discuss new features or changes.

DivineCraft Minecraft Server

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Players:	102/500	Votes:	7135
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Haunted Forests Traversed:	2	Ancient Relics Unearthed:	477
Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	1	Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	3
Dragons Tamed:	2	Ghost Trains Ridden:	1
Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	0	Spectral Entities Defeated:	5
Magical Ponies Rescued:	6	Endless Mazes Conquered:	4
Spontaneous Duels Fought:	7	Farms Harvested:	381
Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	11	Whispering Caves Entered:	4

🤣 Welcome to the most epic Minecraft server you’ll ever encounter! Why should you join, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little story. Once upon a time, a player joined our server and found a diamond sword that could shoot lasers and turn creepers into fluffy bunnies. True story, bro. And that’s not all! Our server is protected by the power of God himself. That’s right, you’ll never be alone because God will be by your side, fighting off zombies and building epic structures with you. So come on, join us and experience the craziest, most divine Minecraft adventures you’ll ever have! 🙌🏼🔥🐰 #BlessedMinecraftLife

SMPixelated – Minecraft SMP: Endwalker Edition

Casual CC Sync Meetup, Chocorpokkur Twitch Viewer Rewards Campaign, Edition, endwalker, final fantasy xiv, Final Fantasy XIV Community, Final Fantasy XIV Updates, Free Companies, gaming events, Gold Saucer, In-game Events, Linkshells, Mahjong Lounge, Mahjong Open Tournament, MEETUPS, Minecraft, online gaming, patch notes, Rafflesia, Resources, sephirot, smp, SMPixelated, Tuliyollal Instance, Tural Thread Throwdown, Wolves’ Den Pier

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Players:	96/700	Votes:	1870
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Haunted Forests Traversed:	4	Astral Mages Summoned:	2
Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	1	Elemental Forces Harnessed:	6
Soul Swords Wielded:	6	Unbreakable Curses Broken:	1
Mythical Relics Collected:	18	Elemental Crystals Collected:	82
Secret Guilds Joined:	2	Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	1
Phantom Knights Defeated:	2	Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	3
Mimic Chests Discovered:	5	Sentient Weapons Trained:	7

Welcome to our Minecraft SMP server, where the only limit is your imagination…and maybe a few griefers, but who cares about them when you can join our epic Chocorpokkur Twitch Viewer Rewards Campaign! That’s right, just by playing on our server, you can win exclusive in-game rewards that will make your friends jealous.

But wait, there’s more! Join us for our upcoming meetups, like the Tural Thread Throwdown where we will settle once and for all who the true master of threads is. Or how about the /xivg/ Mahjong Open Tournament at the Gold Saucer? Show off your mad Mahjong skills and win fabulous prizes!

And if that’s not enough to convince you, just know that our server is home to the legendary Casual CC Sync Meetup on top of the Wolves’ Den Pier. Who knows what kind of shenanigans will go down there, but one thing’s for sure – it’s gonna be a blast!

So what are you waiting for? Join us on our Minecraft SMP server and let the fun begin! (Disclaimer: We are not responsible for any lost items due to griefers or accidental explosions caused by overzealous players)

GFsugarDaddyHouseNoThanks

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Players:	102/500	Votes:	8587
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Meteorite Armor Created:	16	Elemental Crystals Collected:	76
Crystal Wands Charged:	11	Farms Harvested:	686
Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	33	Ethereal Couriers Hired:	2
Immortal Anvils Forged:	18	Titan Hearts Harvested:	3
Meteor Showers Witnessed:	1	Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	3
Dark Rituals Completed:	9	Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	1
Animals Bred:	142	Towns Built:	8

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where you can escape the drama of real life relationships and dive into a world of blocks and adventures! Join us for a chance to build your dream home without worrying about sugar daddy websites or OnlyFans accounts.

On our server, you can explore new lands, mine for rare resources, and battle epic monsters – all without the stress of real-life relationship drama. Who needs a sugar daddy when you can mine for diamonds and gold in our virtual world?

So why join our server? Well, where else can you escape from the craziness of real life and immerse yourself in a world where the only drama is deciding which block to place next? Plus, who knows, maybe you’ll even find your virtual soulmate among our friendly community of players.

So come join us on our Minecraft server, where the only drama you’ll find is deciding whether to build a castle or a roller coaster next. And remember, on our server, the only sugar daddy you need is the one made of pixels!

ScentCraft SMP: SeductiveSmells

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Players:	100/100	Votes:	6743
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	2	Paranormal Events Investigated:	5
Eternal Flames Captured:	7	Endless Mazes Solved:	2
Undead Armies Raised:	3	Ghost Trains Ridden:	1
Love Letters Sent:	2	Titanic Relics Retrieved:	3
Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	5	Magical Moments Shared:	18
Crops Grown:	7770	Villages Defended:	10
Enchanted Armories Found:	6	Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	1

Have you ever been wandering through the forests of our Minecraft SMP and suddenly caught a whiff of freshly baked cake? That’s right, our server is known for its tantalizing scents that will have you drooling in no time. Join us and experience the most seducing smells you’ve ever felt, from sizzling bacon to enchanting potions brewing in our magical cauldrons. Who needs perfume when you have the aromatic wonders of our Minecraft world? Come join us and let your nose be tantalized like never before!

CraftyCompanions

Caring, Compassionate, CraftyCompanions, dependable, Empathetic, friendship, Fun, genuine, good listener, Honest, KIND, long-term relationships, Loyal, nonjudgmental, Qualities, Reliable, respectful, supportive, trustworthy, Understanding, Value

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Players:	99/600	Votes:	8966
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Ancient Ruins Explored:	4	Magical Ponies Rescued:	2
Portal Loops Escaped:	2	Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	3
Endless Legions Commanded:	18	Cosmic Hamsters Found:	2
Lost Artifacts Recovered:	5	Emeralds Found:	6204
Elemental Crystals Collected:	35	Heavenly Choirs Heard:	6
Legendary Scepters Created:	3	Dragons Adopted as Pets:	4
Titanic Relics Retrieved:	1	Sentient Weapons Trained:	1

Are you tired of playing on boring Minecraft servers with no pizzazz? Well, look no further because our server is the craziest, wildest, and most hilarious place to be!

Join us if you value friends who can build a house out of diamond blocks in under a minute, ride pigs into battle against zombie hordes, and tell jokes that will make you laugh so hard your character might just fall off a cliff.

Our server is the perfect place to find friends who will go on epic quests with you to find the mythical “Golden Notch” (a rare block that grants wishes), have dance parties with creepers, and even have a pet dragon that will roast your enemies for you.

So come join us and experience the most outrageous, hilarious, and downright wacky Minecraft server you’ve ever seen. Trust us, you won’t regret it!

MaliMayhemCraft

Africa, AMBUSHED, assault, Attack, CASUALTIES, Conflict, Dozens Killed, international news, Mali, MaliMayhemCraft, Mercenaries, Mercenary Group, Military Contractors, Military operations, Private Military Company, Reports, Security Contractors, security forces, Wagner PMC, warzone

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Players:	105/400	Votes:	4887
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Hidden Villages Discovered:	1	Cursed Villages Purged:	4
Hidden Passages Discovered:	4	Runes Activated:	7
Epic Mounts Acquired:	4	Dimensional Rifts Closed:	3
Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	4	Ender Pearl Glitches:	1
Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	15	Immortal Anvils Forged:	5
Sunfire Helmets Forged:	6	Unbreakable Curses Broken:	2
Magical Beanstalks Grown:	5	Whispering Caves Entered:	2

lolz come join dis epic minecraft server where u can be a wagner PMC mercenary and fight off crazy ambushes in mali!!! dozens killed but u can survive and be a legend in dis virtual world!!! build ur own base, craft epic weapons, and take down ur enemies in epic battles!!! join now for a wild ride of chaos and destruction, just like real life but in blocky form!!! let’s goooooo!!!