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Minecraft SMP: > Drumpf’ed

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Players:	110/200	Votes:	813
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Glorious Feasts Held:	16	Celestial Gardens Planted:	2
Demon Skulls Collected:	40	Dungeon Sieges Launched:	7
Enchantments Applied:	205	Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	1
Living Shadows Defeated:	2	Cursed Villages Purged:	1
Magical Beanstalks Grown:	1	Cursed Lands Purified:	10
Mystery Villagers Spotted:	4	Ancient Guardians Awoken:	1
Crystal Palaces Visited:	2	Unbreakable Chains Forged:	7

Are you tired of boring Minecraft servers where everyone plays by the rules and builds nice little houses? Well, do we have the server for you! Join our wild and wacky Minecraft SMP where chaos reigns supreme and the only rule is to have fun!

Picture this: a land where giant chickens roam free, creepers wear top hats, and every block is made of cheese. Our server is like a fever dream come to life, with crazy events happening every day. Want to ride a flying pig into battle against a horde of evil villagers? We got you covered. How about a game of parkour where the floor is lava and the prize is a diamond-encrusted potato? It’s all possible on our server.

But that’s not all! Our community is filled with hilarious and friendly players who are always up for a good time. We have regular costume parties, dance-offs, and even a secret underground disco club where the zombies are the DJs.

So why wait? Join our Minecraft SMP today and experience a world unlike any other. Just remember, on our server, anything goes. So grab your pickaxe and get ready for the adventure of a lifetime!

Awkward Gamer Minecraft Server

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Players:	91/200	Votes:	8670
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Dungeon Sieges Launched:	7	Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	4
Endless Mazes Solved:	4	Astral Projections Made:	4
Quantum Bards Serenaded:	5	Shadow Figures Spotted:	4
Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	4	Lost Souls Rescued:	3
Buildings Constructed:	15	Celestial Blades Sharpened:	8
Dimensional Rifts Closed:	3	Immortal Anvils Forged:	16
Goblin Markets Raided:	3	Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	16

Are you tired of being a Minecraft incel, watching all the hot players on the server getting it on while you’re left in the virtual dust? Well, fear not, because on our server, you can join in on all the sexy shenanigans!

We have a special potion that turns you into a Minecraft Chad, guaranteeing you’ll never be left out of the fun again. With our exclusive “Cuckoo for Coom Coom” event, you’ll be cooooooooming in no time!

So why wait? Join our server now and say goodbye to incel life forever. It’s time to get your virtual groove on and become the ultimate Minecraft player!

Minecraft SMP: Make Keke Keke Ke!

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Players:	94/300	Votes:	8947
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Haunted Forests Traversed:	3	Spectral Entities Defeated:	1
Dragon Eggs Found:	973	Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	4
Infinite Doors Opened:	1	Mythical Quests Completed:	17
Astral Orbs Gathered:	19	Corrupted Trees Chopped:	1
Whispering Caves Entered:	2	Hedge Mazes Navigated:	7
Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	48	Goblin Armies Outwitted:	5
Crystal Caves Mapped:	9	Immortal Anvils Forged:	5

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where all you do is mine and build? Well, do we have the server for you! Join our wacky and wild SMP where the only rule is to MAKE! MAKE! MAKE! MAKE! MAKEKEKEKEKE! Tsuyogaru Gaaru!

Why should you join, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little story. Once upon a time, a player joined our server and within minutes, they were riding a flying pig while battling a herd of zombie chickens. True story. And that’s just a taste of the craziness you can expect on our server.

But wait, there’s more! Join now and you’ll have the chance to participate in our legendary annual potato sack race, where players race through a maze filled with explosive sheep and lava pits. The winner gets a crown made entirely of diamonds (Disclaimer: crown may or may not actually be made of diamonds).

So what are you waiting for? Join our server today and let the madness begin! MAKE! MAKE! MAKE! MAKE! MAKEKEKEKEKE! Tsuyogaru Gaaru!

Blocky Knights Minecraft Server

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Players:	94/600	Votes:	6829
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Cursed Villages Purged:	2	Legendary Heroes Trained:	1
Haunted Mines Explored:	1	Hidden Passages Discovered:	4
Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	1	Undead Armies Raised:	1
Necronomicon Pages Collected:	2	Eldritch Medallions Worn:	11
Enchanted Forests Planted:	12	Epic Mounts Acquired:	8
Phantom Ships Sailed:	3	Mines Excavated:	4027
Ores Mined:	6176	Unicorn Sightings:	0

Welcome to the most chaotic and hilarious Minecraft server you’ll ever encounter! Why should you join? Well, let me tell you some outrageous reasons:

– We have a secret underground base where we host daily dance parties with the Endermen. Trust me, they’ve got some killer moves! – Our admin once rode a pig into battle against a horde of creepers and emerged victorious. Legend says the pig is now the ruler of the server. – We have a special event where players can challenge the Ender Dragon to a rap battle. If you win, you get a diamond-encrusted saddle for your pig! – Our server is haunted by the ghost of a skeleton who just wants to find his missing arm. Help him out and he might reward you with enchanted armor. – We have a hidden treasure chest filled with rare items guarded by a pack of mischievous wolves who only respond to players who can tell a good joke.

So what are you waiting for? Join our server and prepare for the craziest Minecraft adventure of your life!

Bill’s Minecraft SMP Billionaire Club

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Players:	107/1000	Votes:	1487
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Blood-Forged Axes Created:	11	Buildings Constructed:	37
Eldritch Scrolls Read:	2	Love Letters Sent:	20
Zombie Dances:	2	Runic Tablets Deciphered:	27
Rainbows Spotted:	8	Gods Slained:	2
Dragon Scales Harvested:	175	Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	1
Chaos Orbs Controlled:	22	Whispering Caves Entered:	8
Ancient Guardians Awoken:	1	Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	2

Welcome to our Minecraft SMP, where the riches flow like lava and the adventures never end!

Join us and you could be rolling in so much virtual cash, you’ll be swimming in diamond blocks like Scrooge McDuck. We’re talking 1 million dollars a month, for 84 years straight. You’ll be so rich, even the Ender Dragon will be jealous.

And forget about universal healthcare, who needs it when you’ve got all that sweet, sweet cash? Taxes? Pfft, not in our world. We’re too busy building epic rollercoasters and pranking each other with TNT traps to worry about boring old taxes.

So come join us on our wild and wacky Minecraft server, where the only limit is your imagination (and maybe your bank account, if you’re not careful). Who knows, you might just strike it rich and become the wealthiest player in all the land. Or at least have a good laugh trying.

Brain Damage Anon Minecraft Server

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Players:	109/100	Votes:	1004
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	3	Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	2
Dragons Adopted as Pets:	5	Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	1
Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	2	Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	3
Whispering Shadows Heard:	0	Celestial Crowns Worn:	5
Meteor Showers Witnessed:	2	Royal Courts Attended:	0
Epic Mounts Acquired:	6	Enchanted Armories Found:	3
Heavenly Choirs Heard:	1	Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	10

Are you tired of feeling like a zombie after being brainwashed by society and your own bad habits? Well, fear not my fellow blockheads, for there is a Minecraft server out there that can help you regain your humanity! Join us and embark on a journey of self-discovery and pixelated redemption.

Our server is filled with wacky characters and insane challenges that will make you question your sanity (in a good way, of course). Build your own virtual rehab center and help other players overcome their virtual addictions. Who knew that breaking blocks could be so therapeutic?

So come on, join us on this wild ride and let’s show the world that even the most pixelated of creatures can find their way back to humanity. Plus, we have free virtual cookies for all new players!

Cute Autistic Minecraft SMP Girl

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Players:	102/200	Votes:	6561
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Glorious Feasts Held:	19	Meteorites Collected:	2
Titan Hearts Harvested:	2	Legendary Heroes Trained:	6
Astral Staffs Crafted:	20	Titanic Relics Retrieved:	3
Haunted Forests Traversed:	6	Powerful Allies Recruited:	5
Living Shadows Defeated:	1	Talking Trees Consulted:	6
Love Letters Sent:	7	Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	4
Legendary Items Repaired:	3	Dragon Eggs Hatched:	1

Are you tired of playing on boring old Minecraft servers with no personality? Well, look no further because our server has the most adorable, dedicated, and slightly autistic girl you’ll ever meet! She’s like a unicorn in the Minecraft world – rare, magical, and always ready to build the most epic creations.

Join our server and witness the chaos as this girl takes on challenges with her unique perspective and unstoppable determination. From building pixel art of her favorite memes to creating intricate redstone contraptions that will blow your mind, she’s a force to be reckoned with.

But be warned, her cuteness and dedication are not to be underestimated. She may seem innocent, but she’s a master prankster and will stop at nothing to troll her fellow players. So if you’re looking for a server that’s anything but ordinary, come join us and experience the wild ride that is playing with this one-of-a-kind Minecraft queen.

⭐⭐⭐TOPMINE🚀SURVIVAL🚀MINI-GAMES⭐⭐⭐ Minecraft server

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Players:	93/200	Votes:	2651
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	2	Love Letters Sent:	17
Haunted Forests Traversed:	5	Quantum Bards Serenaded:	4
Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	2	Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	2
Shadow Figures Spotted:	8	Ores Mined:	7916
Unique Catgirls Spotted:	8	Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	5
Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	2	Enchanted Forests Planted:	10
Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	3	Magical Moments Shared:	24

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⚡ Versions: we support versions from 1.8 to the latest

⚡ Free donation: Get it from /free! Plus secret Easter eggs and hidden gifts.

⚡ Lag-free gameplay: Smooth gameplay on a powerful server.

⚡ Rewards for time: Receive bonuses for activity, with a rating of the best players.

⚡ Modes to choose from: BedWars, SkyPvP, SkyWars, The Hunger Games, Griefersky, MurderMystery, AmongUS, Brawl Stars, 2b2t, Anarchy, Survival, Homeless Survival.

⚡ Clans and arenas: Create a clan, fight for the top and capture arenas.

⚡ Entertainment: Parkour, Casino, Mob rocking, Fishing, Club, Weddings, Things of God.

⚡ No wipes: The world of donors is protected from wipes, save your achievements.

⚡ Filming with YouTubers and 5+ years of stable work.

⭐ TopMine is the perfect place for Minecraft players with unique modes and exciting activities. Come in and enjoy the thoughtful gameplay with your friends!

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Crafty Canvas Minecraft Server

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Players:	90/900	Votes:	6034
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	2	Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	2
Crops Grown:	2626	Royal Courts Attended:	1
Battle Standards Raised:	13	Alien Abductions:	3
Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	4	Dragonfire Shields Forged:	5
Mythical Creatures Tamed:	0	Alternate Realities Explored:	2
Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	24	Gryphons Tamed:	1
Dimensional Rifts Closed:	1	Fairy Circles Danced In:	8

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where you just mine and craft all day? Well, look no further because our server is here to shake things up! Join us for some wild and wacky adventures that will leave you laughing your blocky butt off.

Ever wanted to ride a pig into battle against a horde of zombie chickens? Well, on our server, anything is possible! We have custom mini-games that will have you on the edge of your seat (or minecart) as you compete against other players in epic challenges.

But that’s not all! Our server also has a thriving art community where you can show off your pixelated masterpieces and even request custom artwork from our talented players. Want a portrait of your Minecraft character riding a unicorn through a field of diamonds? Just ask and someone will make it happen!

So what are you waiting for? Join our server today and let the craziness begin! Who knows what kind of ridiculousness you’ll get up to next?

Todd The Lying Asshole in Minecraft SMP

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Players:	98/900	Votes:	2826
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Legendary Scepters Created:	7	Warlock Pacts Sealed:	1
Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	2	Spontaneous Duels Fought:	10
Inescapable Mazes Solved:	2	Legendary Heroes Trained:	5
Chaos Orbs Controlled:	24	Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	2
Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	2	Heavenly Choirs Heard:	2
Shadow Wolves Tamed:	3	Pirate Ships Captured:	1
Immortal Anvils Forged:	5	Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	0

Join our Minecraft SMP server if you want to witness Todd, the ultimate slacker, who refuses to make any progress or effort in the game. He’s too busy lying and cheating his way through the game, but hey, at least he’s entertaining to watch! Who knows what crazy schemes he’ll come up with next to avoid actually playing the game properly. It’s a wild ride on our server, so come join the chaos and see what kind of shenanigans Todd will get up to next!

Locked Cock Minecraft Server

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Players:	95/900	Votes:	1469
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Dragon Hoards Looted:	2	Astral Orbs Gathered:	9
Volcanoes Explored:	1	Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	3
Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	2	Endless Night Skies:	4
Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	1	Heroic Oaths Sworn:	9
Epic Quests Completed:	18	Living Statues Befriended:	2
Ender Pearl Glitches:	4	Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	3
Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	3	Elemental Forces Harnessed:	7

Are you tired of boring Minecraft servers that don’t unlock your full potential? Well, fear not, because our server is here to set your cock free! Join us for a wild ride filled with explosive creepers, flying pigs, and a secret underground society of dancing chickens.

But wait, there’s more! Rumor has it that hidden within our server is a magical diamond sword that grants the wielder the power to turn into a giant block of cheese. Imagine the chaos that would ensue when you start smiting your enemies with cheesy goodness!

So come on, don’t keep your cock locked up any longer. Join our server and let the madness begin!