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Players: | 106/900 | Votes: | 8750 |
Rating: | 4.2 / 5 | ||
Chimeras Created: | 1 | Soul Contracts Signed: | 3 |
Dungeon Sieges Launched: | 10 | Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into: | 4 |
Endless Legions Commanded: | 49 | Dragonkin Hatched: | 3 |
Pirate Ships Raided: | 0 | Endermen Teleportation Errors: | 4 |
Unicorn Parades Witnessed: | 1 | Hidden Villages Discovered: | 3 |
Living Statues Befriended: | 2 | Galactic Jellyfish Caught: | 3 |
Nether Portals Gone Wrong: | 1 | Astral Projections Made: | 1 |
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