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Paranoid Gamer Minecraft SMP

#gamer, anxiety, backup strategies, backups, cloud, computers, Cyber Security, data mining, Data Protection, data security, digital paranoia, drive failure, internet, Leaks.., Minecraft, Paranoid, privacy, SECURITY, single point of failure, smp, solution, Technology, Trust

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Players:	93/200	Votes:	6398
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Haunted Mines Explored:	1	Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	2
Crops Grown:	6906	Evil Lairs Raided:	3
Eerie Music Discs Played:	2	Celestial Crowns Worn:	2
Cursed Lands Purified:	7	Spontaneous Duels Fought:	4
Titanic Battles Fought:	10	Crystal Palaces Visited:	2
Love Letters Sent:	18	Time-Warping Watches Found:	3
Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	1	Void Armor Forged:	26

Are you tired of constantly living in fear of technology failing you? Do you spend your days obsessing over backups and security measures? Well, have no fear because our Minecraft SMP is the perfect escape for you!

Join us on our server where the only thing you need to worry about is surviving the night from creepers and zombies. Say goodbye to your computer paranoia and hello to a world where the only data you need to worry about is how many diamonds you’ve mined.

Our server is so secure, not even the Ender Dragon could hack into it. Plus, we have a secret vault where all your precious items are stored safely away from any potential leaks or dataminers.

So come join us and let go of your technological worries. Trust us, you’ll be too busy building epic structures and battling mobs to even think about backups of backups. It’s time to trade in your computer anxiety for some good old-fashioned blocky fun!

4TB_WD_External_HDD_MinecraftSMP_LootChest

4TB, 4TB_WD_External_HDD_MinecraftSMP_LootChest, ageplay, Clips, data recovery, digital storage, drive failure, DROPPED, external hard drive, fetishistic, Help, illegal, important data, legal issues, lost data, privacy concerns, Trouble, underaged, VRchat, Western Digital, Worried

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Players:	101/900	Votes:	6020
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	1	Glitched Entities Encountered:	3
Astral Staffs Crafted:	14	Phoenix Feathers Found:	12
Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	50	Dungeon Sieges Launched:	9
Phantom Rings Equipped:	9	Buildings Constructed:	43
Invisible Walls Found:	2	Talking Trees Consulted:	3
Godly Talismans Bestowed:	6	Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	4
Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	3	Ancient Dragons Awakened:	1

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with nothing but the same old builds and players? Well, do we have the server for you! Join our wacky and wild Minecraft SMP where anything goes!

Why should you join, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little story. Once upon a time, there was a player who dropped their 4TB external hard drive containing some very important data. But that’s not all, oh no! This player also had some questionable clips from their VRChat days that they needed to get rid of ASAP. Can you imagine the chaos that ensued when they realized their precious drive had died? Join our server and maybe you’ll uncover the mystery of what happened to that poor player’s data!

But wait, there’s more! Our server is home to the craziest builds, the funniest players, and the most epic adventures you’ll ever experience in Minecraft. So what are you waiting for? Join now and let the madness begin!

Boston Legal Minecraft SMP

Boston, Boston Legal, courtroom drama, David E. Kelley, discussion, Forgotten, james spader, Legacy, Legal, legal drama, mention, Minecraft, Overlooked, overlooked shows, pop culture, smp, Talk, television, television critics., television history., Television series, tv show, Underrated, william shatner

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Players:	99/600	Votes:	2648
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Wizards Turned into Frogs:	1	Epic Battles Fought:	19
Ghost Trains Ridden:	1	Eternal Flames Captured:	5
Goblin Markets Raided:	5	Chaos Gates Opened:	0
Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	1	Eldritch Scrolls Read:	4
Divine Spears Created:	27	Portal Loops Escaped:	2
Elemental Crystals Collected:	77	Reality Warps Survived:	2
Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	5	Epic Bosses Defeated:	2

Welcome to the most epic Minecraft SMP you’ve never heard of! This server is so underground, even the creepers haven’t heard of it. But don’t worry, we’re here to spill the tea on why you NEED to join this server ASAP.

First of all, our server is so exclusive, it’s like finding a diamond block in a pile of dirt. We have secret bases hidden in the most random places, like under a chicken coop or inside a giant mushroom. You never know what you’ll stumble upon in this wacky world.

But that’s not all! Our server has a rich history that no one talks about because it’s just too wild for words. Legend has it that the first player to join the server accidentally spawned a dragon in their backyard, and now it’s become a tourist attraction for all the newbies.

So why haven’t you heard of this server before? It’s simple – we like to keep things low-key and let our gameplay do the talking. So come join us and see what all the fuss is about. Just watch out for those sneaky skeletons – they’re always up to no good!

Flip NJ and NY Red Minecraft Server

Campaign, candidates, DEMOCRATIC, demographics, election, electoral college, Flip, grassroots, Minecraft, mobilization, nj, NY, Persuasion, persuasion tactics, policies, Politics, red, REPUBLICAN, Server, strategy, swing states, Voting

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Players:	99/400	Votes:	9708
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Heroic Legacies Created:	6	Eldritch Scrolls Read:	4
Enchanted Armories Found:	6	Witch’s Brew Drunk:	10
Eclipse Rings Activated:	3	Demonic Pacts Formed:	1
Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	5	Votes:	7163
Goblin Markets Raided:	8	Elemental Forces Harnessed:	3
Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	2	Powerful Allies Recruited:	8
Dark Rituals Completed:	7	Villages Defended:	9

Are you tired of the same old boring Minecraft servers? Well, look no further because our server is here to shake things up in a hilariously chaotic way! Join us if you want to be part of a community where pigs can fly, creepers tell dad jokes, and diamonds rain from the sky like confetti at a party hosted by Notch himself.

But wait, there’s more! Our server is so wild that we once had a player build a rollercoaster that went straight to the moon, only to crash land in a village of friendly zombie villagers who just wanted to trade emeralds for rotten flesh. And if that’s not enough to convince you to join, we also have a secret underground bunker filled with enchanted golden apples guarded by a pack of mischievous baby wolves wearing top hats.

So, if you’re ready to experience Minecraft like never before and be part of a community that’s as crazy as a creeper on caffeine, then come join us on our server! Who knows, maybe you’ll be the one to finally answer the age-old question: what would it take to flip NJ and NY red? (Hint: probably a lot of TNT and a giant statue of Steve riding a pig)

BunnyHop Minecraft SMP

Anime, blanc, BunnyHop, Chino Kafuu, Chiyo Kurihara, favorite characters, Haru, Kaguya Houraisan, Karin, Kureha Tsubaki, LUNA, Manga, Minecraft, Mokona Modoki, Papi, puck, rabbit characters, rabbit house, Reisen Udongein Inaba, Ryo-Ohki, Shiro Usagi, smp, Tippy, Usagi Tsukino, yoshino

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Players:	110/700	Votes:	2264
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Epic Battles Fought:	15	Secret Guilds Joined:	3
Phantom Knights Defeated:	9	Infinity Stones Found:	5
Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	23	Ancient Guardians Awoken:	3
God-Killer Bows Constructed:	7	Epic Mounts Acquired:	5
Infernal Machines Built:	2	Endless Mazes Conquered:	1
Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	2	Starry Nights Enjoyed:	32
Titanic Relics Retrieved:	4	Haunted Mines Explored:	3

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with no pizzazz? Well, look no further because our Minecraft SMP is the place to be for all you anime and manga lovers out there! Why should you join, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little story.

Once upon a time, a group of players on our server stumbled upon a hidden rabbit hole that led them to a magical land filled with adorable bunny characters from all their favorite anime and manga. These bunnies weren’t your average cute critters though, oh no. They were skilled warriors, ready to help you conquer any challenge that comes your way in the game.

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to a legendary carrot farm that produces the juiciest, most delicious carrots you’ve ever tasted. And rumor has it that if you can find the secret recipe hidden somewhere in the server, you’ll gain incredible powers that will make you the most powerful player on the server.

So what are you waiting for? Join our Minecraft SMP today and embark on a wild adventure filled with bunny warriors, magical carrots, and endless fun!

/Dag/ – Dragon Age General Minecraft Server

age, Big Elf C*ck, bioware, chuds, cute, DA Tapestry, dag, Davrin, dragon age, Dragon Age General, Dragon Age Writer, Dragon Age: Veilguard, Dragon.., FANTASY, general, goty, Husband Edition, Lucanis, Minecraft, player count, romance guide, RPG, Seething, Server, Veilguard, Veilguard husbando poll, Veilguard Official Launch Trailer, video game, wikia

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Players:	90/400	Votes:	5498
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Witch’s Brew Drunk:	15	Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	14
Time-Warping Watches Found:	2	Magic Items Found:	7182
Mines Excavated:	3916	Legendary Items Repaired:	3
Elemental Forces Harnessed:	9	Eldritch Medallions Worn:	8
Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	0	Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	1
Wilderness Tamed:	5	Royal Courts Attended:	5
Titanic Battles Fought:	26	Twisted Realms Survived:	2

Welcome to Davrin’s Best Husband Edition Minecraft server! Are you obsessed with all things Dragon Age? Do you spend hours talking about the new GOTY Dragon Age: Veilguard or other irrelevant DA games? Well, look no further, because this server is the perfect place for you!

Join us to watch the Veilguard Official Launch Trailer and laugh at the chuds who keep losing in the game. Participate in the Veilguard husbando poll and argue about who the best husband is. And don’t forget to check out the DA Tapestry link that doesn’t matter because none of your previous Veilguard choices matter anyway!

Need some eye candy? Check out the Lucanis wikia because he’s heckin’ cute, or drool over the Big Elf C*ck husbando. And if you need some romance tips, we’ve got you covered with our Romance Guide.

Oh, and did we mention that we have a Dragon Age Writer seething video for your entertainment? So what are you waiting for? Join us on this epic Minecraft server and let the Dragon Age madness begin! Previous players can attest to the craziness that goes down here. Don’t miss out on the fun!

Conflicted Minecraft SMP Player

adultery, conflicted, conflicted feelings, emotional turmoil, ethical dilemma, extramarital affair, Guilt, Infidelity, internal struggle, Marriage, Minecraft, moral conflict, personal boundaries, personal values, player, self reflection, sex, sexual ethics, sexual orientation, smp, societal expectations, societal norms, taboo, traditional values

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Players:	105/400	Votes:	8765
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Powerful Allies Recruited:	4	Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	4
Cosmic Hamsters Found:	3	Duplicated Mobs Battled:	1
Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	3	Sentient Weapons Trained:	3
Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	2	Lava Oceans Crossed:	2
Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	3	Sunfire Helmets Forged:	8
Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	3	Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	3
Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	0	God-Killer Bows Constructed:	2

Welcome to our Minecraft SMP, where we promise a wild ride filled with unexpected twists and turns! Join us if you want to experience a server where anything goes, even if it means getting involved in scandalous love triangles like the one described above.

Our community is filled with players who are not afraid to push the boundaries and explore unconventional relationships. Who knows, you might even find yourself in a similar situation where you’re torn between doing what feels right and what feels oh so wrong.

So if you’re looking for a server that will keep you on your toes and make you question your morals, then look no further. Join us and let the drama unfold in ways you never thought possible. Just remember, in our world, anything is possible – even if it means getting involved in some questionable situations.

Crafty Pixel Minecraft Server

coping mechanisms, Crafty, emotional connection, emotional fulfillment, Human Connection, human touch, internet impact, Intimacy, Loneliness, mental health, Minecraft, online forums, personal attention, PIXEL, pornography, relationships, self worth, Server, sexual desires, sexual feudalism, sexual unavailability, societal pressures, support groups, virtual relationships

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Players:	99/200	Votes:	5441
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Chaos Gates Opened:	1	Crystal Wands Charged:	20
Potions Brewed:	175	Vanishing Structures Built:	2
Chimeras Created:	1	Necronomicon Pages Collected:	4
Underground Cities Explored:	2	Legendary Heroes Trained:	4
Magical Familiars Summoned:	1	Cosmic Pies Baked:	2
Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	4	Rainbows Spotted:	4
Dimensional Rifts Closed:	3	Unholy Beasts Tamed:	2

Are you tired of living in the age of sexual feudalism? Do you need a break from the never-ending struggle for real human connection? Look no further than our Minecraft server!

Join us for a virtual escape where you can find all the personal attention and touch you desire from our pixelated players. Our community is filled with players who are ready to give you the attention you crave, without any of the real-life drama.

Forget about the struggles of the real world and immerse yourself in a world where the only thing you need to worry about is building the perfect pixelated paradise. So come on, join us and let’s escape the sexual unavailability of real women together!

‘Childless Cat Ladies’ Not Even Love Cat Minecraft SMP’

animal lovers, cat, cat affection, cat companions, cat companionship, cat ladies, cat lady pride, cat obsession, cat owners, cat ownership, Childless, childless catladies, feline companions, ladies, lonely hearts, long tail tags, love, Minecraft, pet lovers, single and loving it, single women, smp

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Players:	101/400	Votes:	3498
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Dragon Scales Harvested:	417	Mythical Creatures Tamed:	1
Immortal Potions Brewed:	7	Mimic Chests Discovered:	2
Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	6	Runes Activated:	4
Necronomicon Pages Collected:	2	Cosmic Entities Communed With:	1
Magical Ponies Rescued:	5	Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	2
Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	3	Dragon Eggs Found:	614
Cursed Scrolls Read:	2	Undead Armies Raised:	5

Are you tired of playing on boring Minecraft servers where everyone takes themselves too seriously? Well, look no further because our server is run by a group of childless cat ladies who don’t even like cats! That’s right, they’re so dedicated to Minecraft that they don’t have time for real pets.

Join us for a wild ride filled with insane adventures, like the time we all dressed up as creepers and tried to blend in with the mobs. Or the time we built a giant statue of a potato just because we felt like it. And don’t even get us started on the epic battles we have over who gets to control the llama farm.

So if you’re looking for a server where the only rule is to have fun and be as ridiculous as possible, then come join us. Who needs cats when you have a community of crazy Minecraft players to keep you entertained?

AmShield Season 2 Minecraft server

100 recipes., AmShield, banner, Discord, food recipes, gameplay, Join, Lazy, Mechanics, Minecraft, new food, normal survival, Prohibited, rp, SEASON 2, Server, server description, Updates, Vanilla

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Players:	101/1000	Votes:	2449
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Orbs of Power Found:	7	Dragon Scales Harvested:	368
Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	4	Meteorite Armor Created:	26
Cursed Taverns Survived:	4	Warlock Pacts Sealed:	1
Dragon Hoards Looted:	1	Titan Hearts Harvested:	4
Immortal Potions Brewed:	12	Ancient Guardians Awoken:	1
Hidden Passages Discovered:	3	Votes:	5376
Wailing Winds Heard:	1	Crops Grown:	8469

Vanilla RP Server MINECRAFT! On our server there are more than 100 different recipes for new food, mechanic.

We can offer you the most varied gameplay in NORMAL survival. GRIP IS PROHIBITED

Join our discord server so you don’t miss any updates.

mc.amshield.ru

Bolted Thunder Minecraft Server

action, Adventure, bard fights spider, best dad, bolted, climb a mountain, ep 6 preview, Epic battles, fantasy series, fantasy world, Friends, gutter, japanese animation, mantiscoin, Minecraft, puppet characters, Puppetry, Server, shika spider, Shou, storytelling, sword fighting, thunder, thunderbolt fantasy

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Players:	95/500	Votes:	1098
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Phantom Knights Defeated:	3	Dragon Scales Harvested:	422
Forbidden Tomes Read:	6	Warlock Pacts Sealed:	0
Ender Pearl Glitches:	4	Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	1
Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	5	Ghost Trains Ridden:	1
Haunted Mines Explored:	2	Gnome Villages Protected:	4
Soulbound Rings Equipped:	5	Goblin Armies Outwitted:	5
Meteorites Collected:	1	Battle Standards Raised:	5

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only excitement is mining for diamonds? Well, look no further because our server is where all the action is at! Join us for epic battles between bards and spiders, where the spiders are so shaken by the bard’s sick rhymes that they drop all their loot in fear.

But that’s not all! Watch as Shou and his friends climb a mountain so high, they reach the clouds and find a secret stash of mantiscoin in the gutter. Yes, you heard that right, mantiscoin! The rarest and most valuable currency in all of Minecraft land.

So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and experience the craziest adventures and the most ridiculous stories that will have you laughing for days. Who needs diamonds when you have mantiscoin in the gutter?

Minecraft SMP – /lig/ – Llama Is Good

Birthday Calendar, Chuubas, Corpo, corporate branding, ducks, Flip, Global, Good, haha, indie vtubers, koikatsu cards, large indies, lig, Llama, Minecraft, Mint, non-English, OC material, romance edition, smp, Swarm, tiermaker, twitch partner, VOD archival, vrt, vsj, VT, Wheel of Names, youtube equivalent

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Players:	100/200	Votes:	9369
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Wyrmholes Dug:	6	Time-Warping Watches Found:	1
Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	2	Cursed Scrolls Read:	5
Shattered Realms Restored:	1	Gorgon Shields Crafted:	3
Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	3	Inescapable Mazes Solved:	1
Epic Quests Completed:	9	Celestial Gardens Planted:	4
Treasure Maps Found:	2	Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	3
Godly Talismans Bestowed:	11	Divine Spears Created:	20

Welcome to our Minecraft SMP, where we only accept players with at least 500 viewers on their streams! Why, you ask? Because we’re all about that VIP life, baby! We’re like the exclusive club of indie vtubers, where the big shots with thousands of viewers are outnumbered by us 500-view legends.

But don’t worry, even if your oshi only has 499 viewers, you can still join… as long as they’re a Twitch partner or something equivalent on YouTube. We’ve got a list of the top players in our SMP, like Filian with 6,600 viewers and Dokibird with 4,541. And let’s not forget about our non-English superstars like tororo_vtuber from Japan with 4,677 viewers.

We’re all about supporting the little guys who aren’t tied down by corporate branding. We’ve even got guides on Twitch clips, VOD archival, and a Wheel of Names for some spicy fun. And if you’re feeling frisky, check out our Koikatsu cards for some… ahem… adult content.

Join us for some crazy adventures, like our upcoming birthdays for Bao, Leaflit, Mint, and Rummy. And don’t forget to check out our OC material and, of course, the Ducks. Because who doesn’t love a good ol’ duck stream?

So come on down to our Minecraft SMP and join the madness. We’ve got threads for everything, from corpo vtubers to indie legends. It’s a wild ride, but hey, that’s just how we roll in our crazy world of /lig/!