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SlimCraft Minecraft Server

Caffeine, calorie intake, daily walks, diet, drinking coffee, drinking water, eating less, Exercise, FITNESS, healthy choices, healthy habits, hydration, lifestyle changes, Minecraft, not smoking, nutrition, physical activity, quitting smoking, Server, SlimCraft, Walking, weight loss, weight management

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Players:	94/1000	Votes:	437
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Soul Swords Wielded:	6	Forbidden Relics Collected:	0
Immortal Potions Brewed:	11	Divine Relics Bestowed:	12
Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	4	Cursed Villages Purged:	4
Alternate Realities Explored:	3	Forbidden Tomes Read:	7
Goblin Armies Outwitted:	8	Haunted Mines Explored:	1
Epic Quests Completed:	20	Ancient Relics Unearthed:	239
Sentient Weapons Trained:	3	Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	5

Are you tired of boring old servers that only offer the same old vanilla Minecraft experience? Well, look no further because our server is here to shake things up in the most outrageous way possible!

Join our server and embark on a wild adventure where the only way to survive is by eating less in-game food, not smoking any virtual cigarettes, only drinking water and coffee (no potions allowed!), and walking everywhere you go. That’s right, forget about riding horses or flying with elytra, it’s all about getting those steps in!

But that’s not all – we’ve also added crazy new mobs like the Coffee Creeper, who explodes in a shower of espresso beans, and the Salad Skeleton, armed with a deadly cucumber sword. And don’t even get us started on the boss battles, where you’ll face off against the dreaded Diet Dragon, who breathes low-calorie fire.

So why wait? Join our server now for a truly absurd Minecraft experience that will have you laughing and sweating in equal measure. Who knew staying healthy could be this much fun?

Crafty Memesters: Where Noob meets Pro in the Quest for Diamonds

Appointment, coffee break, Crafty, diamonds, doctor appointment, drinking coffee, Finish, Gaming, gaming session, gothic 2, health, International, medical consultation, meets, Memesters, noob, Okey, Plan, PRO, productivity, Quest, Relaxation, Routine, Schedule, strategy, Today, wellness

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Players:	106/400	Votes:	3348
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Cursed Amulets Found:	4	Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	4
Meteorites Collected:	0	Legendary Scepters Created:	7
Divine Relics Bestowed:	13	Spontaneous Duels Fought:	12
Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	3	Buildings Constructed:	37
Heavenly Choirs Heard:	7	Reality Warps Survived:	1
Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	2	Fabled Crowns Discovered:	7
Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	18	Cursed Lands Purified:	10

Welcome to the most epic Minecraft server you’ll ever experience! Why should you join, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little story. Once upon a time, a player joined our server and found a secret portal that led them to a land filled with dancing cows and flying pigs. They were so mesmerized by the sight that they couldn’t stop laughing for days! And that’s just the beginning of the adventures you’ll have here.

But wait, there’s more! On this server, you can build a house made entirely out of diamonds, ride a llama into battle against a horde of evil zombies, and even challenge the Ender Dragon to a dance-off. Oh, and did I mention that our server is guarded by a pack of friendly wolves who will protect you at all costs?

So what are you waiting for? Join our Minecraft server today and embark on the craziest, most hilarious journey of your life. And who knows, maybe you’ll even find a talking sheep who will teach you the secret to unlimited diamonds. Don’t miss out on all the fun, join now!

ForestFrights Minecraft SMP

chilling, creepy, Darkness, DREAD, eerie, fear, Forest, ForestFrights, Haunting, Horror, ISOLATION, Minecraft, Mysterious, Nature, Panic, Scary, smp, spooky, Terror, unknown, Wilderness, wildlife, Woods

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Players:	100/400	Votes:	7269
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	7	Moonlit Rituals Performed:	7
Star Shards Collected:	245	Crystal Wands Charged:	15
Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	0	Ancient Dragons Awakened:	2
Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	8	Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	0
Wailing Winds Heard:	4	Dragon Eggs Hatched:	2
Volcanoes Explored:	1	Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	3
Royal Decrees Issued:	1	Quantum Bards Serenaded:	1

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the scariest thing you see is a creeper blowing up your house? Well, look no further, because on our server, the forest is full of surprises! From giant spiders riding on the backs of skeletons to trees that come to life and chase you down, you never know what you’ll encounter in our enchanted forest. Join now if you dare, and see if you have what it takes to survive the madness!

ManlyMineMoments

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Players:	101/600	Votes:	2178
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Endless Mazes Solved:	3	Ether Blades Crafted:	12
Corrupted Trees Chopped:	4	Blood Moons Survived:	3
Dragons Adopted as Pets:	1	Runic Tablets Deciphered:	41
Lost Souls Rescued:	4	Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	2
Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	2	Mystic Runes Engraved:	2
Shadow Realms Conquered:	1	Celestial Blades Sharpened:	13
Magic Items Found:	4425	Forbidden Doors Opened:	3

Join our Minecraft server and you’ll have the chance to ride a pig into battle against a horde of evil chickens! Yes, you heard that right. Our server is the only place where you can live out your wildest fantasies of pig jousting while wearing a diamond helmet shaped like a taco.

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to the legendary Blocky Bottomless Pit, where players can test their luck by jumping in and seeing if they land on a pile of diamonds or a pile of…well, let’s just say it’s not diamonds.

So why waste your time on boring old servers when you can join ours and experience the most outrageous and hilarious moments in Minecraft history? Trust us, you won’t regret it.

ZelenskyyCraft: No Mercy for Duda!

Conflict Resolution, Crisis, Diplomacy, duda, eastern europe, geopolitical tensions, humor, international relations, jokes, leadership, mercy, mercy call, military strategy, Négotiation, peace talks, Politics, Russian retreat, satire, Ukraine, War, zelenskyy, ZelenskyyCraft

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Players:	96/800	Votes:	3640
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	3	Alternate Realities Explored:	1
Eclipse Rings Activated:	2	Endless Legions Commanded:	35
Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	2	Lava Oceans Crossed:	3
Evil Lairs Raided:	2	Cursed Swords Broken:	3
Wizards Turned into Frogs:	2	Magical Frogs Kissed:	2
Enchanted Forests Planted:	4	Phantom Rings Equipped:	5
Holy Grails Found:	2	Ancient Guardians Awoken:	3

So, like, imagine this, right? You’re just chillin’ in Minecraft, mining some diamonds and building a sick castle, when suddenly, Zelenskyy himself pops up in the chat! He’s all like, “Yo, Duda needs our help, but I’m too busy playing Minecraft to save the day.” And you’re just like, “What the heck? This server is wild!”

Join our server for all the crazy adventures, like battling Russian invaders with Zelenskyy, building peace treaties with Duda, and maybe even finding a secret portal to a parallel universe where pigs can fly and creepers give hugs. Trust me, you won’t find another server like this anywhere else!

So come on, what are you waiting for? Join now and be part of the most epic Minecraft server in the universe! Who knows, maybe you’ll even get to ride a llama into battle alongside Zelenskyy himself. The possibilities are endless!

SoyCraft Minecraft Server

Minecraft, Server, soy, soy allergies, soy benefits, soy consumption, soy diet, soy diet consequences, soy diet effects, soy health effects, soy intolerance, Soy milk, soy nutrition, soy overdose, soy overdose symptoms, soy products, soy protein, soy risks, soy sensitivity, soy side effects, soy toxicity, soybeans, SoyCraft

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Players:	107/800	Votes:	1788
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Hedge Mazes Navigated:	11	Ancient Dragons Awakened:	2
Unbreakable Curses Broken:	2	Mythical Creatures Tamed:	2
Wailing Winds Heard:	1	Cursed Amulets Found:	2
Ender Pearl Glitches:	2	Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	5
Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	2	Godly Talismans Bestowed:	17
Celestial Beings Befriended:	3	Cosmic Pies Baked:	3
Astral Projections Made:	2	Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	0

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers that don’t offer anything unique or exciting? Well, look no further because our server is the answer to all your blocky prayers! Why should you join, you ask? Well, for starters, our server is run by a team of highly trained llamas who have mastered the art of pixelated warfare. Yes, you heard that right – llamas! And if that’s not enough to convince you, how about the fact that our server is located on a floating island in the sky, guarded by a fierce army of flying pigs armed with diamond swords. Oh, and did we mention that if you eat too much soy in your diet on our server, you’ll turn into a giant block of tofu? So come on, what are you waiting for? Join our server now and experience the craziest Minecraft adventure of your life!

BasedChudVsIntRannyMinecraftSMP

/pol/ack, Alt-Right, Based, BasedChudVsIntRannyMinecraftSMP, BBC, Chud, controversial, cringe, current events, debate, Global Issues, identity politics, Int, international discussion, internet culture, ITT, online forum, Political, ranny, sissie, social media

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Players:	107/900	Votes:	4846
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Enchanted Forests Planted:	5	Corrupted Trees Chopped:	2
Alternate Realities Explored:	2	Shadow Wolves Tamed:	1
Magical Ponies Rescued:	2	Teleportation Mishaps:	2
Gods Slained:	2	Time-Warping Watches Found:	3
Secret Libraries Discovered:	5	Cursed Taverns Survived:	4
Spectral Entities Defeated:	5	Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	0
Demon Skulls Collected:	19	Herobrine Sightings:	2

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where everyone just builds the same old basic houses and mines for diamonds all day? Well, have we got the server for you! Join our wacky Minecraft SMP where the only way to survive is by engaging in intense political debates and international discussions. Are you a based /pol/ack chud ready to dominate the server with your superior intellect? Or are you a /int/ranny cringe BBC sissie looking to prove your worth in the virtual world? Either way, this server is the perfect place for you to show off your skills and make some enemies along the way. So what are you waiting for? Join now and let the chaos begin!

CraftyBnBSnitch

Abuse, bb, concern, CraftyBnBSnitch, disturbance, family, guests, highlands, intervention, investigation, italy, noise, overreaction, OWNER, Police, privacy, Safety, scotland, thin walls, vacation, walls

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Players:	95/700	Votes:	2907
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Epic Bosses Defeated:	5	Animals Bred:	73
Gods Slained:	1	Mystery Villagers Spotted:	3
Forgotten Legends Remembered:	10	Chaos Orbs Controlled:	24
Dragons Adopted as Pets:	4	Eclipse Rings Activated:	4
Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	1	Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	16
Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	5	Void Gems Collected:	32
Magical Moments Shared:	18	Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	0

Are you tired of boring Minecraft servers with nothing exciting happening? Well, look no further! Join our server for a wild ride filled with unexpected twists and turns!

Imagine staying at a Minecraft Bed and Breakfast in the Highlands of Scotland. The walls are thin, just like in real life! If you talk too loudly, the players in the rooms next to you will hear everything. It’s like a virtual reality experience!

We have family rooms filled with toddlers, children, teenagers, parents, and even a grandmother from Italy. But beware, they might knock on your virtual door and offer you virtual drinks and ice cream. Who knows what they’ll do next? It’s a virtual rollercoaster of emotions!

And just like in real life, drama unfolds in the virtual world. You might hear virtual banging on your virtual walls, virtual crying, and virtual shouting in Italian. But don’t worry, the virtual police will come to investigate and take the virtual troublemakers away.

So why wait? Join our Minecraft server for a one-of-a-kind experience that will leave you questioning if you’re overreacting or just having a blast!

UnlearnableCraft

beyond education, beyond learning, cannot learn, genetic predispositions, impossible to learn, inherent abilities, inherent knowledge, inherent skills, inherent traits, innate abilities, instinctual knowledge, intuitive knowledge, natural talents, unlearnable, UnlearnableCraft, unteachable, unteachable abilities, unteachable knowledge, unteachable skills, unteachable traits

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Players:	104/600	Votes:	5449
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Meteorites Collected:	3	Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	1
Reality Warps Survived:	0	Forbidden Relics Collected:	9
Shadow Wolves Tamed:	3	Blood Moons Survived:	1
Dragon Hoards Looted:	1	Royal Courts Attended:	1
Evil Portals Destroyed:	1	Unholy Beasts Tamed:	1
Ancient Guardians Awoken:	3	Zombie Dances:	9
Runes Activated:	2	Dragonkin Hatched:	5

Join our Minecraft server and learn the ancient art of llama whispering! Our expert llama trainers will teach you how to communicate with these majestic creatures using only your mind. Who knows, you might even uncover the secrets of llama language and become the ultimate llama whisperer!

But that’s not all – on our server, you can also participate in epic llama races across treacherous terrain, compete in llama beauty pageants judged by celebrity llamas, and even embark on daring llama rescue missions to save stranded llamas in distress.

So why wait? Join our server today and unlock the mystical world of llama whispering! You’ll never look at these fluffy creatures the same way again.

KramCraftHotelStrike

Attack, Bombing, Conflict, Crisis, Hotel, international news, Journalism, journalism safety, journalist, Kramatorsk, KramCraftHotelStrike, Media, missing, press freedom, Reuters, Russian strike, search and rescue, Ukraine, violence, War, war reporting

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Players:	94/500	Votes:	9934
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Warlock Pacts Sealed:	0	Cursed Taverns Survived:	3
Cursed Amulets Found:	0	Epic Quests Completed:	13
Dark Rituals Completed:	5	Forbidden Relics Collected:	6
Time-Warping Watches Found:	2	Endless Mazes Conquered:	1
God-Killer Bows Constructed:	9	Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	2
Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	2	Celestial Events Witnessed:	1
Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	5	Farms Harvested:	567

lol come join our epic minecraft server where we have so much fun, even reuters journalists are ditching their jobs to play with us! our server is so lit, it’s like a russian strike on a hotel in kramatorsk – you won’t know what hit you! we have so many crazy adventures and insane stories, you’ll never want to leave. plus, our community is so awesome, you’ll feel like you’re part of a secret club. so what are you waiting for? join now and let the madness begin!

BroCraftBros: No Drama Allowed!

Allowed, BroCraftBros, Drama, female friendships, Friendship Dynamics, gender bias, gender dynamics, Gender Roles, interpersonal relationships, male friends, male friendships, Perception, relationship dynamics, romantic relationships, sexual promiscuity, social dynamics, social interactions, social judgments, societal norms, Stereotypes, Threats, trustworthiness, Women

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Players:	102/100	Votes:	4864
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Divine Spears Created:	26	Arcane Towers Raised:	4
Elemental Forces Harnessed:	7	Mystic Runes Engraved:	5
Unholy Beasts Tamed:	1	Astral Amulets Crafted:	36
Epic Bosses Defeated:	4	Ethereal Couriers Hired:	3
Wilderness Tamed:	6	Potions Brewed:	132
Enchantments Applied:	161	Enchanted Teapots Collected:	20
Dragon Scales Harvested:	162	Lunar Scepters Activated:	10

join this epic minecraft server where we only allow women who prefer male friends!! why? because we believe they are the most trustworthy, least sexually promiscuous, and pose no threat to romantic relationships!! come join us for a wild ride of building, exploring, and proving stereotypes wrong!! plus, we have a secret underground club where we plot to take over the minecraft world with our male friends by our side!! don’t miss out on the fun, join now!!

Evo SMP: Where surviving Minecraft is easier than spelling ‘geopolitics’ correctly! Join us for fun events and whitelisted shenanigans in version 1.21!

Adapt, alliances, Arsenal, challenge, CORRECTLY, dynamic, easier, Empires, eras, Events, evo, evolve, Fun, Gear, Geopolitics, global battle, Join, limited resources, Meta, Minecraft, natural disaster, Players, random events, Rare treasure hunt, Resources, Shenanigans, smp, Spelling, strategies, success, Surviving, Vanilla, Version, Wars, Whitelisted

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Players:	105/900	Votes:	317
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Alien Abductions:	2	Secret Passages Found:	6
Shadow Daggers Crafted:	22	Legendary Heroes Trained:	1
Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	3	Ancient Dragons Awakened:	3
Endless Legions Commanded:	22	Dragon Hoards Looted:	3
Divine Relics Bestowed:	6	Enchantments Applied:	251
Undead Armies Raised:	0	Volcanoes Explored:	2
Astral Amulets Crafted:	41	Dragonfire Shields Forged:	2

Evo SMP Server Overview

Features	Description
Server Type	SMP (Survival Multiplayer)
Focus	Evolution and adaptability in gameplay
Eras	Shifts in gameplay and resources
Events	Random events for challenges and opportunities
Discord	Join our Discord

FAQs

Question	Answer
What is the focus of Evo SMP?	The focus of Evo SMP is on evolving and adapting in a dynamic world where survival is only the beginning.
How is the server divided?	The server is divided into eras, each bringing a shift in available resources and gameplay strategies.
What are random events?	Random events are challenges and opportunities that shake up the world, such as natural disasters or global battles.
How can I join Evo SMP?	You can join us by clicking on the Discord link provided above and following the instructions.