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RwandaCraft: Keir’s Axe Day

administration, Axe, cabinet, controversy, Day, decision, first day, Government, international relations, Keir Starmer, Keirs, leadership, News, office, opposition, policy, Politics, prime minister, Reports, ruling party, rwanda plan, RwandaCraft, uk, United Kingdom

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Players:	108/700	Votes:	9511
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Phantom Ships Sailed:	4	Villages Defended:	9
Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	4	Dimensional Rifts Closed:	1
Storm Giants Negotiated With:	1	Dragon Hoards Looted:	1
Witch’s Brew Drunk:	6	Alien Abductions:	0
Vanishing Structures Built:	5	Forbidden Relics Collected:	0
Magical Familiars Summoned:	2	Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	3
Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	3	Evil Lairs Raided:	8

OMG so like, u gotta join dis Minecraft server cuz we got Prime Minister Keir Starmer choppin’ down trees and buildin’ houses like a pro! He axes Rwanda plan but he’s all about dem blocks and pixels now, y’all! Join us for some crazy shenanigans and watch as Keir Starmer becomes the ultimate Minecraft master! Who needs politics when you got blocky adventures waiting for ya?! Let’s get crafty, baby!

CoolerHellCraft

annoyance, close, common courtesy, consequences, consideration, cooler, CoolerHellCraft, DISRESPECTFUL, Etiquette, forgetfulness, Frustration, INCONVENIENCE, Karma, laziness, Manners, negligence, pet peeve, punishment, Retribution, special place in hell, Warning

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Players:	97/700	Votes:	7951
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Phoenix Feathers Found:	10	Magic Crystals Found:	24
Eldritch Scrolls Read:	7	Endless Legions Commanded:	32
Eldritch Medallions Worn:	11	Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	6
Twisted Realms Survived:	2	Duplicated Mobs Battled:	3
Meteor Showers Witnessed:	1	Underground Cities Explored:	4
Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	2	Wilderness Tamed:	14
Cosmic Pies Baked:	6	Haunted Mines Explored:	3

so, like, u gotta join this minecraft server cuz, like, if u don’t, u gonna end up in the cooler in hell, man. like, u gotta close the cooler or else the devil gonna be all like “why u leave the cooler open, bro?” and then u gonna be stuck in there with all the melted ice and warm drinks. but if u join this server, u gonna be safe from the cooler of doom. plus, we got flying pigs and talking chickens, man. it’s a wild ride, so come join us and escape the cooler of hell!

50b5t (wip) Minecraft server

269061, 4855611415454, 50b5t, 52983167, 7709959226, banner, description, Lazy, Minecraft, OWNER, personal account, Server, WIP

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Players:	102/200	Votes:	1081
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Farms Harvested:	313	Demonic Pacts Formed:	2
Lost Cities Unearthed:	4	Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	4
Ancient Relics Unearthed:	70	Warlock Pacts Sealed:	1
Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	2	Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	6
Heavenly Choirs Heard:	5	Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	4
Eerie Music Discs Played:	6	Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	5
Dragonfire Shields Forged:	7	Forgotten Legends Remembered:	4

The owner of the server «50b5t wip» has not added a description yet. This Minecraft server is very different from other servers, but not like the others.

65.108.74.33:24433

OutlawMC: Where even the sheep are wanted criminals!

Adventure, alliances, Battles, Challenges, Community, Criminals., grind, imagination, ingenuity, inmates, innovation, Journey, leaderboard, mobs, Network, OutlawMC, Quality, Resourcefulness, Sheep, strategy, Tycoon, Ultimate, Victory, wanted, Wilderness

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Players:	98/300	Votes:	7445
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	6	Lunar Scepters Activated:	3
Forbidden Relics Collected:	2	Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	1
Votes:	1392	Cursed Amulets Found:	5
Rainbows Spotted:	6	Cursed Villages Purged:	1
Villages Defended:	9	Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	4
Godly Talismans Bestowed:	20	Curse of Binding Applied:	5
Shadow Realms Conquered:	1	Phoenix Feathers Found:	14

Welcome to OutlawMC: Your Ultimate Minecraft Adventure Awaits!
Step into the world of OutlawMC, where your Minecraft journey is only limited by your imagination. Our network offers an exhilarating mix of game modes designed to keep you on the edge of your seat. Whether you’re a survival enthusiast, a skyblock strategist, a prison architect, or a bedwars warrior, OutlawMC has something for everyone.

Game Modes:

Survival	Immerse yourself in our robust survival mode, where you can build, explore, and thrive in a dynamic world. Form alliances, fend off mobs, and conquer the wilderness.
Skyblock	Test your ingenuity and resourcefulness on a floating island. Expand your domain, complete challenges, and rise to the top of the skyblock leaderboard.
Prison	Experience the thrill of the grind in our prison mode. Mine your way to freedom, trade with fellow inmates, and climb the ranks to become the ultimate prison tycoon.
Bedwars	Engage in fast-paced, heart-pounding bedwars battles. Protect your bed, destroy your opponents, and strategize your way to victory in this competitive mode.
And More Coming Soon!	Stay tuned as we continuously expand our server with exciting new game modes and features. The adventure never ends at OutlawMC!

Why OutlawMC?

Community: Join a vibrant and friendly community of Minecraft players. Make new friends, participate in events, and enjoy a supportive environment.
Quality: Our servers are optimized for performance and stability, ensuring a smooth and enjoyable gaming experience.
Innovation: We’re always working on new updates and features to keep the gameplay fresh and exciting.

Don’t miss out on the adventure of a lifetime. Join OutlawMC today and become a part of the ultimate Minecraft network. Your epic journey begins now!

JOIN NOW ON BEDROCK OR JAVA PLAY.OUTLAWMC.NET

PORT ON BEDROCK IS 3067

FAQ:

Q: Can I play on OutlawMC with my friends?	A: Yes, OutlawMC allows you to team up with friends and play together in various game modes.
Q: Are there regular events on OutlawMC?	A: Yes, OutlawMC hosts regular events and activities for players to participate in and earn rewards.
Q: How do I join OutlawMC on Java Edition?	A: Simply visit PLAY.OUTLAWMC.NET and follow the instructions to join the Java Edition server.
Q: Can I switch between game modes on OutlawMC?	A: Yes, players can switch between different game modes on OutlawMC to experience a variety of gameplay.
Q: Is OutlawMC suitable for both beginner and experienced players?	A: Absolutely, OutlawMC caters to players of all skill levels, providing challenges and adventures for both beginners and experienced players.

VaginalBlock Minecraft Server

anatomy, biology, bloodborne, body horror, creepy, disgust, fear, female anatomy, Grotesque, Horror, Minecraft, Phobia, reproductive organs, repulsed, revulsion, Server, taboo, UNCOMFORTABLE, unsettling, Vagina, VaginalBlock, video games, Visceral

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Players:	106/800	Votes:	6509
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Mystic Runes Engraved:	5	Astral Mages Summoned:	3
Rune Stones Activated:	7	Haunted Chests Opened:	8
Unholy Beasts Tamed:	2	Reality Distortions Fixed:	2
Meteor Showers Witnessed:	3	Glitched Entities Encountered:	2
Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	0	Magical Ponies Rescued:	2
Goblin Armies Outwitted:	3	Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	1
Dark Rituals Completed:	3	Shadow Figures Spotted:	10

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where the mobs remind us of creatures straight out of Bloodborne! Join us if you’re looking for a thrilling adventure filled with spooky surprises and heart-pounding moments.

Our server is home to some of the most terrifying mobs you’ll ever encounter in Minecraft. From creepy zombies that move at lightning speed to skeleton archers with deadly accuracy, you’ll never know what’s lurking around the corner.

But don’t worry, we also have plenty of friendly faces to help you on your journey. Our villagers are always willing to trade with you, as long as you don’t mind their eerie resemblance to the residents of Yharnam.

So why should you join our server? Well, where else can you fight off hordes of monsters that look like they stepped out of a horror game, all while building your own epic base and exploring mysterious dungeons? Trust us, once you step foot into our world, you’ll never want to leave. Join now and prepare for a Bloodborne-inspired adventure like no other!

TrustyHonkies Minecraft Server

activism, Allyship, Community, discrimination, Diversity, empowerment, equality, honkies, inclusion, marginalized voices, Minecraft, prejudice, Privilege, racial bias, Server, skepticism, social justice, solidarity, Stereotypes, systemic racism, Trust, TrustyHonkies, white people

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Players:	98/300	Votes:	243
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	3	Shadow Figures Spotted:	1
Runic Tablets Deciphered:	35	Heavenly Choirs Heard:	2
Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	5	Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	3
Warrior Spirits Summoned:	15	Secret Guilds Joined:	4
Crystal Caves Mapped:	4	Phantom Rings Equipped:	12
Endless Staircases Climbed:	1	Lunar Scepters Activated:	12
Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	4	Soulbound Rings Equipped:	11

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where we guarantee you won’t find any w*te ppl trying to ruin your fun! Trust us, we’ve got a strict no-honkies policy in place. Why join our server, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little story.

Once upon a time, a group of w*te ppl tried to invade our server with their boring builds and basic skins. But our players weren’t having any of it. They banded together and built a giant wall made entirely of diamond blocks to keep them out. And you know what? It worked! Those honkies didn’t stand a chance against our united front.

So if you’re tired of dealing with w*te ppl and their shenanigans, come join us on our server. We promise you’ll have a blast without any honkies in sight. Plus, where else can you say you helped build a diamond wall to keep out the invaders? Join us now and let the fun begin!

Homebound Heroes Minecraft Server

autism, Boundaries, Communication, Empathy, exhaustion, FESTIVAL, flexibility, Friends, Heroes, Homebound, hyper mobility disorder, joint pain, mall outing, market event, Minecraft, overwhelmed, pain management, partner, Planning, Régime, Routine, Server, tendinitis, Understanding

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Players:	91/400	Votes:	6675
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Hidden Villages Discovered:	3	Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	1
Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	5	Celestial Beings Befriended:	2
Wilderness Tamed:	14	Heroic Legacies Created:	5
Ethereal Couriers Hired:	4	Unholy Beasts Tamed:	1
Magic Items Found:	6590	Rune Stones Activated:	11
Spontaneous Duels Fought:	13	Shadow Daggers Crafted:	48
Underground Cities Explored:	5	Crystal Caves Mapped:	2

Looking for a Minecraft server that understands your need for routine and regime? Look no further! Our server is perfect for players with autism and hyper mobility disorders. We promise not to surprise you with last minute plans to go to the virtual mall without warning. Join us for a stress-free gaming experience where your needs are always taken into consideration.

We won’t make you walk for hours on end or push you past your pain boundaries. Our server is a safe space where you can play at your own pace without feeling overwhelmed. And if you need to log off to do your pain routine, we totally understand.

So come join us and leave the drama behind. We won’t make you cry like that festival/market event did. Plus, we have virtual snacks in the food court that won’t cause you any pain. Trust us, you won’t regret joining our server!

MinecraftAirplaneF***er

Airplane, boarding, Booking, children, Confrontation, DELAY, Disabilities, emotions, ENTITLEMENT, grandmother, heart stopped, jfk, Layover, life support, pMinecraftAirplaneFerp, priority, privacy, Seat, Stillborn, surgery, telling a stranger to F**k off

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Players:	104/700	Votes:	9560
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	2	Godly Talismans Bestowed:	12
Towns Built:	4	Crystal Palaces Visited:	2
Fabled Crowns Discovered:	10	Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	5
Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	3	Endless Legions Commanded:	28
Dark Rituals Completed:	5	Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	4
Phantom Horses Ridden:	2	Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	5
Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	1	Celestial Blades Sharpened:	6

Are you tired of entitled parents on airplanes trying to steal your seat just because they have a baby? Well, look no further! Join our Minecraft server where everyone gets their own virtual seat and no entitled parents allowed!

Imagine a world where you can build your own virtual airplane and kick entitled parents off whenever they try to steal your seat. Let out all your frustrations in a safe and blocky environment.

But wait, there’s more! Our server is filled with crazy stories and drama just like this one. Who knows what kind of outrageous encounters you’ll have while playing on our server.

So come join us and let’s build a world where entitled parents get what they deserve – a virtual kick in the blocky butt!

Block Break-Up: The Moment

acceptance, BLOCK, Breakup, Closure, emotional, Experience, growth, healing, HEARTBREAK, learning, letting go, moment, moving forward, moving on, realization, Reflection, relationship, Self Discovery, self love, starting over

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Players:	96/300	Votes:	7447
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	1	Orbs of Power Found:	7
Goblin Armies Outwitted:	10	Eclipse Rings Activated:	2
Dimensional Rifts Closed:	4	Dungeon Sieges Launched:	3
Dragon Scales Harvested:	251	Secret Libraries Discovered:	4
Animals Bred:	148	Potions Brewed:	149
Shadow Daggers Crafted:	43	Dragon Eggs Found:	3781
Soulbound Rings Equipped:	11	Crops Grown:	1265

Are you tired of mining away in a boring relationship with the same old blocks? Well, it’s time to break up with monotony and join our Minecraft server!

Picture this: you’re building a magnificent castle with your partner when suddenly they start placing dirt blocks all over your masterpiece. That was ‘the moment’ you knew it was time to leave them behind and join our server where griefing is not only allowed, it’s encouraged!

But that’s not all, our server is also home to the legendary Diamond Pig, a creature so rare and elusive that only the most skilled players can catch a glimpse of its sparkly trotters. Join us and embark on a quest to find this mythical creature, because who needs love when you have diamonds, am I right?

So say goodbye to your old relationship and hello to a world of endless possibilities and ridiculous adventures on our Minecraft server. Who needs love when you have blocks to mine and pigs to chase? Join us now and let the fun begin!

CraftyHolocaustDeniers

anti-semitism, conspiracy theories, CraftyHolocaustDeniers, genocide denial, Historical revisionism, Holocaust atrocities, Holocaust awareness, Holocaust conspiracy, Holocaust denial, Holocaust deniers, Holocaust education, Holocaust facts, Holocaust history, Holocaust hoax, Holocaust memorial, Holocaust propaganda, Holocaust remembrance, Holocaust research, Holocaust revisionism, Holocaust survivors, Holocaust truthers

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Players:	101/600	Votes:	8949
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Endless Mazes Solved:	1	Ether Blades Crafted:	7
Soulbound Rings Equipped:	12	Runic Tablets Deciphered:	21
Sentient Weapons Trained:	7	Magic Crystals Found:	13
Shadow Realms Conquered:	2	Sunfire Helmets Forged:	10
Legendary Heroes Trained:	5	Endless Staircases Climbed:	0
Enchanted Teapots Collected:	10	Mystery Villagers Spotted:	3
Witch’s Brew Drunk:	13	Reality Warps Survived:	0

lol come join our epic minecraft server where u can build ur own holocaust denial museum and convince ur friends that it never happened!! we got flying pigs, talking trees, and a secret underground disco party with llamas as DJs. if u join now, u get a free pet zombie that will do ur bidding and bring u snacks while u mine for diamonds. plus, our server is protected by a magical forcefield that turns griefers into fluffy bunnies. so what are u waiting for? join now and deny history in style!