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CatProofOnOff

cat friendly, cat owners, cat-proofing, CatProofOnOff, computer accessories, computer design, computer maintenance, computer setup, computer usability, desktop PCs, ergonomic design, feline behavior, front placement, INCONVENIENCE, on/off button, pet owners, power button, Technology, top placement, user experience, user interface

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Players:	104/800	Votes:	2453
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	4	Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	4
Rune Stones Activated:	9	Cursed Villages Purged:	3
Invisible Pathways Walked:	7	Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	4
Wyrmholes Dug:	6	Royal Courts Attended:	2
Duplicated Mobs Battled:	5	Phantom Blocks Placed:	4
Elemental Forces Harnessed:	3	Legendary Scepters Created:	8
Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	9	Runic Tablets Deciphered:	12

so, like, imagine a minecraft server where cats rule the world, man. like, they’re the ones in charge and they’re the ones you gotta impress to survive. if you don’t pet enough cats, you get banished to the nether realm, where you gotta fight off zombie pigmen with nothing but a carrot. but if you show those cats enough love, they’ll grant you magical powers like flying on a broomstick or turning into a giant chicken. it’s a wild ride, man. come join us and let the cats decide your fate. meow.

HighCrafters: Tolerance Edition

addiction, Cannabis, cognitive function, cognitive impairment, Daily use, drug tolerance, drug tolerance development, drug tolerance research, drug use, Edition, HighCrafters, impairments, long-term effects, Marijuana, memory tasks, occasional use, psychoactive effects, reaction time, substance abuse, Thc, tolerance

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Players:	95/700	Votes:	7831
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	0	Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	1
Werewolf Howls Heard:	3	Ancient Guardians Awoken:	1
Astral Projections Made:	4	Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	4
Mineshafts Explored:	1	Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	3
Spontaneous Duels Fought:	6	Dark Rituals Completed:	10
Goblin Armies Outwitted:	3	Heavenly Choirs Heard:	6
Phantom Blocks Placed:	7	Dimensional Rifts Closed:	1

LOL come join dis epic Minecraft server where we blaze it up daily and build some crazy sh*t! If you smoke weed erryday, you’ll be a pro at building epic structures and dodging creepers like a ninja. But if you only smoke occasionally, watch out cuz your reaction time gonna be slower than a snail on Xanax. So come join us and get lit while crafting some dank memes!

UnityCraft Minecraft Server

acceptance, Awareness, Community, discrimination, Diversity, empowerment, exclusion, forced unity, Homophobia, ignorance, INEQUALITY, leadership, LGBTQ, marginalized groups, Minecraft, prejudice, representation, Respect, Server, social dynamics, social justice, Unity, UnityCraft

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Players:	101/700	Votes:	3027
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	3	Divine Scrolls Written:	15
Dragons Adopted as Pets:	5	Lost Cities Unearthed:	1
Secret Passages Found:	5	Portal Loops Escaped:	2
Epic Quests Completed:	12	Divine Relics Bestowed:	11
Mystical Amulets Crafted:	23	Astral Mages Summoned:	1
Cursed Taverns Survived:	3	Mythical Quests Completed:	22
Ether Blades Crafted:	12	Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	1

Are you tired of being ignored for being fabulous on other servers? Look no further, because on our server, we celebrate all the homos! Our leader, EN4, is so fabulous that even the Ender Dragon bows down to them. Join us for a wild ride filled with rainbow-colored creepers, glittery diamonds, and the best drag queen performances you’ve ever seen in Minecraft. Don’t miss out on the party of a lifetime!

EpicFailCraft Minecraft Server

Analysis, EpicFailCraft, Failure, lessons learned, Minecraft, MISTAKES, reasons for failure, Server, unsuccessful, unsuccessful attempt, unsuccessful business, unsuccessful decision, unsuccessful execution, unsuccessful launch, unsuccessful management, unsuccessful marketing., unsuccessful outcome, unsuccessful planning, unsuccessful product, unsuccessful project, unsuccessful result, unsuccessful strategy, unsuccessful venture

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Players:	92/500	Votes:	2239
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	4	Phantom Horses Ridden:	4
Glitched Entities Encountered:	2	Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	1
Lost Artifacts Recovered:	1	Dragonfire Shields Forged:	6
Starry Nights Enjoyed:	46	Rainbows Spotted:	1
Infinite Doors Opened:	1	Cursed Amulets Found:	5
Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	4	Towns Built:	10
Secret Libraries Discovered:	5	Whispering Shadows Heard:	2

Oh, let me tell you the tale of the server that shall not be named. This server was so epic, so legendary, that it was destined for greatness. But alas, its downfall came when a group of mischievous creepers decided to band together and launch a full-scale attack on the server. The admins tried to fight them off, but the creepers were just too powerful. And so, the server fell into chaos and disarray.

But fear not, for a new dawn has risen! Join our revamped server now and experience the thrill of battling against hordes of evil creepers, building magnificent structures, and embarking on epic quests. Plus, we have a secret hidden treasure that only the bravest of players can uncover. So come join us, and let’s make this server the most epic one yet!

CarCrashSisNoRide

aita, borrowing car, car accident, CarCrashSisNoRide, consequences, consequences of actions, family, Job, new car, parents, refusing, saving up, selfish, sister, split opinion, stranded, texting while driving, totaled car, wrecked car

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Players:	93/900	Votes:	2147
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Royal Decrees Issued:	3	Herobrine Sightings:	2
Pirate Ships Raided:	1	Forbidden Grimoires Read:	3
Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	2	Chaos Gates Opened:	3
Immortal Anvils Forged:	11	Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	5
Divine Spears Created:	20	Legendary Scepters Created:	2
Dragon Eggs Found:	2870	Celestial Crowns Worn:	4
Haunted Chests Opened:	2	Powerful Allies Recruited:	2

So, my sister (26F) crashed her car because she was too busy texting and driving like a maniac. Now she’s begging me to borrow my car because she can’t be bothered to get her own wheels. But sorry sis, I need my car for my totally legit job of hunting down creepers and building epic structures in Minecraft.

Mom thinks I should be a good sister and help her out, but Dad knows what’s up. I can’t risk my car being wrecked by her reckless driving skills. Plus, she hasn’t even started saving up for a new car – like, come on, sis, get it together.

Join our Minecraft server where we don’t let reckless drivers borrow our virtual cars and where we build epic virtual worlds without any distractions. Sorry, sis, but you gotta face the consequences of your actions – no car borrowing for you! #SorryNotSorry #MinecraftLife

CerealCraft Minecraft Server

Breakfast, breakfast dishes, breakfast favorites, breakfast ideas, breakfast menu, breakfast options, breakfast preferences, breakfast recipes, breakfast selection, breakfast time, CerealCraft, favorite breakfast foods, food choices, Healthy Eating, meal planning, Minecraft, morning fuel, morning habits, morning meals, morning nourishment, morning routine, morning sustenance, Server

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Players:	94/100	Votes:	6779
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Shadow Realms Conquered:	1	Herobrine Sightings:	3
Celestial Dragons Tamed:	3	Magic Items Found:	2948
Lost Cities Unearthed:	4	Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	0
Unbreakable Chains Forged:	8	Witch’s Brew Drunk:	10
Cursed Villages Purged:	4	Quantum Bards Serenaded:	4
Magical Familiars Summoned:	4	Mythical Quests Completed:	35
Cursed Statues Activated:	1	Crops Grown:	3740

Do you enjoy starting your day off with a hearty breakfast of creepers and zombies? Well, on our Minecraft server, you can do just that! Join us for a wild and wacky adventure where the only limit is your imagination (and maybe the occasional lava pit). Our community is filled with friendly players who are always up for a good laugh and a crazy building challenge. So come on over and join us for a breakfast of champions – Minecraft style!

Respawn in Heaven

after death beliefs, after death experiences, Afterlife, afterlife theories, beyond the grave, death, eternal life, existentialism, Heaven, Hell, judgment day, Life after death., mortality, Near Death Experience, Reincarnation, respawn, Soul, spirituality, the afterlife, the unknown, what happens when we die

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Players:	108/500	Votes:	7849
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Ender Pearl Glitches:	3	Elemental Forces Harnessed:	6
Shadow Wolves Tamed:	2	Cursed Swords Broken:	2
Wailing Winds Heard:	4	Villages Defended:	5
Evil Lairs Raided:	5	Falling into the Void:	2
Rainbows Spotted:	7	Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	9
Starry Nights Enjoyed:	13	Endless Night Skies:	2
Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	5	Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	50

Are you tired of boring old servers where you just build and mine all day? Well, on our server, you’ll find out what happens to you after death in the most hilarious way possible! When you die, you’ll be greeted by a team of dancing llamas who will escort you to the afterlife filled with endless diamond blocks and flying pigs. But beware, if you were a griefer in your past life, you’ll be stuck in a never-ending loop of being chased by angry creepers! Join us now for a chance to experience the most outrageous afterlife in Minecraft history!

CraftyKoreanWarzone

arms deliveries, arms trade, Conflict Resolution, CraftyKoreanWarzone, defense cooperation, defense exports, defense industry, diplomatic discussions, foreign policy, global conflicts, international relations, military aid, military support, national security, peace negotiations, political decisions, potential weapons sales, security assistance, south korea, strategic partnerships, Ukraine

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Players:	109/100	Votes:	1217
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Dragons Tamed:	5	Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	2
Sentient Weapons Trained:	7	Witch’s Brew Drunk:	14
Glorious Feasts Held:	12	Celestial Gardens Planted:	7
Eerie Music Discs Played:	1	Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	0
God-Tier Weapons Forged:	11	Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	2
Royal Decrees Issued:	3	Magic Crystals Found:	5
Alien Abductions:	3	Heroic Oaths Sworn:	20

Lol join dis server cuz we got pigs dat can fly and cows dat do the cha cha slide. our diamonds are made of pure unicorn tears and our creepers give hugs instead of explosions. we once had a player who built a rollercoaster to the moon and back in one day. we also have a secret underground base filled with dancing llamas and talking chickens. come join us and experience the madness for yourself! also, did i mention we have a pet dragon named fluffy who loves to play hide and seek? come on, what are you waiting for? join now and let the craziness begin!

Meteorite Mayhem

asteroid, astronomical event, Astronomy, celestial bodies, celestial impact, cosmic collision, cosmic phenomena, Earth science, geology, impact crater, MAYHEM, meteor, meteor shower, meteorite, meteorology, natural disasters, planetary science, Space debris, space exploration, space rock, space rocks

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Players:	109/700	Votes:	3247
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Storm Giants Negotiated With:	0	Chaos Orbs Controlled:	12
Rainbows Spotted:	2	Duplicated Mobs Battled:	1
Magical Frogs Kissed:	4	Legendary Heroes Trained:	2
Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	3	Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	1
Living Statues Befriended:	0	Phantom Blocks Placed:	2
Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	2	Parallel Universes Unraveled:	1
Void Gems Collected:	29	Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	30

so, like, imagine a minecraft server where u can get hit by meteors all day every day. but, like, if the meteor bounces before hitting u, then u got hit by a meteorite. how crazy is that? join our server and experience the thrill of dodging meteors and collecting meteorites like a boss. plus, our server has the rarest diamonds that fell from the sky with the meteors. so, like, why wouldn’t u want to join and become the ultimate meteor master? come on, u know u want to!

”HolyCraft Server: F*ck Yeah!”

bayonetta, Disappointment, Dragon’s Dogma 2, elden ring, everything sucks, fck, gaming industry, god of war, Halo, holy fuck, Holycraft, letdown, mgs5, Minecraft, negative reviews, overhyped, pokemon, ratchet and clank, Server, smash ultimate, street fighter, underwhelming, unsatisfactory, video games, yeah, Zelda

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Players:	104/200	Votes:	6636
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	2	Invisible Walls Found:	2
Epic Battles Fought:	19	Dimensional Rifts Closed:	4
Phantom Rings Equipped:	19	Secret Libraries Discovered:	3
Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	2	Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	2
Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	2	Eerie Music Discs Played:	3
Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	3	Dragonfire Shields Forged:	9
Dimension Hops:	2	Unbreakable Curses Broken:	2

Are you tired of everything sucking? Well, fear not, for our Minecraft server is here to save the day! Join us for a wild ride of chaos and hilarity, where even the blocks themselves have a sense of humor.

On our server, you can ride pigs into battle, build a house out of exploding TNT, and fight off hordes of zombie chickens. We have custom mods that will make your head spin and your sides split with laughter.

Forget about all those other games that suck, because on our server, the only thing that sucks is a vacuum cleaner (and even that’s debatable). So come on, join us and experience a world where everything is just a little bit more ridiculous and a whole lot more fun.