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| Players: | 91/900 | Votes: | 5781 |
| Rating: | 4.9 / 5 | ||
| Unique Catgirls Spotted: | 0 | Haunted Mines Explored: | 1 |
| Epic Bosses Defeated: | 1 | Phantom Knights Defeated: | 6 |
| Royal Courts Attended: | 1 | Talking Trees Consulted: | 6 |
| Reality Warps Survived: | 0 | Arcane Towers Raised: | 2 |
| Magic Scrolls Discovered: | 7 | Portal Loops Escaped: | 0 |
| Voidwalker Blades Crafted: | 9 | Mystical Amulets Crafted: | 44 |
| Frozen Fortresses Conquered: | 5 | Heavenly Choirs Heard: | 1 |
come join dis server, where we make the earth EVEN AGAIN! we got magical tools dat flatten da land with just one click! no more trippin over random bumps in da road, we gotchu covered!
we even got a secret potion dat turns all da dirt into smooth concrete, so you can slide around like a penguin on ice! who needs roads when you got smooth concrete everywhere, amirite?
and if dat ain’t enough, we got flying pigs dat poop diamonds! yeah, you heard me right, DIAMONDS! just hop on a pig and soar through da sky, collecting all da bling you can carry.
so come on down to da server where we make da earth even and pigs fly with diamonds! you won’t find a crazier place to play Minecraft, guaranteed!
