Drakken Joe Minecraft Servers

Drakken Joe Minecraft Servers

  • Crafty Creeper Chronicles: Edens Zero Edition

    Crafty Creeper Chronicles: Edens Zero Edition
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    Players: 94/300 Votes: 1812
    Rating: 4.8 / 5
    Shadow Cloaks Sewn: 3 Quantum Bards Serenaded: 5
    Vanishing Structures Built: 3 Inescapable Mazes Solved: 4
    Epic Battles Fought: 5 Mines Excavated: 1685
    Phantom Rings Equipped: 17 Living Statues Befriended: 2
    Epic Mounts Acquired: 5 Magic Scrolls Discovered: 8
    Dragon Scales Harvested: 322 Heroic Oaths Sworn: 22
    New Chunks Explored: 383826 Epic Weapons Forged: 5

    New Minecraft Servers

    Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with the same old gameplay? Well, look no further because our server is the craziest, wackiest, and most unpredictable server out there!

    Join us for a chance to ride on a flying pig while battling a horde of zombie chickens! Or how about mining for diamonds in a cave filled with exploding rainbow creepers?

    But that’s not all! Our server is also home to the legendary Ender Dragon who moonlights as a stand-up comedian on weekends. And rumor has it that there’s a secret portal that leads to a dimension made entirely of cheese!

    So what are you waiting for? Join our server now for a Minecraft experience like no other! Just be prepared for the unexpected and remember to bring your sense of humor!

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.MINEWIND.COM
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  • NoKidsAllowedCraft

    NoKidsAllowedCraft
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    Players: 96/600 Votes: 7827
    Rating: 4.6 / 5
    Demonic Pacts Formed: 3 Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured: 2
    Magical Ponies Rescued: 4 Magic Wands Crafted: 9
    Corrupted Trees Chopped: 3 Bizarre Potions Brewed: 12
    Shadow Figures Spotted: 3 Immortal Anvils Forged: 5
    Warlock Amulets Crafted: 10 Demon Skulls Collected: 46
    Mysterious Obelisks Activated: 1 Glorious Feasts Held: 20
    Giant Mushrooms Cultivated: 3 Secret Libraries Discovered: 4

    New Minecraft Servers

    Welcome to our Minecraft server, where we understand the importance of privacy and personal space! Just like this guy who refused to let his sister’s kids stay with him, we value our alone time and don’t want any unexpected guests crashing our virtual home.

    Join us for a wild adventure where you won’t have to worry about childproofing your Minecraft house or dealing with unexpected visitors. Our server is the perfect place to escape from the chaos of family obligations and enjoy some peace and quiet while you build your dream world.

    Plus, if anyone tries to guilt trip you into letting them stay in your virtual home, you can just block them and never have to deal with their drama again. Who needs family when you have a whole Minecraft server to explore?

    So come join us and build your own private paradise without any unwanted guests or family drama. Trust us, it’s way more fun than babysitting your sister’s kids for a week!

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.MINEWIND.COM
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  • OverpricedButWorthIt – Minecraft SMP

    OverpricedButWorthIt – Minecraft SMP
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    Players: 103/700 Votes: 6169
    Rating: 4.6 / 5
    Unicorn Sightings: 1 Enchanted Armories Found: 6
    Mimic Chests Discovered: 1 Cursed Artifacts Recovered: 25
    Pirate Ships Raided: 0 Legendary Scepters Created: 6
    Unseen Monsters Slain: 6 Underground Cities Explored: 2
    Wyrmholes Dug: 10 Cosmic Entities Communed With: 0
    Cursed Biomes Uncovered: 2 Celestial Beings Befriended: 5
    Cursed Amulets Found: 2 Teleportation Mishaps: 1

    New Minecraft Servers

    Join our Minecraft SMP where everything is made out of diamond blocks! That’s right, even the dirt is diamond! Why, you ask? Well, because our server is located in the mythical land of Blingtopia, where diamonds grow on trees and pigs fly (literally, they have wings).

    But that’s not all! Our server has a secret underground dungeon filled with treasure chests overflowing with enchanted golden apples and rare loot. And if you’re lucky, you might even stumble upon the legendary Diamond Chicken, who lays diamond eggs that hatch into mini diamond golems.

    So why join our server, you ask? Because where else can you ride a diamond-encrusted llama into battle against a horde of zombie villagers while wearing a suit of armor made entirely out of emerald blocks? Trust us, it may seem overpriced, but it’s totally worth it for the epic adventures and outrageous riches that await you in Blingtopia!

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.MINEWIND.COM
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  • RetroCraft: Because Diamonds are Forever

    RetroCraft: Because Diamonds are Forever
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    Players: 110/700 Votes: 9956
    Rating: 4.3 / 5
    Haunted Mines Explored: 2 Moonlit Rituals Performed: 2
    Mineshafts Explored: 2 Duplicated Mobs Battled: 4
    Magical Frogs Kissed: 5 Warlock Pacts Sealed: 2
    Epic Bosses Defeated: 3 Meteor Showers Witnessed: 1
    Friendship Bracelets Exchanged: 95 Cursed Lands Purified: 6
    Enchanted Tomes Discovered: 66 Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted: 3
    Mystical Artifacts Crafted: 8 Mystical Amulets Crafted: 42

    New Minecraft Servers

    Are you tired of boring old servers that just offer the same old gameplay? Well, look no further because our Minecraft server is like a time machine on steroids! Travel back in time and bring back the most important thing – your sense of humor!

    Join us and embark on epic quests to retrieve ancient artifacts like the legendary Diamond Pickaxe of Chuck Norris or the Enchanted Pork Chop of Elvis Presley. But beware, the past is full of dangers like zombie dinosaurs and creeper pirates!

    So why join our server? Because where else can you ride a T-Rex into battle while wearing a top hat and monocle? Don’t miss out on the fun – join now and let the laughter begin!

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.MINEWIND.COM
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  • AddictiveCraft: MontrealMan vs Socials

    AddictiveCraft: MontrealMan vs Socials
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    Players: 96/1000 Votes: 1678
    Rating: 4.7 / 5
    Cursed Swords Broken: 2 Necronomicon Pages Collected: 4
    Gods Slained: 1 God-Tier Weapons Forged: 35
    Unicorn Parades Witnessed: 1 Alternate Realities Explored: 1
    God-Killer Bows Constructed: 7 Endless Minecart Rides Taken: 4
    Battle Standards Raised: 12 Nether Portals Gone Wrong: 2
    Endless Mazes Conquered: 2 Cuddly Creatures Pet: 34
    Phoenix Feathers Found: 9 Epic Battles Fought: 5

    New Minecraft Servers

    so, like, have you ever been so addicted to social media that you wanted to sue them? well, this dude from montreal actually did it! he was, like, scrolling through his feed for hours and hours, forgetting to eat and sleep and stuff. so now he’s launching a class-action lawsuit against all the social media platforms for being too addictive.

    but, like, while he’s fighting the good fight, you should totally join our minecraft server! it’s so addictive, you’ll forget all about social media. we’ve got crazy builds, epic battles, and even a secret underground society of llamas who control the server.

    plus, if you join now, you’ll get a free llama mount to ride around on. trust me, once you start playing on our server, you’ll never want to leave. so come join us and escape the addictive clutches of social media!

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.MINEWIND.COM
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  • EarthSysCollapseCraft

    EarthSysCollapseCraft
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    Players: 109/1000 Votes: 1280
    Rating: 4.9 / 5
    Towns Built: 9 Spectral Entities Defeated: 6
    Love Letters Sent: 15 Living Statues Befriended: 1
    Endless Mazes Conquered: 2 Wilderness Tamed: 5
    Phantom Rings Equipped: 16 Forbidden Grimoires Read: 2
    Enchanted Tomes Discovered: 88 Endless Staircases Climbed: 0
    Shattered Realms Restored: 1 Twisted Realms Survived: 2
    Magical Moments Shared: 29 Cursed Swords Broken: 2

    New Minecraft Servers

    so like, u know how the earth is like, kinda falling apart and stuff? well, why not escape to our epic minecraft server where u can like, build ur own world and stuff. like, who needs the real world when u can have a virtual one, amirite?

    join our server and u can like, save the earth by building ur own sustainable paradise. u can like, plant virtual trees and stuff and stop the virtual climate change. u can be a hero in the virtual world, dude.

    plus, like, there’s no annoying politicians or global warming on our server. just u, ur friends, and endless possibilities. u can like, ride virtual unicorns and battle virtual dragons. it’s gonna be epic, bro.

    so like, why waste ur time on a dying planet when u can join our minecraft server and like, save the world one block at a time. u won’t regret it, trust me.

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.MINEWIND.COM
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  • The Crazy S’mores Server – No Fires Allowed! 21+ Minecraft Fun!

    The Crazy S’mores Server – No Fires Allowed! 21+ Minecraft Fun!
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    Players: 96/900 Votes: 2086
    Rating: 4.9 / 5
    Giant Mushrooms Cultivated: 7 Animals Bred: 62
    Parallel Universes Unraveled: 1 Buildings Constructed: 34
    Mystic Mirrors Unlocked: 2 Pirate Ships Captured: 3
    Meteorite Armor Created: 12 Forbidden Tomes Read: 1
    Eldritch Beasts Summoned: 0 Powerful Allies Recruited: 8
    Undead Armies Raised: 1 Emeralds Found: 5312
    Ghostly Villagers Traded With: 3 Phantom Knights Defeated: 2

    New Minecraft Servers

    Welcome to The Cozy Shire Server!

    Overview:

    Launch Date July 28, 2024 🚀
    Version 1.21 Map 🌍
    Difficulty Hard 💪
    Fire Spread Turned Off 🔥🚫
    Pl3xMap Yes 🗺️✨
    Discord Yes 🎙️
    LGBTQI+ Friendly Yes 🌈

    Upcoming Events:

    Why Join Us?

    Our mission is to build a kind, accepting, and encouraging community where everyone feels at home. Join us to make friends, embark on adventures, and build something amazing together.

    List of plugins and datapacks:

    Datapacks Installed (All from Vanilla Tweaks):

    • Silence Mobs
    • Player Head Drops
    • More Mob Heads
    • Custom Nether Portals
    • Mini Blocks
    • Wandering Trades
    • Armor Statues
    • Unlock All Recipes
    • More Effective Tools
    • Fast Leaf Decay
    • Multiplayer Sleep
    • Double Shulker Shells
    • Armored Elytra
    • Anti Enderman Grief
    • Durability Ping
    • AFK Display
    • Spawn Teleport
    • Kill Empty Boats

    Plugins Installed:

    • CoreProtect
    • DiscordSRV
    • Chunker
    • Pl3xMap

    FAQ – Frequently Asked Questions:

    Q: What is the age requirement to join The Cozy Shire server?

    A: You must be 21 years or older to join our server. We prioritize mature and respectful interactions among our community members.

    Q: Can I join if I’m LGBTQI+?

    A: Yes! The Cozy Shire is a safe and inclusive space for everyone, including members of the LGBTQI+ community.

    Q: How can I apply to join the server?

    A: You can apply by filling out the application form at https://forms.gle/3oU3jXHcXbCRsXEcA

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.MINEWIND.COM
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  • CraftySpaghetti – Minecraft Server

    CraftySpaghetti – Minecraft Server
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    Players: 97/700 Votes: 3237
    Rating: 4.9 / 5
    Secret Libraries Discovered: 3 Falling into the Void: 3
    Eldritch Scrolls Read: 3 Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into: 1
    Shadow Figures Spotted: 5 Mythical Swords Crafted: 67
    Voidwalker Blades Crafted: 6 Demonic Pacts Formed: 3
    Dragon Eggs Hatched: 3 Soulbound Rings Equipped: 15
    Buildings Constructed: 42 Mines Excavated: 3603
    Evil Lairs Raided: 6 Curse of Binding Applied: 5

    New Minecraft Servers

    Are you tired of the same old boring Minecraft servers? Well, look no further! Join our server and experience the ultimate Minecraft madness like never before!

    Picture this: Jesus himself logs into our server and starts teaching in the village synagogue. The villagers are in awe, asking, “Where did he learn all this wisdom and do these miracles? Isn’t he just the son of a carpenter? And his mom, Mary, isn’t she just a regular lady? And his siblings, James, Joseph, Simon, and Judas? And his sisters, aren’t they all just chilling with us?” It’s a scandalous affair, but hey, that’s just how we roll!

    But wait, there’s more! Jesus himself tells the villagers, “A prophet is never respected in his own hometown.” And just like that, the villagers are left scratching their heads in disbelief. Our server is full of unexpected twists and turns, making it the most exciting place to be in the Minecraft universe.

    So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and be a part of the craziest Minecraft adventure you’ve ever experienced! Trust us, you won’t regret it!

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.MINEWIND.COM
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  • JuneBrosCraft Minecraft SMP

    JuneBrosCraft Minecraft SMP
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    Players: 107/1000 Votes: 7647
    Rating: 4.3 / 5
    Mystery Villagers Spotted: 1 Haunted Mines Explored: 2
    Unholy Rituals Interrupted: 2 Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered: 1
    Epic Weapons Forged: 4 Heavenly Choirs Heard: 7
    Dragon Eggs Hatched: 1 Magical Ponies Rescued: 6
    Lunar Eclipses Witnessed: 1 Fairy Circles Danced In: 11
    Phantom Ships Sailed: 5 Wilderness Tamed: 20
    Magical Moments Shared: 27 Magical Familiars Summoned: 3

    New Minecraft Servers

    Yo yo yo, listen up all you gamers out there! Have you ever wanted to join a Minecraft SMP that’s so lit, it’s basically on fire? Well, look no further because our server is the place to be!

    Picture this: you log on and instantly you’re greeted by a talking pig named Sir Oinksalot who gives you quests to find the rarest diamonds in all the land. But watch out, because there’s a group of evil chickens trying to steal them for their nefarious chicken army!

    But don’t worry, you’ll have your trusty llama sidekick, Larry, to help you on your epic journey. Together, you’ll battle giant spiders, build the most epic bases, and maybe even stumble upon a secret underground disco party hosted by none other than Notch himself.

    So why join our Minecraft SMP? Because where else can you ride a flying pig into battle while wearing a crown made of enchanted golden carrots? Join now and let the ridiculousness begin!

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.MINEWIND.COM
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  • MomStepDadDramaCraft

    MomStepDadDramaCraft
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    Players: 103/600 Votes: 9960
    Rating: 4.5 / 5
    Chaos Gates Opened: 3 Galactic Jellyfish Caught: 3
    Dimensional Collapse Prevented: 1 Lunar Scepters Activated: 11
    Pirate Ships Captured: 1 Chimeras Created: 2
    Gorgon Shields Crafted: 4 Cosmic Pies Baked: 4
    Undead Armies Raised: 0 Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered: 2
    Phoenix Feathers Found: 10 Whispering Caves Entered: 6
    Enchanted Teapots Collected: 9 Goblin Markets Raided: 9

    New Minecraft Servers

    Looking for a Minecraft server that feels like a dysfunctional family gathering? Look no further! Join our server for some drama-filled fun that will make you question your own family dynamics.

    Just like in real life, you’ll be expected to support your fellow players, even if you don’t really want to. Feel the pressure of being the “older sibling” and deal with the consequences of not living up to expectations.

    But don’t worry, our server is full of outrageous arguments, unexpected twists, and plenty of passive-aggressive comments to keep you entertained. Who needs a therapist when you have a Minecraft server like this?

    So come join us and see if you’re the AITA in this virtual family drama. Trust us, it’ll be a wild ride you won’t forget!

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.MINEWIND.COM
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  • CultEscapeCraft

    CultEscapeCraft
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    Players: 92/700 Votes: 8090
    Rating: 4.8 / 5
    World-Altering Spells Cast: 2 Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured: 1
    Powerful Allies Recruited: 6 Cursed Statues Activated: 1
    Time Loop Anomalies Resolved: 3 Dragonfire Shields Forged: 8
    Unique Catgirls Spotted: 1 Talking Trees Consulted: 3
    Cursed Diamonds Mined: 1 Divine Spears Created: 13
    Werewolf Howls Heard: 2 Dark Rituals Completed: 1
    Endless Legions Commanded: 14 Epic Battles Fought: 15

    New Minecraft Servers

    Have you ever been part of a cult and thought, “Hmm, this is getting a bit too cult-y for me”? Well, look no further because our Minecraft server is the perfect place for ex-cult members to find solace and freedom!

    Join us and escape the clutches of your former cult with our virtual world where you can build, mine, and craft to your heart’s content. The last straw for many of our players was when the cult leader tried to make them sacrifice their diamond pickaxes in a ritual to summon Herobrine.

    So come on over and join us for a cult-free, diamond-filled adventure on our Minecraft server! Who needs brainwashing when you can have block-building fun instead?

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.MINEWIND.COM
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