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| Players: | 107/800 | Votes: | 4872 |
| Rating: | 4.1 / 5 | ||
| Phantom Ships Sailed: | 1 | Lost Artifacts Recovered: | 5 |
| Divine Scrolls Written: | 23 | Blood Moons Survived: | 1 |
| Magical Beanstalks Grown: | 3 | Unique Catgirls Spotted: | 11 |
| Wilderness Tamed: | 17 | Cursed Swords Broken: | 2 |
| Frozen Fortresses Conquered: | 2 | Royal Courts Attended: | 4 |
| Battle Standards Raised: | 8 | Eldritch Medallions Worn: | 9 |
| Lost Souls Rescued: | 5 | Horror Stories Survived: | 4 |
Join us and you’ll find yourself in a world where pigs fly, cows dance, and creepers tell knock-knock jokes. And don’t even get us started on the villagers – they’re all secretly plotting a revolution to overthrow the oppressive rule of the chickens.
But the real question is, why did they replace my boy Godwyn with a fucking sunflower? Well, let’s just say Godwyn had a little too much fun with the TNT and now he’s taking a break in the sunflower fields. But don’t worry, he’ll be back soon, hopefully in one piece.
So come join us on this wacky adventure where the only limit is your imagination (and maybe a few server rules, but who’s counting?). Trust us, you won’t regret it – unless you’re allergic to laughter, in which case you might want to steer clear.
