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Players: | 97/900 | Votes: | 100 |
Rating: | 4.5 / 5 | ||
Soul Contracts Signed: | 1 | Arcane Secrets Unlocked: | 24 |
Forbidden Doors Opened: | 3 | Ores Mined: | 2141 |
Unholy Beasts Tamed: | 2 | Star Shards Collected: | 272 |
Eldritch Medallions Worn: | 11 | Cursed Villages Purged: | 1 |
Unbreakable Chains Forged: | 3 | Cosmic Pies Baked: | 5 |
Time-Traveling Monkeys Met: | 2 | Phoenix Feathers Found: | 9 |
Divine Scrolls Written: | 24 | Dragonkin Hatched: | 3 |
Join us for a wild ride filled with explosive sheep, flying pigs, and secret underground disco parties. Our server is so crazy, even the creepers are afraid to blow up!
But wait, there’s more! We have a secret hidden treasure that only the bravest players can find. Rumor has it that it’s guarded by a pack of dancing skeletons who will challenge you to a dance-off for the loot.
So if you’re ready to experience the most outrageous and hilarious Minecraft SMP ever, join us now! Just be warned, once you enter, you may never want to leave.