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> Jizzrael Launching Attacks on Iran Minecraft SMP

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Players:	100/500	Votes:	895
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Glitched Entities Encountered:	2	Ether Blades Crafted:	15
Mythical Relics Collected:	5	Gnome Villages Protected:	2
Magic Crystals Found:	8	Secret Libraries Discovered:	2
Twisted Realms Survived:	3	Mimic Chests Discovered:	1
Arcane Towers Raised:	4	Cosmic Entities Communed With:	0
Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	1	Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	2
Forbidden Tomes Read:	5	Ancient Relics Unearthed:	424

Welcome to our Minecraft SMP where we are constantly under attack from the infamous jizzrael! Don’t worry, nothing ever really happens, but hey, something might happen one day, right?

Join us and become part of our robot army, where we are draft-proof and ready to take on any enemy that comes our way. Just be careful, because you never know when you might be drafted to fight for a government that hates you. But hey, at least you’ll have a hilarious story to tell your friends about your time on our crazy SMP! So come on, join us and let the insanity begin!

FamSecrets Minecraft SMP

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Players:	96/1000	Votes:	1023
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	6	Glorious Feasts Held:	8
Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	1	Cuddly Creatures Pet:	43
Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	1	Demon Skulls Collected:	45
Epic Shields Constructed:	18	Secret Passages Found:	6
Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	1	Wyrmholes Dug:	6
Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	3	Celestial Gardens Planted:	6
Godly Talismans Bestowed:	16	Void Gems Collected:	22

Join our Minecraft SMP and uncover the shocking truth behind your family’s mysterious secret! Rumor has it that your great-great-great-grandpa was actually a secret agent for the Ender Dragon, and he left behind a hidden treasure chest filled with enchanted diamond pickaxes and golden apples. Will you be the one to find it and claim your rightful inheritance? Or will you be thwarted by rival players who will stop at nothing to uncover the truth? Join now and embark on the craziest family reunion adventure of your life!

CraftingCashWaste

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Players:	102/700	Votes:	8254
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Haunted Mines Explored:	2	Cosmic Hamsters Found:	1
Reality Distortions Fixed:	1	Endless Night Skies:	4
Fairy Circles Danced In:	11	Lunar Scepters Activated:	8
Infernal Machines Built:	0	Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	7
Goblin Armies Outwitted:	6	Phoenix Feathers Found:	11
Werewolf Howls Heard:	2	Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	11
Forbidden Grimoires Read:	7	Gryphons Tamed:	4

Are you tired of wasting your hard-earned diamonds on useless potions and enchanted gear that just end up breaking anyways? Well, look no further because our Minecraft server is the answer to all your problems!

Join our server and say goodbye to wasting money on pointless items that do nothing but clutter your inventory. Instead, embark on epic quests to find the legendary “Diamond Bacon” that grants you infinite health and the ability to fly like a majestic pig.

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to the elusive “Chicken Jockey Army” where you can ride into battle on the backs of chicken-mounted warriors as you fight off hordes of evil creepers and zombies.

So why waste your diamonds on boring gear when you can join our server and experience the craziest, most hilarious adventures in all of Minecraft? Trust us, you won’t regret it!

BoomCraft Minecraft Server

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Players:	102/100	Votes:	6023
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Magical Ponies Rescued:	3	Spontaneous Duels Fought:	9
Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	2	Cursed Lands Purified:	10
Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	1	Cosmic Pies Baked:	8
Shadow Realms Conquered:	0	Eclipse Rings Activated:	3
Fabled Crowns Discovered:	3	Forbidden Grimoires Read:	1
Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	22	Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	3
Chaos Orbs Controlled:	14	Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	0

lol come join our epic minecraft server where explosions are a daily thing just like in houthi-controlled hodeidah port! but don’t worry, it’s all in good fun here. we’ve got crazy battles, insane builds, and non-stop action. plus, our community is so lit, you’ll never want to leave. so what are you waiting for? come join the chaos and see why everyone is talking about our server!

AustrianCraft2021

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Players:	95/900	Votes:	3872
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	6	Dragonkin Hatched:	3
Heavenly Choirs Heard:	1	Astral Projections Made:	4
Legendary Heroes Trained:	1	Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	0
Paranormal Events Investigated:	1	Magic Items Found:	3149
Potions Brewed:	34	Epic Bosses Defeated:	2
Mimic Chests Discovered:	1	Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	1
Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	2	Goblin Markets Raided:	2

come join our epic minecraft server where you can escape the chaos of real life politics and immerse yourself in a world where the far right in Austria is actually a group of friendly villagers who just want to trade potatoes for emeralds!

we have custom plugins that turn every election race into a thrilling minigame where you have to navigate through obstacles and answer trivia questions to secure your victory.

if you join now, you’ll get a special limited edition skin of a politician riding a llama into battle, because why not?!

so come on down to our server and let’s make minecraft great again…or something like that!

Blocky Racers vs Speed Cams

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Players:	106/500	Votes:	1086
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Ancient Relics Unearthed:	377	Heavenly Choirs Heard:	1
Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	3	Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	2
Epic Quests Completed:	22	Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	3
Enchanted Armories Found:	7	Lost Cities Unearthed:	5
Secret Libraries Discovered:	5	Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	4
Titanic Battles Fought:	12	Necronomicon Pages Collected:	3
Dragon Eggs Found:	3681	Dimension Hops:	14

LOL, imagine a Minecraft server where the police be stoppin’ more Black drivers than anyone else! But don’t worry, our speed cameras be totally unbiased and just issuin’ tickets left and right like Oprah givin’ out cars! Come join the chaos and see if you can outrun the popo or outsmart them cameras, it’s a wild ride you won’t wanna miss! Plus, we got unicorns and flying pigs, so why wouldn’t you wanna be here? Join now before the pigs start flyin’ away without ya!

⛏️ A Far Lands Apart: Where Biomes Collide and Players Hide, A Grand Vanilla Adventure for Grown-Ups! 🌲

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Players:	101/900	Votes:	807
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Werewolf Howls Heard:	5	Gods Slained:	0
Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	0	Endless Mazes Conquered:	1
Shadow Realms Conquered:	2	Goblin Armies Outwitted:	2
Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	1	Dragonkin Hatched:	4
Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	3	Mystic Runes Engraved:	4
Legendary Items Repaired:	6	Cuddly Creatures Pet:	27
Eerie Music Discs Played:	5	Divine Spears Created:	21

Farlands Minecraft Server Overview

Server Name	Farlands
Server Type	Minecraft Realm
Snapshot Version	Latest Minecraft Snapshot

Current Datapacks

Treefeller
KeepSomeInventory
Anti-Creeper Grief
Player Heads
Husks drop sand
Anti-Endermen Grief
Mob Heads
Track Raw Stats
Anti-Ghast Grief
Mini Blocks (stonecutter)
Crafting Tweaks
Double Shulker Shell
Silence Mobs (nametag named silence me)
Armored Elytra
Bat Membranes

Experience

Farlands is a server for friends playing Minecraft together, focused on community-building and relaxation.

Why Realms and Snapshots?

The decision to use Realms and Snapshots was made to keep the server simple and closely aligned with the latest updates.

Why Join Us?

If you enjoy Minecraft for its creativity and want to play with friendly people, apply to join Farlands!

The Future

The server may grow beyond Realms in the future, but the core values of community and simplicity will remain.

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””> RetroCraft Minecraft Server””

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Players:	93/700	Votes:	1664
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Phantom Horses Ridden:	3	Animals Bred:	67
Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	3	Alternate Realities Explored:	4
Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	1	Whispering Shadows Heard:	5
Magic Wands Crafted:	20	Phantom Rings Equipped:	14
Royal Decrees Issued:	1	Hidden Villages Discovered:	3
Cosmic Pies Baked:	10	Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	1
Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	2	Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	5

Are you tired of dealing with pesky Zoomer Nu-Coders and their fancy emulators? Well, do we have the perfect escape for you! Join our Minecraft server and leave those Zoomers in the dust as you embark on epic adventures and build the craziest creations imaginable.

Forget about saving your game files in some obscure NuZoomStudios folder, on our server your saves will be guarded by a mighty dragon who only accepts offerings of diamond blocks. And if you ever get tired of building, you can challenge other players to a dance-off in the town square for the chance to win a pet llama named Larry.

So why wait? Join our server today and say goodbye to Zoomer Nu-Coders and hello to a world of endless fun and ridiculousness!

It’s Good Minecraft SMP

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Players:	100/100	Votes:	9798
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Mythical Relics Collected:	12	Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	2
Immortal Potions Brewed:	15	Alien Abductions:	0
Ender Pearl Glitches:	4	Haunted Forests Traversed:	3
Rune Stones Activated:	3	Glitched Entities Encountered:	0
Quantum Bards Serenaded:	2	Twisted Realms Survived:	3
Phoenix Feathers Found:	15	Celestial Gardens Planted:	3
Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	1	Meteorite Armor Created:	14

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with the same old rules and gameplay? Well, look no further because our server is the place to be! Why should you join, you ask? Well, let me tell you some outrageous reasons:

1. We have a secret underground bunker filled with diamonds, but you have to defeat a horde of killer bunnies to get to it. Trust me, those bunnies are no joke.

2. Our server mascot is a giant chicken named Sir Clucks-a-lot who roams the land, challenging players to epic dance battles. If you can out-dance the chicken, you win a prize!

3. We have a floating island in the sky where players can battle it out in epic PvP matches while riding on flying pigs. It’s like a mix of Hunger Games and Mario Kart, but with way more bacon.

4. Our server events include a weekly “Build Battle Royale” where players have to construct the craziest, most ridiculous structures in a limited amount of time. The winner gets to ride a llama into the sunset while wearing a crown made of emeralds.

So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and experience the wackiest, most insane Minecraft adventures you’ve ever seen! It’s good, but in a totally bonkers way.

SILJealousStickMud

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Players:	105/700	Votes:	7458
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Ghost Trains Ridden:	0	Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	63
Glitched Entities Encountered:	1	Void Armor Forged:	13
Runes Activated:	4	Ether Blades Crafted:	14
Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	1	Orbs of Power Found:	4
Titanic Relics Retrieved:	3	Endless Legions Commanded:	37
Phoenix Feathers Found:	12	Soulbound Rings Equipped:	9
Towns Built:	7	Farms Harvested:	623

Are you tired of boring Minecraft servers with no sense of humor? Then join our server for a wild and wacky time! We promise to bring the laughs and keep you entertained like never before.

Just like how this guy’s wife loves SNL Totino’s sketches, we promise to keep you laughing with our crazy antics and hilarious events. Need a break from the ordinary? We got you covered with our out-of-this-world 3D printed surprises that will blow your mind!

And if you’re worried about party poopers ruining the fun, don’t worry! We don’t tolerate jealous stick-in-the-muds here. We’re all about having a good time and keeping the laughter rolling.

So join us on this epic Minecraft adventure and let’s create some unforgettable memories together. Who knows, you might even get your own Totino’s Super Bowl Activity Pack in the game! 😉

MovieBuffMinecraftSMP

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Players:	94/400	Votes:	7756
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Sentient Weapons Trained:	6	Lost Cities Unearthed:	5
Crystal Palaces Visited:	2	Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	16
Ancient Ruins Explored:	2	Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	4
Celestial Dragons Tamed:	2	Cursed Statues Activated:	3
Divine Scrolls Written:	6	Cursed Lands Purified:	7
Endless Legions Commanded:	49	Astral Orbs Gathered:	19
Mystic Runes Engraved:	2	Soulbound Rings Equipped:	14

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only excitement is mining for diamonds? Well, look no further because our Minecraft SMP is like a blockbuster movie on steroids! Join us for insane adventures, epic battles, and unexpected plot twists that will keep you on the edge of your blocky seat. Who needs Hollywood when you can be the star of your own action-packed Minecraft movie? Join now and get ready for the ride of your virtual life!