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Players: | 93/700 | Votes: | 5652 |
Rating: | 5.0 / 5 | ||
Herobrine Sightings: | 10 | Giant Mushrooms Cultivated: | 9 |
Dragon Eggs Found: | 1690 | Unique Catgirls Spotted: | 6 |
Void Armor Forged: | 10 | Mystery Villagers Spotted: | 5 |
Crystal Caves Mapped: | 6 | Shattered Realms Restored: | 0 |
Legendary Items Repaired: | 2 | Divine Spears Created: | 26 |
Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered: | 2 | Chaos Emeralds Discovered: | 7 |
Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered: | 1 | Endless Legions Commanded: | 49 |
We promise you won’t have to deal with any lazy housewives asking for money here – unless they’re asking for diamonds to build their dream castle, of course! Our server is full of excitement and fun, with no room for SAHM grifters.
Join now and leave the real world behind – because who needs family drama when you can have creeper explosions and zombie attacks instead? Trust us, this server is the escape you never knew you needed.