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| Players: | 109/400 | Votes: | 5009 |
| Rating: | 4.4 / 5 | ||
| Giant Mushrooms Cultivated: | 5 | Goblin Markets Raided: | 3 |
| Cursed Scrolls Read: | 1 | Love Letters Sent: | 18 |
| Cosmic Entities Communed With: | 1 | Legendary Heroes Trained: | 1 |
| Forbidden Relics Collected: | 8 | Hidden Villages Discovered: | 3 |
| Nether Portals Gone Wrong: | 1 | Chaos Emeralds Discovered: | 6 |
| Time Loop Anomalies Resolved: | 1 | Void Armor Forged: | 19 |
| God-Tier Weapons Forged: | 25 | Shadow Cloaks Sewn: | 5 |
Are you constantly getting rejected by creepers in Minecraft? Do even the Endermen avoid making eye contact with you? It might be a sign that you’re not as attractive as you think in our Minecraft SMP!
Join our server and see for yourself just how unattractive you really are. Our villagers will run away from you in fear, and even the sheep will refuse to be sheared by you. But don’t worry, there’s always hope for improvement – maybe try wearing a diamond helmet to cover up that face of yours!
So come on, join our SMP and discover the harsh truth about your Minecraft attractiveness. Who knows, maybe you’ll even find love with a zombie pigman – they’re not too picky!
