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Players: | 105/400 | Votes: | 728 |
Rating: | 4.6 / 5 | ||
Time-Traveling Monkeys Met: | 1 | Star Shards Collected: | 161 |
Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed: | 3 | Buildings Constructed: | 44 |
Unbreakable Chains Forged: | 4 | Cursed Statues Activated: | 1 |
Corrupted Trees Chopped: | 5 | Cozy Campfires Lit: | 10 |
Legendary Titles Earned: | 3 | Spontaneous Duels Fought: | 14 |
Magic Scrolls Discovered: | 7 | Hidden Passages Discovered: | 8 |
Darkness Engulfments Escaped: | 2 | Emeralds Found: | 1892 |
But wait, there’s more! Our server is home to the legendary Blocky Burger, a virtual burger joint where you can chow down on pixelated patties while fending off hungry zombies. And if you’re feeling adventurous, take a dip in our lava hot tub for a relaxing (and slightly dangerous) spa experience.
So why waste your time on boring, soulless games when you can join our wacky, wild, and totally insane Minecraft server? Come on in and let the madness begin!