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Players: | 93/800 | Votes: | 4088 |
Rating: | 4.5 / 5 | ||
Cuddly Creatures Pet: | 17 | Living Statues Befriended: | 0 |
Portal Loops Escaped: | 3 | Forgotten Legends Remembered: | 2 |
Gorgon Shields Crafted: | 2 | Players Killed by Monsters: | 7047 |
Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed: | 3 | Towns Built: | 9 |
Mystery Villagers Spotted: | 4 | Animals Bred: | 152 |
Chaos Emeralds Discovered: | 4 | Heroic Oaths Sworn: | 17 |
Tesseract Cubes Discovered: | 1 | Magical Familiars Summoned: | 4 |
Picture this: you log on to our server and find out that your gold has been stolen by a sneaky Enderman. No worries, just grab your pickaxe and go on a quest to get it back! And don’t even get us started on the housing market – our houses are never squatted in because we have iron golems as security guards.
So why wait? Join our wacky Minecraft SMP today and experience a world where the only thing inflated is the size of your giant pixelated castle!