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Players: | 94/700 | Votes: | 9724 |
Rating: | 4.1 / 5 | ||
Unique Catgirls Spotted: | 3 | Pirate Ships Captured: | 2 |
God-Killer Bows Constructed: | 2 | Void Gems Collected: | 17 |
Players Killed by Monsters: | 118 | Secret Passages Found: | 4 |
Mimic Chests Discovered: | 5 | Backwards Speech Heard: | 2 |
Animals Bred: | 93 | Unbreakable Curses Broken: | 1 |
Endless Staircases Climbed: | 3 | Horror Stories Survived: | 6 |
Endless Minecart Rides Taken: | 5 | Goblin Markets Raided: | 3 |
But that’s not all! Our server is filled with magical unicorns that poop out diamonds, flying pigs that drop enchanted golden apples, and a secret underground lair where you can battle a dragon made entirely out of cake! And if you’re lucky, you might even stumble upon a hidden portal that leads to a dimension where everything is made out of candy!
So come on down to our crazy, wacky, and totally bonkers Minecraft server! Trust us, you won’t find a more ridiculous and fun place to play. Plus, Maya’s birthday party is the event of the century – you won’t want to miss it!