🔥🔥🔥
| Players: | 92/700 | Votes: | 1526 |
| Rating: | 4.3 / 5 | ||
| Magic Wands Crafted: | 22 | Mythical Relics Collected: | 8 |
| Time-Warping Watches Found: | 2 | Gods Slained: | 0 |
| Magical Frogs Kissed: | 3 | Celestial Gardens Planted: | 6 |
| Lost Souls Rescued: | 1 | God-Killer Bows Constructed: | 8 |
| Epic Bosses Defeated: | 2 | Rune Stones Activated: | 7 |
| Lunar Eclipses Witnessed: | 1 | Spells Gone Horribly Wrong: | 9 |
| Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found: | 3 | Runes Activated: | 1 |
if u want 2 join a minecraft server that is so lit u will need sunglasses just 2 log on, then u gotta join this server. we have diamonds raining from the sky, creepers that do the macarena when u approach them, and villagers that speak in Shakespearean insults.
one time, a player found a secret underground dungeon filled with llamas wearing top hats and monocles, guarding a chest full of enchanted golden carrots. another player stumbled upon a hidden portal that transported them to a dimension made entirely of cheese.
if u join our server, u will be greeted by a giant pink flamingo named Gerald who will guide u on epic quests to defeat the evil Ender Dragon and rescue the princess from the clutches of a giant slime named Slurp.
so come on over and join the fun! but be warned, once u enter our server, u may never want 2 leave. it’s like Hotel California, but with more explosions and less Eagles.
