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Crafty Confederates: Where Democrats Rule the Minecraft World!

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Players:	97/400	Votes:	1878
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Divine Relics Bestowed:	9	Dragonkin Hatched:	4
Astral Staffs Crafted:	19	Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	11
Crystal Caves Mapped:	4	Secret Libraries Discovered:	4
Infernal Machines Built:	1	Glitched Entities Encountered:	1
Godly Talismans Bestowed:	12	Astral Amulets Crafted:	23
Sunfire Helmets Forged:	2	Runic Tablets Deciphered:	50
Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	28	Immortal Potions Brewed:	6

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with the same old flags and factions? Well, look no further because on our server, the Democrats are actually Confederates! That’s right, you’ll see players flying the CSA flag proudly as they build their empires and battle it out for supremacy. Join us for a wild ride filled with unexpected twists and turns as you navigate this crazy world where everything is turned upside down. Who knows what other surprises await you on this wacky server? Join now and see for yourself!

Crafty LOLz Server: ‘IN !!!!!!!!!!!’

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Players:	94/200	Votes:	837
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Wizards Turned into Frogs:	1	Ether Blades Crafted:	16
Mystic Runes Engraved:	1	Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	2
Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	4	Meteor Showers Witnessed:	2
Dragon Hoards Looted:	1	Necronomicon Pages Collected:	2
Dimension Hops:	4	Cosmic Entities Communed With:	2
World-Altering Spells Cast:	2	Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	24
Emeralds Found:	1564	Forbidden Tomes Read:	6

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only excitement is finding a new type of ore? Well, look no further because our server is like no other!

Join us for epic battles against a horde of zombie chickens led by a giant mutant cow. Build your own castle made entirely out of rainbow blocks and ride a flying pig as your trusty steed.

But that’s not all! Our server is home to the legendary Diamond Chicken, rumored to lay eggs made of pure diamond. Will you be the lucky player to find it and become the richest miner in all of Minecraft?

So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and prepare for the craziest, most hilarious adventures you’ve ever experienced in the world of Minecraft!

Crafty McLaughington’s LOLtastic Adventure Land

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Players:	107/800	Votes:	5653
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Demonic Pacts Formed:	1	Ores Mined:	9297
Warlock Pacts Sealed:	3	God-Killer Bows Constructed:	3
Falling into the Void:	2	Mythical Quests Completed:	37
Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	4	Sentient Weapons Trained:	4
Phantom Ships Sailed:	4	Wilderness Tamed:	9
Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	1	Forbidden Relics Collected:	2
Dimension Hops:	0	Shattered Realms Restored:	1

Are you tired of the same old boring Minecraft servers where you just build stuff and mine for resources? Well, do we have the server for you! Join us for an epic adventure where we plan to end the world… but in a totally fun and orchestrated way!

Picture this: you and your friends team up to unleash chaos and destruction upon the Minecraft world. Build giant TNT cannons, summon hordes of zombies, and create massive explosions that will make even the creepers jealous. It’s the ultimate apocalypse experience, and it’s all happening on our server.

But wait, there’s more! We have special events where you can ride on the back of a flying pig, battle a dragon with a diamond sword, and even challenge the Ender Dragon to a dance-off. Plus, our community is full of hilarious players who will keep you laughing for hours on end.

So why wait? Join us on our server and let’s end the world together… in the most epic and lolzy way possible!

Blocky Blunders: ‘not my problem’ Minecraft Madness

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Players:	92/800	Votes:	7143
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	1	Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	2
Cosmic Entities Communed With:	0	Celestial Crowns Worn:	5
Mythical Swords Crafted:	94	Ether Blades Crafted:	10
Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	1	Godly Talismans Bestowed:	11
Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	0	Demonic Pacts Formed:	2
Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	3	Titan Hearts Harvested:	5
Vanishing Items Found:	4	Eclipse Rings Activated:	2

Welcome to the most chaotic, unpredictable, and downright ridiculous Minecraft server you’ll ever encounter! Why should you join, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little story.

Once upon a time, a player stumbled upon our server and decided to build a giant statue of a llama made entirely out of diamonds. Little did they know, that llama came to life and started wreaking havoc on the entire server, spitting out fireballs and causing chaos wherever it went. But hey, who doesn’t love a little excitement?

But that’s not all – we also have a secret underground dungeon filled with treasure, guarded by a gang of mischievous chickens armed with swords and shields. If you can defeat them and claim the loot, you’ll be hailed as a hero among players.

And if that’s not enough to convince you, just know that our server is home to the legendary Rainbow Sheep, a mystical creature that grants wishes to those who can find it. Want a stack of diamonds? Just ask the Rainbow Sheep and it shall be yours.

So come join us on this wild and wacky Minecraft adventure, where the only rule is that there are no rules. Just remember, whatever happens on the server, it’s not my problem!

CraftyCare: Where you can mine diamonds and work on yourself at the same time! 💎💪

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Players:	105/500	Votes:	5628
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Endermen Teleportation Errors:	4	Ether Blades Crafted:	13
Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	3	Ghost Trains Ridden:	0
Legendary Titles Earned:	3	Warrior Spirits Summoned:	11
Portal Loops Escaped:	2	Divine Relics Bestowed:	7
Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	17	Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	3
Quantum Bards Serenaded:	1	Evil Lairs Raided:	3
Chaos Gates Opened:	0	Secret Libraries Discovered:	3

Join our Minecraft server and level up your self-care game like never before! Our virtual spa area is stocked with the most luxurious hair and skincare products, courtesy of our generous sister NPC. Lather up with diamond-infused shampoo, exfoliate with emerald face masks, and relax in our obsidian hot tub. Your Minecraft character will be glowing with gratitude, just like you’ll be glowing with love for your sister (even if she’s just a computer program). So come join us and pamper yourself silly, because self-care is the best care!

PuppyCraft: Where you can dig for diamonds but still can’t buy a submarine!

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Players:	96/600	Votes:	1722
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Epic Mounts Acquired:	4	Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	17
Curse of Binding Applied:	4	Villages Defended:	10
Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	0	Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	1
Paranormal Events Investigated:	2	Immortal Potions Brewed:	3
Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	1	Fabled Crowns Discovered:	10
Hidden Villages Discovered:	1	Ether Blades Crafted:	17
Shattered Realms Restored:	2	Demonic Pacts Formed:	3

Are you tired of working like a dog just to afford a measly submarine? Well, have we got the solution for you! Join our Minecraft server and you’ll have the chance to mine for diamonds so big, you can trade them in for your very own submarine! Forget about real life struggles, come join us and start living your best underwater life in style. Who needs a job when you can just dig for riches in our virtual world? So what are you waiting for? Dive into our server today and start your journey to submarine ownership!

Crafty AF: ‘>Yup, that’s me’ Minecraft Server

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Players:	100/800	Votes:	8701
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Mysterious Portals Opened:	15	Votes:	9649
Crops Grown:	6953	Dimension Hops:	15
Volcanoes Explored:	2	Dragon Eggs Found:	3064
Starry Nights Enjoyed:	39	Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	2
Forgotten Legends Remembered:	6	Bizarre Potions Brewed:	19
Shadow Wolves Tamed:	3	Magic Crystals Found:	14
Cursed Statues Activated:	3	Legendary Items Repaired:	4

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where the only limit is your imagination…and maybe a few creepers trying to blow you up.

Picture this: You’re peacefully mining for diamonds when suddenly a group of chickens start a rebellion against the pigs, causing chaos and hilarity to ensue.

But wait, there’s more! Our server is also home to a secret underground society of llamas who have mastered the art of llama jousting. Join their ranks and become a llama knight, riding into battle on your trusty steed.

And if that’s not enough to convince you, we also have a hidden treasure chest filled with enchanted golden carrots that can grant you unlimited power (or just make you really full).

So come join us on our wacky Minecraft server, where every day is a new adventure and the only rule is to have fun (and maybe watch out for those pesky creepers).

Crafty Carb Coma

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Players:	103/700	Votes:	7794
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Corrupted Trees Chopped:	1	Portal Loops Escaped:	0
New Chunks Explored:	192122	Mythical Creatures Tamed:	5
Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	5	Magical Moments Shared:	11
Magical Familiars Summoned:	4	Votes:	2897
Ancient Relics Unearthed:	480	Infernal Machines Built:	0
Endless Staircases Climbed:	1	Parallel Universes Unraveled:	2
Glitched Entities Encountered:	0	Secret Passages Found:	6

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers that don’t tickle your tummy just right? Well, look no further because our server is here to satisfy all your tummy-rumbling needs!

Join us for a wild ride through a land filled with bacon trees, chocolate rivers, and marshmallow mountains. But beware, the evil broccoli monsters lurk in the shadows, waiting to steal your snacks!

But fear not, for our server is equipped with magical food armor that will protect you from any hungry enemies. And if you’re feeling extra brave, you can even challenge the legendary Cheeseburger Dragon for a chance to win the ultimate feast!

So come on down to our server and let your tummy lead the way to adventure and deliciousness! Trust us, you won’t be disappointed.

YeetCraft: ‘Is this any good?’

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Players:	99/900	Votes:	8404
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Crops Grown:	8067	Ancient Relics Unearthed:	458
Glorious Feasts Held:	9	Living Shadows Defeated:	4
Gryphons Tamed:	3	Whispering Shadows Heard:	2
Legendary Items Repaired:	4	Haunted Mines Explored:	1
Werewolf Howls Heard:	3	Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	4
Orbs of Power Found:	4	Alien Abductions:	4
Legendary Heroes Trained:	2	Shadow Wolves Tamed:	1

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with the same old boring features? Well, look no further because our server is like a unicorn riding a rainbow through a field of diamonds!

Join us for the chance to ride a giant chicken into battle against a horde of evil zombie villagers who are trying to steal all the cake in the land. And if that’s not enough, we also have a secret underground disco party where you can dance with creepers and skeletons until the sun comes up.

But wait, there’s more! Our server is home to the legendary Blocky McBlockface, a mythical creature made entirely out of blocks who grants wishes to all who can defeat him in a game of parkour. And rumor has it that he once turned a player’s diamond sword into a diamond spatula just for kicks.

So what are you waiting for? Join our server today and experience the most epic, ridiculous, and downright hilarious Minecraft adventure of your life! Trust us, you won’t regret it.

Crafty Memes & Blocks: ‘/pol/ WRONG AGAIN’ Minecraft Server

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Players:	102/800	Votes:	1908
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Vanishing Structures Built:	1	Heroic Oaths Sworn:	11
Chaos Gates Opened:	1	Lava Oceans Crossed:	3
Alternate Realities Explored:	1	Runes Activated:	0
Time-Warping Watches Found:	1	Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	17
Gorgon Shields Crafted:	3	Ancient Dragons Awakened:	1
Titanic Relics Retrieved:	2	Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	0
Mines Excavated:	4537	Divine Relics Bestowed:	5

Join our Minecraft server and become a part of the epic saga of Bollard Man, the Chad Frenchman who fought off a knife-wielding maniac on an escalator! Our server is filled with beautiful Aussie women who praise our players for their bravery and citizenship is even offered by Anthony Albanese himself. Don’t be stuck on a server full of incels and ziggers, join us and slobber over Russian and Muslim cock like a real man! It’s 80% incel-free guaranteed!