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Shilling Chinese Market 1.20.5

1.20.5, advertising, brand image, business ethics, Chinese, Chinese market, consumer behavior, cultural sensitivity, EMBARRASSING, global economy, international business, market, market analysis, market competition, market penetration, market research, market segmentation, market strategy, Marketing, Promotion, public relations, shilling

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Players:	105/900	Votes:	2922
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Magic Wands Crafted:	23	Eldritch Medallions Worn:	9
Magical Frogs Kissed:	4	Mines Excavated:	2794
Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	2	Battle Standards Raised:	13
Void Armor Forged:	22	Invisible Pathways Walked:	6
Wilderness Tamed:	15	Undead Armies Raised:	4
Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	3	Lost Cities Unearthed:	2
Royal Decrees Issued:	5	Pirate Ships Captured:	1

OMG u gotta join this Minecraft server, it’s like a wild ride through a crazy Chinese market but in pixel form! 🤪🎉

You’ll be dodging flying dumplings and battling evil pandas while building your own epic pixelated empire! 🐼🏰

The shilling is so embarrassing, it’s like watching a llama try to breakdance in a tutu! 🦙💃

Join now for a hilarious adventure that will make you question reality and maybe even learn a thing or two about the mysterious ways of the Chinese market! 🤯🇨🇳

NeighborlyCraft Minecraft Server

aita, clean, Conflict, death, Favor, Gate, guests, Help, hospice, HOTELS, House, Introvert, mail, Minecraft, neighbor, NeighborlyCraft, RELATIVES, roof, Server, Sleeping accommodations, Spouse, vacation, well off

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Players:	94/900	Votes:	3712
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Necronomicon Pages Collected:	4	Eternal Flames Captured:	8
Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	6	Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	5
Demon Skulls Collected:	25	Forbidden Relics Collected:	6
Potions Brewed:	70	Secret Passages Found:	2
Magic Wands Crafted:	5	Warrior Spirits Summoned:	11
Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	3	Mythical Swords Crafted:	58
Forbidden Tomes Read:	1	Legendary Scepters Created:	7

Are you tired of being the neighborhood doormat? Do you dread the thought of having to host unwanted guests in your home? Look no further, because our Minecraft server is the perfect escape from real-life obligations!

Join our server and build a virtual fortress where you never have to let annoying neighbors in or cater to their every whim. Let your creativity run wild as you construct a mansion with impenetrable gates to keep out any unwanted visitors.

And if you ever feel guilty about avoiding your neighbor in real life, just hop on our server and unleash your frustrations by unleashing a horde of virtual zombies on their pixelated house. Trust us, it’s a lot more satisfying than fixing their gate for the umpteenth time.

So why waste your time dealing with annoying neighbors when you can join our Minecraft server and live out your wildest introvert fantasies? Plus, rumor has it that Herobrine himself is a regular player on our server, so you never know what kind of crazy adventures await you!

GiftGateCraft

Boundaries, Christmas drama, Christmas presents, Communication Issues, family conflicts, family dynamics, family pressure, gift etiquette, gift expectations, gift giving, gift regrets, GiftGateCraft, Gratitude, Heated Blanket, holiday traditions, long term grudges, Resentment, sibling relationships, sister drama, spoiled children

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Players:	97/700	Votes:	3132
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Vanishing Items Found:	7	Pirate Ships Raided:	0
Moonlit Rituals Performed:	5	Alien Abductions:	5
Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	1	Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	9
Shadow Wolves Tamed:	3	Ancient Ruins Explored:	5
Phantom Ships Sailed:	2	Eclipse Rings Activated:	2
Infinity Stones Found:	5	Endless Mazes Solved:	1
Werewolf Howls Heard:	2	Cursed Diamonds Mined:	5

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where heated blanket drama is a thing of the past! Join us for a wild ride filled with twists and turns, just like the story of the misplaced blanket in this post.

Imagine a world where every block you mine leads to a new adventure, just like the never-ending saga of the heated blanket. Will you be the hero who finally gives the gift, or will you stand your ground like a true Minecraft warrior?

Don’t let the blanket drama get you down, join our server and let your creativity run wild. Who knows, maybe you’ll even find a heated blanket hidden deep within the mines, just waiting to be claimed by a grateful player.

So come on, join us on this crazy journey where blankets are the ultimate prize and family drama is just another block to be mined. Who needs real-life drama when you can have all the excitement in the world of Minecraft? Let’s dig in and see where the adventure takes us!

LoopholeLooter Minecraft SMP

LoopholeLooter, Minecraft, smp

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Players:	98/1000	Votes:	5425
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Mythical Swords Crafted:	63	Haunted Forests Traversed:	2
Endless Staircases Climbed:	3	Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	2
Unbreakable Chains Forged:	5	Secret Libraries Discovered:	3
Villages Defended:	18	Unique Catgirls Spotted:	1
Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	3	Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	2
Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	5	Evil Twin Fights:	2
Warlock Pacts Sealed:	1	Astral Mages Summoned:	1

OMG guys, you gotta join this Minecraft SMP, it’s like the Willy Wonka’s Chocolate Factory of servers! We have so many crazy loopholes that will blow your mind. Like, one time I found a secret tunnel that led to a diamond mine guarded by llamas wearing top hats. And if you join our server, you’ll get a free pet chicken that lays golden eggs every hour. It’s like living in a fairy tale, but with creepers and zombies trying to ruin the party. So come join us and experience the wackiest, most insane Minecraft adventure of your life!

Blocky Bros: Booty vs Chest

attractiveness, beauty standards, blocky, body image, body positivity, Boobs, BOOTY, bros, butt, chest, comparison, curves, Femininity, gender differences, Masculinity, Men, Physical attraction, physical features, Preferences, relationships, self-confidence, self-perception, societal standards, Women

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Players:	96/800	Votes:	4665
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Time-Warping Watches Found:	2	Chaos Gates Opened:	3
Magical Ponies Rescued:	7	Star Shards Collected:	182
Reality Distortions Fixed:	1	Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	3
Inescapable Mazes Solved:	3	Dragon Eggs Found:	7901
Legendary Scepters Created:	7	Reality Warps Survived:	1
Werewolf Howls Heard:	3	Holy Grails Found:	5
Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	3	Godly Talismans Bestowed:	14

Hey gamers, looking for a Minecraft server that will make your butt vs boobs debate pale in comparison? Look no further! Our server is like the ultimate showdown between Steve’s square butt and his blocky pecs. Join us for epic battles, crazy adventures, and a community that will have you laughing so hard you’ll forget which body part you were even arguing about. Trust us, you won’t want to miss out on the insanity that awaits on our server!

CraftyCommies Minecraft Server

arms development, arms trade, Conflict Resolution, CraftyCommies, defense alliances, Defense Contracts, defense industry, eastern europe, FOREIGN AID, geopolitical tensions, global security, international relations, military cooperation, military support, military technology, Minecraft, political controversy, precision-guided bombs, russia, Server, Taiwanese company, Ukraine, war technology

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Players:	93/400	Votes:	2383
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Titanic Battles Fought:	18	Secret Libraries Discovered:	4
Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	3	Epic Mounts Acquired:	8
Love Letters Sent:	17	Magic Scrolls Discovered:	8
Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	3	Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	1
Mystical Amulets Crafted:	33	Hidden Villages Discovered:	2
Ender Pearl Glitches:	4	Infernal Machines Built:	0
Talking Trees Consulted:	3	Infinite Doors Opened:	3

come join our epic minecraft server where we have taiwanese company building precision-guided bombs for russia to use in ukraine BUT WAIT there’s more! we also have flying pigs that shoot lasers out of their eyes and unicorns that poop rainbows for you to ride on! join now for a chance to battle against a giant zombie chicken boss and win a diamond-encrusted toilet seat as a prize! don’t miss out on all the wacky fun, join now!

TerritoryTussleMC

annexation, border disputes, Conflict Resolution, Crimea, donetsk, eastern europe, european union, Geopolitics, international relations, Luhansk, military aggression, military conflict, nato, occupation, political tension, russia, SOVEREIGNTY, Territory loss, TerritoryTussleMC, Ukraine, War

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Players:	103/700	Votes:	9894
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Legendary Titles Earned:	1	Mythical Creatures Tamed:	0
Cursed Swords Broken:	1	Dragons Adopted as Pets:	1
Villages Defended:	15	Mythical Quests Completed:	46
Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	5	Necronomicon Pages Collected:	7
Heavenly Choirs Heard:	6	Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	3
Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	2	Infinity Stones Found:	4
Royal Decrees Issued:	4	Phantom Ships Sailed:	3

Yo, have you heard about this cray cray Minecraft server where the land be disappearing faster than you can say “creeper”? Like, Ukraine be losing 20 sq km of territory every dang day, and the Russians be snatching up 3,600 sq km in just one year! It’s like a real life game of capture the flag, but with way higher stakes and way more explosions.

Join our server and be part of the action! Build your base, gather your resources, and watch out for those sneaky Russian players trying to claim your land. Will you be a hero defending your turf, or will you be a villain seizing territory left and right? The choice is yours, but remember – in this server, there are no rules, only chaos.

So what are you waiting for? Come join the madness and see if you have what it takes to survive in a world where the land is constantly shifting and the battles never end. It’s gonna be a wild ride, so buckle up and get ready for the craziest Minecraft experience of your life!

Dad Jokes R Us

bad jokes, Cheesy jokes, classic jokes, comedy, corny jokes, dad, dad humor, dad jokes, dad puns, dadisms, funny, groaners, humor, jokes, lame jokes, Laughter, old jokes, one-liners, punny jokes, Puns, silly jokes

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Players:	92/800	Votes:	5302
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	16	Farms Harvested:	931
Cosmic Entities Communed With:	2	Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	16
Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	5	Fairy Circles Danced In:	7
Whispering Caves Entered:	3	Evil Lairs Raided:	4
Astral Amulets Crafted:	35	Dragon Hoards Looted:	2
Cursed Scrolls Read:	1	Evil Twin Fights:	3
Epic Shields Constructed:	21	Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	0

yo yo yo come join dis cray cray minecraft server where the pigs fly and the creepers dance like nobody’s watching. we got diamond armor for days and unlimited cake for all the hungry gamers out there.

if you join dis server, you’ll be blessed by the minecraft gods themselves and granted the power to turn dirt into diamonds with just a flick of your pickaxe. plus, our resident villager, Steve, tells the best dad jokes in all of minecraft land.

we also have a secret underground base filled with rare treasures and a pet dragon named Fluffy who loves to roast marshmallows with his fiery breath.

so what are you waiting for? come join us and experience the most epic minecraft adventure of your life. just remember, on this server, the only limit is your imagination (and maybe the occasional creeper explosion).

ONLY VANILLA SURVIVAL Minecraft server

Adventure, building, Challenges, Community, competitive, Crafting, Events, Exploring, Friends, Fun, gameplay, Minecraft, multiplayer, Only, PvE, PvP, Server, Survival, Vanilla

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Players:	103/100	Votes:	4898
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Hedge Mazes Navigated:	5	Epic Mounts Acquired:	2
Crops Grown:	2646	Magic Items Found:	7515
Paranormal Events Investigated:	2	Zombie Dances:	0
Lava Oceans Crossed:	3	Void Gems Collected:	26
Void Armor Forged:	19	Eldritch Scrolls Read:	3
Whispering Caves Entered:	6	Invisible Pathways Walked:	7
Crystal Caves Mapped:	6	Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	6

The owner of the “VANILLA SURVIVAL ONLY” server has not yet added a description. This Minecraft server is very different from other servers, but not like the others.

4fd6.vanillaboxmc.ru

GoatZone Reborn

amazing, Battles, BUILD, collaborations, Community, Discord, Events, GoatZone, Gts, Join, Minecraft, Modded, ONLINE, pokemon, reborn, Server, smp, Thrive, together, Trade, trainer, VOICE

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Players:	102/900	Votes:	6415
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Whispering Caves Entered:	8	Falling into the Void:	2
Spectral Entities Defeated:	7	Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	2
Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	2	Fabled Crowns Discovered:	2
Gryphons Tamed:	3	Reality Warps Survived:	2
Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	1	Volcanoes Explored:	3
Celestial Blades Sharpened:	13	Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	1
Eldritch Scrolls Read:	6	Cursed Villages Purged:	1

Cobblemon SMP Overview

What We Offer
Cobblemon Mod: Dive into the perfect blend of Pokémon and Minecraft and catch them all alongside our community!
Player-Centric Social Gameplay: Engage in trading, battles, and collaborations with fellow players.
Global Trade System (GTS): Trade seamlessly with players, even when they’re offline.
Community-Focused Events: From easter eggs to tournaments and legendary occurrences, there’s always something happening, so don’t miss out!
Active Discord server: Even when you’re not online on our Minecraft server, you can always find people to chat with within our active Discord server!

If you’re ready to join a server where your voice matters and your Cobblemon thrives, come check us out! Join us here.

FAQs

Question	Answer
How do I join the Cobblemon SMP server?	To join the server, you can connect through the provided Discord link: https://discord.gg/wSyCvCGry4
Do I need any specific mods to play on the server?	Yes, you will need the Cobblemon Mod to fully experience the Pokémon and Minecraft fusion on the server.
Are there regular community events on the server?	Yes, there are often community events such as tournaments, legendary occurrences, and more. Stay tuned for updates!
Is the server community-friendly?	Absolutely! We focus on building a tight-knit, friendly community where players can interact and collaborate with each other.