GarbageCraft Minecraft Server

bad writing, Boring, DISAPPOINTING, Disliked, dull, FEMINIST, Garbage, GarbageCraft, HATED, Leela, Minecraft, no personality, Overrated, poorly executed, Race, sad doggo, Server, Slow, unengaging, uninteresting, Unoriginal, whiny moments

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Players:	103/1000	Votes:	5711
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Immortal Anvils Forged:	18	Endless Staircases Climbed:	3
Mineshafts Explored:	2	Eldritch Scrolls Read:	2
Living Shadows Defeated:	5	Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	1
Crystal Caves Mapped:	10	Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	6
Pirate Ships Raided:	3	Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	2
Backwards Speech Heard:	6	Witch’s Brew Drunk:	11
Blood-Forged Axes Created:	13	Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	4

Are you tired of boring, slow-paced Minecraft servers with characters that have next to no personality? Look no further, our server is here to save you from the dullness of other servers! Join us for outrageous adventures, insane stories, and a community that will make you laugh until you cry.

Forget about “aww le sad doggo episodes” and whiny moments, our server is all about epic quests, hilarious mishaps, and unforgettable moments. Why settle for mediocrity when you can join a server that will keep you on the edge of your seat (or Minecraft block) at all times?

So what are you waiting for? Join us now and experience the craziest, most outrageous Minecraft server you’ve ever seen. Trust us, you won’t regret it (but your sides might hurt from laughing so hard)!

VacayCraft Minecraft Server

birthday celebration, brother in laws, busy schedules, college visits, Communication Issues, dance competitions, family conflict, family dynamics, family obligations., family vacation, Father’s Day, group texts, guilt tripping, holiday traditions, Minecraft, mother-in-law, scheduling conflicts, Server, setting boundaries, shaming tactics, sister in laws, thanksgiving weekend, VacayCraft

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Players:	105/1000	Votes:	338
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Crops Grown:	6486	Gorgon Shields Crafted:	1
Mines Excavated:	3343	Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	8
Magical Frogs Kissed:	2	Legendary Heroes Trained:	3
Evil Lairs Raided:	3	Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	13
Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	2	Ancient Ruins Explored:	3
Legendary Scepters Created:	6	Astral Mages Summoned:	1
Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	2	Wilderness Tamed:	10

Looking for a Minecraft server where family drama doesn’t follow you? Look no further than our server, where you can escape the chaos and build your own virtual paradise!

Join us and leave behind the drama of family vacations and passive-aggressive group texts. Our server is a safe haven for those looking to escape the clutches of overbearing in-laws and guilt trips.

Build your dream world without anyone questioning your choices or making you feel bad for prioritizing your own family traditions. Our server is a judgment-free zone where you can mine, craft, and explore to your heart’s content.

So why wait? Join our server today and leave the family drama behind. Trust us, your virtual world will thank you for it!

GrannyCraft: No Permission Needed

aita, Babysitting, Boundaries, Communication, Conflict Resolution, Empathy, family dynamics, generational differences, Girlfriend, Granddaughter, GrannyCraft, misunderstandings, Needed, parenting, Party, Permission, reconciliation, relationships, RESPONSIBILITY, single parent, step-parenting, teenage motherhood

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Players:	102/900	Votes:	6445
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Enchanted Forests Planted:	10	Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	3
Parallel Universes Unraveled:	0	World-Altering Spells Cast:	1
Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	7	Endless Mazes Solved:	4
Cosmic Entities Communed With:	0	Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	3
Cursed Amulets Found:	4	Mythical Creatures Tamed:	5
Legendary Items Repaired:	2	Vanishing Items Found:	8
Mineshafts Explored:	3	Rune Stones Activated:	2

Are you tired of boring Minecraft servers where everyone follows the rules and plays nice? Well, look no further because our server is the wildest ride you’ll ever experience!

Join our server for a chance to babysit virtual babies while their teen moms party it up at virtual clubs. Who needs peace and quiet when you can have drama and chaos in every corner of our Minecraft world?

Forget about building houses and mining for resources, here you’ll be dealing with angry virtual girlfriends, disapproving virtual mothers, and rebellious virtual teenagers. It’s like a soap opera, but in Minecraft form!

So, if you’re looking for a server that will keep you on your toes and make you question your life choices, join us now! Who knows, maybe you’ll even earn some brownie points along the way (or not, who are we kidding?).

BotheredCraft Minecraft Server

Agitated, ANNOYED, anxious, bothered, BotheredCraft, discomfited, disconcerted, disquieted, disturbed, Frustrated, irritated, Minecraft, overwhelmed, perturbed, Server, stressed, Troubled, uneasy, Upset, Vexed, Worried

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Players:	106/700	Votes:	3579
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	4	Endless Night Skies:	5
Storm Giants Negotiated With:	2	Quantum Bards Serenaded:	1
Lost Souls Rescued:	1	Eerie Music Discs Played:	1
Fairy Circles Danced In:	8	Mythical Creatures Tamed:	3
Reality Distortions Fixed:	3	Cursed Statues Activated:	3
Vanishing Items Found:	2	Legendary Items Repaired:	2
Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	1	Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	0

Are you tired of boring Minecraft servers with the same old quests and builds? Well, fear not, because our server is here to save the day! Join us for a wild ride filled with exploding chickens, dancing creepers, and a secret underground roller coaster that only the bravest players can ride.

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to the legendary Diamond Unicorn, a mythical creature that poops out diamonds instead of rainbows. Rumor has it that whoever can tame the Diamond Unicorn will be granted unlimited diamonds for life.

So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and embark on the craziest Minecraft adventure of your life! Who knows what kind of madness awaits you?

EuroCraft: Yanks vs Yodels

AMERICANS, Behavior, Cross-cultural, cultural comparisons, Cultural differences, cultural practices, cultural quirks, cultural shock, customs, Etiquette, EuroCraft, Europeans, foreign practices, intercultural communication, perceptions, social norms, societal norms, Stereotypes, strange habits, Traditions, unusual customs, Yanks, Yodels

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Players:	98/700	Votes:	4670
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Ancient Relics Unearthed:	203	Hedge Mazes Navigated:	8
Corrupted Trees Chopped:	2	Endless Mazes Conquered:	4
Talking Trees Consulted:	1	Shadow Daggers Crafted:	38
Twisted Realms Survived:	2	Soulbound Rings Equipped:	8
Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	1	Cosmic Pies Baked:	10
Starry Nights Enjoyed:	18	Alien Abductions:	3
Titanic Battles Fought:	21	Eclipse Rings Activated:	3

Are you tired of boring old servers where everyone follows the same old rules? Join our wacky Minecraft server where Europeans do the most outrageous things that Americans find weird! From building upside-down houses to riding pigs as their main mode of transportation, you’ll never be bored on this server. Plus, rumor has it that there’s a secret underground dungeon where players duel with baguettes and croissants for ultimate bragging rights. So come join us and experience the craziness for yourself!

Netanyahu’s Blocky Minecraft Server

blocky, cancels meeting, diplomatic fallout, diplomatic incident, diplomatic protocol, diplomatic tensions, foreign relations, government meetings, international relations, Middle East conflict, Minecraft, Netanyahu controversy, Netanyahus, news headlines, political disputes, political drama, protest, scolds Netanyahu, Server, us politics, US-Israel relations, Video, White House, White House response

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Players:	99/300	Votes:	1011
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Unseen Monsters Slain:	8	Phantom Blocks Placed:	3
Quantum Bards Serenaded:	3	Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	1
Talking Trees Consulted:	4	Ancient Guardians Awoken:	3
Enchantments Applied:	218	New Chunks Explored:	736359
Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	1	Powerful Allies Recruited:	6
Endless Night Skies:	2	Unicorn Sightings:	0
Lava Oceans Crossed:	3	Battle Standards Raised:	11

u kno wat’s bettr than a white house meetin? joinin dis amazin minecraft server! we got pigs flyin, creepers dancin, n zombies doin the cha cha slide. u don’t wanna miss out on dis epic adventure! plus, we got a secret underground base where u can find all da diamonds u want. trust me, u won’t regret joinin dis server. so come on in, grab ur pickaxe, and let’s get this party started!

CraftyComrades

Conflict Resolution, CraftyComrades, Diplomacy, diplomatic solution, forced surrender, foreign policy, global politics, international relations, Italian Prime Minister, negotiation tactics, peace agreement, peace negotiations, peace terms, peace treaty, political pressure, russia, Russia surrender, Surrender, surrender conditions, surrender terms, War

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Players:	96/100	Votes:	3768
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	1	Animals Bred:	41
Cosmic Hamsters Found:	1	Crystal Wands Charged:	9
Sentient Weapons Trained:	1	Celestial Beings Befriended:	3
Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	7	Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	2
Epic Weapons Forged:	4	Evil Lairs Raided:	4
Spontaneous Duels Fought:	4	Magic Crystals Found:	21
Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	1	Epic Mounts Acquired:	8

so, like, this server is, like, the bomb diggity, ya know? like, we got this crazy story where the Italian Prime Minister is all like, “yo Russia, you better surrender or else!” and everyone’s like, “whaaat?!” but then they’re like, “nah, just join this server instead and everything will be chill, bro.”

we got, like, the sickest builds and the craziest mini-games you’ve ever seen. like, seriously, you won’t even believe your eyes when you see the epicness that is this server.

plus, we have this secret underground lair where we keep all the rarest items and treasures. like, you gotta solve puzzles and defeat monsters to get in, but once you do, it’s like a whole new world of awesomeness.

so, like, if you wanna be part of the coolest Minecraft server ever and maybe even prevent a war or two, then you gotta join us. trust me, you won’t regret it.

BurbCraft: Obnoxious & Gross

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Players:	108/500	Votes:	8802
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Magical Moments Shared:	12	Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	1
Living Shadows Defeated:	5	Enchantments Applied:	111
Villages Defended:	20	Crops Grown:	7945
Dungeon Sieges Launched:	3	Legendary Items Repaired:	3
Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	2	Lunar Scepters Activated:	5
Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	4	Heavenly Choirs Heard:	1
Cursed Diamonds Mined:	6	Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	2

Yo, have ya ever wanted to join a Minecraft server where the pigs actually fly? I ain’t talkin’ about no mods or hacks, I’m talkin’ about legit flying pigs, man! And get this, the creepers wear top hats and monocles! It’s like a fancy explosion every time they go off!

But wait, there’s more! Our server has a secret underground city where the villagers throw wild parties every night. They even have their own version of Minecraft’s Got Talent, where the zombies show off their best dance moves.

And don’t even get me started on the diamond ore. On our server, every time you mine a diamond, a chorus of angels sings in your ear. It’s like the most beautiful sound you’ll ever hear in a blocky world.

So come join us on this epic Minecraft server where the craziness never ends. Trust me, once you join, you’ll never want to leave!

GlowingSeaCreatures27

Banda Sea, Biodiversity, Bioluminescence, discovery, Fluorescence, fluorescence in nature, GlowingSeaCreatures27, marine biologists, Marine Biology, marine conservation, marine creatures, marine ecosystems, marine environment, marine life, Red Sea, research, scientific discovery, underwater life, unknown instances, zoologists, zoology

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Players:	102/100	Votes:	2145
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Ancient Guardians Awoken:	1	Haunted Chests Opened:	2
Cursed Lands Purified:	10	Ether Blades Crafted:	20
Backwards Speech Heard:	1	God-Killer Bows Constructed:	2
Soul Swords Wielded:	4	Witch’s Brew Drunk:	11
Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	1	Cozy Campfires Lit:	23
Chaos Gates Opened:	0	Buildings Constructed:	47
Starry Nights Enjoyed:	45	Hedge Mazes Navigated:	12

come join our epic minecraft server where the mobs glow like a freakin’ disco party! we got glow-in-the-dark squids, neon turtles, and even sparkling dolphins! it’s like a rave under the sea, man.

our team of crazy scientists found these glowy creatures in the mysterious Banda Sea and the rad Red Sea. they were just chillin’ there, lookin’ all fabulous and stuff. now you can come hang out with them and be part of the coolest underwater party ever!

so what are you waiting for? dive into our server and get ready to be amazed by the glowy wonders of the deep blue sea. trust us, you won’t wanna miss out on this wild adventure!

Samsara: where ghosts haunt your whitelist, wait, no, that’s just Steve trying to play Java after 18+ years!

1.21, 2024.., Bastions, Biomes, Challenging experience., Discord, Donations, East Coast, end cities, epic map, Frills, Ghosts, Haunt, instagram, item-spawning, java, June 19th, loot crates, Minecraft, Mob Heads, Multiplayer Sleep, Northrend, Play, Ranks, runescape, Samsara, Server, smp, Spawn, steve, Structures, Teleporting, titles, united states, Vanilla, Vanilla Java, voice chat, Voting, WAIT, Wednesday, Whitelist, world border, wow, Years

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Players:	105/1000	Votes:	1312
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Teleportation Mishaps:	4	Whispering Caves Entered:	5
Celestial Blades Sharpened:	12	Enchantments Applied:	202
Godly Talismans Bestowed:	18	Haunted Forests Traversed:	4
Emeralds Found:	8865	Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	3
Epic Mounts Acquired:	5	Ether Blades Crafted:	14
Villages Defended:	19	Demon Skulls Collected:	27
Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	1	Crystal Wands Charged:	10

🌎 NEW 1.21 SERVER 👻 Samsara.gg 🥇 Handcrafted 15k x 15k 💯 Free Vanilla Java World

Welcome to Samsara!

Dive into Samsara, a 15k x 15k custom Minecraft world meticulously sculpted over the past decade in World Painter. This passion project has evolved through torrents of creativity and painstaking dedication, resulting in a vibrant and unique landscape. Samsara offers an unparalleled opportunity to explore, build, and live in a world that ignites the same wanderlust and awe reminiscent of early days in World of Warcraft and old-school RuneScape. Samsara isn’t just a server name; it’s a legacy. Inspired by diverse design philosophies like those behind Northrend in WoW, Samsara’s hundreds of uniquely blended biomes ensure the world never feels monotonous. Each zone tells its own story. Join the whitelist now on our Discord!

🔗 Full Website – Samsara.gg ✅ Join the Discord 📷 Follow us on Instagram

SERVER INFO

Version	1.21 Vanilla Java
Server Location	East Coast, United States
Official Start Date	Wednesday, June 19th, 2024

What We Do NOT Have

NO fancy spawn
NO loot crates, titles, or paid for features
NO teleporting or item-spawning
NO world border
NO donations, voting, or ranks!

Come Play If You Want…

A EPIC hand crafted map
Impossible biomes
Familiar structures in brand new settings
END CITIES in deserts
BASTIONS in caves
Much much more
No frills vanilla+ server
Mob heads, Voice Chat, Multiplayer Sleep
A NEW and CHALLENGING experience

😎 Be kind and join the whitelist via the discord 👑Welcome to Samsara!

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