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Instantly Epic MC

Addictive, binge-worthy, Captivating, Compelling, Engaging, enjoyable from the start, Entertaining, Epic, immediate payoff, instant gratification, Instantly, must watch, no buildup, no filler episodes, no patience required, no slow start, no waiting, no warm-up needed, skip the beginning, straight into the action, straight to the point, tv shows, worth watching

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Players:	90/900	Votes:	4099
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Blood-Forged Axes Created:	9	Talking Trees Consulted:	4
Magic Scrolls Discovered:	9	Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	2
Whispering Caves Entered:	7	Wyrmholes Dug:	7
Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	0	Wizards Turned into Frogs:	1
Goblin Markets Raided:	9	Unholy Beasts Tamed:	1
Potions Brewed:	36	Mythical Creatures Tamed:	1
Witch’s Brew Drunk:	6	Ender Pearl Glitches:	2

Tired of boring Minecraft servers that make you grind for hours before you can have any fun? Look no further, because our server is like binge-watching your favorite show without any filler episodes!

Join us for non-stop action and excitement from the moment you log in. No need to suffer through boring tutorials or tedious resource gathering – we’ve got you covered with instant access to all the best gear and weapons.

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to a secret underground city filled with rare treasures and powerful boss mobs. Are you brave enough to explore its depths and claim your rightful loot?

So why waste your time on other servers when you can jump straight into the fun with us? Join now and experience the thrill of Minecraft like never before!

YandexCraft: Putin’s GPU Paradise

Competition, digital economy, global market, GOOGLE, GPU, GPUs, innovation, internet, market exit, nvidia, Paradise, Putins, ReBuilding, russia, Russia technology, Russian companies, Russian economy, sanctions, sanctions lifted, search engine, tech industry, Technology, YANDEX, YandexCraft

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Players:	101/400	Votes:	4152
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Unicorn Sightings:	1	Endless Mazes Solved:	4
Herobrine Sightings:	1	Evil Twin Fights:	5
Astral Projections Made:	1	Paranormal Events Investigated:	3
Volcanoes Explored:	2	Arcane Towers Raised:	5
Demon Skulls Collected:	13	Ender Pearl Glitches:	4
God-Killer Bows Constructed:	2	Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	3
Enchanted Forests Planted:	10	Players Killed by Monsters:	1921

so like, this server is like the russia’s google of minecraft servers, except not really because we’re way cooler and way more fun. we just broke free from sanctions and now we’re teaming up with nvidia GPUs to make this server even more epic.

join us if you want to be a part of the most badass minecraft community ever. we have crazy builds, insane events, and the best players around. plus, our staff is like a bunch of superheroes, always ready to help you out and make sure you’re having a blast.

come join us and be a part of the revolution. who needs google when you have us? let’s make minecraft great again, one block at a time.

ExtraterrestrialRoastFest

alien lifeforms, aliens, beings from another planet, Creative, Extraterrestrial, ExtraterrestrialRoastFest, Fiction, hypothetical, hypothetical beings, hypothetical scenarios, hypothetical situations, Imaginative, imaginative interpretations, intergalactic, OFFENDED, outer space, renditions, Sci Fi, science fiction, Speculative, Visitors

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Players:	93/600	Votes:	3639
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	4	Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	4
Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	1	Witch’s Brew Drunk:	13
Duplicated Mobs Battled:	4	Eldritch Scrolls Read:	3
Demon Skulls Collected:	10	Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	0
Herobrine Sightings:	8	Parallel Universes Unraveled:	0
Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	3	Ores Mined:	4683
Vanishing Items Found:	7	Mystic Runes Engraved:	3

come join dis server if u wanna see aliens gettin offended by our ridiculouz renditions of them. we got alien villages with houses made outta space cheese and cows wearin tin foil hats. u can even ride on a space ship made outta blocks and shoot laserz at creepers. itz outta dis world fun, literally. so come on in and make dem aliens laugh at how silly we are.

🎣 Sunburnt SMP: The server where fish wear shades and gear wears sunscreen! Join now for a burnin’ good time! 🌞🐠

burnin’, Community, Dedication, Discord, Economy, Exclusive content, Fish, Gear, Good, Harmony, Interference, Join, Lobster, mettle, opportunities, Quests, resource pack, Server, Shades, smp, sunburnt, sunscreen, Thrive, Time, Trade, twitter, unite, Updates, wear, Wears

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Players:	95/200	Votes:	6074
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	4	Dragonkin Hatched:	2
Glitched Entities Encountered:	5	Phoenix Feathers Found:	7
Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	20	Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	4
Astral Projections Made:	0	Demon Skulls Collected:	35
Epic Bosses Defeated:	3	Twisted Realms Survived:	3
Storm Giants Negotiated With:	1	Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	3
Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	1	Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	3

Server IP	play.shaded.gg
Discord	https://discord.gg/XsqPJgjTeR

Overview

Hello, fellow Minecrafters! 🎉

Are you ready to embark on an unforgettable Minecraft adventure? Look no further than Shaded, the ultimate SMP survival server that’s taking the Minecraft world by storm in 2024! 🌍💥

Prepare to be amazed by the incredible features and benefits that await you on Shaded:

🐟 NEW! Fishing Log. Discover the thrill of fishing with our Fishing Log!
🦞 NEW! Lobster Pots. Dive into lobster fishing!
⚔️ NEW! PvP Arena. Test your skills in PvP battles!
🏰 Land Claiming and Grief Prevention. Build with security.
🛍️ Custom Gear, Economy, Shops, and Auctions. Immerse yourself in a thriving Minecraft economy.
🌟 Free (Vote) Ranks, Kits, and Perks. Earn rewards through voting!
🗺️ Quests, Events, and (Weekly) Challenges. Engage in exciting activities!

Shaded is the ultimate cross-platform server, uniting Java and Bedrock players. Join today and experience Minecraft like never before! 🚀

FAQ

Q: How do I join the server?

A: Simply copy and paste the IP address play.shaded.gg into your Minecraft client.

Q: Is PvP mandatory on Shaded?

A: No, PvP is entirely optional on Shaded. You can choose to participate based on your preferences.

Q: How can I protect my builds on the server?

A: Shaded offers a robust land claiming and grief prevention system to ensure your creations and belongings are safe and secure.

Q: Are there custom features on Shaded?

A: Yes, Shaded features custom gear, a unique economy system, shops, auctions, and more!

Q: How can I earn free ranks, kits, and perks on Shaded?

A: By voting on the server, you can earn free ranks, kits, and perks to enhance your gameplay experience.

Q: What platforms are supported on Shaded?

A: Shaded is a cross-platform server, welcoming both Java and Bedrock players to join in the fun.

Stay connected with us on Discord, Twitter, and our website for the latest news and updates. We look forward to welcoming you to the Shaded family! 🎮💖

Discord: Shaded Discord 💬
Twitter: Shaded Twitter 🐦
Vote: Vote 🗳️

SoulfulEnds Minecraft Server

Adventure, Boss Battles, Challenging, Choice, consequences, dark lord, dark souls, decision, endings, Epic, FANTASY, first flame, Frampt, Gaming, Immersive, Kaathe, Minecraft, role playing, RPG, Server, SoulfulEnds, Storyline, video games

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Players:	97/900	Votes:	5243
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	3	Ancient Guardians Awoken:	1
Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	3	Forbidden Tomes Read:	4
God-Killer Bows Constructed:	6	Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	5
Mythical Swords Crafted:	65	Wizards Turned into Frogs:	0
Alien Abductions:	1	Eldritch Medallions Worn:	13
Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	11	Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	7
Star Shards Collected:	147	Moonlit Rituals Performed:	7

Are you tired of getting jewd by creepy snake dudes in Dark Souls? Well, fear not, because on our Minecraft server, you can choose whatever ending you want without getting jewd by anyone! Whether you want to link the first flame or become the dark lord, the only thing getting jewd here is the creepers trying to blow up your house. Join us and experience a world where your decisions actually matter (unlike in Dark Souls, where you’re just a puppet for those sneaky serpents). So come on over and let’s see if you have what it takes to survive and thrive in our crazy Minecraft world!

CraftyMine Minecraft Server

Appearances, attracting mates, biological imperative, CraftyMine, evolutionary psychology, Family Values, genetic legacy, having kids, Human Behavior, materialism, mating rituals, Minecraft, moral codes, natural selection, obsession with money, passing on genes, self-preservation, Server, social constructs, societal expectations, societal norms, status symbols, survival instincts

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Players:	105/100	Votes:	4461
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Ores Mined:	8446	Dark Rituals Completed:	3
Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	9	Phoenix Feathers Found:	12
Mythical Swords Crafted:	29	Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	13
Cursed Villages Purged:	2	Storm Giants Negotiated With:	2
Corrupted Trees Chopped:	2	Endless Legions Commanded:	44
Enchanted Forests Planted:	12	Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	11
Unbreakable Curses Broken:	2	Parallel Universes Unraveled:	2

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where the only thing more twisted than our pixelated world is the players themselves! Join us if you’re tired of the same old boring servers where people just build houses and mine for diamonds. Here, we embrace the true chaotic nature of humanity.

Our server is like a social experiment gone wrong, where players will do anything to survive and thrive. Want to build a castle made entirely of TNT? Go for it! Feel like starting a cult dedicated to worshipping the elusive Creeper god? We won’t stop you! The only limit is your imagination (and maybe the server admins, but they’re usually too busy trying to keep up with the madness).

Join us if you want to experience the thrill of betrayal, the joy of trolling, and the satisfaction of watching your enemies fall into a pit of lava. Who needs self-preservation when you can have a blast causing chaos and mayhem? So come on, join our server and let your inner villain run wild. Trust us, you won’t regret it (or maybe you will, but hey, that’s part of the fun)!

VehicleVibesMC

Agreement, Bronco, brother, CAR, contract, Deal, family, Help, Job, kia, maintenance, MONEY, parents, Promise, RAM, Sell, Trade, Truck, Upset, Vehicle, VehicleVibesMC

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Players:	95/700	Votes:	6408
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Fairy Circles Danced In:	12	Eerie Music Discs Played:	4
Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	1	Talking Trees Consulted:	4
Magical Frogs Kissed:	8	Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	5
Volcanoes Explored:	2	Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	3
Celestial Blades Sharpened:	13	Evil Lairs Raided:	5
Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	3	Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	1
Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	1	Demonic Pacts Formed:	1

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where we treat you like adults and let you do whatever you want with your virtual trucks! Just like the OP’s parents, we won’t hold you back from selling your vehicles for a profit.

Join us for some epic adventures and crazy deals, just like the ones in this story. Who knows, you might even find a virtual Jeep Patriot loaded with goodies that you can sell for a sweet profit to upgrade to a virtual Bronco.

But beware, not everyone will be as generous as the OP. Some players might try to make contracts with you to ensure they get their virtual trucks back for just $1! Will you take the deal or go rogue like the OP and sell your truck for a hefty sum?

So come on over to our server and experience the drama, the deals, and the virtual vehicles that will make you question your loyalty to your in-game family. Who needs a 12-year-old Kia shitbox when you can drive a virtual Bronco? Join now and let the virtual adventures begin!

ScentCrafters: Taste the Strange!

bizarre scents, eccentric tastes, favorite flavors, favorite scents, favorite smells, favorite tastes, odd food preferences, odd taste, peculiar flavors, peculiar tastes, quirky tastes, ScentCrafters, strange, strange aroma, strange odors, Taste, unique smells, unusual flavors, unusual food combinations, unusual fragrances, unusual scents, weird smell, weird taste

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Players:	102/700	Votes:	9337
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Dimension Hops:	4	Herobrine Sightings:	2
Warrior Spirits Summoned:	12	Phantom Ships Sailed:	4
Eldritch Medallions Worn:	13	God-Tier Weapons Forged:	46
Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	4	Volcanoes Explored:	1
Immortal Potions Brewed:	12	Epic Mounts Acquired:	2
Ancient Ruins Explored:	1	Forbidden Doors Opened:	3
Cursed Lands Purified:	6	Cozy Campfires Lit:	5

Are you tired of boring Minecraft servers that smell like stale cheese and taste like old socks? Well, look no further because our server is like a magical unicorn farting rainbows of deliciousness in your face! Join us if you want to experience the intoxicating aroma of freshly baked cookies mixed with the taste of victory and glory. Trust us, you won’t find a server like this anywhere else! So come on, join us and indulge in the weird smells and tastes that will make your Minecraft experience unforgettable!

KrautHealer Minecraft Server

combat medic, conflict zone, Court, death sentence, EXECUTION, foreign fighter, German, HUMAN RIGHTS, international law, international relations, justice system, KrautHealer, Legal System, Military, military personnel, Minecraft, Prisoner, punishment, sentencing, Server, trial, Ukraine, War Crimes

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Players:	104/300	Votes:	6776
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Enchanted Teapots Collected:	12	Haunted Forests Traversed:	7
Sunfire Helmets Forged:	2	Spontaneous Duels Fought:	11
Legendary Scepters Created:	2	Villages Defended:	18
Magic Wands Crafted:	21	Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	3
Wilderness Tamed:	6	Ancient Dragons Awakened:	1
Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	9	Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	2
Farms Harvested:	513	Ores Mined:	1582

join our epic minecraft server where you can be a german combat medic serving in ukraine and NOT get sentenced to death!!! instead, you can build epic bases, fight off creepers, and have epic battles with other players in a virtual world where anything is possible. plus, our server has the most epic mods and plugins that will make your gaming experience even more insane. so what are you waiting for? join now and let the madness begin!

SledgehammerCraft

beheaded, Bust, controversy, crime, Destruction, dictator, headlines, historical figure, iconoclasm, memorial, Moscow Times, News, political statement, public art, russia, Russian Park, sculpture, sledgehammer, SledgehammerCraft, STALIN, Vandalism

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Players:	93/100	Votes:	159
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	2	Emeralds Found:	621
Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	1	Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	2
Soul Contracts Signed:	1	Eerie Music Discs Played:	6
World-Altering Spells Cast:	2	Dungeon Sieges Launched:	8
Eldritch Scrolls Read:	7	Witch’s Brew Drunk:	6
Infinity Stones Found:	1	Cursed Villages Purged:	2
Dimension Hops:	9	Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	49

lol come join our minecraft server where we behead stalin busts with sledgehammers for fun! it’s like a virtual russian park but with more chaos and explosions. join us for a wild ride of destruction and mayhem as we take down historical statues in the most ridiculous ways possible. who needs history when you can have this much fun in minecraft? come on, you know you want to be a part of this insanity!